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The key difference between Science and Religion is that, in Science, ignorance is the STARTING point. #VoteBlue
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I think David Sedaris sums up the absurdity of ideological purity, especially in todayโs political climate, best:
wait people are actually mad at chappell roan for this very reasonable take ??
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@soupformy_fam
You could just hang a homemade sign around your neck that says โMORONโ in neon lettering and achieve the same effect โ for pennies on the dollar.
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@bennyjohnson
The shooter is a Lauren Boebert supporter, as well as the grandson of a Republican politicianโฆaccording to ACTUAL FACTS.
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@GravityWhimsy
Tell me that Stephen Miller didnโt look PRECISELY like that weird fuckinโ kid everyone steered clear of on the playground, and who was just the one to give Barron Trump tips on how to torture wild animals and neighborhood pets.
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@KariLake
Pretty sure nothing kept your daughter from lacing up her shoes, getting out there and running pretty much any day that she wanted to. Boo-hoo, you sacrificed SO MUCH, compared to the 1 million American families who lost love ones in the pandemic.
Do you even listen to yourself?
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@NancyMace
Donald John Trump, whom you support, is AN ADJUDICATED SEXUAL PREDATOR, as well as a serial adulterer who cheated on his first wife with his second, his second wife with his third, and his third wife with a porn star to whom he paid hush money while campaigning for president.
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@VABVOX
Theyโll end up with husbands who are domestic abusers, and will choose to stay in a loveless, demeaning and likely violent marriage โfor the sake of the childrenโ โ who will, in turn, grow up as dysfunctional and emotionally-stunted adults who are themselves abusive or abused.
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@hotrocks1977
@POTUS
Yeah, you go ahead and put some sexual molester-enabling creep whoโs never been able to pass a single piece of legislation in seven terms in Congress in charge of your little sham โinvestigations.โ Should go about as well for him as it did for Trey Gowdy.
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@RobSchneider
Kari Lake, who used to attend drag shows for fun until she decided to pursue a political career.
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This is where
@JDVance
@SenVancePress
is caught by
@DanaBashCNN
ADMITTING heโs just making shit up about Haitian immigrants. He FREEZES and PANICSโthen pretends that heโs having audio issues while he stumbles to come up with โalternate factsโ that will explain his Freudian slip.
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@based_biased
@ScottBaio
@MarkHamill
Mark Hamill is a cinematic LEGEND who has had an enviable career, and who actually had to overcome real adversity in his lifeโand STILL fucking rocked. Everyone from 6 to 68 knows Mark Hamill. Scott Baio played Chachi and Bugsy Malone, then vanished into well-deserved obscurity.
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@Scottcrates
Seth MacFarland just sat there, poised and smiling, and politely, methodically picked Bill Maher apart, piece by piece.
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@hstgerard
@MichelleKinney
Nobody in Washington DC respects
@tedcruz
โฆ he is the singularly most-reviled, reptilian P0S in the entire Beltway, equally despised by those both sides of the aisle.
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@TadeOKuuMushi
@duty2warn
[โฆ irrespective of the fact that the โscandalโ was completely manufactured by the GOP, and that the โvictimโ was outed as a lying grifter, who was in on the scamโฆ]
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@cbouzy
@WhimsyWhat
Iโm a HUGE fan of your work on here, and I agree in large part, but we cannot take our foot off the Senate accelerator until Raphael Warnock is across the finish line. That 51st seat isnโt just padding, it is NECESSARY INSURANCE.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Apparently, any hope of Donald Trump being indicted for his innumerable crimes. Thanks a fuckuva lot, Merrick Garland.
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@Andie00471
@RepMattRegier
I just discovered this image taken of
@RepMattRegier
โs mom when she was in high school.
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The totally stable genius who wants to take control of the nuclear football once again posted this on Truth Social tonight. Tell me that Donald Trump isnโt losing whatโs left of his neurosyphilitic fucking mind.
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@consequence
Canceled In ALABAMA over his โpolitical views?โ
Have you considered that maybe people arenโt buying tickets because his entire catalog is comprised of two moderate hits that are nearly 50 years old? Heโs better known for having crapped his pants to avoid the Vietnam draft.
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@AlecLace
Real class act, the things you had to say about Kamala Harris. Of course, everybody now knows that your wife, back in high school, used to pull train for the football team after Friday night games, right there on the 50-yard line.
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@Jaysims27
@WhimsyWhat
@JustSomeLady_
@BlackKnight10k
And pretty much anyone today who is in the KKK, Proud Boys, National Justice Party, Storm Front, or in any neo-Nazi/white nationalist/white supremacist organization, votes Republican โ straight down the ticket.
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@joshtpm
@gtconway3d
Do you mean Trumpโs posing for the cameras and milking a photo op while exposing his own Secret Service detail, and himself to more possible gunfire?
