Chris Boeskool
@TheBoeskool
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I'm like a simile-making machine. I write about a Jesus, Politics, & Bathroom Humor. Addicted to hope, allergic to bullshit. I love my kids. 4w5. He/Him
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Donald Trump is a RA_IST.
a) P
b) C
c) GING NARCISS
d) All of the above
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I realize these are depressing, often hopeless-feeling times… But I just watched thousands of kids yelling
#VoteThemOut
at the Capitol, & the future seems a bit brighter right now.
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Yes, we're all fairly disappointed that it's come down to these 2 choices. But listen:
Biden could sneeze & explode into a cloud of moderate dust, & he'd still be a thousand times better president than the fascist orange rapist standing on stage with him.
#Debates2024
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Think about all the time people spent being afraid of Muslims, when the REAL terrorists in this country look like Payton Gendron.
You want to be afraid of someone? Be afraid of white male "conservatives."
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I know Obama was far from perfect, but being able to listen to a leader who is a decent human being is such a breath of fresh air.
It feels foreign.
#ObamaTownHall
#OBAMAGREAT
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@RemingtonWild
@StevieNicksTD
I honestly don't understand why people remove the names from these sorts of posts.
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A dozen police officers opened fire on a man today on I-65. He had a box cutter. He's dead now.
Can we not figure out non-lethal ways to incapacitate people who are having mental health emergencies? Is sending lead tumbling through their bones & organs the only option?? Jesus...
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@TheBWSTimes
@SIfill_
Black man spits on a cop? 70 years.
White man murders a homeless, mentally ill Black man ona subway for yelling too loud? Raises $2miliion.
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@parasocialyte
I feel like if men had to get one of these shoved into them once a year, this would have been made a LOT more comfortable 100 years ago.
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With just 80 days until the November election, I feel like this quote is prescient.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
#KamalaHarris2024
#TrumpIsALaughingStock
#VoteBlue2024
#VoteBlue2024ProtectWomensRights
#TrumpIsDone
#TrumpIsADementedWeirdo
#TrumpIsAnExistentialThreat
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Of course
@jcjenkins95
deletes his account.
For these dip shits, "woke" means "including black actors."
Byeee...
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@keithboykin
I am shocked -- SHOCKED, I TELL YOU -- that this dude is wearing a red hat and a "Four More Years" t-shirt.
I did nazi that coming...
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@thebereanmillen
In their defense, you'd get a lot closer to the gospel by taking in the Lord of the Rings trilogy than you would by taking in any of the tripe that comes out of Bethel...
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@JessPected
@CapricuntofCats
Honestly, there is still a part of me that feels drawn toward a "don't give up on men" or "I'm one of the good ones" reaction, but from a purely numbers/odds angle, it's probably better to just steer clear of us.
Mostly I'm just sorry for the way things are.💔
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It's never a drag queen.
It's never a person who is trans.
It is mostly white men, & they ALMOST ALWAYS claim to be a christian... AKA the core of the republican party.
Worried about "groomers?" Want to keep your kids safe? Keep them away from men in church.
#NotADragQueen
Georgia man, Keith Gouger, has been sentenced to life in prison for raping the 7 year old daughter of his fiancé.
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So very tired of so many men murdering women.
#DomesticViolence
is a symptom of the disease of
#ToxicMasculinity
. We need to do a better job raising our sons, & SUCH a better job identifying & controlling abusive men like
#BrianWalshe
.
#AnaWalshe
should still be alive today.
Police found blood and a damaged blood-stained knife in the home basement of Ana Walshe, the missing Massachusetts woman whose husband has been accused of allegedly hindering investigators, authorities said Monday.
#Dateline
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@ask_aubry
100% TA.
Also, the reason she "dislikes his family" is because he was raised in a way that makes him think this is reasonable request for a husband to make of a wife who just gave birth.
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If I'm sure of anything, it's that
#KimMulkey
is not a good person. And it's not her outfits or her quintessential "Let me speak to the manager" Karen-haircut. It's that every time she talks, I get a deep sense of "Wow, that is a BAD person."
