Ditshego
@TauYaDitshego
Followers
4,636
Following
482
Media
20,282
Statuses
370,882
Nobody gets swollen from being insulted - Gwede Mantashe (01/04/16, Loothuli House). Honour. Loyalty. Truth. Amor Fati
The Land That Hope Forgot
Joined May 2011
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
McDonald
• 326539 Tweets
Chelsea
• 269359 Tweets
Liverpool
• 224183 Tweets
Fenerbahçe
• 149785 Tweets
Corinthians
• 137849 Tweets
Charles
• 119958 Tweets
Flamengo
• 119825 Tweets
Giants
• 117146 Tweets
Lions
• 81711 Tweets
#USGP
• 80956 Tweets
Lewis
• 77828 Tweets
Watson
• 66820 Tweets
Eagles
• 59391 Tweets
Browns
• 57646 Tweets
Franco
• 57121 Tweets
Norris
• 53959 Tweets
Packers
• 51873 Tweets
Vikings
• 47252 Tweets
Lando
• 46903 Tweets
Mourinho
• 44575 Tweets
Hamilton
• 40451 Tweets
Pedri
• 33533 Tweets
Verstappen
• 31755 Tweets
Ali Koç
• 31116 Tweets
Bruno Henrique
• 29221 Tweets
Texans
• 28824 Tweets
Lewandowski
• 28147 Tweets
Saquon
• 27969 Tweets
Achilles
• 26915 Tweets
Lamine
• 23093 Tweets
Colts
• 22920 Tweets
Falcons
• 18472 Tweets
Dolphins
• 17827 Tweets
Daronco
• 17272 Tweets
Jordan Love
• 13973 Tweets
#OnePride
• 12977 Tweets
Goff
• 10098 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Also, anyone looking to lessen their dependence on Eskom, please hit me up. We have all your gas appliance needs covered. Geysers, Generators, Fireplaces, Stoves etc... Let's gas you up
Gas cylinders used in everyday environment range from 3 kg to 48 kg. The law dictates that a maximum of 19 kg is allowed to be kept inside a house and a maximum of 9 kg in a flat
#WinterFireSafety
19
69
115
4
85
32
"Every dog has its day, and today is Friday, mgodoyi" 😏
A video from 2012 shows current
@Our_DA
MP Ian Cameron (far left) engaging in blackface during an Afriforum protest. Cameron and Renaldo Gouws are good friends and you know what they say about birds of a feather. Yip, they're racist together.
319
2K
4K
4
437
2K
O gadisa batho ba ko Hammanskraal? 😭😭😭😭
41
341
888
If Adv Madonsela was still PP, the Vrede Report would've probably been called "'Til the cows come home" or some witty line like that 😂😂😂😂😂
55
145
444
If it was SA, the protestors would be asking one another if they'd marched for Marikana, LGBTI, water, roads, etc
13
186
184
@ShottaZee
Bona le Stellies have comprehensive sports programmes that they invest in very heavily. A friend's son was recruited when he was 12/13, given a full ride sports scholarship, put in a private school, got N**e sponsorship. If he stays the course, his future is secure.
1
8
164
Khune looking like an apartheid-era traffic cop with that moustache 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
22
61
139
It'll be a travesty if Rajesh doesn't get on the board. The man used to own a TV station and he's also ran a mine as well 🤷🏽♂️
#SABCBoard
11
53
136
So why would an employee that's one (unpaid) leave deserve to be paid a R30m severance/bonus?
#BrianMolefe
8
93
120
Your Public Protector is promoting porcelain tiles instead of addressing the elephant in the room 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
26
159
114
Today marks my 1000th day alcohol-free. Surely this deserves a drink
19
4
120
@Lelo_Manoto
Today Twitter taught me that one doesn't need to speak to their partner about anything in their relationship. Mind you, this isn't about permission or your money vs my money.Just a heads-up, "This is what I have in mind. It won't have any bad effect on our cash but o bona jwang?"
2
2
81
I’m one day and a few hours away from completing 365 days of no alcohol 😊
Alcohol soooo tempting right now. 😭 It's so cold in the fridge guys. 😢
2
0
1
14
4
80
They’re back online after paying Eskom R6,5m. Pravin has a willing bulldog in André. The man’s not here to play marbles
12
23
79
No matter how sad/angry or however else I may feel, speaking to the little madam makes me forget all my problems
9
6
79
The way Inkwazi suddenly started operating without a hitch when the faux-president took over, after years of the previous guy wanting a new jet coz Inkwazi "was on its last legs" will never cease to amaze me
President
@CyrilRamaphosa
travels to the French Republic this evening, to support the
@Springboks
in their quest to retain the Rugby World Cup Webb Ellis Trophy.
