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Sure, unemployed skilled military roaming around the country.
South Africans must do 1-2 years in the military after Matric.
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I don’t know how to explain it but Spur doesn’t taste the same when you don’t have it at the establishment.
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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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Gonna fill up today, can't be using cheap petrol
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JUST IN: Former Minister Pravin Gordhan dies aged 75
More on
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O shapo ka di hand grenade?
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Bravery yao tsena lekeishene ka unreleased car
New BMW X3, still wrapped with camouflage, spotted testing in Soshanguve.
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Kokoleo spec?
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Tannie mara letlo swa
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Merc ditched their real engines.
BMWs are getting uglier by the day
Audi has 2 cars that are holding the brand.
Ya nor we are in the end days.
"That other guy from Twitter" is back with another leak! Here's a proper look at the new BMW X3. Thoughts?
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iPhone 15 Pro 💎
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Hi
@kay_mahapa
Please see below and allocate a team member to take on the case, it’s a developing case but I believe your team has been showing tremendous progress in the recent cases and this could be cracked too.
Regards
Yours in stopping crime
Andile Mpisane gift his wife another car a Lamborghini Urus, just weeks after he gifted her a Mercedes Benz, G Wagon.❤🔥🔥
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"Trust me"
If you’re a betting man, 1st half over 1.5 in the Everton, City and Newcastle games. Place R500. Please trust me
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Hehehe, this one has just been listed on the floor
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Your Mzansi edition BMW isn’t as fast as you think 🙏🏼
What car/bike opinion will have you in this position?
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You cheated on my friend and told him you're busy studying but we found you in Cubana 💀
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Fuel Price Adjustment - June 2024: New prices apply from midnight tonight
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We are seeing criminals who were in the police or military already, now you want everyone to have that skill? Lol
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Only one that matters
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If you gonna lie about studying medicine do it ka institutes like Fort Hare okase spanise Wits wena Mike Ross
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I am on a shoot out with Mohale and I have had special training on weapons and I am carrying an AK47 , of course I am winning
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F & I manager at BMW when you want to buy an M3 cash:
No man. The car you want isn’t available at the mother dealer, there’s a waiting period of 6 months so you buy it at another dealer. Just like hw VW didn’t have stock of the Golf 8 gti at one point but bo Fouche had
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A friend sent me this from Century City, wonder what car is it🤔
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Fellas, SAICA is releasing a batch of wives later today.
Do with this what you want 🙏🏼
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Wena die man akao fasa o ka dumela 🤔
Shebeshxt is the TRUTH.
He had not even started performing and look at this crowd.
Love or hate him, you simply cannot deny him. 🐐
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When you ask your girlfriend to bring your phone and she takes longer
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Good times
If it’s not broken, don’t change it 🤝
For R332,800 it’s clear to see why the Polo Vivo remains SA go to first car.
The GT line has received interior and exterior upgrades to keep it looking fresh. With a top speed of 196KM/h…4.6L/100KM fuel consumption…you will be seeing
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Spirited driving aside this colour is beautiful on the TCR
People who own performance cars, do you do track days or spirited driving only on public roads?
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What kills me kore ebile okreya Sosha ese kasi ya hae, wilo lata baby ka unreleased
Bafana ba Rosslyn ba rata bo dangerous thata😂
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The dealer principal was on scene when this happened, that’s how I know it’s the same car 😬
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Here's a crazy fun fact, the 2023 Audi RS3 engine produces a whopping 294kw and throws torque of 500nm to all 4 wheels.
The all new 2023 Ford Ranger Raptor boosts similar, engine specs, with power outputs of 292kw and 583nm of torque, the V6 3L motor is nuts.
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The way Vaal people speak needs to be studied. They just make up things on the spot but it somehow all makes sense. Incredible display of linguistics.
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Getting a toddler to dress as an Arsenal fan is equivalent to naming a child Oupa or Jacob
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Thank you for carrying us through 👏🏽
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The Jobs:
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You ain't listening to music loud enough
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@Mr_PeterM
No Bra Peter, we had it from the last quarter of 2022 but due to the chip issue, there were limited numbers
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The Junior Taurus and Lady Zamar times were one of the best times of Pitori house 🤞🏾
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All the niggas who used Sharp in high school are arrested
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The transition from Rapture to Big Boy Raps 😭😭😭 I swear Stogie T is a musical genius
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The crazy thing is that this car isn’t a GTI but a highline 😬
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Blud is hiding the ring mark
Tough start to my morning. The blood sacrifice has been made though. Let's get this bread.
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There's something about listening to Tito Mboweni and wanting to spend money I don't have
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Attended the interview this morning and they called me a few minutes ago to tell me they have an offer for me 😭😭😭
Got a job interview next week at one entity I look up to. Twitter do your thing 😭
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Die post ya 7.5 GTI reminds me of ane man who bought 7 R-line(1.4 TSI) and he told kept on saying ke 7R
Car sales reps have blood on their hands
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I’ve influenced the cars that park next to me to park in reverse in the complex
That’s my contribution to this economy
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If you are going to buy a car brand new, please spec it well.
I don’t want no poverty spec 8R 🙏🏼
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Generally our government is handling the Covoid-19 virus better than I had expected, the problem is people here.
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That average consumption 😬
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@LungeloN_Zulu
I need to invoice a certain IT company for going through 4 interviews with them and they rejected me
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MBChB (Rosebank College)
i was speaking to a doctor yesterday and we reached the conclusion that your asscrack is indeed the armpit of your legs 🤔
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