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Ok, so here’s our Itinerary as promised.
We flew into Rome, which is great cos it gave us the option to do a day trip to Florence.
I recommend day trips cos you get to see other places, and you don’t have to live out of your suitcase.
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White women’s tears have been ruining brown lives for generations, and it’s still happening.
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Caster Semenya is not a Trans Woman!!!
🚨🇺🇸COLLEGE ATHLETICS BANS TRANSGENDER WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS
The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) has voted to prohibit transgender women from competing in women’s sports from the next school year.
This decision, effective from August 1, allows only
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Whatever we owe Cuba must be huge
Importation of Cuban teachers improves SA's education system, argues basic education .
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Without telling the name of your country, where do you live?
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Treat yourself to something luxurious, whether it’s a nice dinner, a crazy trip, an expensive pair of shoes, a manicure, Nandos take away, an upgrade to a suite at a hotel, a nice bag, a business class upgrade, a bottle of champagne, a R30 coffee, whatever, just do it!
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South Africans right now ….
South Africans warned to get ready to tighten their belts
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Have you guys realized how lucky the world is to have us as South Africans??? We’re special guys, no one else is like us, we’re amazing! 🇿🇦😭❤️
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Guys, gymang! Even if it’s 3 times a week, if you’re over 40, do strength training, it’s never too late to start. Just 30 mins of your day, you won’t regret it.
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Passports are going up from November 1st, apply for yours now if you wanna pay R400 instead of R600 for a new one.
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We’re trying my sister but the gender wage gap, the glass ceiling and the boys clubs are cindezeling us.
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Have you guys figured out where you’re going to cut in order to make ends meet? Yhu ha a!
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Did you guys know you can now buy directly from Celine dot com, pay in ZAR, and the prices include customs duties and taxes? Just like with Givenchy dot com.
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It’s nice seeing the responses to this tweet, but remember, for many this was a very hard time, so those of you who don’t have a list of things, it’s ok, it’s been tough, still being here is enough.
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Fully Vaccinated South Africans can now travel to Switzerland, Iceland, Romania, Estonia, Ukraine, Moldova, Montenegro and a few others.
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Can we please do more things that make us happy this year? Can we dedicate this year to our joy? Please? ♥️
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Sometimes self care is booking yourself into a hotel, sometimes it’s going to see your family, or unfollowing a user that annoys you, turning your phone off for some peace, cooking your fave meal, small things or big things, for yourself. So important. ❤️
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If the Savanna people weren’t sleeping on the job, this would’ve been their ad
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Servus!
Few months ago, our beloved friend & member of our Bayern Twitter community Scott
@ItsAceOfHearts
sadly passed away. We’ll miss his humor, kindness & creativity. Please join us on BuLi MD1 for
#VFLFCB
when we pay tribute to Scott by using
#MiaSanScott
in match tweets.
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Hi guys, I bought this buffet casserole after
@sindivanzyl
posted your sale on my TL, please donate to save her. ❤️
@LeCreusetSA
#GiftSindiLife
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So very cute, also, open for surprise 😂
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As people post all their great achievements of the year, maybe all you did was survive, that’s ok. ♥️
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@ClaysonMonyela
I really appreciate how accessible you are and how you’re always ready to help. ❤️🇿🇦
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My sister, no one ever said “give us this day, our daily broccoli” bread is the girl she thinks she is 👌🏾
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Covid has exposed Canada as a villain, they’ve always tried to brand themselves as unproblematic but now we know that to be a farce.
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Aah good old racism, because the mother is white, you won’t use her picture, but that of their former nanny who was across the world when the murder happened. Right.
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Bought this dress like…2 years ago? Wore it for the first time today 😍
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I can’t believe my little sis is now a grown woman, who is a doctor, who can afford to buy me Le Creuset and drives a brand new Audi, like, what???? When did this happen?? She was a smol smol little person just yesterday! 🥹🥹🥲❤️
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I got this for R1100 from Continental linen. If you know, you know. 👌🏾 can never have too many.
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Guys, I can’t recommend The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel enough, absolutely brilliant!
#TheMarvelousMrsMaisel
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I present to you, our peaches, from our tree, that we bought and planted ourselves some years ago. Behold the magnificence! 🍑
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I really hate that as women we have to explain why we don’t have or want to have children. If you want to irk me, ask me this question, and when I say it’s because I don’t want them, ask me why if you really want to annoy me.
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June ends, man, I won’t lie, June ‘23 snapped shem. An elite gyal! This picture is how I’ll forever remember June ‘23 ❤️
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6 cases of blood clots out of 6.8 million doses, I’ll take my chances with those odds. I’m on oral contraceptives, which offer worse odds when it comes to clots. Jab me. 💉
#JohnsonandJohnson
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@S_Sandisiwe
@MorolongZA
I asked this and Apparently it’s because guys prefer to get expensive cars instead, so a lot of them can’t afford to travel because of Bo di GTI and stuff, which is ok really cos people should spend their money on things that make them happy 🤷🏽♀️
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I didn’t need the bathroom I just wanted you guys to see my jumpsuit.
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One thing about my mother and I, we’ll bake for each other 😂 I baked cos I was going to see her, only to find that she baked cos I was coming 😂
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I really can’t recommend exercise enough if you suffer from anxiety, it really does help. And you don’t have to do anything crazy, or uncomfortable, even a long brisk walk helps. 🙏🏽
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I think when you’ve been following someone for a while you get to know and understand their tone, their way of tweeting, if I lose my account and start “twting lik dis” you should be able to tell it’s not me.
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We have less than 20 000 active covid cases in a country of just under 60mil but we’re banned everywhere, make it make sense Nelson.
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Something must be seriously wrong with you to react with hate when you see a happy young couple in love.
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Imagine you’re walking towards your groom kante he’s a light skin guy with gold on his teeth, nka loma moruti!
#MarriedAtFirstSightMzansi
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Very important to remember, you must be eligible to get the jab, must register on the gov website, and get an authorization number, so currently only healthcare workers and people over the age of 60 can do this, not just anyone. Very important.
Dis-Chem has been allocated the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine because it has the ability to keep the doses at the required ultra-low temperatures.
Dis-Chem said it would be able to begin vaccinating the public during the week of 24 May, at 11 out of 32 vaccination sites.
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I’ll never pass up an opportunity to wear a pretty dress
@AfricaRiseStore
#Africarise
#TheBamCollective
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As a country, we need to urgently, Asaply remove Danny Jordaan from SAFA if we want our football to go anywhere.
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@KaBediHaiOne
Exactly, he’s not solving the problem, he’s creating a bigger one cos the eatists will continue to eat because they know sugar daddy will come rescue them.
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I can’t believe these two books were written but the same person. The first one I struggled to finish, second, I can’t put down.
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Normalize beating designers on sight.
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