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@mikapikachu @angelicaxmarie_ You should have just asked him in person maybe he cheats 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@SaycheeseDGTL This is why I ask my server for their Cashapp, Venmo, etc. I want my tip to go to the person who provided service to me. Not to be split and not to be taxed.
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@assignedcowgal My school bully tormented me relentlessly until I put a freshly sharpened #2 pencil through his cheek; suddenly I was the bad guy. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@ImonlyKaty @10LettersDeep Only people with bad ass kids say shit like "I don't care what anybody else has to say." 🤣🤣
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@BlakPantherBabe And Felons are still required to pay taxes but cannot vote which is taxation without representation
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@TrueHarris Why lie? Just tell them it's none of their damn business 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@ZahriaLynn .....and those men aren't upset?? 😳
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@eneriopalacios 48hr notice or head is all ya get
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@aIextalktoem When it's the second coming and old boy has to wake up
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@ashindestad All that raping and pillaging and not a single seasoning
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@_samiamm I was at a store and picked up a shoe and a guy yelled "PUT THAT SHIT DOWN!" I turned around READY. TO. SWING. and he was talking to a kid. 🤣🤣
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@_illxxst No.......no he's not.....he's just the best I can do at this point. 😔
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@_kingthebarber Or 1 pedestrian.....🤷🏾‍♂️. People are so judgmental.
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@LJHoody @SaycheeseDGTL Don't you think that's the restaurants responsibility to pay them a decent wage? Not count on the front end to make up the difference and pay everyones bills?
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@VaIverdeSZN @crackcobain__ He fought that shit for YEARS! 🤣
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@BarkyBoogz 7 kids? I'd be drinking Newport Smoothies!
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@johnnyfigg One time that happened for the last time and we had no idea....
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@__jonathong Thats why we fuckin BEFORE dinner.....
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@BornAKang Soooo its Sex......not murdering minorities, unarmed people, or the mentally ill.....sex gets them fired. Got it.
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@mrnotwen @OHAMBAMM SEASON both. SALT only one.
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@s0fiaruiz Quiet sex is 🥱 When you nut I want my neighbor to know it.....the one that died last year!
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@TerrillCharming Get the Band-aids because I'm gonna be pinching my fingers in ALL OF THIS FOLDING SHIT 💯👀
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@kozykass We are just checkin on you but not with all that lovey-dovey ish. Lol
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@TMN3218 I Love to do the group trip BUT.....I make my own arrangements for flight, hotel, car. We dont have to arrive and depart together. NO ONE is staying in my room. And I need wheels to cum and go as needed for solo "excursions."😈
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@prncessrenn Tf you mean "not much"? Celebrate THE HELL out of yourself and your accomplishments! ALWAYS!! Hold yourself to no standards but your own! 💯
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@_renaeee @Marquis__Young @PlanetFitness @PlanetFitness making sure the cops are strong enough to strangle us to death.
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@wthmus #2 "How much is that?" will NOT be tolerated!
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@moneesincere Lol. Right? What happened to regular weed that makes your eyes red and makes you hungry I don't need to see the inner mind and have an epiphany 🤣
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@dayyanellix WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE ARRESTED TO BEGIN WITH? OMG
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@TheVoice30 Wait......I thought they hated the thought of climbing over walls.....
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@301ant @vibezzandnut This one always sends me 🤣🤣🤣 because I know families like that! They had nothing to do with Black people but they got a daughter that like Black dick.... boom...mixed grandbabies 🤣🤣🤣
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@7EYRW He SLAYED THIS!!.....my hash browns are burning but he is 💯
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@sarasaidthat @BamBriaan I just knew because "N*gga" is not in a single song. Lol
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@shadiiiiya Sometimes you have to stop asking for permission and just ask for forgiveness💯
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@Carolinas_94 Find out what he did first..... because he did something and now he's bullying her
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@AyeThatsHoOtie Too and to are kickin his ass
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@Mufaa6 Who is that? He looks like he needs some money on his books....😏
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@allysonnelaine Ladies.....check the finances BEFORE the babymakin
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@IDntMyrr ....and you let it in or did it kick down the door? 😳
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@d_weezy When the party moved inside.....
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@jiggyjayy2 Stop smoking it KNOWING YOU WILL BE DRUG TESTED. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@hvbeeeb @the_chaparrin Don't Close Your Eyes when you're Praying in the car 😳
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@emmmm812 GET👏🏾YOUR👏🏾OWN👏🏾NETFLIX👏🏾ACCOUNT👏🏾AFTER👏🏾WE👏🏾STOP👏🏾KICKIN👏🏾IT👏🏾AND👏🏾BE👏🏾SURE👏🏾TO👏🏾TELL👏🏾YOUR👏🏾DOG👏🏾IT👏🏾WAS👏🏾YOUR👏🏾FAULT👏🏾AND👏🏾HE👏🏾CAN👏🏾ALWAYS👏🏾RUN👏🏾AWAY👏🏾TO👏🏾MY👏🏾HOUSE👏🏾ONCE👏🏾HE👏🏾IS👏🏾SICK👏🏾OF👏🏾YOUR👏🏾SHIT👏🏾TOO!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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@KeithForbesIII A white refrigerator?
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@CultureCentral1 And these Women today would have made it their last date with him and posted it all over their social media to shame him.
