Lwanda
@Lwanda_
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Chased dreams but I failed. Oh well.
Joined November 2010
"Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait. " is the greatest football tweet of all time. So simple yet so direct and true ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Joburg South ebsuku? ๐.
If Gold Reef City actually opened at night , weโd have a blast Yoh ๐.
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Sometimes it's not even the course throwing hands but people running out of funding.
First year:.๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค.Second year:.๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค.Third year:.๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐ค๐ค.Graduation: .๐ฉโ๐๐ฉโ๐๐ฉโ๐. Name this Qualifications???.
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Cellphone numbers must be read out in 3-3-4 sequence. Anything else is devil worshipping.
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Filmed on what used to be the greatest beachfront(Durban) in South Africa. When I catch Mxolisi K*unda?! ๐๐.
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Yoh that brudda that won the 330i probably still can't believe it. I'd cry real tears.
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Ngl, being in an area with no trees or grass would depress me.
New housing development in Soshanguve . This unit is selling for R1.3 million
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Ey what happened to just calling songs bangers ๐.
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My beef with this Polo is for life. It's about to get onto a flatbed yet again. Never missed a service, never abused and was only ever touched by VW but now the gearbox has shat the bed at 132 000 km. What a damn shame. The worst Polo they ever made.
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One of my favourite things to do is to try guess the story behind cars that have been abandoned at the airport. This is now the 3rd or 4th one I've seen at OR Tambo.
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I wish South Africans believed in class action lawsuits as much as Americans do. We can't all be having the same issues with the same car and it's just "bad luck".
My beef with this Polo is for life. It's about to get onto a flatbed yet again. Never missed a service, never abused and was only ever touched by VW but now the gearbox has shat the bed at 132 000 km. What a damn shame. The worst Polo they ever made.
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Even with all the BMWs in the mix, my heart was still here ๐ญ. Perfect drop and perfect tint.
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I just checked the price of that skull t-shirt because of the comments and imagine my shock???.
Family members of the 9 suspects who were shot and killed in Mariannhill, KZN this morning by KZN SAPS. The suspects were wanted for several charges including rape.
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When I got the GTI, I was met by the screen in F1. Went to VW in Hatfield to enquire and they told me it will cost minimum R5500 for the activation key ๐. A couple of hours of research through forums and Reddit, I found a way and did it myself. I now have Android Auto ๐.
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The hood is not a real place man. My cousin was gunned down yesterday morning so we went to pay our respects at his gran's house(my uncle and his mom split up years ago). When we get there, it's packed full of at least 20 gents drinking in the yard like nothing happened.
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The harder and more expensive life gets for us, the more G63s and V-Classes I see on the road.
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Today, I went to Clicks in my area to collect some prescription medication. To my surprise, my details could not be picked up via my ClubCard, instead it was showing some person named Abdul Khader. Even more concerning is the fact that this same person managed to collect. .
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No one questioned K*bza's G63 purchase because we have witnessed his rise and hard work in real time ๐ซฃ.
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A Merc with tinted headlights. Good luck.
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I've tried them all and I'm just here to say this is the best still water on the planet.
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The trick was to not look while it's loading ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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She kills me ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Ex-girlfriends of alleged KPMG fraudster Moema turn as State witnesses against him.
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Cook me a R5000 pm deal and I'll come fetch it right now ๐๐พ.
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At least 95% of these new age LED headlights that come with cars of today should be illegal. They're so bright you can hardly see people's front indicators.
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What are the chances this is the one that brudda won at M-Fest? ๐.
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How much range do you get from a full tank here? ๐ญ. Fuel economy was never a thing here.
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Every day I realize that it's morals that are standing between me and financial freedom.
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So what happens after they're done using him for their weird videos? They just drop him off in the streets again?.
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This may look like an overreaction but people are TIRED of your hustling boyfriends. I suspect the victim has been a victim of something similar before and decided today they're not letting it slide.
Cellphone snatcher chased and knocked off by a lady driving a Toyota Tazz after being robbed off her cellphone in Bluff Durban, KZN.
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Moved onto Phase 3 of this. Managed to upgrade from the 6.5 inch screen to the bigger 8 inch screen from 7.5s. Being broke always forces you to find a way ๐ญ๐ค๐พ. AppConnect โ
๏ธ.Wireless AppConnect โ
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When I got the GTI, I was met by the screen in F1. Went to VW in Hatfield to enquire and they told me it will cost minimum R5500 for the activation key ๐. A couple of hours of research through forums and Reddit, I found a way and did it myself. I now have Android Auto ๐.
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A car must be on wheels its manufacturer knows about.
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Longest indoor track in Pretoria. A lap is around 42-45 seconds. Car twitter, one day I want us to meet here and squash beefs once ๐ค๐พ.
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? Andatyhafa๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Being able to watch El Clasico live on SABC 3 is something ๐ญ. Fair play to them for securing broadcasting rights.
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And if they are 4 deep in the car, someone is about to get robbed.
These chaps will frustrate the sh!t out of you if you're pressed for time! ๐ค๐คฃ. Pretoria .Venda.Orlando Pirates
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The people you're competing with on IG, by the way.
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"One wanted suspect has been murdered/apprehended after a shootout with the police. ".
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Okes, I'm afraid the answer to all your problems in life will always be a BMW with 6 cylinders ๐๐พ.
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And whose problem is that? Run that man his money ๐ญ.
A payment of R40bn would mean 20% of Vodacomโs total market capitalisation.
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He doesn't wear designer clothing though. So it's fine.