#StrongerTogether
🇿🇦
292
641
4K
11
42
76
@Kei2M
My theory is that they made it kak on purpose. To push those of us with landlords to be actual landlords ourselves. 💀
1
4
71
So, he'll be meeting with White Monopoly Capital before end of June to ask for assistance in turning the economy around?😂😂😂😂😂😂
18
81
71
Amazing how "black executives" are being turned into victims in this Gupta saga. As if they didn't participate willingly & get paid for it🙄🙄
6
59
62
For once
@CityofJoburgZA
@MyJRA
works not coz of a looming election, but coz it's their job.
#MakeJoziGreatAgain
9
28
56
I am chuckling as I watch Blade conduct this
#SACP
briefing while waving his big, fancy watch around... Latter-day communists
17
48
51
Jabu Pule and Junior Khanye were waaaaaaay ahead of their time 👇🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Boozing before running could be beneficial to your health
18
33
33
2
189
53
Today Mayor Mashaba was dressed in a fire-fighting suit while handing new fire engines over. He also wears JMPD reflectors when conducting raids, etc. Parks probably cries himself to sleep every night when he thinks about how invisible & underwhelming he was during his term
9
44
51
It's the casual racism they share and laugh about with their friends around braai stands back home that they miss 😏
Is braaing prohibited in New Zealand, Canada, Australia, etc… why do they all say they miss their braais?
45
66
449
1
55
50
An example needs to be made of someone that such shit is not right. People keep stoking racial fires for chuckles coz nothing happens to 'em
This MiWay email saga is going to end in tears for someone, and it's going to be expensive. Their life will not be the same for a long time.
15
68
102
5
31
46
Typical entitled afrikaner getting his nuts handed to him by Qatari folks🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9
37
43
Has the President of the Republic laid treason charges against Gordhan, Jonas & Fuzile, given the reasons provided for their removal?
12
55
49
@ThembiMrototo
Cases such as this one are the reason why live body-cams are urgently needed for SA policing. Unfortunately, Popcru and their affiliates will make sure that never happens
0
7
47
Ramaphosa, Pandor, Motsoaledi, Cele, Minister Bae 😢 and Mapisa-Ngqakula know about and sanctioned Bushiri’s departure. The man didn’t “flee” SA. He was allowed to leave. Now we just have to wait and see which low-level official will take the fall and get a diplomatic posting😏😎
7
8
41
Shaun has put Paid Twitter NEC (i.e Jimmy, Andile, Piet, Pinky) and their minions in a very, very awkward position. New strategy required
5
38
36
Brian Molefe's arrogance at this
#EskomEnquiry
is simply astonishing. His arrogance has arrogance
10
33
41
@SongezoZibi
So, after she decimated SAA, she's "recommended" to the Minister of Transport? Do these people's senses of shame & irony need recalibration?
5
8
40
What do you plan to do with a stolen Maserati Levante? Mara majita ga a na timing. I don't even think there are 10 in Jozi. O tshwariwa net
9
47
41
Gen
@BantuHolomisa
once offered some guy a "dignified exit", but he was turned down. Look how beautifully a similar offer has worked in Zim
6
26
36
Yesterday was a full 3yrs since ke nwa the jwalz, nnotagi, byala, bojalwa etc etc. Yes, santse ke bo galla tot nou nog, but my will-power has stood firm. Today I start again, day-by-day, in the quest to finish yet another booze-free year
9
3
39
That’s that old “Shoot to kill” instruction dressed up in a fancy frock
Police Minister Bheki Cele, says the Tactical Response Team which has been deployed to Westbury, in Johannesburg - will carry live ammunition.
#sabcnews
8
17
18
10
23
34
You used to sell spices for a living, Kgomotso. I really wouldn't knock other people's hustles if I were you
You sell a company's products by being a sales rep whereas you design & run a NEW biz as an entrepreneur - been on both ends to know the diff. Keep on selling your Herbalife products & allow me to carry on with my "immature remarks". Bye Felicia!
1
0
0
15
64
36
Level 2:
Curfew 11pm to 4am
Restaurants, Gyms, etc must close by 10pm
Gatherings 200pax indoors, 500pax outdoors (Dankie elections)
Booze: Off-site drinking 10am - 6pm Mon to Fri
Measures to be reviewed in 2 weeks
Wash and sanitise your hands
Mask up
Social distance
2
44
38
I keep telling y’all that Sundowns fans are not kosher upstairs 👇🏽
16
18
34
That time when
#PoorBaba
was getting married and then he remembered that he owed Shabir Shaik some cash
7
51
32
King Kotini
@rikyrickworld
. Hope you've had a great Xmas. We have a situation ye Gucci on the TL which might need some intervention from you
3
15
32
Nkunzi lives in KwaMashu and speaks Isizulu phaqa. So does his wife. Then their daughter speaks Sesotho sa Lesotho, 'thaba di mahloa
#Uzalo
8
14
32
U might want to rethink this. Those videos you refer to go all the way back to 2005/6. Do you remember who was the lead Dibono Thibarist? 🤔😕
I hope EFF comrades are keeping all these videos where ANC people defended Zuma, 2019 is around the corner, we shall drop them one by one.
