The Cornish Pasty
@TheCornishPasty
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Passionate to see a return to polite, data-based discussions of the benefits/harms of science and watching antivaxxers getting tetanus and Hep A 🐑🗿🐏🗿🐏🗿🦈
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Bumped into old Farmer Schill today. I keep telling him to lay off the depopulation juice but he says he's been drinking it for 3 years and it hasn't done him any harm... 🤷♂️
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So, just on the subject of everyone "waking up" and no-one wanting vaccines...
I did a covid vacc clinic today (gratis in my own time)
Booked to the hilt, 400 over-75's all very grateful to get their chance to reduce their risk of severe disease.
Still seems quite popular! 🤔
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So pancreatic cancer kills between 10 and 11 thousand people each year in the UK. It presents late, is rarely treatable and is the fastest death and lowest survival of any of the common cancers.
And we may have a route to prevent it... 🤷♂️
Is that such a bad idea? 🤔
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They keep saying it's rare!
Surgeons working 28 hours a day to keep on top of the rising numbers of Turbot Cancer
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Any Dr. Cartland followers who may read this:
This is the "vexatious and targeted" legal proceeding that he urged you to give your hard earned money to support.
Making unsubstantiated and vile slurs on a fellow doctor calling them a paedophile.
Consider this before donating again
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Antivaxxers may be proved right:
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Worrying post-mortem photos of the damage caused to the myocardium by the evil mRNA vaccine pike protein...
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Dear chem-trail fanatics
Most of our weather is swept in from the Atlantic Ocean. It's about 3000-4000 miles to America. Weather systems over the UK are swept into northern Europe/Scandinavia within a day.
How does chem-trailing over the UK make any difference to the UK weather?
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Can anybody explain to me why doctors like Malik & Cartland have gone from shouting about vaccines & Turbocancer™ to shouting about tractors to shouting at clouds?
It's almost like they will jump on any sociopathic anti-establishment bandwagon 🤔
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Kris Hallenga was diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer in 2009, and went on to set up a charity to raise breast cancer awareness
Would Cartland like to clarify that he is offering condolences re. this amazing lady and not, for example, implying she has vaccine Turbocancer?
#ghoul
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For those still thinking that the antivaxx movement is out for your good and has no agenda:
One of the larger anti vaccination activist groups, the "Informed Consent Action Network" annual revenue was $13.4m in 2022.
Now tell me there's no agenda and no grift
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Dr. Cartland has officially stated that he is stepping down from his arduous duties as a debunker of truth, science and facts. We would like to thank him for many months of fun and insanity. Stand down 77th!.... until Tuesday when it all kicks off again after the cider kicks in🤪
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Why is a still-registered GP posting these absolute lies, and why is
@gmcuk
not taking more immediate action?
We've been here before, Cartland has failed to 'debunk' any of these studies in the brief time he unblocked me.
Every study AFAIK done into neonatal outcomes with
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Grift, grift, grift your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a (Jack Daniels induced) dream...
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This will be a bit of a rant 🧵which I hope Cartlands followers will see.
Last night he "outed" me as a colleague he used to work with. She has had to shut her X down to avoid the predictable abuse. Today he has deleted the post, not before it was sent to the GMC though. He had
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This painting sold at Sotheby's recently for over £1m.
Titled "Futility" it shows the heart breaking self delusion of a rampant British antivaxxer attempting to empty the Ocean of Scientific Evidence armed only with the Bucket of Bullshittery.
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Unequivocal data that even the most ardent antivaxxer will struggle with.
Clearly shows that HPV vaccination before the age of sexual activity essentially eradicates cervical cancer.
What an amazing success story for the science of vaccine development
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Well done antivaxxers, well done 👏👏👏
If you consider yourself a vaccine skeptic, please read this paper and decide if not vaccinating against whooping cough is a good idea or not
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Dear David
I'm not sure you comprehend how blocking works.
No-one can "fill your feed" with research to rebut your rubbish as every time someone does this, you block them.