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@freauxmama You have the wrong group because everybody should have been at work lol
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@Unkle_K I have a pair of Louboutin's with the spikes all over them. Dude said they could be used as a weapon. 🤦🏾‍♂️ WITH ALL THESE BOTTLES AROUND YOU THINK IM GOING TO HIT SOMEBODY WITH A 1300.00 SHOE IF SHIT POPS OFF??
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@Left2diee I never understood why people take children to funerals.
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@abigailfye20 .....and look at me now! Sitting here looking like a dumbass because they were all right. 😔🤦🏾‍♂️
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@OgLakyn Thank you! It screams sex trafficking
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@costicluv @abrahammzn They were hoping somebody would "Fuck 12"
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@T10Artist Big ass stick and all he did was fall 🤣
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@Ifxchi @curvingsincebc I HATE them shits! Sounds like a nigga sayin "Pssst" in the dark. I almost shot up my whole damn kitchen one night.
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@chich_1997 Where's all that tear gas and rubber bullets?
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@kevinsamuelstv WHO GIVES THIS MAN A PLATFORM?? 🤣🤣
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@SpaceKittyLex I'm going to bring Tupperware because there are going to be plenty of leftovers after they cook your ass
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@BEEN_went_KrAzY 🤣🤣 I hid money in my Nephews Bible when he left for college. He told me he was reading his verses. When he came home that summer I asked for the Bible and took the money out in front of him. Read your Bible and don't lie to me!
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@Nuevocentos Pound for pound convenience store clerks are right up there with Waffle House employees
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@OMGFranko Furniture? Those Uno cards are greasy. Solo cup shot glasses? Is there ice? LAWD the poverty. I bet there's a white refrigerator in there.
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@EvilDreadsII 🤣🤣 I always said that those dudes were not her friends!
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@MrDSutton1 @trulykaykay Lol. First one in her DM 🤣
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@CBSSunday @Faith_Salie @CBSSunday I just watched your explanation about the term "Karen" and it was the biggest crock of shit I've ever seen in my life. The last thing you needed was a white woman trying to explain the term and it's possible "damage". 👎🏾👎🏾 Swing and a miss
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@tinashehive @713kellz Good dick will put you in a good place 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@gayblackvet 1. Pride parades should be classy and tasteful. No one should be jumping and flipping around half dressed and barely dressed in the name of equality and acceptance. 2. Race filters on dating apps are NOT Racist. 3. REAL friends can be any race, or age without sleeping together.
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@dulxnn You make time for what is important to you. J/s.
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@RicoBanned It took me years to find out that the light switch was somehow connected to the television. Why that is a thing I still don't know but...🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Iamloganhess Because the surgery would be considered free healthcare
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@Cupidhrt Then you get dropped cause that "I don't want to ruin the friendship" bullshit starts! 90-Day Fiancé me dammit! Let's get this show on the road already! Time is wasting!
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@Gluvvvvvv @713kellz Dildo Dodger 3000
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@writemattsmall @enews .....too much OTHER WAP
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@angelxrios Nah....go ahead and send the savage paragraph and then send OK as a question at the end! Keeping shit bottled up makes you age faster. 🤣
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@sbstryker She doesn't even have to try to serve it just happens
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@ijessegarcia @linag0ldi1 @kenniacarson I was gonna say Barber sex is better but this is a good point too 💯
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@YungHeroo @DosRivers That part! 🤣 cause he low key trynna smash
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@meimmichael @LeijaSuave Not a pot to piss in....🤣🤣
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@GoatBiggie @_dannyocean @_ParadiseParis1 Everyone is a food critic, it requires no degree or special training. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@veilglosse @papadumcilot Girl you better go repo your shit!
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@Coll3enG Grandmas are as close to Heaven on Earth as we can get. Mine are gone now. If you still have yours BUG THE SHIT OUT OF THEM! 🤣 It will give you a lifetime of stories long after they are gone 💯🥺
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@heckingjade WHAT?? Store bought??? Oh HELL No! Baby find some Black friends so they can make a 7Up cake for you.
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@elneatoo @ElijaParis @OtlLinkz SHIT I thought those were Rats on the floor! 👀
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@big_business_ Gucci-booted foot over the fencline of oppression......🤣🤣🤣
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@Byron_Riggs I always say I don't have anything against people who don't have anything but God please protect me from people who don't want anything.
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@flowmachinefan @BamBriaan @trapcry And do more persecuting than any persecutors in the history of persecuting
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@_Itsss_mee @jiggyjayy2 I don't think it should even matter because it's not even a performance-enhancing drug. Baby Girl is just fast as fuck......BUT..... don't give them a reason to take the chance from you. Because you know they're always looking for a reason
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@anthony_vega63 @MikeWavez Omg she is so stinkin cute! And so so Brave! You let her know we are ALL rooting for her! 💙💙
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@YSTSTAL @sotonohito55 @NeonVenusian @BreeNewsome If someone says "white people" and you are offended by what they're talking about then you are the "white people" they are talking about. If it does not pertain to you sit down and eat your food.
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@kwesidillaa Lol. Put your phone away and pay attention to him you just might.
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@WookieeBoogie 🤣🤣 I was almost a GROWN grown before I realize that all of the Westerns that we watched as kids......the Indians were not the savages.
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@247LC @Coolonitbaby There were NO PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS IN HER SYSTEM! People just HATE to see Black women succeed at anything!
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@raphmerritt She's causing a scene but playing victim. Any intelligent person knows you don't go somewhere you're not wanted
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@bitchiwas999 Ah....so his girlfriend's have graduated. Good.....good.
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