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We are content consumers not content creators. What's next? Throw away our TVs cos we are not appearing on any show? 😕
please deactivate your ig if you have 0 posts and no highlights
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I don't think there's anyone on the planet who can make better baked beans than Koo.
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Ain't no love like granny love ❤️
Mapimpi's grandmother: I'm going to slaughter 10 chickens for him
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You unemployed they make fun of you.
You on 9-5 they say start a business, salary is a trap.
You start own business THEY don't support it.
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Gayton is on TV saying "We must give Floyd the Finance Ministry and as the PA we want Minister of Home Affairs because ABAHAMBE!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Asked an ANC party agent sitting next to me to take a picture of me. YERRR PLEASE VOTE THESE PEOPLE OUT.
#VukaVelaVota
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We all cried that 4am is too early for us to be at OR Tambo and EFF said robalang we got this. We are still in bed now, crying that EFF did what they said they will do on our behalf 😒
I'm not sure how I feel about OR Tambo International looking like one of EFF's rallies when the whole affair is supposed to be about Bafana Bafana.
Where are the yellow and green shirts? Where are SA flags 🇿🇦🇿🇦?
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We told Cape Verde ladies gore ba zame ya gotla. 😑
How are the travel arrangements to Cape Verde going gents… please share content
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I wonder how many young Siya Kolisi's are unable to watch him this year cos they don't have DStv Premium.
“I was actually watching it in the tavern because I didn’t have a TV at home.”
@Springboks
captain Siya Kolisi was asked where he was when South Africa won the Rugby World Cup in 2007...
#RWC2019
#StrongerTogether
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😂😂 SABC is currently interviewing taxi drivers. One just said "the ANC fucked up" and the reporter goes "Haai haai khulama Isizulu". 😂😂😂
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Our grannies were ahead of time when they formed those burial societies. The capitalists stole the idea and "professionalised" it only to screw us up. Nxa!
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THE PROTEAS ARE STILL IN THE CRICKET WORLD CUP YOU SAVAGES!!!
#PowerAlert1
Stage 2 loadshedding will be implemented from 16:00 today until 16:00 on Monday. Thereafter, Stage 2 and 3 loadshedding will be implemented until further notice.
#loadshedding
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By the way xenophobes, Boipelo's father is Ghanaian. She's 21 and proudly flying the South African flag not just at this year's Olympics but at global skateboarding contests since she was 18.
🛹 Get ready to shred, South Africa! The Women's Street prelims start today at 12:00 PM with Boipelo Awuah hitting the pavement.
#TeamSA
#ForMyCountry
#Olympics
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The SABC is easily running the best election coverage of all times across the whole wide world. This is my TV licence fee at work 🔥🔥
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Joburg town is just black pain tonight. So many people in taxi queues so long so late. Most have to be up in the early AMs. Their kids probably worried waiting for that knock on the door before they can have a peaceful sleep. It's a shit system being black and poor in this land.
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Every second South African participant at these Olympics has University of Pretoria links. From rowing to rugby, hockey to athletics. Even that judo lady Whitebooi from yesterday. How is that varsity good at every sports? Also, the only varsity with a soccer team in the PSL.
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After Old Mutual, we need to discuss how the quality of toilet paper is deteriorating in this country.
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This Joburg weather is so hot. But I'm happy cos that's what Beyoncé is probably saying RIGHT NOW. Wow guys I finally have the same struggle as Beyoncé. My suffering today is Beyoncé's suffering. I AM BEYONCÉ! 😭😭
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EFF demands for coalition are doable actually.
- Cancel historical student debt
- Free sanitary pads to all who need them
- Remove Die Stem
- Create a state bank
- Nationalise the SARB
- Insourcing of workers like cleaners and security at state institutions
- Land Expropriation
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Wow no one is as punctual as the dude who turns the load-shedding switch at Eskom off.
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Tito Mboweni is one tweet away from tweeting "I met Rwanda's finance minister. What a smart man. Why can't we have a finance minister that smart?".
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That "O jewa ke eng" is a hall of famer on Power of Language. Fact that people all over the world are responding to it in its Sesotho/Setswana format even though they have never encountered the language before in their life. There is nothing inferior about indigenous languages.
