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Culturally omnivorous art junkie. Toxic Masculine. Anglophile. Pakistani.

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@TheBigAL999
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6 months
@TateTheTalisman @50cent That boy could’ve been a billionaire. He made his choice. “I’m down to sell records, not my soul”. The matrix is real.
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@TheBigAL999
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@DGISPR14 اگر فوج آئین پر تھوکتی ہے تو سمجھو پاکستان پر تھوکنے کے مترادف ہے۔ ہم آپ کی غدار قیادت پر تھوکتے ہیں۔
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@TheBigAL999
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7 months
@thezionistjew 4.5% in Gaza and in 5 months not 0.75% Everything possible to avoid Palestinian casualties but just destroying 80% of all buildings. 90% of all hospitals, and 100% of all universities. But this is not collective punishment?! Never heard of a war where they killed 32,000
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@TheBigAL999
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7 months
@HappyPunch I like Floyd but Julio damn near went 90 fights unbeaten. The thing with Floyd is that the bottom line is he was smart with his career management but for me to be considered among the best to ever do it, you have to show offensive menace, its a bloodsport
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@TheBigAL999
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8 months
@RyanRozbiani Khaled is about to lose his career for not talking. It’s a shame. It’s a legacy decision. Coward is becoming his brand. If he didn’t talk for 2 weeks we could’ve maybe let it slide. 5 months? Nah. Over.
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@TheBigAL999
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7 months
@anneofpakcables And if you did, you’d volunteer yourself for being one of four.
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6 months
@sarbrajskahlon This is really not the kind of Hindu, Sikh, Muslim cooperation anyone had in mind! 😳
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@TheBigAL999
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6 months
@Sprinterfactory The same country that allowed the Israeli military to pass through its territory and enter Iraq. Lol. Israeli jets have flown to Iran before, I’m pretty sure that Jordan consented to use of their airspace. The Jordanians should just liberate themselves from this facade. Tell the
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@TheBigAL999
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3 years
@babyscorpj And there you are decades later holding 2 big bags of premier range weed..
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7 months
@Cobratate I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. 🤪
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8 months
@TheManMakerx Nah. And if you want to save some time. 1) focus on your money and your body 2) never call or message her ever 3) if you are heartbroken..do not worry. Channel it into something productive. 4) Her revenge wins in the short term, the idea she could be with someone else may be
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7 months
@watchthestate Ok but India has a huge population, a country like that is always going to have traffic problems. What are you praying on a f-ing motorway for ? Go to the mosque. He’s probably there after a notification from the police station saying, massive gridlocked traffic in this area.
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@TheBigAL999
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6 months
@daIooIa Kim is a Zionist too, which is strange because she’s an Armenian. The Armenian Christians have had a long presence in Israel and much of their land has been taken away from them. In addition to the fact that they are very strong public allies of Azerbaijan who has used Israeli
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6 months
@TRobinsonNewEra Not exactly a fan of yours but I hope we will reach a point where you are dealt with according to the actual law. Not the extra judicial shit they insist upon. The periodic imprisonment, the fines, the fictitious cases, the free speech curbs. It’s a mockery.
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7 months
@IKON1436 i'm going to try and be more careful but beef is delicious, and thats just a fact.
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7 months
@EverythingKoya 6 months later, after 80% of all residences & 90% of all hospitals have been destroyed, they’re like let’s save the last 3!
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7 months
@stillgray or alternatively if anyone knows the customer, I'd love to have him fixed.
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@TheBigAL999
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5 years
@eugenegu @jk_rowling When trans women can switch chromosomes from xx to xy, menstruate, conceive & lactate..they are women. They can call themselves women, like I can call my gold fish a hammerhead shark. Holding that opinion is not discriminatory. You don’t get to dictate independent thought.