Hint: there is an unblock button
Just saying...
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Well, that didn't last then. 🤔
I'm guessing calling out your anti-gay stance was a step too far...
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Is it just me, or does it always seem to be about to happen, any time now, soon, in the near future, in the next 48 hours...
I do wish he'd get on with it - the suspense is killing me!
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They keep saying it's rare!
Man grows second head after 3rd dose of Pfizer/Biontech covid vaccine bioweapon.
The sheeple are waking and Battenburg 2.0 is coming!
#plandemic
#covidgenetherapy
#antivaxxersaregullible
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Spurred on by the success of the 77th Mutton Airborne Battalion, the Naval Division have perfected a device to boat-trail the oceans with lethal dihydrogen oxide as part of the WEF depopulation agenda
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There have been threats against the 77th "soon" "next 48 hours"
Mutton HQ received this photo of Cpl Nobbs this morning
Geotagged to Magneto Ops HQ, a crack team has been mobilised to extricate
This is a cod red
Op Gladys-oli is live
More info "soon" as the mission progresses...
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For those wavering on the "antivaxx" stance, maybe confused between the rhetoric around covid vaccines and standard childhood imms, the Lancet this month published an analysis of lives saved by the EPI (Extended Programme of Immunisation)
"Since 1974, vaccination has averted 154
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Dear
@gmcuk
&
@NHSEngland
I don't presume to speak for every NHS worker, but we are defamed every day, in particular with regards to the "genocide" from midazolam and morphine
I think many would agree we would like to see you stand up for us & bring leaders of this lie to court
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And in today's news, a practicing still GMC licensed GP thinks it's ok to inflict grievous bodily harm on trans people 🤦
The replies are predictably awful
@gmcuk
is this the behaviour you accept from a registered general practitioner?
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The New Normal™️
This 18 year old lad
#DiedSuddenly
Despite being the richest person with access to cutting edge medical technology, poor Tutankhamun was found dead in bed.
#stopthejabs
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@JacquiDeevoy1
So to end the suspense, what exactly do you think is going on with aviation fuel?
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Doctors are BAFFLED!
Massive increase in myocoditis since the vaccine rollout.
Dr. Jack Daniels from the Cartland Institute of Vaxinjury says mRNA Covid death jabs are to blame
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I've tried to be polite and considerate. Keep the conversation to data and science.
The World Medical Association Declaration of Geneva states "I will not permit considerations of age disease or disability, creed , ethnic origin, gender, sexual orientation, social standing or
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Don't know about you chaps and chapesses, but the antivaxxers threats of dragging us to Battenberg 2.0 has got me more than a little worried...
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Time to up the ante... Far too few chemtrails around these days, so after literally days of tireless genetic research, the 77th Mutton Airborne Battalion are prepped for take off! 🥳
Fed on a diet of sprouts and depleted uranium, these beauties can cloudseed the sky in no time!
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This is from the lying reptile who calls the NHS "National Harm Service" or "Homicide Service", claims Drs & nurses are killing people wholesale with midazolam & didn't do anything through Covid other than dance & kill people with "death-jabs"
So just FO Cartland, quite frankly..
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Dear antivaxxers
Let's try an experiment!
Following on from yesterday where we were a little uncomplimentary about Cartland blatantly lying about neonatal outcomes in vaccinated mothers, let's try a cold, objective look at the data.
Please read the research article below, just
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Reality vs what antivaxxers see:
Man takes a nice walk through the park
Antivaxxers: He's vaccinated! Shedding vaccine spike protein everywhere! We're doomed... DOOMED!!!
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Once again, the bandwagon jumping Pirate of Penzance implies vaccine damage. The comments are predictably all rampantly antivaxx
Meanwhile, Arrhythmogenic Right Ventricular Cardiomyopathy is a rare genetic disorder of the connections of heart muscle fibres - not vaccines 🤦
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I see Dr. Cartland is begging for more money
Because he made an innocent man's life a misery by falsely accusing him of "being a paedo"
This is NOT battling Big Pharma or some lofty cause!
