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Ineyo I was about to celebrate my 100 followers winanso mkuzandipanga unfollow,mkupezeka ndili pa 99😭😭
Ndalakwa chani anganya😂😂😂😂😂
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My brother used to show flames my father with his bad behavior back in the days,now he is getting double from his son..apa mpamene ndadziwa kuti magwafa sabereka masuku😂😂
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Pa ukwatipo akazafuna microphone muzamukanize ndi mbama yakukamwa🤭
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Hie,my name is so so so..I've sent you a direct message because I want us to be friends or whatever....izizi zimavuta pati boyizi??😂mmadziwa kuti hie yekha amavuta kuyankha??hie kumangosanjikizana?
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After yesterdays convo with
@CEO_Ngozo
I decided to try out advertising my make up business...Magaye ndimaphoda ndithu..this is a phone camera pic,no edit,no filter... support my business am in Blantyre soche..you can reach me anyday and anytime...0993033562.
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Umakhala ungoziyendera zawekha..wina amangobwera amvekere "sungavutike mkugula mattress munthu"..like tf??😂😂
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2023 was great.. looking forward to 2024..the machine behind me is not mine..mungazati I live a fake life titakumana mu za kwale🤭
Since 2023 is coming to an end
Quote this tweet with your favourite picture of 2023
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I may act like I'm okay,but deep down in my heart ka caption kaja kokuti "ife nde tikuthawenitu" with your passport in your hands kamandipweteka😌
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Sukavutika kugula mattress aise!!😂
Anati chani anthuwa atakuonani mukuyenda ndi chibwenzi chanu
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Call me Old school but immediately someone texts me in "hud" or "wud" am no longer interested in that macheza..fenks😂
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Yes maiwo ndiopanda nzeru...but dragging zeze's father in this useless narratives is senseless...being ineyo mwana wa a driver izizi zandikwiitsa kobasi.
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Mnanena ine...okudya sudzampeza akupanga comment😂..amakhala Ali phee game kumangoionera patali.
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Koma mwati Blantyre amene ndimakhala ineyo ndi uti??I don't even know a single soul mentioned there😂..ayi zikomo
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Waking up to my birthday!!God's Grace is always sufficient 😍
Lero birthday ya Zwitso kwachema☺️
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@zodiakonline
Zimayenda mchinsisitu eti...mukakayamba kuvutika kumeneko ziziyendenso mchisisi..osati kumabwera mkumati amalawi tithandizeni mutisonkhele ndalama tizibwerako kuno aluya akumatizunza.
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Kunja kuno kukuchitika zinthu zoophya🤔
Magaye tiyeni tizipemphela!
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How do y'all manage Instagram??eh eh.. bundle kumangouluka??😏ayi ndalephera ndineyo fenks
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Eheh..ine Ndimati changati ine chapolama apachi nde chitinso ichi😂
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One this I would never understand is how some men try to form gangster in church by not clapping hands or singing songs together with the church...ndeno mmadzatani ku church?🤔
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I once blocked someone on Whatsapp and left his Facebook account unblocked,,mnangoona chi message kuti koma pamene titazakumane iwe ndi ine nde ndizakuponda😂😂..ine nde ndiphulitsidwa basi!!!
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Kodi ndekuti azibambo,creating funny content osavala zovala zachibebi sizimatheka??🤔
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Ine nde am not against Walter because I don't follow football that much for me to know zimene amasokoneza kumeneko,,the only reason I want mr Haiya to win is because he was once a fundraising chair ku church kwathu and things were much smooth and organised 😂..mbwenu!!
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Your favourite photo/video from the first half of the year.🤲🏿
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The last time I did,I was rejected 😂😂sinzayelekezanso..ndi ntchito ya amuna iyi
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Jeremiah 29vs11
Picture with your favorite verse
Isaiah 60 vs 22
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Kulimbikira nde tikulimbikira..koma vuto ndi anzathu omwewa okanika kubwenza ngongole zathuwa..Afiti!!