Mark Zuckerbergs Private Yatch. But sure, you having the odd steak & driving a petrol car is ruining the planetโฆ.
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I was at VW Hatfield earlier today and saw this Golf 8 R and Polo GTI. ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฏ๐ถ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฑ they'll set you back R1.6 Million. Would you go for those two together or have just one A45S/RS3 instead?
I want to ask a car related question but it's very engagement bait-ish ๐.
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Everyone has shown up for Jos in one way or the other. except the person that crashed the car.
I canโt imagine how it would be to deal with the Juvi situation alone. Everyone has been taking their time and resources to aid in bringing this car back, from @Garage_72 with the body work, @Washington_KM with removing the engine and mechanical work. and my beautiful friends,
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Maybe this is the TCR they quickly cleaned up and sold to MrHowMuch ๐ญ.
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I said a BMW must have 6 or more cylinders and the boys took it seriously ๐ฅน
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Lol look at that brudda using such a heavy duty gun to shoot at the police. Then when the NIU comes and cleans up, then you guys cry and defend criminals.
JMPD officers engaged by multiple armed tango's in the earlier hours of this morning. Note how the officers run away - South African citizen, you are on your own. One officer shot.
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Just have money!.
The Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato tearing it up at the Atlantis Dunes in Cape Town
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Don't even have to guess which demographic it is because. it's always them.
BREAKING NEWS: A 35-year-old man is behind bars following a crackdown on child pornography. 10 million images and videos were found at a house in Midrand, Johannesburg. #Newzroom405
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See why kw and torque is important. Your hustling boyfriends couldn't get away from a Kia ๐.
CELLPHONE SNATCHERS ARRESTED IN RUSTENBURG AFTER A HIGH-SPEED CAR CHASE BY CIVILIAN . It is alleged that suspects driving a VW Polo snatched a cellphone from a child on the street in Phokeng Rustenburg. A fearless motorist managed to give chase whilst calling the police. Suspects
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This is how we ended up putting together a trampoline for someone's child. Kuthiwe iBraai, next thing it's us with tools and an instruction manual. Ey amajida.
Aibo thenga ikesi utshele amajita ukuthi uHost'a iSip & Paint.
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RS5 to M850i to 911 is crazy trajectory ๐ญ. We truly are passengers in this life thing.
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@tshepo_jose The robot was green for both and judging by where the Merc hit the truck, it was still VERY far when the truck turned but because they were speeding. .
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Too much XP because I have a past tweet for everything ๐ญ
[11TH DRUG MULE ARRESTED AT ORTIA IN 2 MONTHS] A 21-year-old South African female drug mule was arrested at OR Tambo International Airport on Sunday morning. She had just landed from Sรฃo Paulo. An x-ray confirmed she had swallowed the drugs. She has started releasing the drugs.
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I was there again so I asked what happened. Engine overheated at 13 000 km and the block got roasted. VW rejected the warranty claim because he told them he carried on driving when the temp warning came on. Quote for new engine from VW was +/- R350 000 ๐๐๐๐๐.
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Nah I must say, I never really cared for W204s and then one day I woke up and realized that ha.a mahn, I need one. I really didn't know the streets love it THAT much. Even this other gent at the gym was like "o rekile motshini njaka". I hope I'm spelling that right ๐ญ
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Made it back to Pretoria. Those of you that care about V6 diesel long distance fuel economy, here are the numbers. F2: Today's average fuel consumption from Richmond to Pretoria. F3: Overall average fuel consumption from Cape Town to Pretoria.
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We even thought we were at the wrong house because surely not? Even the guy that got shot alongside my cousin was there with a bandage around his head. The way South Africans are desensitized to violent crimes is actually quite scary. RIP Bongani bafo ๐๐
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Yeses where was this brudda going?.
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๐๐๐. The funeral was today and everyone is tired of the niggatry. Let's do better.
The hood is not a real place man. My cousin was gunned down yesterday morning so we went to pay our respects at his gran's house(my uncle and his mom split up years ago). When we get there, it's packed full of at least 20 gents drinking in the yard like nothing happened.
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All I'm saying is the man responsible for this car is from ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ป, South Africa!
What is something your country invented that really impacted the world?.
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Loud and clear.
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At least we know the hack works in 6C GTIs too ๐คญ. Works flawlessly for Android Auto but I figured out what needs to be done to get CarPlay to work. I'll use my car as a test mule one day.
When I got the GTI, I was met by the screen in F1. Went to VW in Hatfield to enquire and they told me it will cost minimum R5500 for the activation key ๐. A couple of hours of research through forums and Reddit, I found a way and did it myself. I now have Android Auto ๐.
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Making it home alive after being on South African roads is truly a blessing because people we share the road with think like this ๐.
@murendimukumela At this stage it was very clear that the white car turning. The twin cab guy could have avoided the collision if if was focused. The distance was long enough for him to take that decision.
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The greatest Mercedes-Benz wheel of all time. It's not even debatable.
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If you want a Golf R, just buy a Golf R. I hope I'm making sense ๐ญ.
Still donโt like the new 1 Series? Look hereโฆ. The new F70 M135 with M Performance Parts and Motech M-W1 wheels
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"Trusted" dealerships(Automark = Toyota) sourcing from We Buy Cars again. This car was listed at R314 000 when we went to view it(pics in tweet below) at We Buy Cars Silver Lakes earlier this month.
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That's why imoto must have torque and displacement.
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Over the last 2 days, I've seen a Citi Golf for R500 000, another one for R299 000 and this other dusty Chico for R135 000. You guys need to tell your relatives to find other ways to try to settle their crippling debt.
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