Give your pound to help those less fortunate instead? Vaccine injury charity maybe?🤔
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All these unawake people thinking they can see the Northern lights in the UK! Honestly, so stupid...
The 77th Airborne Muttons have been upping their diet of depleted uranium, boron, magnesium, sodium and bullshitium...
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Clouds! Clouds everywhere!
Chemtrails!
Fake global warming!
I see dead people!
The vaccinated are dying in their millions!
Farmers! Tractors!
Blue roof and Jewish Space Lasers!
Epstein's Island!
Adrenochrome drinking!
Paedos everywhere!
It's almost like they make it all up 🤷♂️
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Doctors blame experimental mRNA Cavid jabs for the unprecedented explosion in TurboCancer ™ across the world... 😲
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A remarkably short list from the ethical doctor...
Can we think of any more?
Ill start the ball rolling with:
4) An inability to use punctuation, capitalisation or coherent English.
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@Drcharliefraud
covid related, posts pictures of dead children whose deaths have nothing to do with vaccination to further his grift. A few days ago he used a picture of an infant with a brain tumour to imply Lady Gaga abuses & kills babies. This is a level of depravity that is simply subhuman
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I take it all back - 48 hours is up, and action has been taken!
He's removed this post from his timeline.
What a trooper! That'll show 'em Barbara...
🤦🤦🤦
Is it just me, or does it always seem to be about to happen, any time now, soon, in the near future, in the next 48 hours...
I do wish he'd get on with it - the suspense is killing me!
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So in yesterday's news, a man who self identifies as an "ethical doctor" posts about the tragic sudden death of a young lad. Turns out wasn't even vaccinated. Replies point this out. Other replies blame HPV/MMR/any other vaccine. Man doesn't remove offensive post. 🤦🤦🤦
#ghoul
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You don't get it do you? I can't reply because you won't unblock me🤦♂️
Anyway, for now, some citations👍
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You unutterable lying, manipulative embarrassment to your profession if not humanity at large. This man took his own life after many years serving in the US air force. Nothing to do with vaccines and to imply so is many layers below repugnant. Families are grieving and you gloat
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This lady is not me, and I am not she. Cartland had doxxed her for no reason other than they used to work together and he thinks she has called him out for being the fraud that he is
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Dear David
You seem to get very upset by Sam Smith in a smock and boots, men who want to dress as ladies and vice versa, ladies who like ladies and men who like men.
Why do you have such a fascination with what people do in their own lives and what they keep in their pants? 🤷♂️
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a conversation with someone known to the police about obtaining a pistol for when he identified
@Drcharliefraud
or me. He has supported sentiments calling for the execution of doctors and nurses, likened the police to Nazi's, thinks every cloud is a chemtrail, every death is
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*Blush*
I think David has a secret crush!
"Sweetcheeks"
...Swoon...
Stormy is going to be upset...
I can see it now, like Pretty Woman being rescued, but from a basement not a balcony...
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I still haven't blocked you David. You've blocked me, obvs because you can't bear anyone quoting evidence to counter your narrative.
Out of interest, how *did* you track down these nefarious individuals? 🤔⌛
Ps. The unblock button still works - or too cowardly?
I'll be nice...
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Well - I have to drop a curtsy to
@cartlanddavid
who has unblocked and followed me
I'm impressed. We are clearly going to disagree - likely quite a lot - but I will try to keep it courteous and data based
Who knows, with the rhetoric toned down, we may both learn something
👏👏
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At least I actually turn up for work I believe in...
*cough*
Leicester
*cough*
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Rejoice! Rejoice!
David has repented of his former sins and embraced the chemtrail glory!
Release the 77th Airborne Battallion and feed them extra sprouts!
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@DrDMartinWorld
@elonmusk
It's a miracle! Your service to God paid off... so glad you managed to regrow your legs 🙏
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Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
Operation Gladioli
🙄🤣
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@Drcharliefraud
If you have a shred of decency, one iota of understanding of humanity, you will distance yourself and realise that he is malign for his own ends and not to be trusted.