8
14
18
4
18
33
@ShottaZee
The interviewer should've just left it at "thetha ngesiZulu". Telling him to "keep it clean" brings attention to the fact that o rogakane, which some viewers could've misheard or completely missed. That's one of the things Uncle Bob taught me back in the day
0
0
32
Reggie is an anc leader. That should tell you all you need to know about his verbal diarrhoea
#MMA16
2
23
30
2
48
32
Plans, plans and more plans. 🙄🙄🙄 We have adequate policies which need proper, honest implementation and less corrupt officials at their helm
4
20
32
Today is my aunt’s birthday. She’s 51 years old and the first of a group of 7 siblings to get to age 50. 4 have died (three older brothers and last born sister). She’s lamenting the fact that she hasn’t yet been able to celebrate that milestone.
6
0
29
@RediTlhabi
He isn't just the anc leader's son. Judging by all the revelations, he's the country's Prime Minister as well
0
15
30
Even Stefano DiMera couldn't survive 2016
#DAYS
actor, Joseph Mascolo, has passed away at the age of 87. Our hearts are with his family.
467
1K
2K
2
90
29
"I, myself, have done no wrong" - Gigaba
"We have not committed any wrongdoing" - Phahlane
"These hands are clean" - Selebi
#FamousLastWords
1
55
29
That looks more like Mama Jack
6
18
29
Our very own Dancing Dunce of Nkandla didn’t attend Rami’s inauguration coz he’s a petty asshole just like Little Donny
2
19
28
Pule Mabe getting annoyed with
@TheRealClementM
"We are in a meeting! The mood is that of a meeting!"😏 This guy is really out of his depth
6
11
28
And that's exactly why President Atul appointed Gigaba as head of treasury
Nuke programme to go ahead but won't be implemented recklessly: Gigaba
114
88
22
5
44
29
If I don't recover from this babalaas, tell my people I love them and I never meant to hurt them
2
16
27
@Bikomfident
@SabeloChalufu
Not to mention the fact that they don't run on water. Which we mught not have in the near future anyway 😏
1
4
28
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BAJELWE!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4
17
28
Saw & decided not to read the article. That's the same website used by Mguptama, the white ex-EFF chick, Jimmy et al
EXCLUSIVE: Floyd Shivambu marries into the ANC in secret
3
30
12
9
22
24
@FunzelaZA
@HermanMashaba
Berekang, letona. You definitely have my vote in the next municipal elections. Re tla thusa ho fetisa molaetsa
0
5
27
Can't believe I'm about to say this, but Zizi Kodwa was a far better communicator than this guy. Hell, add Keith Khoza & Jackson to the list
12
21
28
Hit them with a succession of binne-buites
0
6
26
@Enghumbhini
@tito_mboweni
Nope. He will tweet from the comfort of his couch, as usual 😎
#KeyboardWarriorsUnite
1
2
25
There was no breach. Security at Waterkloof is airtight. Profit Bushiri was allowed to enter the Airforce Base and board the Malawian presidential jet by SAn officials. Just like that Gupta jet was allowed to land by SAn officials and the travelling party escorted to FS by cops
6
26
25
.
@SikonathiM
keeps warning y'all almost daily about this woman 👇🏽
Public Enterprise Minister Lynne Brown’s lover and her PA’s mother win Eskom oil contracts > read the story in
#SundayTimesZA
tomorrow
193
459
196
5
19
27
This person put it succinctly 👇🏽
0
7
26
Zandile Gumede says she will “talk when the time is right”. Now, where have I heard that before?
6
8
22
Summary nyana, tshif? Ke Freitaga and I’m sure ke buelela ba bantsi fa ke re ga re na nako ya buka e o e kwetseng faano
8
12
22
I wonder if they know that dress and doek at Chanel. Also, was there no one around to warn her against wearing garishly branded clothing during the PR drive?
📽 MMC of Health and Social Development Cllr Charlotte Zitha engaging with Helena Rieger, the mother of the first baby boy born at 📍 Bertha Gxowa Hospital in Germiston in 2022.
The visit is part of the City's initiative to present gift hampers to babies born on
#NewYear2022
47
15
34
7
15
25
It *is* that serious if you're gonna make such snide, immature and unnecessary remarks when people are just trying to make extra cash so that they can get by in SA's horrendous economic situation.
0
8
23
Vavi ke lemenemene struu! Where were all these wonderful characteristics of Mbeki's when they were hounding him out 10yrs ago?
#MbekiOnPOWER
5
23
23
Namtyhola uXolile Nqatha when he said halt investigating and prosecuting his fellow anc comrades coz they have weak/compromised immune systems and Covid-19 might just push them over the edge. Look 👇🏽
In Nigeria: they asked him to come defend some monies spent in COVID-19 COVID-19 management and then.... 😂😂😂😂😂
#ameyawtv
869
3K
8K
4
13
23
We just finished watching Frozen. First time she has ever sat through a feature-length movie from start to finish. It’s 110mins long. And now we’re about to watch it again. Please pray for me 😖😖😣😖
6
3
24