@CobrastanGuy Rapture just fell apart on its own, independent from any human factors :-)

@SLCLunk I love these insane posts man. what the fuck does being a big ohio boy matter in an urban warzone? that's actually worse! that's a bigger target! and they can't outrun bullets!

@DiabolicalSpuds That's nothing. There's an empty, soulless void between butt rock and heavy metal where bands like Five Finger Death Punch exist. Evil, evil place!

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@OnlyAWorldAway no, no, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why hitler decided to ride shotgun with me

@ByYourLogic remaking titanic and having a passenger run up and push jack and rose off the ship when they kiss

@phil_so_silly What's really funny is that Mexico regularly sends troops to the border. They've been doing that for years!

RT @arod_twit: Honestly fuck a lot of you idiots, I’ll be woke until I die. This shit sucks.

@ok_but_still china right now

@phil_so_silly malcolm x fan cheering state violence against another minority group. give us the big reset button, we gave it a shot but this great experiment has gone terribly wrong

@neosovietposter have never personally read an email all the way down there. i skim and move on like a true american worker!

@CobrastanGuy have we considered evangelical accelerationism? no joke, some of those guys REALLY want to put their theory of "calling down god" to the test and will happily usher in widespread ruin to do it

@DiabolicalSpuds english being a mongrel tongue is fun because certain hateful groups get really mad if you refer to it that way

@ByYourLogic trump et al transforming a boring flight to biloxi into a game of russian roulette just to brighten up our lives

@SilvermanJacob all official diplomatic communication should be done through public IRC channels and the chat logs audited by geek squad employees personally vetted by peter thiel

@ByYourLogic coincidentally this is the perfect political climate to announce heavy rain 2

@lib_crusher turning politics into arcane riddles meant to be solved by apprentice sorcerers

@BirdRespecter we've finally achieved the ultimate peasant mindset. the medieval retvrn guys won

@CobrastanGuy elo hell

@nkulw they're going to unroll banners at the WH that just say "DIE" on them