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@Drcharliefraud
For those Cartland followers who are still on the fence, please have a think. Is this a rational man that you want to believe? He calls anyone who disagrees scum, cunt and worse, but threatens to run to the police and doxx those who call him out. Any of his "supporters" who may
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Going very well thanks David. As a woman I do have some issues with men in womens' spaces & concerns around the explosion in trans as a concept.
Unlike you, I do not believe the answer is to smash someone's teeth out.
Inciting violence is not something to be proud of you muppet🤦
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@Drcharliefraud
read this, please have a long hard think about whether this man who abuses his position as a Doctor to gain credibility whilst spreading half truths, disinformation and defamation whilst calling for doctors and nurses to be killed is someone you want to align with.
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I see there has been a slew of "See, Ivermectin DOES work" posts recently
It would be fantastic news - cheap, low risk, widely available
Unfortunately, meta-analyses which have weeded out the weak studies still DO NOT demonstrate reduced motality, ventilation, hospitalisation
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Given that Dr. Cartland has blocked a great many people who have differing opinions, please feel free to use the comments section to post any evidence as he has requested in item (3) given that so many people are unable to post to his timeline, as per his request
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To recap, this is Belfield who was jailed for 5.5 years for malicious stalking, defamation, publishing the addresses and phone numbers of Vine's family and encouraging his supporters to mount an "avalanche of hatred" at Vine, his family & others.
Just for balance/transparency
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@TheGospe1
I prefer to base knowledge off more than "a 5 min google search"
Cloud seeding has been trialed since about 1940. Cloud seeding is not "chem trails". Nor is it "geo engineering"
The tin foilers who think every damn plane trail is some toxic depopulation paste are insane 🤷♂️
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What the actual yellow rubbery f$ck is this about?!?! 🤯
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@JacquiDeevoy1
What's the mechanism by which running a "raging temperature" aids detoxing?
Also why is it when one family member/work colleague contracts the symptoms, often the rest of the household/work does too?
Do we all detox with some sort of synchronicity?
Or could it simply be viral...
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@Drcharliefraud
Huge defamation case
Bigly defamation
No one does a bigly defam case gooderer than me
Watch this space
Soon™️
Ps. I am magnetic
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@timspector
Very comprehensive review article in the British Journal of Dermatology reviewed all the evidence on this subject
Conclusion: sunscreen makes no appreciable difference to vit D status
Melanoma incidence up 30% in the UK last 10 years
Sunscreen folks👍
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@DocAhmadMalik
Does it not bother you, maybe just a little bit, that the overwhelming evidence from meta analyses from multiple independent academics and international data is that vaccines saved tens of thousands of lives?
Or is your petty ego grift more important to you?
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@DrRanj
I think the crowd, made up of ~40 people, 20 of whom were there just to laugh at Bridgen, says it all though Ranj.
A beautiful demonstration that the vast majority recognise that this is just a fringe group of absolute lunatics
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@BenSmit81581660
The old ladies were secretly absorbing her adrenochrome through nano-tubules powered by 5G...
Or something...
🤦
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I'm so bored of the conspiracy theory brigade bleating on (geddit?!?) about Jewish Space Lasers causing wildfires to devalue real estate...
Breaking news: the latest in high tech warfare has been mobilised by the Mutton Brigade to target key anti-vaxxer strongholds...
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Oops! I think he copied and pasted his latest grift from one of his sock accounts!
Or he's now descended into referring to himself in the third person - a trait psychologists have linked to narcissism and sociopathy.
But I'm sure it's just a mistake 🤷♂️
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Well this is rich from someone who comments on Charlie Fraud and me amongst others safe in the knowledge that he has blocked us and we cannot see what he writes...
