One day I was having a rough morning and scrambling so I wasn’t able to pack my lunch; I came into the kitchen and my son had packed my lunch. I got to work and saw he wrote me a note for the day saying “I love you mom”. I cried for 5 mins. Had to get it tatted. Definitely my fav
I did it guys. I just reported my abuser. I won’t talk about it until I’m ready however, I will say this whole shitty process is why women don’t report sexual assault. What’s the point?
Lmfaaaaooo y’all, I whooped my son this morning after he decided it was a good idea to swing at me and tell me why he’s gonna say “that’s why you didn’t even hit me hard” 😧 I oughta knock the shit outta him😂😂😂
Just found out my landscaper has been putting miracle grown in my lawn so he has to come cut more frequently and I have to pay him more LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRED.
YALL I went to hug cam and he goes “oh my gosh do not touch me with your dirty hands, You just washed this shirt” and I was like “but my hands are clean, look” and he goes “mommy germs are very tiny so you can see them, but trust me your hands are dirty” 🤦🏽♀️🤣🥺 asshole.
I have problems with my hips so before my boyfriend eats my va* he puts pillows under my thighs so I can rest my legs without my hips hurting and I think it’s the sweetest gesture 🥺💘. I love it here.
LEARN THE MEANING OF CONSENT‼️‼️‼️‼️ Just because I’m open about my sex life doesn’t mean I want to fuck YOU🗣🗣🗣🗣 DO NOT FUCKING LAY A FINGER ON ME IF I DONT SAY ITS OKAY. Period.
Today is the trial for my sexual assault case and I’m literally shaking walking into the court rn... I’m trying to act okay but I’m not sure what to expect and I’m not comfortable with telling my story once again...
LMFAOOOOO YALL😭🤣😩 I overheard my son on his zoom class and the teacher was asking them to spell a bunch of different words and Cam goes “My mom already taught me how to spell these words” 😩😭🤣 YEAAAAH BABY💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🤣🤣🤣
I was so drunk last night I shitted on myself 😭🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣 and my man walked in the bathroom as I’m rinsing my drawls bc I’m DYING laughing and he goes “r u okay” and I’m like “yeah I just peed myself” 😭🤣 whole time I SHITTTTTTED. Liquidy ass fart🤣🤦🏽♀️
AYYOOOOOOO LMFAAAAAOOO this nigga just pulled up beside us at the light and was like “excuse me, I’m lost, could you give me directions?” And I’m like “yeah, directions to where?” This man goes “to your heart” and pulls off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAAAAYY THAT WAS A FUCKING LINEEE
Why’re y’all so obsessed with their family? Russel is married to his mom, he’s been there raising him every single day, that’s his fucking dad.
I guess y’all are just so used to your step parents visibly treating you like you aren’t theirs to understand this.
A bitch finna cry😭😭 ONE more class, ONLY 3 MORE CREDITS AND ILL HAVE MY FIRST DEGREE😭😩 it took me a little longer than I wanted because of life, but BYYYYYEEEEE.
My son is taking is placement test via zoom right now and I’m over here cheesing from ear to ear in the other room because he’s answered EVERYTHING correctly and now he’s reading so clearly I’m shook😩😭😭😭😭😭
My son is in his room having a midlife crisis, he’s talking to himself like “I am such a spoiled boy” “I’m so so so spoiled, and I cannot go on any longer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll kick it with anybody idc; I don’t give a fuck who you are, where you from, what other people think about you, etc. If you like to have a good ass time then I’m in there
I was having a really rough day today and tell me why my fiancée comes home with flowers and Reese’s cups😭💙 not to mention she paid for my nails and toes to get done for Jamaica. I can’t fucking wait to take her last name.
My kid is the sweetest, he’s on ft with somebody and says “sorry, I had to go downstairs to check on my mom and make sure she’s okay because she is just sitting there in the dark” 🤣🤣 I’m fine btw I just like the dark.
Just to look at my life now is so crazy. I went from crying every single night while pregnant at the age of 16 because I had no idea how I would take care of a baby financially and physically to having the most amazing 5 year old and every/anything I could ever imagine😭😭😭
HOLY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! Ya girl finished this semester with a 3.5😭😭😭 pls pls pls lemme have this moment because I really thought I was done for. I completely bullshitted one of my exams but I got a fucking B😅
Now that swim has ended I’m surprising Camari and taking him to his first martial arts class tonight😭 YALL, HE IS GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT; this is all he talks about wanting to do😩🖤
He was taking sooo long to come start the movie and I thought he was standing me up but really he was in the kitchen making us popcorn 🥺🖤 He burnt the first bag which is what took so long, I love this kid🥰
I just had the craziest encounter in the women’s room 😅 this lady washing her hands beside me straight up says “I can’t believe we have to wash our hands this much now” ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 BITCH WYM NOW?!?!?!?
I tweeted Joe Biden last week complaining that they lowered our military tuition assistance... tell me why this morning it was restored back to the original amount effective immediately 😇💃🏽.
I have the coolest kid on earth. Man rolls over and the first thing outta his mouth is “can we go to brunch since I don’t have school today” HELL YES WE CAN BABY BOYYYY. He gets me.