I can't wait to read that article.
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@ellievan65
The good news is that she will likely spend some time in jail.
The bad news is that she will likely get hired as a
@FoxNews
"color commentator."
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Jesus: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others."
Michele Bachmann: "RECORD ME PRAYING SO I CAN POST IT TO SOCIAL MEDIA!!!"
Former congresswoman Michele Bachmann calls on God to "smash the delusion, Father, that Joe Biden is our president. He is not."
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@JoannaisWriting
Please tell me this criminal abuser is not being allowed an honorable discharge.
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What's most interesting to me about the Matt Chandler situation is watching the literal judgiest people on the planet fall all over themselves to suddenly recall the whole "judge not lest ye be judged" part of Jesus' message when a hero of the patriarchy is threatened.
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@TizzyEnt
Her name is Roberta Pfanstiel.
Ironically enough, her last FB post is lamenting people spitting on cops. 😂🤣😂
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Dems: "The president has shown he is trying to undermine the upcoming election."
Republicans: "WE SHOULD WAIT AND LET THE ELECTION DECIDE THIS!!!"
#ImpeachmentHearing
#ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW
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@miostreams
@MattWalshBlog
Yeah, movies which require a modicum of intelligence are probably difficult for you.
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@nastywomanco
"Living deliberately" is a lot easier when your mom is doing your laundry, and "sucking the marrow out of life" is way more convenient when your mom is still making your meals.
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@jampCapital
@ZaackHunt
@elonmusk
Twitter was never "filled" with child porn. I've never even seen anything child porn-adjacent.
If you encountered any, it's likely because you were looking for it... Is that something you do a lot?
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Duh. Of COURSE republicans want to close the Department of Education: They wrote it up right there in the
#2025Project
. They have since Betsy DeVos.
They want to close EVERY Govt. Department whose job is helping citizens or keeping us safe.
#StopVotingForRepublicans
#TrumpIsUnfit
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Tennessee
@GovBillLee
hasn't had time yet to tweet his thoughts and prayers for Covenant School, but when he does, remind him that this is exactly why police and citizens opposed the permitless carry bill he signed into law at a gun maker's factory in 2021.
#tnleg
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I cannot believe this asshole is the president of the United States.
#PressBriefing
#coronavirus
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@jemelehill
@LeaderMcConnell
"In this country, American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate." ~ Toni Morrison
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@SaltEOne
@Amerita
@RockkSteady
@BaronessBruck
"She's an embarrassment" says the internet coward, afraid to show his real face on his account, trolling in his mum's basement.
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Please take 5 minutes to watch a man beautifully articulate what patriotism actually means, all while humiliating the
@TNGOP
& exposing their hypocrisy.
Despite what the majority of the TN House looks like, there are many good people in Tennessee.
@brotherjones_
is one of them.
🔥WATCH: “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.”
Rep.
@brotherjones_
rejects calls by
@tnhousegop
leadership for him to resign for declining to lead the pledge, suggesting they “look in the mirror” to see why their pledges are “empty” based on their actions.
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Please watch this.
Please feel the sanity & compassion behind
@jamestalarico
's words.
Please recognize the rejection of that sanity & compassion w/ the words, "I'm going to go in a different direction."
What republicans are trying to do in this country is DEEPLY un-Christian.
WATCH: “This bill is not only un-constitutional and un-American, it’s deeply un-Christian.”
- Rep.
@jamestalarico
to Texas Republicans as they try to force public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.
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@JoeyLevK7
@ess_trainor
@PeteAbe
Dude has a Matt Walsh tweet pinned.
You're not going to get through to him...
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Saw a domestic terrorist's name trending for some reason, so I feel like saying this: Few people have ever gotten what was coming to them as appropriately as Ashli Babbitt. It's too bad her mind was poisoned by lies & conspiracy theories, but 🤷♂️🤷♂️
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This is a disgusting & dangerous fu¢king lie. This nation & the world deserves so much better than a narcissistic moron who lies every time he opens his stupid mouth.
#TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident
#TrumpIsDone
Trump: And I'd like to congratulate the young woman who transitioned from a man into a boxer. You saw he won. She won the gold medal.
