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“handle with care. I’m a fragile” (they/them) 🌈

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Woman by Doja Cat
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if I ignore the fact that the monetary value of this necklace alone can cure hunger issues in India for a min - even aesthetically this is an UGLY Necklace
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The size of that emerald is insane
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MADE FOR EACH OTHER
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Diljit and Taylor? I ship
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working hard so future wife can put snail mucus on her face every day and that este laundry
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I will cry
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ranveer can never do soft boy romance. Uske aankhon mein sirf hawas dikhti hai
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Perfectly, geometrically cut beards will never go hand in hand with romance on screen. Ekdum mafia lag raha hai like he will steal Alia's jewels right after the song is over
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Nitish bhaiya aapko bhi dilf archives mein dalwa denge aap kuch toh boliye
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Received a rejection letter for a NURSERY admission for my niece and I just wanna know on what grounds do they reject a 2.5 yr old kid. Im livid. This school has also been conducting interviews for these kids, passing/failing them on tests based on spotting colors, jumping hoops
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The girl i was flirting w until 2 weeks ago just posted wedding pics
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31 days ki salary ke liye bas 29 days kaam kiya
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crying
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cant wait for gay couple v/s saas sasur mind games
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Ekta is planning to launch a Love triangle show on starplus but with a twist. It will be first indian BL TV show featuring Two males as main positive leads and one female as a negative lead. It will be a complete new direction in Itv! Casting is going on @tellyupdater Exclusive
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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HMMMMMMM what
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A Battle of Billions of Hindus since time immemorial. A story of Sacrifice, Valor, Worship & Victory. The Saga of Ayodhya Ram Mandir. #RamNavami #JaiShriRam
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Multiverse of sadness
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Milf (Memory I’d like to forget)
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Want to ask him what he’s doing for arms these days bec goddamn 😳
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My nani couldn’t study after 5th grade. Her books were burnt infront of her eyes. She educated herself on her own to grow up to become an editor of a magazine.
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Paid almost 30% of my flight ticket in cab fare to reach the city. Bangalore is one of the worst constructed city in India
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Anjali gurl stand up. 1000 sufiyan toh dilli mein mil jaayengi DU ke bahar
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this is so…
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I will never understand skin care
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Ass or titts? Bro the way she tucks her hair behind her ear and the jhumka dangles on her ear
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and saying poems??? I cant believe this is the kind of pressure they are creating on babies who cant even speak and have drastically different levels of speech and brain development
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If Kapil Sibal had ever seen a broken up lesbian couple taking monthly shifts to take care of their cat ; he wont be saying crap about child custody
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Saw an ex of mine wear the jhumkas i gave her in some reel and,,,, she did not throw them away. Nice.
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saw these girls in gk trying to explain the shopkeeper why they need 2 exact same tops “bhaiya hum twinning karenge samjho na”
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chivalry is not dead
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Their problem is how will patriarchy work in a same sex relationship. How can two people be equals and be bound just by love
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This girl behind me was trying to get a vibrator thingy thru security (i wasnt 100% sure but kind of seemed like it) And the guard was like ye kya hai and made a huge deal .Both of us standing in the middle of the line convinced the security dude ,,,its an electric foot massager
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grindr dates
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Ya’ll say Kabir Singh is a work of fiction and has no after effects on real society. Look at these teens now
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Instagram reels - New Tiktok
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had a session w my therapist in a public park bec home wasnt a safe space and she told me about how most of her session with queer kids involve them speaking from staircases, basements and parking lots bec their homes arent safe spaces. It was comforting to know there are other
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Ordered 3 shakes on zomato and received this
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Lets go blr pride march
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shocking
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Prettiest girl you’ve ever seen aur uska ghatotkach jaisa boyfriend jiski shakal pe hi chutiya likha hai
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People in my class are covid positive and attending online classes??? This kind of productivity and level of work culture is toxic.
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after looking at Taylor Swift’s carbon emissions i would say the EARTH is hotter
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Bi panic is not knowing who's hotter Travis or Taylor 😭
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Cant deal with guys who call their gf meri bandi . mera maal .meri item. 🤢🤢🤢
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You know the thing that I absolutely hate about most men (apart from their misogyny). Their lack of empathy towards something that doesn’t directly affect them and the emotional absence. Its so disturbing and off putting.
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Was flexing my biceps to impress nurse and she goes like hath thoda dheela chodo beta
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I hate how some fruits are typically un-purchasable if you’re by yourself. if I buy a watermelon thats all i’ll have to eat for 3 days
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So fuckn cute 😭😭😭
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Sitting in cab w a woman driver. I have never felt more safe in a cab. The fact that i can sit here w/o being worried of harassment or assault is feeling like a luxury.
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Love how they play Azeem - O - Shaan Shehnshah on dulha entry and wahan se koi tattu aadmi chal ke aa raha hota hai sherwani mein
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Watching an indian dance show AND TF THEY ROMANTICISE AND DRAMATIZE POVERTY SO MUCH.
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Now that all the privileged and rich folks have gotten vaccinated. There is very little coverage on how short we’re running on vaccines and the extent by which the vaccine drive is lagging. The weekly pace of vaccination has declined to nearly 60% of what was seen in June,21
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“Im a leftist soft boy 🥺 Marx is my daddy. I will say all men are trash and engage in the same behaviour as them 😤 I will manipulate and gaslight you in ways RW guys simply cant 😎 All this while plz excuse my behaviour and moral corruption bec my politics is correct✋”
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it finally happened. The 7 yr old kid sitting next to me in the flight asked his mom “is it a boy or girl or what”. Im gender masquerading vibe. You will never find out, kid.