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7 months
@Fatymah_07 What a load of nonsense. From start to finish. I think women are able to tolerate more pain. You won’t find me volunteering for period pain, waxing or pregnancy pain, and I’m a strong man in terms of what I can lift in the gym for my weight. So that is debatable. And no, damaged
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7 months
@danwootton Ok firstly, you are using the screen as a mirror while trying to record..don’t do that. Secondly, I know how easy it is to go populist for views and likes but you can’t possibly be using every opportunity(including this one) to bash the Sussexes! A message of solidarity and
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@TheBigAL999
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4 years
@Mr_Brown_Sir @StayChill_P Mel cannot land a single role in a movie that he is not producing. He is mocked at award shows & cant get through a single interview without being questioned about his racism. Cannon will find it a lot easier than Mel.
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7 months
@GBNEWS Not my business but jail time would be richly deserved.
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@TheBigAL999
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2 years
@MahaElias1 @aau004 Theres no logic of a man marrying a man, but you probably support that wholeheartedly, and that's fine. In the ubiquity of media in this age, we are all so polarised and tribal, he reps his tribe, you aren't part of it, so you can't applaud it, but you can for other tribes u like
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7 months
@sherafzalmarwat Take feedback, and keep a low profile. It looks like you are really struggling with fame. This is the internet. Our mood on one day can switch immediately. You were funny. That’s not the mood today. You look like an attention seeker and we don’t know you. You deserve credit for
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8 months
@BrianRoemmele How nice to see a older man delighted by the presence & conversation of a child he doesn’t know. Since the smartphone era it doesn’t happen as much as it used to. Children were once as source of hope & inspiration for us. Congratulations to his parents. A fine job. 🙏
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8 months
@EddieBurfi @implausibleblog @SamCoatesSky It was uncomfortable to watch him utter repeated absurdities, insinuating that the result was questionable, that the PM has a low opinion of him, that the people of Rochdale were an easy population to mislead, implying that they didnt know what sort of a lowly character he was.
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8 months
@AajKamranKhan What a strange tweet. Very strange. Sisi has not hit the jackpot. He’s mismanaged his country into oblivion. And has sold off Egypts sovereignty. It’s desperate, and it has cheapened the pride of Egyptians. Be very careful in this environment talking up the recipients of voter
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7 months
@JustLuai You can be jailed for holocaust denial in a number of European countries and people have served time for it. Removal of the double standard might be a good start, from those that purport to be free speech absolutists.
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7 months
@AfricanHub_ They need to try for the NBA
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8 months
@MaddyWithKhan I’m going to answer as a Punjabi. Pathans have more honour, they place a higher value on self-respect, and are more fearful of shame because of their tribal heritage.
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7 months
@RoyalFamily King Charles’ health sadly looks to have deteriorated since his cancer diagnosis. I hope that he makes a full & swift recovery.
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@TheBigAL999
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2 years
@timgill924 man I hope your worth north of $20m for that kind of gloat. I bet some of those bluberry pickers are doing just fine. I spent most of my time socialising, turns out it a great skill in business. You should try it, you never know someone you meet might suggest a haircut.
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8 months
@NajamAli2020 I’ve realised this election that being a PMLN supporter is a lot like being a Zionist. An astonishing lack of empathy, rooted in an obscure twisted version of the truth that the vast majority of others can clearly see is false. The need to then spread more lies in justification
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6 months
@MrOverpaid Paris is not a top tier city. Tokyo, Singapore, Madrid, Melbourne, Seoul all trump Paris.
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8 months
@lunar_hoe I think the stone is beautiful but it would have been better if it was slightly longer, 2 big ones is unnecessary, the one big one is plenty. That’s the difference when you go to a customised local jeweller that will give you a good price vs Graff or Van Cleef.
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8 months
@mohammed_hijab @benshapiro Ben couldn’t win a fiat fight with a 14 year old boy.
