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Beautifully Human. Learning and Unlearning. FC Bayern Mitglied #MamelodiSundowns #MiaSanMia
Joburg
Joined March 2009
Treat yourself to something luxurious, whether it’s a nice dinner, a crazy trip, an expensive pair of shoes, a manicure, Nandos take away, an upgrade to a suite at a hotel, a nice bag, a business class upgrade, a bottle of champagne, a R30 coffee, whatever, just do it!.
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White women’s tears have been ruining brown lives for generations, and it’s still happening.
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Black women in their luxe cars in traffic will always be my favourite thing 🤌🏽.
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This is what happens when cities aren’t inclusive, the people who work in fourways use taxis to get there, but there’s no infrastructure to support that 🤷🏽♀️.
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I wish more SA retailers knew that it’s ok to not participate in Black Friday, it’s not mandatory. Leave that thing if you can’t do atleast 50% off.
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Caster Semenya is not a Trans Woman!!!.
🚨🇺🇸COLLEGE ATHLETICS BANS TRANSGENDER WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS. The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) has voted to prohibit transgender women from competing in women’s sports from the next school year. This decision, effective from August 1, allows only
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No DNA just RSA.
The first South African black woman to win a Wimbledon title. Congratulations Kgotatso Montjane 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Whatever we owe Cuba must be huge.
Importation of Cuban teachers improves SA's education system, argues basic education
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Without telling the name of your country, where do you live?.
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South Africans right now ….
South Africans warned to get ready to tighten their belts
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You can tell a lot of people WANT Harry and Meghan’s marriage to fail. 😂 That New York post tweet, peeps just went with it without reading because they love an “I told you so” moment.
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Have you guys realized how lucky the world is to have us as South Africans??? We’re special guys, no one else is like us, we’re amazing! 🇿🇦😭❤️.
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Guys, gymang! Even if it’s 3 times a week, if you’re over 40, do strength training, it’s never too late to start. Just 30 mins of your day, you won’t regret it.
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Passports are going up from November 1st, apply for yours now if you wanna pay R400 instead of R600 for a new one.
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We’re trying my sister but the gender wage gap, the glass ceiling and the boys clubs are cindezeling us.
Be the rich man you want ladies.
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Have you guys figured out where you’re going to cut in order to make ends meet? Yhu ha a!.
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Did you guys know you can now buy directly from Celine dot com, pay in ZAR, and the prices include customs duties and taxes? Just like with Givenchy dot com.
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It’s nice seeing the responses to this tweet, but remember, for many this was a very hard time, so those of you who don’t have a list of things, it’s ok, it’s been tough, still being here is enough.
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Fully Vaccinated South Africans can now travel to Switzerland, Iceland, Romania, Estonia, Ukraine, Moldova, Montenegro and a few others.
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Can we please do more things that make us happy this year? Can we dedicate this year to our joy? Please? ♥️.
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Sometimes self care is booking yourself into a hotel, sometimes it’s going to see your family, or unfollowing a user that annoys you, turning your phone off for some peace, cooking your fave meal, small things or big things, for yourself. So important. ❤️.
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If the Savanna people weren’t sleeping on the job, this would’ve been their ad
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Servus! .Few months ago, our beloved friend & member of our Bayern Twitter community Scott @ItsAceOfHearts sadly passed away. We’ll miss his humor, kindness & creativity. Please join us on BuLi MD1 for #VFLFCB when we pay tribute to Scott by using #MiaSanScott in match tweets.
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Hi guys, I bought this buffet casserole after @sindivanzyl posted your sale on my TL, please donate to save her. ❤️ @LeCreusetSA #GiftSindiLife
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Ok, so here’s our Itinerary as promised. We flew into Rome, which is great cos it gave us the option to do a day trip to Florence. I recommend day trips cos you get to see other places, and you don’t have to live out of your suitcase.
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So very cute, also, open for surprise 😂.
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Knowing when to leave and not being ashamed to end something that’s not working should not scare you. What’s scary is people staying in unhappy unions cos they’re scared or ashamed to leave.
Divorce rates are alarming. People are unfollowing each other and removing surnames lowkey in less than a year of marriage. Scary.
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As people post all their great achievements of the year, maybe all you did was survive, that’s ok. ♥️.
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I realize that my person and I have had many of these late night terrace/balcony evenings in different parts of the world for many years now, we’re blessed to have each other. ❤️🥂.
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@ClaysonMonyela I really appreciate how accessible you are and how you’re always ready to help. ❤️🇿🇦.
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My sister, no one ever said “give us this day, our daily broccoli” bread is the girl she thinks she is 👌🏾.
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Covid has exposed Canada as a villain, they’ve always tried to brand themselves as unproblematic but now we know that to be a farce.
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Aah good old racism, because the mother is white, you won’t use her picture, but that of their former nanny who was across the world when the murder happened. Right.
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Bought this dress like…2 years ago? Wore it for the first time today 😍
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I can’t believe my little sis is now a grown woman, who is a doctor, who can afford to buy me Le Creuset and drives a brand new Audi, like, what???? When did this happen?? She was a smol smol little person just yesterday! 🥹🥹🥲❤️.
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Guys, I can’t recommend The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel enough, absolutely brilliant! #TheMarvelousMrsMaisel.
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I got this for R1100 from Continental linen. If you know, you know. 👌🏾 can never have too many.
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I present to you, our peaches, from our tree, that we bought and planted ourselves some years ago. Behold the magnificence! 🍑
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I really hate that as women we have to explain why we don’t have or want to have children. If you want to irk me, ask me this question, and when I say it’s because I don’t want them, ask me why if you really want to annoy me.
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June ends, man, I won’t lie, June ‘23 snapped shem. An elite gyal! This picture is how I’ll forever remember June ‘23 ❤️
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6 cases of blood clots out of 6.8 million doses, I’ll take my chances with those odds. I’m on oral contraceptives, which offer worse odds when it comes to clots. Jab me. 💉 #JohnsonandJohnson.
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@S_Sandisiwe @MorolongZA I asked this and Apparently it’s because guys prefer to get expensive cars instead, so a lot of them can’t afford to travel because of Bo di GTI and stuff, which is ok really cos people should spend their money on things that make them happy 🤷🏽♀️.
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I didn’t need the bathroom I just wanted you guys to see my jumpsuit.
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One thing about my mother and I, we’ll bake for each other 😂 I baked cos I was going to see her, only to find that she baked cos I was coming 😂.
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I really can’t recommend exercise enough if you suffer from anxiety, it really does help. And you don’t have to do anything crazy, or uncomfortable, even a long brisk walk helps. 🙏🏽.
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We had to pre pay 3m IDR (about R3400) to book the day bed at Luna, that’s the minimum spend for the daybed, for that, we got:. Cuban Sandwich.Sushi.Pizza.7 beers.3 Aperol Spritz.Bottle of French bubbles.6 bottles of sparkling water. Takeaway:.Burger.Cuban sandwich.
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You can get a return ticket from Joburg to Sao Paolo on SAA for less than 10k, don’t say I didn’t tell you.
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I’ve muted this but you guys can continue the conversation if you want.
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I think when you’ve been following someone for a while you get to know and understand their tone, their way of tweeting, if I lose my account and start “twting lik dis” you should be able to tell it’s not me.
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We have less than 20 000 active covid cases in a country of just under 60mil but we’re banned everywhere, make it make sense Nelson.
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