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"Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait..." is the greatest football tweet of all time. So simple yet so direct and true 😭😭😭
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Sometimes it's not even the course throwing hands but people running out of funding.
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Third year:
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Graduation:
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Name this Qualifications???
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Cellphone numbers must be read out in 3-3-4 sequence. Anything else is devil worshipping.
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Filmed on what used to be the greatest beachfront(Durban) in South Africa. When I catch Mxolisi K*unda?! 😔💔
Pimpin' All Over The World • Ludacris & Bobby V [2004]
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Ey what happened to just calling songs bangers 😂
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My beef with this Polo is for life. It's about to get onto a flatbed yet again. Never missed a service, never abused and was only ever touched by VW but now the gearbox has shat the bed at 132 000 km. What a damn shame. The worst Polo they ever made.
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One of my favourite things to do is to try guess the story behind cars that have been abandoned at the airport. This is now the 3rd or 4th one I've seen at OR Tambo.
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I wish South Africans believed in class action lawsuits as much as Americans do. We can't all be having the same issues with the same car and it's just "bad luck".
My beef with this Polo is for life. It's about to get onto a flatbed yet again. Never missed a service, never abused and was only ever touched by VW but now the gearbox has shat the bed at 132 000 km. What a damn shame. The worst Polo they ever made.
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Even with all the BMWs in the mix, my heart was still here 😭. Perfect drop and perfect tint.
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I just checked the price of that skull t-shirt because of the comments and imagine my shock???
Family members of the 9 suspects who were shot and killed in Mariannhill, KZN this morning by KZN SAPS. The suspects were wanted for several charges including rape.
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The harder and more expensive life gets for us, the more G63s and V-Classes I see on the road.
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No one questioned K*bza's G63 purchase because we have witnessed his rise and hard work in real time 🫣
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A Merc with tinted headlights. Good luck.
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I've tried them all and I'm just here to say this is the best still water on the planet.
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The trick was to not look while it's loading 😭😭😭
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She kills me 😭😭😭
Ex-girlfriends of alleged KPMG fraudster Moema turn as State witnesses against him
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Cook me a R5000 pm deal and I'll come fetch it right now 🙏🏾
New Arrival 🎉
2021 BMW M4 Competition
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R1 629 000
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How much range do you get from a full tank here? 😭. Fuel economy was never a thing here.
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At least 95% of these new age LED headlights that come with cars of today should be illegal. They're so bright you can hardly see people's front indicators.
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Every day I realize that it's morals that are standing between me and financial freedom.
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So what happens after they're done using him for their weird videos? They just drop him off in the streets again?
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This may look like an overreaction but people are TIRED of your hustling boyfriends. I suspect the victim has been a victim of something similar before and decided today they're not letting it slide.
Cellphone snatcher chased and knocked off by a lady driving a Toyota Tazz after being robbed off her cellphone in Bluff Durban, KZN.
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A car must be on wheels its manufacturer knows about.
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Longest indoor track in Pretoria. A lap is around 42-45 seconds. Car twitter, one day I want us to meet here and squash beefs once 🤞🏾.
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And if they are 4 deep in the car, someone is about to get robbed.
These chaps will frustrate the sh!t out of you if you're pressed for time! 🤞🤣
Pretoria
Venda
Orlando Pirates
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"One wanted suspect has been murdered/apprehended after a shootout with the police..."
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Gut feeling is so valid ⚰️
My friend (in Cpt) is asking that I bring a parcel from her boyfriend (in Jhb) with me. It's an early Xmas present. The problem now is they don't want me to open it. I honestly don't think I'm being unreasonable. Ngath ndiyaz'bona ndimiswa eAirport kanti ndiphethe idrugs.
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Okes, I'm afraid the answer to all your problems in life will always be a BMW with 6 cylinders 🙏🏾
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And whose problem is that? Run that man his money 😭
A payment of R40bn would mean 20% of Vodacom’s total market capitalisation.
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He doesn't wear designer clothing though. So it's fine.
Mark Zuckerbergs Private Yatch
But sure, you having the odd steak & driving a petrol car is ruining the planet…..
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I was at VW Hatfield earlier today and saw this Golf 8 R and Polo GTI. 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 they'll set you back R1.6 Million.
Would you go for those two together or have just one A45S/RS3 instead?
