Crystal Spring Haney - Trophy Wife, SAHM
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CEO, Consultant, Homeschooling Mom; Navy helo pilot; Citadel grad; INBA Ms. Fitness USA/Olympia 2014. Mad Master Alchemist and Raid Heals in training IRL.
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If the people of a nation are not free, we have a moral obligation to ignore those laws which bind its citizens to subjugation.
“
@elonmusk
showed his total disrespect for Brazilian sovereignty and, in particular, for the judiciary, setting himself up as a true supranational entity and immune to the laws of each country,” de Moraes wrote.
Because he is a weird and entitled billionaire tech bro. Tax him
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@JackPosobiec
His boss was on the ship. They were dealing with it. It sounds like someone was trying to make a name for himself because HIS idea was better. 🙄
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@JackPosobiec
And, if you fail to consider 2nd, 3rd, 4th order impacts, you have no business being in that job. If he did consider, and still followed that course of action, he was putting personal politics above naval policy and readiness.
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@Rationalist69
@UN
@UN_Women
Yep. Because apparently those others don’t have their own days...oh wait. Imagine if men tried to coop their days...
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We just paid the
#IRS
$124,000,000,000 to audit us to make sure we are paying them enough. Anyone who voted for this needs voted out of office now.
#InflationReductionAct
#Congress
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Correction: "One person can try to usurp the other two co-equal branches and the constitution to make all citizens share a personal financial burden both agreed to by and benefiting only 45 million of them..."
One person holds the power to cancel student debt for 45 million Americans.
Get it done,
@POTUS
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"As we now know, the Patriot Act was used far outside the scope originally intended. Innocent American citizens had their privacy violated, because the government knew how to pull our heartstrings while simultaneously playing on our worst fears." And great solutions presented...
My latest piece for
@HumanEvents
BLEU: The EU is Using Child Sexual Abuse to Excuse Privacy Rights Violations
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@cozykaters
I put a ten day no visitors rule for all five - because that was what my husband got for vacation. Best decision ever. It's ok to say no. If someone doesn't respect your boundaries, they don't respect you.
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@Motabhai012
@dom_lucre
Let's go back to uniform uniforms. No skirts, no heels, no jewelry, no drama.
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@GadSaad
My honors thesis in 2001 was about African immigrants in southern France - lack of integration, mob mentality, no concern for personal property, etc. It was based upon my study abroad time in 1998. I hadn't even heard of Le Camp des Saints by Raspail then.
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Any country, state, municipality that enacts a lockdown from this point forward, I shall consider a police state and will recommend to my elected officials to treat it as such until freedom is restored. This is the end of accepting fascism and dictators in a democracy.
#American
“This is an open letter to Australian politicians who have allowed our country to become a place I no longer recognise. But you have lost my consent. In fact, I don’t remember you ever asking.
So let me be clear. You DO NOT have my consent to crush our way of life. To...”
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“The government and private organizations only step in when there is actually suspicion of abuse or mistreatment. So, why should there be different standards when it comes to people who choose to care for or work with exotic animals?” Great article, not my choice of words.
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@RealBrysonGray
Report that to the authorities...we've all seen how crazy some people are these days. Stay safe.
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@catturd2
I graduated a Democrat because civics class taught us that they supported people doing what they want, and Republicans were guys in suits who wanted to rule over you...and that was in the mid-90's. I hope he learns through life...
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@RickMcIntosh16
@ItsKatysWorld
That statement says "residing," not illegally crossing your borders...
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@redsteeze
They're preparing for his medical incident at the debate. Sympathy for him having a medical emergency is their debate strategy to take the spotlight from Trump. Gives them time to have a "primary" at convention, "voice of the people" moment. (Random conspiracy
#5342
)
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@FrankLuntz
“she made fun of me for joining TikTok, while her own daughter was actually using the app for a long time, so you might want to take care of your family first.”
... actually sounds like a legit response.
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@RMConservative
Just put them on a plane home. They can apply for asylum at the embassy there if they address in immediate threat of life or limb. Otherwise, we call them immigrants, and they can apply at said embassy.
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The Senate needs to be given back to the States.
Vermont has only 647K people and 2 U.S. senators.
None of you ever bitch about Vermont though because it's blue.