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Seriously... WTF.
This is my feed now.
BS like this is filed under "Business personalities."
I'm about done.
#ElonIsDestroyingTwitter
#ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd
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@anylaurie16
@THEHermanCain
Listen... There are not many black republicans out there. Just because one dies because of science-denying idiocy, doesn't mean they can just LOSE a black face saying "Vote for trump."
That would be losing like 8% of their Black support.
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Please make no mistake: The
#BuffaloNY
mass shooting is the DIRECT result of the republican party embracing & fanning the flames of xenophobia & racism.
Tucker Carlson feeds dumb, hate-filled white men BS about "the great replacement," & then they hand them AR15s & body armor.
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@hemantmehta
Imagine looking at this image of the number of galaxies in an area of the night sky as big as a grain of rice in your extended arm, and then thinking that God cares about if non-married people masturbate…
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Pastor Robert Morris wants people to know that sexual intercourse was NOT part of the 4 1/2 years-worth of CSA, molestation, & statutory rape he committed on the 12yo girl he & the
@GatewayPeople
board referred to in their press release as a "young lady."
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When I was a kid, I saw pictures of Stevie Nicks on Fleetwood Mac albums, & even at 5 years old I realized I loved her. I am not conscious of a time in my life where I didn't love her...
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Hell.
Yeah.
The kids are alright.
🔥WATCH: “I can’t give up this platform to promote complacency when there’s a war on my body and rights...”

TEXAS — Lake Highlands High valedictorian Paxton Smith switched out her speech to talk about abortion rights.
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@JoelCarterMS
Step 1: Republican makes racist tweet or "joke."
Step 2: People draw attention to its racism.
Step 3: Same republican refuses to apologize, complains about "wokeism," & dismisses tying the GOP to their racist actions... All while catering to their racist base.
Rinse & repeat.
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Here is video of Jeffrey Warren passionately bringing the truth today at the United Methodist Church’s General Conference.
#UMCGC
#foreveryoneborn
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@PandorasDaydrm
@JamesThompsonKS
I'm an English major. I've read that 3 times and I'm STILL not certain what it says.
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@KozNBCS
@NC5PhilWilliams
What an embarrassing tweet this is for you.
I know you just moved here (probably in the hopes of some conservative paradise), but you should learn that
@NC5PhilWilliams
brings the receipts.
Maybe you should keep going south all the way to Floriduh, Jim.
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Every time I hear
@billyjoel
's "Piano Man" now, I tell people about this essay by
@michaelianblack
. It's so funny that it fundamentally changed the reaction I have to one of the most well-known, beloved songs of all time.
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Turns out it's "hateful conduct" on elon's twitter to point out how Baraboo High School is the same place where the kids get their picture taken giving the naži salute.
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@NoLieWithBTC
@NC5PhilWilliams
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS GUY IS ONE OF THE VILLAINS IN THE STORY?!? I refuse to believe it...
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Elon musk is what happens when white men are given too much money while being so utterly unlovable that no woman is willing to be a consistent voice of reason or compassion in their life.
#ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd
#ElonMuskIsATroll
#ElonIsDestroyingTwitter
@StationCDRKelly
I strongly disagree. Forcing your pronouns upon others when they didn’t ask, and implicitly ostracizing those who don’t, is neither good nor kind to anyone.
As for Fauci, he lied to Congress and funded gain-of-function research that killed millions of people. Not awesome imo.
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@dijoni
I'm going to get her fired from her job...
Anyone know the number for Waffle House??
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What do you know: Florida's Michelle Salzman calls for the complete extermination of the Palestinian people, &—just like that—her tweets go protected.
Floridah is a cesspool of ignorance & bigotry, but Dems saying "If I say genocide is bad, my funding will dry up" is so gross.
In tears, Florida State Rep
@AngieNixon
begs for a ceasefire and asks how many dead Palestinians will be enough.
Republican
@michellesalzman
(
@FLHouseRep
) shouts out, "All of them."