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Generational wealth 👌🏿
NEWS: Juju Mafela announced as new Penguin Films shareholder
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Zwai was busy preaching "Sizonqoba ngoJehova" while Mageu was screaming "Shake isbono sakho" in the background 😂. That song was really a fiasco.
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Tweep: It's cold today.
Cass: Not as cold as how the industry been to me. I fill up a stadium and everyone starts giving me cold faces. Even Cyril left me out in the cold during elections, Insta-chatting with niggas. Mxm, world been cold to me. But I'm the hottest nigga out.
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Katlego Mphela working a 9-5 is no different from boTeko and Manenzhe working as TV pundits. It's just classism based on job titles that makes some of you think o trapilwe ke lefatshe.
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Malema is the first ever political leader in the world to make an American TV show delete a tweet. We are truly led.
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Rwanda is what South Africa could have been had our so-called liberators put the people first.
Rwanda has launched a satellite, Icyerekezo to connect rural schools to the internet.
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SAPS can't even keep an A4 docket safe. Inside a police station.
Money must be transported by SAPS or the National defense force if this CIT heist thing is really a problem.
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Nah bring on 2028 Olympics already!! 😭😭😭
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Sometimes I feel as South Africans we haven't managed to fully understand how iconic Mama Makeba was globally. Presidents around the world had her on speed-dial, not the other way around.
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SA media would have used a pic of a cricket ball. Hope they take notes.
Cricketer accused of raping woman set up 'sexual conquest game' on What's App
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Speaking of South Africans and dancing, reggae steppin' is unique to South Africa. It originated in the East Rand. You will only see these moves at reggae events in South Africa. Salute to University of Steppas.
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PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
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PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE! PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
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PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!PROTEAS DID NOT CHOKE!
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Some black folks are always embarrassed or uncomfortable when their fellow blacks confront racism. They rather find loop holes in the methods of confrontation to direct their energy on.
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Forget him being president, but how as a millionaire he never had an urge to go back to his former school and help out ? AboRupert would never. Then we wonder why white schools are a million steps ahead. Their rich and successful alumnae are hands-on in their well-being.
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10 years ago today, one of the most iconic tweets of all times was dropped. We were there! ✊🏿
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Cassper saying the only thing black people are good at is pulling each other down when it was black people who pulled him up so he can enjoy that first class seat. Mmalo weh!
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Wow this thread. Half of people in Leeds have been naming their children after Rhuu 😭
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This Malema statement has never been this relevant and truthful! 😭☠️
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Sis Makaziwe was also quiet when Sis Zenani was busy blocking burials. I think they allow each other space to shine in controversy.
The most confusing thing is Zenani being quiet in all this. Isn’t she known to be the Makunyiwe macala??
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OMG We gonna tell our grandkids that we fought loadshedding. That when others decided to go to exile in Australia, we chose to stay and fight the evil. That they have uninterrupted electricity because of us. We spent years in the dark eating cold food 😭✊🏿✊🏿
SA will overcome load shedding like apartheid, says Ramaphosa
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Al Jazeera is so important. This is why back here in SA we need media houses like Independent Media to survive, regardless of what we might feel about them. Cos should the SANEF crowd decide not to report or broadcast some event, we will need to have an "opposition" to cover it.
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The Guptas looted the blankets that Eskom uses to cover the coal. Now the coal is wet, resulting in loadshedding. It will take us 10 years to knit new blankets. Unless we privatise our knitting division.
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If Patricia De Lille doesn't call her party the "New Independent Democrats" with the slogan "New ID, Same Aunty!" she's wasting everyone's time.
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Just bumped into a wedding at Eastgate and I had to add the Rustenburg touch to it by yelling "HAA-HAAA!". Best mall in the land 💃🕺❤️❤️
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David O'Sullivan's comment on H&M protest by EFF.
"As a white man I'm the last person to tell a black person how to identify or react to racism." 🔥🔥
#BreakfastWithDavid
@KayaFMTalk
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No loadshedding tomorrow? Come 7am you will say "The door-handle of the coal storage at Kusile fell off, so Stage 4 will be implemented from 08h00 - 23h00. We are working hard to have a locksmith resolve this issue ASAP!".