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YA’LL CRAZY. RAPUNZEL WEARS THAT PINK-PURPLISH SHADE. CINDRELLA WEARS BLUE. HOW DID U MESS THAT UP
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Are you ready for Camila Cabello's #CinderellaMovie ?! ✨
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GOTTA LUV HIM
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there were 4 aunties beside me and i accidentally opened a titty pic :)
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so tru
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OFCOURSE BEING GAY IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY. WHAT ABOUT IT HUH. I HAD TO HIDE IT FOR 20 YRS. KEEP YOUR MOUTH ULLE DE PATHE EK CHAPED PADEGA
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Married and relationship people walking around w hickeys on their necks in this lockdown are the only ones who won this
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watching gay people stories WILD. This bbg posted a pic of her bdsm setup . next about Ambedkar 😭😭😭😭😭
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what era are you in right now?
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dilli wale are so annoying ???. this guy doesn’t know he’s half my size
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Went to this mithai shop and this cute couple were on a date just trying all the flavours of saundesh
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I still haven’t gotten over how I explained gender theory to my mom for 3 days and she concluded our coversation with “chup ho jao gender ke alawa aur bhi gham hai zamane mein”
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My attraction to men is hanging by a v thin thread and Aditya Roy Kapoor is holding it
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something tells me this a bad omen to the coronation and it shall crumble soon
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sonam performing at the coronation ceremony of #KingCharlesIII :
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momos khaunga. Diwan chand ke Chole bhature khaunga . Laasi piyunga. CHUR CHUR NAAN pailunga hari chutney ke sath. Phir chandni chowk se jalebi rabdri khaunga
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Gr8 day 2 be gAy 🧐
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take me to a queer event in delhi and I’ll show you 10 people of diverse genders who look exactly like this
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Zayn looks great in new selfie. 💕
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Sorrry mujhe angrezon ke Star Parivar awards mein koi interest nahi hai
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Ordered my own bday cake so i dont have to cut a cake w dead name . Mere jaisa smarty dekha hai
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Bonus 🥲
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I use to judge women who married men for their money. Now after maturing and being around men. I feel like wealth might be (1) of the only redeemable qualities about men. There’s literally nothing else to be attracted to.
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lmao
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OK BUT LOOK AT THAT FORM
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Straight sex is so scary like ,,,will u be 🤰🏽,,,will u become a father.,,,,will the woman orgasm? 🤔And then there’s gay sex 😏 Do whatever u want 😈 Hang upright from tree branches while doing it 🎋Make peace signs w your bodies ✌️Your only enemy is God ~
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Gentle reminder: Ask non binary people if they’re comfortable w your usage of king/queen/sis/bro/sir/ma’am for them. These are very gendered terms.
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Every single frame of this movie is a piece of work
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Laut aao Lakshya Suri .this guy is crazy
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Crying . shaking and throwing up
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If you cant compliment me like this, i dont want u.
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and she got away w it 💓 Hope she’s happy @ woman in polka dot shirt
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Auto wale bhaiya’s wife thinks he’s cheating on her . They’re fighting on the phone call 🥲 she’s right tho, ye raaton ka kya hisab hai
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Jake Gyllenhaal kutte kameene bahar mill
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This influencer with 24.5 K followers creating awareness about vibrators when they can easily use their platform to share resources and generate leads. Influencers, FFS learn to read the room. Your brand dealings can wait. People are dying here.
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41° in Delhi
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Thank me later. Nawab. Remember the name.
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What’s the most gaslighting thing someone’s told you? My parents once said - “You’re not mad at us. You’re mad at yourself bec of the way you have become. This is your frustration w yourself directed on us. But we will still take it bec we’re your parents.”
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Shoutout to my ears for holding a mask, earrings, glasses and earphones :))
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Good fucking morning to me😍 Itne ka toh order bhi nahi tha 😂😂😂
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End this cuddle weather or end me
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i think we need to talk about the casual usage of the term MILF. I dont think its an okay term to use as a passing phrase for a woman you find attractive. Or any woman. Of any age. Now that I think of it. Its deeply objectifying and degrading.
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my gym trainer asked me to cheat on her husband w me bec he had cheated on her. The husband who was also my trainer, also use to hit on me. I dont know why they were in a marriage
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y’all…. extra marital affairs are more common and normalised in the indian society than you think…i wasn’t ready
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GOOOD MORNING MY PAPER GOT ACCEPTED FOR CONFERENCE IN JMI nxisnaksnsjwhwqhwhwjwiwiqjqkqkkqkqkqkqkqkwqkqkqkqk
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Delhi guys are always like bahar mil. Bahar mil. Why do u wanna be alone w a guy . Sounds fruity to me
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dilli wale are so annoying ???. this guy doesn’t know he’s half my size
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my niece is killing it at school. A tick and a star?????? 🥹😍🫶
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IS IT JUST ME or do ya’ll struggle w taking someone’s name when u like them too
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My brother in law mansplaining Indian Classical music to me. Brother i have a foundation degree in it. You heard an album in some b grade tv show called Bandish Bandits????
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Buying bread for 1 person is so annoying how am i suppose to finish 200 gm of bread in 1 week
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Polyamory is great as long as u know how to it. There are rules. Its NOT a scapegoat to mistreat people. I have had scarring experiences w most poly people in my life which gave me major trust issues , primarily bec they didnt know how to do it. There was 0 communication or care
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Kristen Stewart ko dekh ke aise dil mein dhak dhak hone lagta hai
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