Hypocrite - no-one is allowed to challenge the holy echo chamber 🤷♂️
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I see Dr. Cartland is bleating on about covid vaccines and pregnancy yet again. Every meta-analysis shows no harms to mother or baby, trend to better outcomes
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@DrRanj
Should not be down to individuals to tackle this. The "midazolam murders" are a perfect case where every doc, nurse and paramedic have been accused of murdering patients - and our NHS bodies need to mount a judicial case and take the ringleaders to the cleaners
Which they won't🤦
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Remember troops:
The first rule of Mutton Club
You do not talk about Mutton Club...
😏
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The Ethical Doctor spreading more misinformation around covid vaccines and pregnancy. BUT - meta-analyses demonstrate reduced maternal covid infection, reduced pre-term birth, stillbirth and ITU admission.
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🤔Hmmmm... I wonder why this could be?!?
To be fair, he probably should be glad that his ex colleagues haven't written to him with character references from their time working with him.
Although I hear that several have written to the GMC with information about their
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Cartland demonstrating no understanding of viruses once again
Mpox, discovered in the 50's, isolated in humans in the 70's in Africa (prob from bushmeat) is an orthopoxvirus (same family as smallpox eradicated with vaccines)
AZ uses a modified ADENOVIRUS - no relation at all🤦♂️
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@ABridgen
@PennyMordaunt
One of the most exciting things about the upcoming election will be seeing Bridgen kicked out of parliament.
It is an absolute disgrace that the Parliamentary Standards didn't address his comments suggesting the death penalty for NHS staff working their butts off in the pandemic.
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@Drcharliefraud
Please help me - I called innocent people horrible things and they are all out to get me... please give me money as I am unemployable... 😭
#FAFO
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Purely in the interests of transparency and honesty, Heather McDonald has spoken extensively about how she simply fainted, & has been bemused by being included in the antivaxxers "vaccine injured" Hall of Fame.
Absolutely no disrespect to Dr Cartland who was probably unaware
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Nice to see the Cartload Crew out in force tonight, once again showing that no matter how much hard factual data you present, they will simply resort to ad hominem attacks, rhetoric and bullshit
The data is unequivocal on pregnancy and covid - or do you like dead babies? 🤷♂️
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@ivan_skava65522
No, because there is no correlation between neurodevelopmental disorders and autism. Our diagnostic criteria have changed so we diagnose much more "low level" autistic spectrum disorders (some might argue too much so, but that's another can of worms)
Graphs of correlation do not
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So, after the inaugural flight of the 77th Mutton Airborne Brigade, 1 operative really stood out...
Affectionately known as Dee-Cee, this specimen produced huge clouds of toxic gas from noon til dusk, but unfortunately became unreliable after pub opening when he discovered JD...
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@Corky_2023
Obviously not a very good grifter given that I gave up weekends to work voluntarily for no payment vaccinating at the height of the pandemic 🤷♂️
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They were right... THEY WERE RIGHT!
Jesus did descend during the eclipse yesterday, but unfortunately for the tin-foil brigade, turns out He was vaccinated...
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Happy end of the world day everybody!
Look forward to meeting up tomorrow to catch up on the excitement...
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@CatVonDont
Your right Cat - look at this poor woman who had fanged clots literally exuding from her head.
Terrible times 😢
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Are the leading conspiracy theorist antivaxxers born or are they made?
Disturbing historical footage demonstrates "motherhood" as pertaining to the lab-growth of a tin-foil conspiracy-theory antivaxxer 😯
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@IoanaLogafatu
But... but... but...
Barium? Strontium? Toxins? Poisons? Vaccines? Bullshitium?
😭
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Oof! Woken up with a thick head this morning after that session at Mutton HQ!
Still, good to have a planning meeting to work out how to tackle the dark cabal of evil antivaxxers & glad we rebranded
#operationgladio
to allay suspicion...
They won't see it coming! 😎👍
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Ah - so that's why I can now see Cartland's posts in my thread!
That makes life easier - I'm sure he can bamboozle me with science and tie me up in knots...
Or just call me a cunt, as per usu 🤦♂️
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