#POWERALERT
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Date: 05 January 2020
Eskom stops loadshedding earlier than planned with no loadshedding expected tomorrow
@SABCNewsOnline
@IOL
@eNCA
@ewnupdates
@News24
@TheCitizen_News
@SAgovnews
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Dear
@WOOLWORTHS_SA
, what's your plan towards preventing people WHO DO NOT STAY ALONE from buying the newly launched cake slices? They are rarely in stock. I saw a young couple yesterday at Nicolway putting one in their basket.
Your swift intervention will be appreciated 🙏🏿
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O ba buletse Tymebank account for this so that they won't even be able to walk into a branch to complain 😭
Why le sa reporte account ya Bontle at the bank? Ba freeze account ya hae a nyele 😂
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Business Idea: Open a fabric shop in Sandton and source the fabric from Plaza. Put a 300% mark up on it. Sell it to people who tweet like this 👇🏿👇🏿
So the Fabric for Beyonces dress was from Oriental Plaza?
Hectic.
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Ron Artest speaking about Kobe is my favorite "Speaking about Kobe" OF ALL TIME 😅😭
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The greatest kwaito album of all times.
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Zuma is still president until Ramaphosa appears on SABC at 11pm wearing military gear and says "Fellow South Africans, this is not a coup..."
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When you see Bonang you don't say "Hello" you say "Congratulations", even if you don't know for what, cos each and everyday she has something to be congratulated on. 👑🐝💃🏿🙏🏿🔥🅱️
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SABC2 used to have elite Afrikaans programming. 7de Laan, Noot Vir Noot, 50/50, Vetkoek Paleis, Fokus, Voetspore, Pasella. These were quality entertainment even to those of us who didn't understand Afrikaans. I still don't understand why they decided to de-Afrikaans the channel.
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RIP William Smith and Jeremy Mansfield from "A Word Or 2". Golden era of TV entertainment.
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It was normalised by government folks. They even deny poor people mere drinking water cos they must loot first.
This KPMG saga is so infuriating because why is an educated black man denying other black kids education?
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Love how she dressed up like an innocent village gogo whose naughty child has been fraudulently using her Capitec account that the son helped her open when he was still in Matric and she hasn't used in ages cos town is far and she can swipe her Sassa card at the Pakistanis now.
IN THE SOWETAN TOMORROW:
● Former top official in the Presidency, NPA and other govt departments in court over fraud and money laundering
● She joins son Fidelis and two other co-accused for alleged theft of bursary funds from audit firm
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The average retirement age in football is 35, that's 30 years earlier than the retirement age of 65 in corporate. How do we expect football players to sustain themselves and their families for those 30 years when they don't even get retirement benefits or payouts from football.
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Y'all allowed Parks Tau to prioritise bycicle lanes in Sandton over development in Alex. Where's the Alexandra Renewal Fund? I hope Alex people will take you to task. Tlogelang go dlala polotiki ka batho bantsho mahn!
The DA is busy with blame-shifting, not delivery. I will meet with
#AlexShutDown
Committee on Tuesday, while President
@CyrilRamaphosa
will visit Alex on Thursday to address the grievances of the people of Alex. We are problem-solvers, not blame-shifters.
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"She even forced us to ululate after her appointment." - Every one on this picture, 5 years from now at the committee looking into her fitness to hold office.
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Black Americans, y'all been roasting Africans on Twitter for years...We gonna make you sleep outside with the giraffes when you come home!
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This attire is clarifying issues, addressing matters, articulating views, deliberating points, rendering items, delivering messages, tackling questions, seconding proposals, adopting resolutions, giving direction and providing leadership. It's the way-forward. WE ARE LED! 🐝👑
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"Makate's claim that he invented 'Please Call Me' is now starting to affect Vodacom's Fibre network, leaving millions of poor South Africans frustrated." - MyBroadband
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All bowlers bar Bumrah got smashed, INCLUDING COETZEE, but it's a 17 year old debutant who gets mocked by a "legend" from his own country, while West Indies legends offer him words of encouragement. Makhaya Ntini was right about SA Cricket.
Maphaka realizing the difference between U19 and the PRO league.
Baptism of fire.
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A thread of funny and awkward moments as they happened live on TV this year.
#2023LiveOnTV
Cover Pic: BUTTMAN - The school admissions chaos of January.
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Uganda doesn't respect the lives and human rights of its own citizens. I think expecting it to recognize those of others is too high a bar for them.
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Fuck them kids.
