unfollowed haley pham, we need to hold creators accountable for their actions during the pandemic. creators that never took the pandemic seriously should not have a platform.
1127 NEW CASES OF CORONAVIRUS IN ARIZONA YESTERDAY. THIS SHIT ISN'T OVER. WEAR A MASK AND GLOVES. STOP HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE AND PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS SAFE NOW BECAUSE IT'S NOT.
the LaBrant Family's new video is literally gonna have me going out of my way to sign pro-choice petitions & donating to Planned Parenthood. this is so disgusting, dangerous, and embarrassing to put out to your young audience.
@mermaidmusin
we don't have to be excited about it, but putting this out there is gonna influence moderate voters to vote for trump instead. be more careful with your words.
mr. bogo: guys so I was walking back from the bathroom and this girl yells down the stairs to her friends and says "GONNA GO BUY 2 GRAMS OF COKE TONIGHT" and I really didn't know what to do
Me: *loudly opens Diet Coke can in class*
Marcella: is that your breakfast
Me: *chugging Coke and points to M&M's on my desk*
Marcella: beautiful
Me: I'm a health guru
*listens to "bartier cardi" in car with nonreligious dad*
him: ...
me: ...
him: so you wanna go to church this weekend
me: um yup church that...that sounds good yes
me: do you like teaching IB better than AP?
teacher: oh no definitely not
me: why is that?
teacher: bc if there is a 1 point difference between what their grade is and what they think it should be... i mean, i risk getting killed in my sleep. some of those kids are hardcore.
so apparently kids under 20 can be carriers for coronavirus without ANY symptoms, pls be safe and stay home. if not for yourself, for the people with weaker immune systems
so after i emailed my terrible teacher and told her off for giving me a 45 on a perfectly fine assignment
she responded 3 days later, didnt tell me why i got the grade i did and said she raised it...
TO A 53????
LIKE MA'AM YOU MISSED THE POINT OF MY EMAIL
#WorstTeacherEver
me: what's margarita pizza
dean: its just cheese pizza w basil on it
me: what's basil
dean: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I'M LEAVING *STANDS UP* I DON'T THINK THIS WILL WORK
hey guys! on the bright side, quarantining yourself is a great time to start weaning yourself off of juuling or smoking before we go on a full lockdown and those resources won't be available to you anymore! be sure to get patches or anything else that helps with withdrawal!! xx
*semi swerves a little off the road*
brother: I bet he's playing PokemonGo
me: yeah he had to swerve 3 feet to the right to capture a pidgey
brother: um no a pidgey isn't worth it
me: how about a charizard
brother: oh yeah, I'd drive off a cliff for a charizard
i was having a nightmare that there was a second pandemic going on where you couldn't look at anyone or be in the sunlight without getting sick while COVID-19 was still happening and everyone was stuck outside.
and then i woke up and half of the nightmare was still real😒
*gets out of class at 9:15 and has a meeting at 10*
my brain:
hmm what should i do until then...
thinking
thinking
I'll go sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes on twitter and then go
much good idea
#Twitter
i stfg if the phoenix billie eilish show gets cancelled bc selfish people can't wear masks and understand that even vaccinated people can get/die from covid (omicron's version), i will lose my shit