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7 months
@lorrainemking In spite of what you think of her politics, she is a brave woman and has had to endure untold abuse, much of which is nothing to do with her policy positions. You’d have thought the political class over there would be protective of her. Id love to know what it is about her
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7 months
@FatimaKhan0422 You are so right and all PTI supporters should also respect Nawaz Sharif because he built highways 33 years ago and so we should all protest outside Jati Umra until he is installed as our new PM and make it law for every restaurant to serve nalli nihari because he deserves to
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8 months
@OwenJones84 I was sniggering watching this clip. My sister is called Sara. I have a cousin called Ibrahim. The under carriage of Sharia law is Mosaic Law. There is so much overlap..from circumcision to the similarities between Halal & Kosher. A Muslim “by definition” cannot be anti Jewish. I
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3 years
@SachaBaronCohen @YouTube @Facebook @instagram @Twitter @paraga You either stand for free speech or you stand for censorship. You can’t stand for both. These guys shouldn’t police the information on their platforms, they should just flag it. Banning it is very authoritarian.
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@aishadahira A city built in under 50 years that had 0 oil wealth. A visionary leader that turned it into a business & tourism hub that has 0 crime and is a place where you can be secular or practise your faith. It’s not the most cultured, it’s not the most historic, but indeed, the snobbery
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@DGISPR14 @DGISPR14 ہم چاہتے ہیں کہ وہ سرحد پر سخت محنت کرے جہاں اس کا تعلق ہے۔ اور پروپیگنڈے کی باتیں کرنا چھوڑ دیں۔ آپ کا اکاؤنٹ ہماری قومی رائے کے خلاف پروپیگنڈا کر رہا ہے۔ کل آپ نے کہا تھا کہ 80% نے اس کی حمایت کی۔😂 عاصم منیر احتجاج پر پابندی لگا کر، ٹویٹر پر پابندی لگا کر، صحافیوں
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@TheBigAL999
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8 months
@PakistanFauj @OfficialDGISPR @dgprPaknavy @DGPR_PAF @GovtofPakistan @dpr_gob @PTVNewsOfficial @PakPMO @WorldPTV @RadioPakistan @isi_defender1 Yeah you need prayers for sure. Funeral prayers for Cheif Firaun Asim Munir Next Friday, at 1pm. Remember to attend.
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7 months
@ZaphodGigglebox It’s reactive defiance. Simple as that.
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6 years
@georgegalloway Not sure why the likes of him and @ChukaUmunna don’t just defect to the Tory party. For years you couldn’t split them on any of the major issues, leave Labour, there’s no appetite for your corporatist pandering globalist agenda. Get hold of the memo.
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7 months
@malhilli No prizes for guessing who the producers are..
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8 months
@FT Come on Nige.. I love you but this is a bad look. So many companies have millions stuck that they can’t access, you’ve made investing tough because nobody can get their money out. And now you are arresting execs. This should be addressed, it’s bad PR, you guys need to figure
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8 months
@Hanii_tales Arif Alvi should visit. He'll be useful for a change
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@DGISPR14 آئین کو مسترد کرنے والے ملک کے سب سے بڑے غدار ہیں۔ ہم آپ کو بہت جلد مغلوب کر لیں گے۔
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@lazystarfishey #BillieEilish wears a symbol of children’s blood while winning an Oscar for the song she did for the Barbie movie. Barbie was created by Ruth Handler, a former child.
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7 months
@AfricanHub_ that interview when the host was like..but why have you become gay?😂
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@DGISPR14 یہ ایسا ہی ہوگا جیسے آپ کے والد آپ کے ساتھ بیٹھیں اور کہیں کہ بیٹا آپ ک�� امی اور میرا آپ کی پیدائش سے کوئی تعلق نہیں ہے۔
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8 months
@iamjohnoliver Dear John could you kindly make fun of our elections in Pakistan. We’ve had a confession of a commissioner that he’s presided over rigging, we’ve had 20+ winning candidates saying they lost, we’ve had twitter banned for 3 days and counting, we’ve all voted for Imran Khan who won
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Statement of Caretaker Prime Minister Anwaar-ul-Haq Kakar The people of Pakistan have spoken with a clear voice on February 8 and have given a split mandate. Some elements with proven track record of violent behaviour and vigilantism are now using different tricks including
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@DudespostingWs Good for her. She got the memo. She didn’t fancy being single and childless in her 50s talking about how her friends are her support system.