I want to ask a car related question but it's very engagement bait-ish 😕
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Lol look at that brudda using such a heavy duty gun to shoot at the police. Then when the NIU comes and cleans up, then you guys cry and defend criminals.
JMPD officers engaged by multiple armed tango's in the earlier hours of this morning. Note how the officers run away - South African citizen, you are on your own. One officer shot.
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I said a BMW must have 6 or more cylinders and the boys took it seriously 🥹
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Just have money!
The Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato tearing it up at the Atlantis Dunes in Cape Town
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RS5 to M850i to 911 is crazy trajectory 😭. We truly are passengers in this life thing.
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I was there again so I asked what happened. Engine overheated at 13 000 km and the block got roasted. VW rejected the warranty claim because he told them he carried on driving when the temp warning came on. Quote for new engine from VW was +/- R350 000 💀💀💀💀💀.
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Nah I must say, I never really cared for W204s and then one day I woke up and realized that ha.a mahn, I need one. I really didn't know the streets love it THAT much. Even this other gent at the gym was like "o rekile motshini njaka". I hope I'm spelling that right 😭
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Made it back to Pretoria. Those of you that care about V6 diesel long distance fuel economy, here are the numbers.
F2: Today's average fuel consumption from Richmond to Pretoria.
F3: Overall average fuel consumption from Cape Town to Pretoria.
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Loud and clear.
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Making it home alive after being on South African roads is truly a blessing because people we share the road with think like this 😂.
@murendimukumela
At this stage it was very clear that the white car turning. The twin cab guy could have avoided the collision if if was focused. The distance was long enough for him to take that decision.
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The greatest Mercedes-Benz wheel of all time. It's not even debatable.
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"Trusted" dealerships(Automark = Toyota) sourcing from We Buy Cars again. This car was listed at R314 000 when we went to view it(pics in tweet below) at We Buy Cars Silver Lakes earlier this month.
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That's why imoto must have torque and displacement.
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They may have lost their way but there's no denying that the first 3 movies are forever etched into petrolhead history. What a time.
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Important to have money so you can do silly things like this just because you can 🤞🏾
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Once again proving that we really need to mind our business and stop wishing for the lives we see on Instagram. It's all a scam.
Fraud-accused businessman Rushil Singh was arrested at OR Tambo International Airport on Wednesday morning.
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🗣🗣 Dudes with no kids belong to us women with 1 BABY DADDY 🤣🤷🏽♀️
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It even got to a point where they were saying Tazos are possessed. Black parents sometimes <<<
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My best investment.
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Bumper replaced and paint matched perfectly 🥹. Got a service kit as well, even though it was R2 Million for everything but anything for her ❤️
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I want to do the Karen thing and go up to everyone bringing these in to be serviced and tell them they're driving ticking time bombs 😭
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Streets said 6 cylinders. They didn't specify the configuration 🫣
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Chatting with this yt couple having dinner next to me and they're telling me about their houses in Joburg, Swellendam and Umhlanga 😭. They're the ones driving this G350d and you guys always say that's the long money one. It definitely is. They even have a farm in Swellendam 💀
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RS3 had 250kw in 2011. If anything, this was a response to that.
Konje these things started the hyper hatch category?
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Not even a record Powerball jackpot in South Africa is getting you one of these. Real nyuku.
1 of 5 in the 🌍 and the only one in 🇿🇦
The Pagani Imola reportedly cost owners €7m (approx R150m) before taxes with this particular one being registered in Switzerland 🇨🇭
What a piece of automotive art it is!
Spotted by Gabriel De Andrade in Stellenbosch 🇿🇦
#ExoticSpotSA
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BMW doesn't know about this M3.
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A car's ability to do 700+ km on a single tank is very important to me.
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Golf 7 GTI/R is the most undeniable hood hero.
4-Cylinder VS 6-Cylinder. Which one are you taking to the hood?
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That Dekra report came back nasty. I'm finished.
From what I been told niggas really will go around asking about the chick they fw to other niggas, to me that just tells me niggas like to gossip about bitches and thats corny to me
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*Random conversation from a while ago*
White lady: "I have this old red Golf that has been sitting in my yard that I want to get rid of"
Me: "Okay I'll come around and have a look when I get time 🙂"
*The old red Golf* :
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Always buy the faster car. Your tuner doesn't know better than engineers with millions in R&D backing.
What car/bike opinion will have you in this position?
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