Nikhil
@niquotein
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Can't stress this enough but this table is mathematically so beautiful
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once a guy in mumbai local said, “train rukne ke baad utrega kya???” and till date I think about it.
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i recently lost my new airpods in kerala and this bitch ass person is travelling with it. the person is in south goa rn since 2 days, so i’m guessing they live there. does anyone here live around dr. alvaro de loyola furtado road, salcete, south goa? rt for reach, etc.
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gand phatt rahi hai phir shami aake sil raha hai phir gand phatt rahi hai phir shami aake sil raha hai phir gan.
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parents use “tum bachhe ho” and “tum bachhe ho kya?” as per their convenience.
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if u ever see a girl looking for something, present this to them. it’ll probably be it
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Of course, everyone in bollywood consumes drugs. How do u come up with beyonce sharma jayegi otherwise???.
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What if Kabir (Abhay Deol) from ZNMD invested €12000 in Bitcoin in 2011 instead of gifting Bagwati to Natasha (Kalki): a thread.
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Made Squid Game x Hera Pheri Franchise scene-parallels like a true cinephile (1/2)
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little babies in raincoat standing in the line waiting for the bus to arrive
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To all the chutiyas out there, spitting paan on the stations [any public place], SEE THIS. These aunties are cleaning your shit with their bare hands. Requesting to have some amount of shame before even thinking of spitting in public.
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Perfectly, geometrically cut beards will never go hand in hand with romance on screen. Ekdum mafia lag raha hai like he will steal Alia's jewels right after the song is over
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are we really going to forget what he did to team india in world cup final just cos he looks attractive, radiant, gorgeous, stunning, handsome, exquisite, charming, alluring, ravishing, elegant, mesmerizing, graceful,
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A coin was flipped before the Ramayana war happened. Raavan got heads,.Ram got tails.
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Waiting for “Due to phenomenal demand, a fourth Mumbai date has been added at DY Patil Stadium for 22 January, 2025. Tickets on sale at 5PM IST today” tweet.
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thank u ambani family. will support mumbai indians with all my heart starting now
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i didn't want 9-5 job, so i went into social media business. now i work 24x7.
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CAN U BELIEVE!!? thank u to angel sanket, goa police, kerala police, twitter, find my feature, twitter and everyone who replied to this tweet! what a beautiful story. what a community-like feeling. world is so big and yet small ❤️
i recently lost my new airpods in kerala and this bitch ass person is travelling with it. the person is in south goa rn since 2 days, so i’m guessing they live there. does anyone here live around dr. alvaro de loyola furtado road, salcete, south goa? rt for reach, etc.
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before entering the corporate life i didn’t have time, now i don’t have bandwidth.
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⠀ kehne ko. 🤝.⠀ jashné sath apne ek.bahara hai duniya chalti hai.
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Remember this era of internet lmao Priya went from some thousand followers to 4 million overnight on IG. Simpler times ufff
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kabir from made in heaven looks like someone who would say "happy independence day to everyone but are we realllly independent?".
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indian television haven’t found a better host than manish paul yet.
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The Local Train band deserve much much much more love than they get tbvfh.
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I was having a good day until I saw this glass,,. now I’m having a great day
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India needs a strong Government. Modi does not matter. I can go back & open a tea stall. But, the nation can't suffer anymore.
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only few of the people who understand the importance of 2 bananas
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which is the worst series you’ve ever watched??. i’ll start: t-series.
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There's something about Sadhguru that creeps me out I don’t know what but.
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what's stopping billie eilish to marry doja cat and be called billie cat.
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it’s time abhishek upamanyu changes his name to abhimanyu and let peace exist.
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i love instagram! it updates and helps me stay in touch with my ads. but sometimes, (idk how the algorithm works) i see pics of my friends in between for no reason and it just gets really v annoying man idk.
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how old were you when you got to know initials of their characters' name made the movie's name?
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He has no idea what Coldplay or bookmyshow or “1937911 people ahead of you” is
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I just want to put on a cool printed shirt, baggy pants, go to mcdonalds, eat peri-peri fries, sip coke, click pictures and that’s all man, that’s the meaning of life.
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