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@WifeWorst
Christian GOP Men: "We have to protect our women & children from trans people & drag queens!!"
ACTUAL dangers to women & children: Guns, church leaders, & most of all MEN.
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So God doesn't kill people because they're awful. Marsha Blackburn is proof of that.
That said, when talking about the death of Gwen Shamblin Lara, can we not refer to her as a "Christian diet guru?" Call her what she was: The leader of a high-control, abusive weight loss cult.
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When you look up who these horrible people are, you can bet that close to 100% of the time, they're going to have some pro-Trump stuff on their FB page.
This Barbara Phillips Littlepage person is no exception.
I have steam coming out of my ears I’m so f’n mad. I share this not to amplify utter insanity but to illustrate the evil we are battling. The call is coming from inside…😤
#shewas12
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@masonmennenga
Paul: "It’s better to stay unmarried, just as I am."
American christians: "The Bible commands us to out-breed the non-christians!"
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I once saw you at a Halloween fundraiser... I will forever regret not telling you to your self-serving, power-hungry, dishonest face that you are an embarrassment to the nation, the senate, and the state of
#Tennessee
.
Shame on you,
#MarshaBlackburn
.
#MarshaBlackburnIsTrash
Adam Schiff is hailing Alexander Vindman as an American patriot.
How patriotic is it to badmouth and ridicule our great nation in front of Russia, America’s greatest enemy?
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I’m old enough to remember when Howard Dean’s presidential campaign fell apart because he got excited & yelled a little too loud.
Trump’s out here praising Putin, praising Kim Jong Ill, & now he’s talking about how great & wonderful HANNIBAL LECTOR is.
What are we even doing?!?
This is bizarre even by Trump standards. Now in Wildwood, Trump was lauding fictional serial killer Hannibal Lecter.
Trump: "Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man."
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Years ago, Republicans were told they can't say the N-word anymore, & they have been mad about it ever since.
#StayMad
Also, Kevin Sorbo is really, REALLY dumb. And
#WeirdAF
. He proves it on a daily basis.
If Kamala really is black, have her say the N-word, let the people decide for themselves.
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@idannyb
@alifuckingburns
Using one's strength to defend & protect others is not toxic masculinity, you dimwit. It is just something that decent humans do... Male & female.
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The official GOP line is that these indictments are b/c of an abuse of power by angry, politically-motivated democrats, rather than the real reason: He committed many, many crimes.
The reason we've "never seen this before" is b/c we've never had such a POS criminal as president.
Ted Cruz reacts to the Georgia grand jury indictments: "I'm pissed...We've never once indicted a former president...This is disgraceful...It is an abuse of power by angry Democrats who've decided the rule of law doesn't matter anymore."
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@StetsonUSA
I'm a fan of Stetson hats, but I won't be buying another one until your company separates itself from hatwrks & their blatant bigotry. Associating with these toxic people is tainting your brand. That's a big Stetson sign next to the "No Nazis In Nashville" sign.
Not a good look.
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@allen_w_smith
@AstroKatie
Counter point: Fuck off.🖕
She wasn't "dunking" on anyone, & she should be able to express her frustrations on her twitter feed without having some dip shit dude, who doesn't know WTF he's talking about, show up & call her "passive-aggressive" & pass off a pseudo "smile more."
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@AllanaJizelle
@AfricanArchives
Steps to making this right:
1) Apologize.
2) Take this awful comment down.
3) Delete your account.
4) Go back to school.
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@Esqueer_
1000% chance that a black man in the same situation is shot and killed. 100 times out of 10. Every time, 10 times over.
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@JasonSCampbell
@owillis
Ahh yes... The full-on embrace of racism.
All while wearing a
@LibertyU
shirt. Perfect.
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With a half circle of guns already pointed at him, 3 more cops came up w/ shotguns. As if 12 guns weren't enough...
"Calling all units: We're fixing to kill a man who is obviously trying to commit suicide by cop. The more the merrier... COME GET SOME!!!" ~ THP & MNPD probably
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@Travis_Esq
@KevinMKruse
That was her listening to the dude in her ear yelling "GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF THERE!"
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