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2 years
@hashim_i When you can’t afford to let the fart escape.
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6 months
@AfricanHub_ Ethiopia. They have faith in their fresh produce like nobody else. I like steak tartare so I did like the kitfo. But the rest of the raw offerings..no so much.
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@DGISPR14 جب ایک ہائی کمشنر اعتراف کرتا ہے کہ اس نے انتخابات میں دھاندلی کی۔ جب تمام اسلام آباد ہائی کورٹ کا کہنا ہے کہ انٹیلی جنس ایجنسیاں مداخلت کر رہی ہیں۔ جب ای سی پی کو تبدیل شدہ فارم 45 کو ہٹانے پر مجبور کیا جاتا ہے۔ اب یہ غلط تحقیق کا معاملہ نہیں ہے۔ یہ اس بات کی تصدیق ہے کہ COAS
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@ZaphodGigglebox Or Aalaïa which is some weird variation of Aalia but simultaneously seeks to summon the spirit a dead Tunisian fashion designer. I had to really concentrate on my facial expressions to make sure I wasn’t conveying a “wtaf” to the parents.
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@angelzadaa Oh hi. Yeah it’s not Wajib. Praise the Lord. I know a lot of married men & women. Most of them miss the days of their youth, when they didn’t have the responsibility.
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6 years
@SameeraKhan Totally agree. I’m the nicest possible way - if all she is going to display is her eyes then staying out of sight is probably best for all concerned. We already have a perception as a nation of Islamic extremism with a PM that is accused of pandering to them.
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@Bob_cart124 I guess I’m an Islamophobe then. Weird. I graduated from a UK university in 2008. Spent a number of years in that country prior. There’s really no need.
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@mohammed_hijab A WWE match is better than the makeup contest attended by the remainder of the region. They wanted to hit one particular target. It’s the only one they used their actual supersonic missiles for (unstoppable). Good luck to anyone that wants to have a proper go. That is a small
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@DGISPR14 ہاں یہ بدقسمتی کی بات ہے کہ فوج کی قیادت اس ملک میں ادارے کی ساکھ کو خراب کرنے میں کامیاب ہو گئی ہے جہاں کے عوام ہماری طرح وفادار اور محبت کرنے والے ہیں۔ شاید اگر فوج کا فوکس قومی دفاع ہوتا تو وہ آج زندہ ہوتے۔ لیکن یہ بیانیہ جسے آپ بنانے کی کوشش کر رہے ہیں کہ ان کی توہین کی گئی
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@TheBigAL999
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3 years
@adeyossy_a Yeah Mason Mount & Reece James are about to win their first Champions League.
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8 months
@PTIofficial @BBhuttoZardari said to the international press that the answer is democracy, democracy and more democracy, he just doesnt believe in the free speech, free protest, and free elections part.
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8 months
@JohnCleese He sanctioned the living daylights out of Russia, closed the Consulate in Seattle, expelling 60 diplomats (😉) and whether or not he comes across as a strongman, I doubt the Ukrainian invasion wouldve happened on his watch. Politics is about posturing!
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@DGISPR14 ملکی دشمنوں سے آپ کا مطلب صحافی، ایماندار جج اور دیانتدار پولیس اور پاکستان کا آئین ہے؟
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@TheBigAL999
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4 years
@markhor_2018 @ForeignOfficePk A free press with freedom of speech enshrined in law means that they will publish whatever they wish. This has nothing to do with Macron or the Govt of France. They cannot police publications. It’s not North Korea.
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8 months
@umarsaif @realrazidada If I see you in public Umar..trust me you’ll take off too.
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7 months
@freemonotheist If he converts he should figure out wife number 2. Jada is a train wreck of a woman.
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8 months
@snarwani Of course they were!! We should send a Lebanese delegation to Rotterdam for the same purpose
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8 months
@ErikSperling @IMFNews hope you’re consistent on this with Pakistan.
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7 months
@soulful7867 @sherafzalmarwat He is of no use to the party and we will be fine without him.