How fucked up is that?
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Thank you to
@SanDiegoPD
@SDGE
and first responders out in
#SanDiego
. Your work in this weather is appreciated.
#StaySafe
BZ and a huge thank you to the men and women out working in this terrible weather to keep us safe, restore power...
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@chicksonright
I regret to inform y'all that I cannot participate. I went out with the girls last weekend in Charleston, and I am still in my never drinking again phase. If I tried this, I might actually give up scotch or rum ... and who wants that? I do look forward to seeing tomorrow
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"If this did happen we should condemn it - so surely she would support pulling the tapes so we can see who it was and when."
#tapes
#now
please?
Eat your heart out, Jussie Smollett.
He Yell 'This Is MAGA COUNTRY'? Rep. Barbara Lee's Tale About White Man at Capitol Sets Off BS Detectors
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@brandonhli
What? That's crazy! We rent on AirBnB with a lockbox. Our maid changes the code after checkout cleaning if we're not headed home. Who changes the code before the person is scheduled to leave? Can't you just come and go as you please? 😳 Definitely sus.
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@DocAhmadMalik
@respect65
How can they not come and go as they please? Who told them they can't build water systems and power plants? When did concentration camps vote for their own government? Who was randomly firing rockets at whom?
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@KurtSchlichter
Personally I'd go with "Walz has no balls," but that's the military side talking.
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@catturd2
@cam36945665
My family and I never get flu shots, why would we get a cold shot? (Same reasoning... it's outdated or the "most likely" world variant that won't hit here.) As for the mRNA one, they can pay their test subjects; I won't volunteer myself nor my children.
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@AllAboutFKK
@yashar
Abigail Disney rode the bus a few times to school when we were children. Not a great discernment of character.
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I'm starting a new movement:
When you go somewhere, ask what their restroom policy is. If they allow the opposite gender in bathrooms, leave - gyms, clubs, restaurants, etc.
I'm calling it
#JustAsk
, replacing the excellent policy of
#DontAskDontTell
.
I may make t-shirts.
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@johnrobertgage
@AOC
So by doing my own mani pedi do I get triple resistance points? Still trying to figure out the score system...
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@thehill
@AOC
@RepAOC
So you canceled the mortgage, but what about the food and supplies that mom and pop need that the rent paid over the mortgage? What if they own it free and clear? What if that’s their only income? What if their only income is from the rents collected via a REIT?
#Communist
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@Debber66
@trish_regan
@DeAngelisCorey
I think a lot of people are afraid of how to start. So, I just put up a podcast on it. It's time to
#homeschool
America! My top three tools to help anyone start
#homeschooling
.
@mostinterestfam
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Guess I need to start saving up to fly private everywhere and ship my car... ugh, it's going to be painful to my pocketbook to follow this stellar example of climate awareness.
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@AafkodeVries
@GadSaad
If you act like a barbarian, you still think you get to scream that it's uncivilized when you're treated like a barbarian for your actions?
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@Matt_Bracken48
@kacdnp91
I helped coordinate Navy helo ops for this from Cali and things were on-scene in under 24-hours. This is complete incompetence, purposeful negligence, or both.
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It’s time to shut down public schools.
#Homeschool
, charter and many private are actually cheaper... not to mention they are not politically motivated and are actually beholden to the parents/taxpayers who pay them.
Get ready to witness your white children being brow beaten and shamed by the public school districts this year. Some have already received the emails from them expressing their intentions.
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@KayaBear15
@johnpavlovitz
@FLOTUS
@boyscouts
@NatlParkService
@GretaThunberg
As a Jackson local, I support
@realDonaldTrump
and love the beautiful, fabulous
@FLOTUS
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@davidjoemax
@WNYOpenSchools
Are you saying you think blue areas would have doubled down on policies just to be the opposite of him? Possibly. Sadly.
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Up next: The first airline to remove mask requirements will earn 7 frequent fliers from this family alone.
American Airlines CEO Doug Parker pushed back against the Biden administration’s proposal for mandatory vaccines for air travel, saying passengers shouldn’t be forced to get the COVID injection to fly.
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@ShuForCongress
Or we just scrap all the months and celebrate being
#American
on a day, say
#July4th
?
