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God is good 🙏🏽 John 3:16 Manchester United FC #GGMUcertified Economist #Golden_State_Warriors . LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE & PRAY🇲🇼

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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
Went on a date… she asked for medium rare steak….. it comes.. “Ehhh sinapsye.” Fun times 😂
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Parents be like: Dont go out the house ,stay home covid uku, *Few minutes later....* Takagule sobo_tu
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
😭 don’t know how to process you being gone…. MYSRIP…..
@TaMandanii
Purple 💜
2 years
Here are some really nice pictures of me 😊
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I think....... I need to get myself into a long term relationship... and be a good boyfriend...
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
+500 likes on her picture and you go into the dm? You have heart !
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
Women bro… you just can’t understand them
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
I'm just upset I won't see you again and get your lectures and have your crazy vibes, all the stories you told.... I'm badly going to miss you but happy with all the times I spent with you....May you rest in peace as we lay you next to your husband, son and daughter 🌹🌹🌹❤❤❤
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I'm waiting for @Macheza2 to just hit us with that elections "my dear brothers and sisters." speech🤣
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
💔
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Another reason I come to this city, to spend time with my beloved second mother 🌹❤
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
So one day you're going to have to share a bed with someone for the rest of your life, and see them every single day? The thought alone is scary.... mmmm
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
😪😪😪😪😪😪 RIP, I will really miss you
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Has anybody told you your beautiful today?🤨🌹
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I think a @Engolah and @episodz265 tune would slap honestly. . .
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
“Koma nde wanenepa!” And then???? 😐
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
It’s the way that girl holds me when she kisses me… 😭😭😭🥹🔥🔥🔥 shooo….ain’t been held like that in a minute… Testing testing….
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
Gakpo decided to not to come to United to go to Liverpool?? 👀😂😂😂
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
Do women actually approach men first or Enafe mdi onyasa 😭😂😂
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Comrade is me....
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
S21 and S21 ultra for sale, please RT, customer might be on your TL….
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I think I found my rib last night 🤔....
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Koma this woman ❤
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Kodi why are feelings caught when you are saved as your government name? Chokupangila save as babe mu phone ndi chani ? 🤣
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Side note... my dear brothers and sisters.... we are all still Malawians, don't forget to love one another...🥺 no matter your political team...
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Err.... someone's daughter just read to me bible verses on a WhatsApp video call... looool..... value such🌹
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
Here is 400k go start a business 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
@iamadudu
Adudu
2 years
A cheating partner once said?
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Human being: what’s your name? Me: Macnophus Human being: huh? Me: it’s Nopha Me in my head: honestly I should just be saying Nopha cause ka huh kaja kamakwana. 😒
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
The curse of working…. You are forever waking up at the same time every day 😂 even on weekends
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Why does everyone wonder, when I say I go to church on Wednesday and sunday.... let me tell you, I'm not perfect I make my mistakes... I however, believe in The God that sent His Son Jesus Christ for our sins.....
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
mwawonana maliseche, lelo mukufuna kuwanena? si bwino elder...
@wongani_siwande
yūgen
3 years
exes are embarrassing
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Stupid is next to i love you
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
To be honest, this has been the longest December holiday ever... SHEEEESSSSHHHH
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
So @CrazyGuy_MW finally meets @CrazyGirl_mw on twitter, crazy 🤣🤣🤣
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
koma that human being makes me happy... you don't know...
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Never really got this saying... what does introductions have to do with your relationship? 🤔 but anyway...
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Moving on is hard... but when you achieve it its beautiful and just working on you... you might learn a thing or two about you that you never knew.
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Lmao... she used to add it to my shopping list, and always drop a pack when I forgot.... then I'd get a 6 hour lecture 😐
@PexieIt
Caramel slim daddy 🎯
4 years
Boys👀😂 how did your parents react when they caught you with a rubber? Plus how did they find it? As for me they told me ndikwatile poti ndikupanga zamubanja 🙇🏽‍♂️
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Shes just a girl and she's on fire.....
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
This lack of communing with people is causing hazardous mental damage, call a friend, check in on them, 😶 you could save a life.. I'd rather listen to your problems than attend your funeral....🙏
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Girls have amazing confidence, bumped into this girl I used to talk to, she says i look nice and says i should get her number we should chat again... I'm there shook AF 🤣
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
One country Ebola, covid 19 and an outbreak of measles? My prayer item is the healing of this country this week
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Damnnnnnnn.... smile of a queen... I wonder whose her king though....
@TaliroT
Talie🥰
4 years
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
My gym support system...🖤🤍
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
You still look cute though
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Wtf????, ndiwe wa ma Nigeria
@TheSimwashow
Simon
5 years
Money Heist is overrated if you tell me.🥴🙄
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Now this is an organization I'd like to be part of...
@Temwah265
Temwah
4 years
HE MATTERS We are a Non-profit org that sets out to ensure that the boychild is not forgotten as we purge forward in the fight to attain gender equality. We set out to makesure that we create an environment where the boychild has an equal opportunity of success as the girlchild
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
You’re hired…. 😭😭😭 yeah this year
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
Thank you all for the heartfelt messages... ❤ I appreciate the sincerity.....God bless you all and thank you once again
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Koma getting her attention is a struggle, eh
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I got a new girlfriend within a week.... plot twist....*I've done this a couple times (now you're thinking which partner...)
@thepine_
The African Pine🍃
4 years
Let's switch up. How did your partner find out you were cheating on them?👀
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
2 years
@christabelparis Lol let me Dm you…
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Christianity is not about going to church, giving offering... what is Christianity about? Keep this word " Your prayer life will determine your relationship with God... Jesus Christ measures our Christian life by your consistent prayer... go to James 5 vs 13...
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder, so ugly is in the eyes of it that is sober 😂
@Pentagon_Sounds
Mr Pentagon Sounds
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Where the lean at?
@king_tuzi
King Tuzi
5 years
Bomboclaat
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday, I really appreciate it......❤🖤 black lives matter
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
But you're rather cute, you should probably post more
@tontho_lucy
𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗺.
4 years
i don't like to post on here no more because i get so anxious buuut 👉🏾👈🏾
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Iwe uganiza tingamakuwuze chulungamo Kuti eyebrow yaku left is bending a bit to the right? We just say you look pretty 🤷‍♂️
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
That girl, if it goes the way we are going…. Mupeza kuli save the date
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
I've got my popcorn and my chair. I'm now waiting for those Jane Ansah memes 🤣 eti bwa
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Honestly, all car keys need a beeping function when you can't find🤣
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
Baby girl what's your name, let me talk to you.... @CrazyGirl_mw let me buy you a drink, I'm Crazyguy your Crazygirl let's get together and....🤗🤗🤗
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
10 months
The only power book I don’t watch
@MOVIEBOT__
MOVIE BOT
10 months
Southsides Queen is back this Friday 👑 #RaisingKanan
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
5 years
Is it not the same christianity that says do not judge another? You can take someone to a river for a drink but the choice is their own to drink the water that is there... to be Frank with you, christianity is an option, that's why we have other religions
@joshmwendo
Joshua Mwendo
5 years
@siveliwajr @MwaiAnika What does it mean to be christian? Isn’t it the same Christianity that says dress modestly??
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
The internet guys
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
It’s the way she looks at me that’s got me in a twist 🥲 never been looked at that like that before 😓
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
3 years
I know this is not the time… but dipping lays in yoghurt! Ehhhh!🤌🏽
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
4 years
The devil works hard but mate you got to work harder
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@CrazyGuy_MW
m.m.
1 year
The first day I met her, it was her laugh….. it was the mathematics department, on your way to the apian way….
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