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Whatever is happening I'm sure I will still get the gist..wina apezeka aing'alura ndithu.
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Apa pokha ndiseke Kaye😂
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Then there is us.. whether it's weekend or weekdays,we don't see the difference 😂kungokhala bwenzi la pakhomo basi!!
Kutsala pang'ono kusanduka furniture!
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How can one treat "kuiwala pafupipafupi"...it's getting worse iih
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Chuma kumadya ndi abale Anu magaye!!!don't be in a hurry kukondweretsa anzako pamene m'bale wako sanakondwere✌️
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Komanso ineyo sindingasiye kubeta magaye😂😂😂
One day is one day ndizadya million
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For a moment,I thought it was Malawian kwacha...got carried away🤭
With 5M, I can build this 2 bedroom house for you, if you already have a land.
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Quote or comment with a picture of you Happy and don’t forget to
#Kusangalala
Because
@Zeze_Kingston
deserves his flowers 🙌🏽💐
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Ati Inu amenewo a "Zwii"..hehe lodyera limenelo??😂😂my husband can be dramatic sometimes,I realized it was the first time coming across my twitter account 😂
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Someone once told me that "ndalama zimapita ku ndalama zinzake"..how true is this?🤔
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It doesn't hurt kukhala bwino ndi anthu magaye,,a certain friend has been checking on me on a daily basis chigwereni kumowa🤭..mind you this friend is from way back,,I worked with him in 2014.. sometimes I kinda lose his contact but he never gets rid of mine 😀..ndine waphindu😂
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Basi blesser wakupatsani 30 thousand,Inu kukamwa mweee...aaah tiyeni tidzingolima ngati zikuvuta atsikana 😂..osamauvutitsa moyo😉
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Fasting in times of short days,long nights feels incredible... umangozindikira tsiku lavaya!!😉
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This is me eating this after every meal I have had...waima pano ndani?kapena waimitsa nzake ndani pano😏
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"Chilango chili pansi pompano"..ever heard of this phrase??..I think it's a fact!
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One thing I've learnt about life is,we plan but God decides,I made all plans that on 12 December being my birthday I would spoil myself like never before,not knowing that I will be burying my mother-in-law 😢..komabe mulungu salakwitsa!
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Sikuti ndi umbombo..koma with this economy, normalize buying something when going to your friends houses uninvited...osati "ndipezetu samoosa ndibwera Friday"..aah magaye 😂..ine nde ndamuuza ngati mufuna samoosa bring the mince..nyengo yavuta aliyense.
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As the 6th year ends..the journey continues...anzanga a dreadlocks let's go to
@EuphoriaMw
..wash and retouch zikutheka 😉
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Hangover ya lero Mpaka kupanga nayo shiver🙄
Khangati Gin wake anali wa Moto😢
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Kuyesela kusaka mma handbag mose kuti mwina ndinaiwalamo fafandede,koma ayi ndithu😂
This December is not decembering me!!
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Mpaka kutitchula mf chifukwa cha mulili wama caftan😂
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If you want to talk to me,talk to me directly,,don't go through the corners😂😂komanso am too old to be someone's girlfriend 😂
😂 Imagine your girlfriend crying on Twitter ati Blesser kumpasa 30k yachepa kwambili
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I must admit that I enjoy listening to Gospel songs, especially Hymns..zinazo can come after the Hymns ☺️...chi Presbyterian chinakhazikika!!
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Being a Tonga,I don't know if the "I love you more than a cup of tea" would have worked for me...ineyo ndi Tea ndife pachibale,I wouldn't compromise it with anything except if it's Gin of course 🤭
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Ati today's weather is bae weather.