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@BlayneSukut
@JohnFugelsang
@megbasham
Hey Blayne โ did you not get the memo that John Fugelsang is the son of a Carmelite nun and a Franciscan friar and has probably read the Bible more times than youโve had a hot dinners in your entire pointless life?
Perhaps youโre not cut out for this whole Twitter troll thing.
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They done Joe wrong.
But I would enthusiastically vote for this ticket.
#HarrisButtigieg2024
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@notcapnamerica
At minimum, Kari Morrissey should be disbarred for prosecutorial misconduct for deliberate suppression of material evidence.
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@RonFilipkowski
@WhimsyWhat
Charlie shouldโve said โYou know, Ron, your little jab mightโve been cool on a middle school playground. Maybe Mommy and Daddy thought it was cute and encouraged this sort of behavior, but itโs is generally considered beneath a mature adult. Has anyone ever mistaken you for one?โ
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@JennaEllisEsq
Now do Donald Trump, still calling for the execution of the known-to-be-innocent, Central Park Five.
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@RepPatFallon
Patti, I know that you, like most Republicans these days, are pretty slow on the uptake, but a โseizureโ means that the drugs were confiscated at the border, and they DIDNโT make their way onto the market, so they DIDNโT KILL ANYONE. This is an indicator of SUCCESS.
Do better.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Hey, Nick, why donโt you tell everybody why they kicked you out of your own country.
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@healthbyjames
Absolutely the worst performance Iโve ever seen since Madonna in โShanghai Surprise.โ
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@thereceipts33
@davenewworld_2
There literally is no โcontextโ for electrocuting a man to death while heโs being restrained by no less than four law enforcement officers.
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This whole โtheyโre weirdโ argument from the Democrats is dumb & juvenile. This is a presidential election, not a high school prom queen contest. Itโs also a tad ironic coming from the party that preaches โdiversity & inclusion.โ Win on policy if you can, but cut the crap please.
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@Santos4Congress
Your entire campaign was a pack of lies, stacked one on top of the other, and funded by Russian oligarchs. You should probably resign now, before this gets A LOT UGLIER for you.
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@CSexton25
Tell us more, Mr. Rules & Decorum, about how youโve been submitting per-diem expenses, pocketing tens of thousands of dollars for daily travel "home" to Crossville when, in fact, youโve lived full-time in Davidson County all this time.
@TheTNHoller
@nashvillebanner
@TNLookout
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@CharlieDUSA1
@AUFballComing
@WalshFreedom
Soโฆincitement to riot, attempting to defraud the United States government, electoral fraud, deprivation of rights under color of law, five dozen frivolous and rejected lawsuits โ none of these distinguish themselves as evidence of trying to overthrow the government?
You clown.
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@vicnanc
@mchooyah
@DanAllred1
Nothing says โI got caught cheating on my spouseโ quite like a shared social media account.
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@TheRealMikkang
@ShelKel2
@RepTroyNehls
Tell me youโve never taken a civics class or read the US Constitution, without actually saying youโve never taken a civics class or read the US Constitution.
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@terrynutkins100
@jeremycarl4
@josh_hammer
Much like Hitlerโs annexation of the Sudetenland and occupation of Czechoslovakia was โregrettable.โ
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@atensnut
โSheโs not my typeโฆโ
Said the rฤpรฎลกt who actually mistook E Jean Carroll for his own ex-wife, Marla Maples.
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@laralogan
So, how does losing your latest gig, with fโing Newsmax, of all places, rate as a โOCTOBER SURPRISE?โ
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@RealCandaceO
@1capplegate
Another day, another embarrassment for Candace Owens, the token beard for the most deplorable arm of the GOP, once again catering to the lowest common denominator of the Trump trog electorateโall for clicks, likes and R/Ts.
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@joncoopertweets
@GravityWhimsy
But according to Frank, Vice President Harris was making โtoo many facesโ during the debate.
She was merely reflecting what all of sane America was feeling.
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@JessPected
@GravityWhimsy
@Nostrathomos
The twunt hid his tweet. Tells you how much โcourageโ and faith he has in the force of his convictions.
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@BillEllmore
@wmeadd
@HarleyPeyton
Just curious: have you ever, in your life, read a graph, and actually UNDERSTOOD it?
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@RonStan44933983
@MeltingTimeZone
@waltermasterson
Youโre really struggling. Might be time for you to hang up the Internet for the night, and sleep it off.
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@atensnut
Then, please, feel free to move to China or Russia. You wonโt be missed. By anyone.
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@TizzyEnt
Pretty much all of Central Oregon is a Trumpturdian hellscape, dotted with sundowner towns. Even Bend, comparatively metropolitan by regional standards, is not a place where any minority could feel safe. Only the Warm Springs reservation offers any sanctuary to Native Americans.
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@lavern_spicer
Appointed by a Democratic Party President by the name of Lyndon Baines Johnson.