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@PolitiBunny
@StarshipAlves
No one needs to be good with that. Hopefully a few reports later and the law might actually look into it before someone that unstable causes actual harm.
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@AttitudeMag
@VirginAtlantic
Every name in every title is a man's. Why are they trying to pass a man's rag off as a woman's?
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@conservmillen
I mean if we peacefully protest with charcuterie and wine and call it a riot, we still get credit, right? Who’s bringing the lawn chairs, and who’s getting the legal permits?
#goodforthegoose
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New req
@SeaWorld
Please limit videoing to top 2-3 rows/section. A bit hard to enjoy when constantly asking ppl in front to move cameras.
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The science didn’t change. The data didn’t change. The politics changed. Time for the big American
#voteout
of anyone who ever supported any
#COVID
policy that restricted individual rights…
As even Democrats try to distance themselves from COVID insanity, the imperative shifts to not forgetting the elites that did this to us, and holding them responsible for what they have done.
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@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y
@JoeBiden
Isn’t it at least slightly dishonest that he fails to mention this is a pre-payment of the Child Tax Credit that covers a portion of your income on taxes? I mean he didn’t “get” anyone anything except a surprise at tax time when people don’t have as much taxable income covered.
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My new favorite astrophysicist.
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My perspective on twitter most times...
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Please quit blaming
#SDTrumpRally
. It has been over for hours. Blame the impolite protesters.
#StayClassy
Downtown
#SanDiego
SHUT DOWN! All hell has broken loose at
#SDTrumpRally
. Fights, racist insults hurled
@10News
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@Shane29008046
If they want to force military vaccination, they need to take away the Emergency Use and tax dollars paying for this vaccine. It should be required to be an approved as m vaccine first...did we learn nothing from Thalidomide, Agent Orange, etc.?
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I think a lot of people are afraid of how to start. So, I just put up a podcast on it. It's time to
#homeschool
America! My top three tools to help anyone start
#homeschooling
.
@mostinterestfam
The left doesn’t want our children to go to school,they just may regret it though. If parents find a way to home school their children for good and re-educate them from the leftist propaganda ... haha for them! Can’t wait for this to finally happen!
@trish_regan
@DeAngelisCorey
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Honestly, my new favorite series EVER.
#COMICS
#StarWars
#Thrawn
Love the book trilogy by Timothy Zahn, and now I have to get Thrawn Alliances... Thank you
@Jody_Houser
@LukeRossMarvel
and
@thirdeyecomics
#TheWuReport
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@JackPosobiec
@SECNAV
If he had written it to his Chain of Command, yes. However, he went around them AND used unsecured channels to discuss readiness. Thus violates policies that are outside the scope of
#COVID2019
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Everyone lost the debate.
Trump fell for the bait.
Kamala never answered a question.
The moderators were participating.
Nothing changed, and we all lost 90 minutes we can't get back.
#Debate2024
#Election
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Haney ladies on the
#TrumpTrain
, finally. Thank you
@nancymace
!
#SDTrumpRally
#Vets4Trump
#Trump2016
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@Lucas_Gage_
@peemoldy
Each swatting call should be an attempted murder charge against the caller. Every single one.
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"The largest job losses occurred in mining, including oil and gas, which saw a decrease of 5,923 jobs, the leisure and and hospitality industry, which lost 3,159 jobs, and construction, which had a loss of 2,786 jobs."
Report: Wyoming Lost 16K Jobs Over One-Year Period | Cowboy State Daily
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We thought the southern border was bad before...
2010. 60 Minutes on the capture of Viktor Bout, the Merchant of Death, the Lord of War.
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@BillboardChris
@boadicea_m
@CoastalFrontBC
@AndrewNJohns
Did they think you were coming in to give baking tips? 🤷🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
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@T_S_P_O_O_K_Y
If he keeps violating the Loan Act, sure. Oh, wait, they have a different set of rules...I almost forgot about Hillary and her callous disregard of classified information.
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@CynicalPublius
@SammyBarrow32
There are still enough in state in Wyoming to counter. And, at the state level it's way bluer because of this and Teton County.
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This may be my favorite
@AnnCoulter
quote ever: “...don’t-rock-the-boat bureaucrats went along with it, so we now have a behemoth investigative monster chasing unicorns.”
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