Iwe shatapu..zaulesi basi😂go and hustle uko😂😂😂
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All these stories of females having male besties I thought they were lies..apapa ndaona kuti anthudi Ali ndi ma best friends of opposite side 😂
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If you want to cheat,make sure you know how to cheat.✌️
Khangati tulo silinathe🥱
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Apart from calling 626 or going straight to the bank..how else can I communicate with National Bank??awawa ndiobowa
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@Kamoza0104
Just imagining wearing that with this nyash😂eh eh..ma vendor okhawo...ma food warmer omwewa Ali well amwene.
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Tell me about it...ana amasiku ano Alibe mantha iih..ngati ungokamenya khofi😂
Sindinadziwe kuti ndizafika pa stage yofusilidwa ndimwana wa zaka 19 at my old age. It's disturbing honestly 🤣🤣🤣
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Akazi akuluakulu amachuluka nzeru..ngati ineyo🤭
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Every drunk person has something to say always when he/she has had enough...that was me yesterday telling two of my friends I was getting drunk with,,"aphwanga mkazangomva kuti mmandijeda nzakumenyani makofi simudzandifunanso"😂😂😂
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Apparently I have been lying a lot about my age,so I met an old friend who happens to be my husband's nephew's friend,,the guy wauluratu zaka zathu nde mwanayu wapeza nkhanitu😂..ati aunt Kani ndinu mwana chonchi 😏..moti old friend yu ndimuchapa osati zibwana.
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As I sat at the edge of the bed today in the morning,I found myself massaging my husband's feet unknowingly while telling him 'zolengeza'...to my surprise mnangomva.."ife nde zimenezo timangozionela mma video tu"..am like what?ati izozo za massage zo😂😂😂
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Times like this makes me wish if I had a friend with a one tan..😔😔ngati ndingoitayatu Irish potatoe yi ine.
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I won't even remember that I made this tweet probably...but yohh.. I'm drunk..back to basics..Malawi Gin ndi m'bale😉
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if i considered myself a lucky person,i would have submitted my idea without second thought....koma ineyo ndi mwai nde ndi kutalitali..best of luck y'all
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Waking up to a dream of me having weed and a sip of Captain Morgan!!..satana wandilephera.
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Whenever I go to the market,there will always be a guy from nowhere hyping me unnecessarily,,umva 'mmakwana mama',,'muli bho sister'..at the end of all this hyping umva ka 2 Hanz bwanji😂😂..wtf..inenso ndiopempha magaye😂
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@CEO_Ngozo
Checking on him frequently...like are you okay?have you eaten?if you find time please eat☺️☺️since the way to a man's heart is food😂
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Zoduka mutu..I couldn't even finish reading..vya ziii
Lupita Nyongo in her 40s, walking away from her relationship because her man cheated is peak female delusion. Of cause, the sisterhood will support such stupidity with the rhetoric "you deserve better queen" as if there's any high value man out there waiting to pick up a 40 year
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So I have taken my time and watched the movie 'Utopia'...now this movie got me thinking like,what if it's true??magaye inetu mnabaitsa katemera wa covid uja😂..nde ndufuna kubelekatu ine ohoo😂
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This is how corrupt my mind is;
Whenever I hear someone mentioning about Ndata farm that bingu left..mutu wanga umabalarika🤭
Also when one says something about "beans"..ndimaganiza udyo😂
Panopa sipabwino magaye.
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DM kungodzadza ndi dzi ma link za Instagram chanichani zija..ayi zikomo 😂
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Someone here wrote "no man can ever love a needy"...the more you show how desperate you are to men..the more they take advantage of your situation!!sis must heal already 😏
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Wangongole wanga wangoona status yanga ku WhatsApp nthawi yomweyo ndakumbutsiratu ndalama yanga..zachamba ndimadana nazo😂
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People who pronounce Christmas as "Xmas"..ndatitu pronounce...are you okay?you mean "Christ" mkamwamo amakhala akulemera?? come on 😏
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Same here😂..bufukeke odinda mu jean trouser..eheh
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Komatu that "Mudyela" song nde sikuchoka mmutu mwangamu..😂it's strange because I despised that song masiku oyambilira..it's a nice song hey!
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