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@JesseDengel
@Dixie202021
@JohnFugelsang
@VKerpens
@Jerry__Grey
Holy fuck, you must be a flaming masochist with a raging public humiliation fetish. Fugelsang just MURDERED you in his quote-tweet.
Someone in your life who cares about you should arrange an interventionโor just stick a fork in you. Either way, youโre done.
#DeleteYourAccount
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@DrGJackBrown
In a world with just her, standing next to a hollowed-out tree stump, she would still be the โlesser vessel.โ
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@duty2warn
@WhimsyWhat
I canโt even with the brilliance of this tweet. Trump has had many Captain Queeg moments, but this. This. Was. Perfection.
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@lavern_spicer
You know that Thurgood Marshall was on the Supreme Court before Clarence Thomas, right?
Right?
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@beckylannon
@ErinInTheMorn
Twitter subscription blue check: when you feel the need to pay $100 a year to tell the world that youโre trailer trash.
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@CSexton25
Tell us more, Mr. Rules & Decorum, about how youโve been submitting per-diem expenses, pocketing tens of thousands of dollars for daily travel "home" to Crossville when, in fact, youโve lived full-time in Davidson County all this time.
@TheTNHoller
@nashvillebanner
@TNLookout
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@JenWoodruff79
@kathygriffin
@marcorubio
I donโt know about you, but it would appear to me that an anti-Semitic white supremacist with a storied history of racist, antagonistic behavior fโked around and finally got to the โfinding outโ part. No sympathy.
With high confidence we are calling that the
@marcorubio
canvasser who was attacked + hospitalized last night was Christopher Monzon aka the โCuban Confederateโ who has a well documented history of advocating white supremacy โ AND deep involvement in Miami GOP politics.
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@Logically_JC
@elonmusk
You should know, John: your tweet shows that 26 people responded to it, but when I go to look at the responses, only
@Kaylan_TX
โs appears. Her tweet to you shows that she has 14 responses, but when you open up her tweet, they ALL disappear. This is happening all over Twitter.
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@DangerousNonnas
@KariLake
You really donโt know how government works, do you, sweetie? Bless yer heart.
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It literally covers half the back of his neck. Mustโve been a massive outbreak of sores. No wonder Melania doesnโt wanna be within 10 feet of him. With her mom dead and Barron grownโand whateverโs left of Trumpโs fortune earmarked for lawsuit settlementsโwhy should she bother?
After he was rebuked for a ride by Melania, did anyone else notice the extremely large bandage Donald Trump had plastered behind his left ear ?
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@Soonergeddon
@NathanDahm
@jonstewart
@joerogan
Slow down, buddy. You donโt have to taste Nathanโs entire colon all at once.
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@RealMarkFinchem
Firstly, Christmas is a papal appropriation of a pagan celebration, and doesnโt represent the birth of Christ in any factual historical terms. Secondly, Santa Claus isnโt real. Thirdly, neither are the fake collectors that you and your fellow conspirators try to proffer.
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@a_person84
@GeorgeTakei
Herschel Walker LITERALLY ran out on every single kid he ever spawned.
But, clutch those pearls. As if.
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@fifty_next
@JennaEllisEsq
THIS, friends, is the face of a man who needs his hard-drive checkedโฆ
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@BillEllmore
@wmeadd
@HarleyPeyton
You know, a good time to have quickly fact-checked this tweet (and your previous one) wouldโve been before you sent it. A good time to delete both would be right about now.
What a MOH-ron.
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@ryanjreilly
All relevant government agencies should deploy their cybersecurity assets, track down IP addresses of those who posted the information and who made the threats. Drag them out of their homes, put them in handcuffs, haul them into court, and try them on domestic terrorism charges.
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@davenewworld_2
The charging nurse should be charged with nursing malpractice and manslaughter, and have her license revoked.
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@USEagleEye
@vedwed
@TheseLeagues
@rwintergreen
The majority shareholder is Shel Adelsonโs widow, Miriam, whoโs a $100 million Trump donor. Ask me if I give a shit that sheโs losing money on her basketball team.
Sales are down because the Mavs got rid of loyalty pricing, and jacked up the cost of tickets
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@atensnut
Desperation publicity stunt. Drumpfuck will drop this suit before the judge even has a chance to throw it out โ because he has no legal standing, and has no intention of going through discovery. Michael Cohen has all of the receipts, and knows where all of the bodies are buried.
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@ghyrbbfan1974
Yeah, โitโs so funny how people all of a sudden people [sic] hate her now because she supportsโ a demonstrable traitor, a 34-count convicted felon and an adjudicated rapist.
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@EmryRaleigh
@SenTuberville
You dishonor yourself and your service, and disgrace the uniform you once wore by simping for Tommy Traitorville. Shame on you.
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@GenerallyBrock
@susanbrandon96
@trainwithtish
Her old man just DIED from the โfakeโ virus she likely GAVE to him, you knuckle-dragging fucking retard.
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