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8 months
@DGISPR14 منیر کو بتائیں کہ خان کو اکثریت میں ووٹ دینے کے بعد، یہ واضح ہے کہ 9 مئی ایک ایسا موقع تھا جس کی کسی کو پرواہ نہیں تھی۔ فوج اسے مجرمانہ سمجھتی ہے۔ عوام فوج کو مجرمانہ تنظیم سمجھتے ہیں۔ ہمارے ووٹوں کی چوری سے بڑا کوئی خیانت نہیں۔
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@Defence_PK99 Unless that memoriser of the Quran has a passion for whiskey. 🥃
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2 years
@MasculinePeak Speak your mind and get comfortable with the consequences & awkwardness. It helps if you find yourself towards the upper end of the hierarchy. It's liberating, you lie a lot less, but get looked at as an a hole a lot more. So being well intentioned & empathetic is important.
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@marvisirmed This is like if I won a beauty pageant, where I’d paid off the judges..and then I accused the crowd of being sexiest and jealous of my fashion sense. Legitimate winners only, from any party are to be respected. If you’ve come to the seat on evasion of our constitutional norms
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@WendyWilliams No such thing as breaking someone’s engagement..that’s the decision of the one who is actually engaged..and for 8 years(!) that’s a long time not to pull the trigger.
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@FrankKhalidUK @tsilva3 @bellesilva @TimoWerner Fair play to her, wasn’t pc but it was honest. He scores and she comes out to congratulate him.
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@DGISPR14 🚨🚨🚨 فوری - فیض عیسیٰ سے رابطہ کریں۔ ان سے کہو کہ فارم 45 کے مطابق پارلیمانی نشستیں الاٹ کریں، جعلی وزیر اعظم چلا گیا تو کوئی انتشار نہیں پھیلائے گا۔ کسی نے انہیں ووٹ نہیں دیا. کوئی انتشار کا مسئلہ نہیں
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@StateDeptSpox We are deeply concerned by the alarming lack of condemnation you have shown for the sham elections in Pakistan that have been rigged beyond all doubt. We call on the American administration to uphold democratic values and demand a transparent investigation into the elections
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7 months
@RealCandaceO Trying to intimidate Candace is not a pursuit for the bright. Those that follow her & consider her to be brave, a contrarian, a flag bearer for family values, feel protective of her. I think a cease & desist would be appropriate.
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@MrMaximilan @KensingtonRoyal That’s Kate. Katie Holmes 😁
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@NickGriffinBU Be an independent woman, stay childless, join the workforce.
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2 years
@SamaaEnglish Interesting that someone can be arrested in a democratic country for dissent on foreign soil… the entire system is making a mockery of itself
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@DGISPR14 عمران خان کی قیادت میں بھائی چارے اور محبت سے رہیں گے۔ عاصم منیر اور ان کے کتوں کی حکمرانی میں رہنا ہندوستانیوں کی حکمرانی میں رہنے کے مترادف ہے۔ آپ غدار ہیں، اتحاد کے علمبردار نہیں۔
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2 years
@Blue_Footy He tried to leave in the summer. They blocked it. The new season comes and they don't play him. He's one of the best players in history, with time left in the game running out. Utd needed to provide a better test of his professionalism than how well he responds to being benched.
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7 years
@FoxNews Luckily somebody was on hand with a camera and decided to get in touch with your news team.
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7 months
@KatKanada_TM @unplugfitX is helping women get married. It’s a public service.
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8 months
@enkidureborn @DirojayYum He needs to say this to the international media.
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6 months
@oneteflondon @TateTheTalisman @50cent “I got pennies for my thoughts now I’m rich”
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@anneofpakcables Is that so long as he married you first? Would you like to marry a married man?
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Ali
7 months
@nnyyaahhx If he brings to the table what the "kings" of the hood have, guns, knives & other men, I think he'd do just fine to be honest. There is no need for men that have learnt to make millions legitimately and have 0 exposure to jail time to prove themselves in the hood.
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