This is an opportunity for MetroFM to hire someone who won't swear to listeners while they are taking their kids to school.
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I think cos it comes with a personal opinion/advice. Example, you can ask "Is there Chicken Licken at Bree?" and a tweep will reply "Yes but you will wait 30min for your order and there's no space to sit, rather go to Newtown or Park Station."
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Gigaba had such a healthy and promising career as a young leader in government. At some point he was even paraded as a future state president. It's actually sad to see him self-destruct like this. He allowed pensioners to use him.
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I wonder why the DA didn't just distance itself from De Lille's attendance of Mama Winnie's memorial like they normally do with Zille's racist tweets.
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We need a running list of Gayton's promises with weekly updates. So far I got his promises to:
1. Car spinners
2. School kids (physical education)
3. SABC viewers (prime sports)
4. Football legends (at Bra Stan funeral)
5. F1 fanatics
Sport Minister Gayton McKenzie Aims to Bring Formula 1 Racing Back to SA.
South Africa last hosted a Formula 1 Grand Prix in 1993 at the Kyalami Grand Prix Circuit, a race that remains a cherished memory for many motorsport enthusiasts in the country.
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Imagine paying over 1k for a night at a hotel then have one sip of juice while grabbing a banana on some "Gotta rush!" like you're in a movie.
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South African jazz artists were masters when it came to having a signature sound. Abdullah Ibrahim's piano, Hugh Masekela's trumpet, Sipho Gumede's bassline, Jonas Gwangwa's trombone, Zim Ngqawana's sax, Jonathan Butler's guitar. You just know.
The same instrument, played by many musicians across the globe, over decades, and yet you cannot miss this sound when you hear it. Distinctly South African.
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Eskom took my electricity last night at 8 while I was cooking, I woke up around 7.30 this AM trying to finish up and bang, 8.10 it was gone again. Cooking rice and beef over two days. What a joke.
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Some of you are not being honest about the low level voter education this election season. Anyway I hope next time the IEC can collab with TV shows like Skeem Saam. Have Maputla tell Mantuli that she has to update her voting station since she moved house to Block B or something.
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Only South Africans would spend a day defending black French footballers' right to play for France, then wake up the next day to attack a Miss SA finalist for same. You can't be calling boEnzo racists then wanna change rules when it hits home. Pick a fucken side!
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I miss the days when the only reason was Zuma. Now we gotta deal with 6 😖
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Best buy in this load-shedding season. I'm gonna get a second and third one. R199 ko Game.
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South Africa Last Week: If EFF has something on Pravin they must go open a case or go to Zondo Commission. Stop making wild accusations!
South Africa This Week: Why is EFF opening a case against Pravin? This is a stunt. A waste of state resources. Diverting attention from VBS.
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Down here we're one presidential speech away from renaming elephants "Mandelaphants".
Kenya drops images of presidents from newly minted coins and replaces them with animals 🐘🦁🦏
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I'm walking outside the stadium streaming the
#EFFManifestoLaunch
via DStv app and this Fighter goes to "Yoh, o e shebile live bra yaka? O tshwere maatla kaofela, after wena go tla Jeso".
😂 Pretoria dudes are hype kings.
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Two things LesDaChef preached and are now part of my kitchen life.
1. Don't use oil when cooking pasta.
2. Don't put cinnamon in pumpkin.
I miss the chap and his random tips on the TL. He wanted all of us to be better cooks and didn't see us as competition like these new chefs.
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Yesterday showed the amount of pain and trauma South Africans are carrying daily due to apartheid and its collaborators. The people telling personal experiences of Inkatha are in their 30s and 40s, so it's gonna take decades for this country to really heal. Re imetswe.
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Edna Molewa's funeral is going to be one of the most emotional state funerals wow. This was so sudden. So unexpected. She was one of those ministers who didn't love the limelight yet everyone knew she was working hard in the background. And when she spoke she was full of content.
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During Floyd's presser most said Malema seemed defeated, weakened, humbled, out of character et al. Last night he was the opposite of that, which seems to still be a problem.
Never seen a man who can never do anything right even when he does what people said would be right.
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The abuse Percy Tau is receiving online for the penalty miss is more proof that Lyle Foster made the best decision for himself by not going to AFCON.
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Some of you will even defend Verwoerd just because the EFF is against him. Sad.
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