Dear Lord,
Please send me emotionally mature, financially stable, bomb ass dick attached to a non ain't shit man who'll be able to love me.
Your child
Tabs
That Mlindo situation is so sad, as a person who's been a victim of having my drink spiked. I know he too was spiked. That's not alcohol, he could've been drinking water but had her glass laced. The nail polish trick helps, but not everyone knows of it.
#MlindoTheVocalist
@fcfortune
Well... I didn't really cheat on him. What happened was I forgot to let him know I had moved on with his cousin... then the family called me a cheater... they're the most dramatic people I've ever met 🙄
@FabAcademic
I wasted my data thinking you are doing the right thing here, APOLOGIZING TO THE LITTLE GIRL WHOSE DREAMS YOU CRASHED... kanti nooor, you showing off your pink boots.
Our actual sis' Vuyi would've said "hayi imani, wo wo woo!Niyaphazama... nithi kutheni?!" Stood up, one hand on her head the other on her waist, gasping for oxygen. Actual action man 🎬
But ke...
#TheQueenMzansi
@AmkeCebekhulu
When I'm sober I'll tell my story. But for now, stay far away from the salons around that area too. The nail techs there, aren't just that!
@zuksai
Oh yhini nah? This is heartbreaking bc even if she could fight him off, she wouldn’t. One is always a mother at heart.
God heal you and all affected 🥹
@nono_tee_
You are me when in love shame. I paid his rent, got him a tazz. That he sold the moment I found out he was cheating. We broke up, she moved in, she was a student so I continued paying their rent. He downgraded to renting a boys room then I stopped paying for their rented flat.🤣
@Mosky_Mothapo
DJ once paid bouncers to carry me into his car and they said I was being inappropriate. I had refused to give him my number and a drink he offered to me. the way I kicked and cursed. I was sober asf. Two guys rescued me and kept me in their car. I quit groove that night.
My friend who could no longer hang with me bc his husband didn’t want her hanging with single woman just got a divorce and wants us to go back to being “friends”.
How do I politely tell her I don’t hang with divorcees? 🥹
Having sex with a man who truly cherishes your body and is focused on pleasing you as opposed to him just getting his nut off is such a beautiful experience.
@lindz_malindz
Good day,
Get Antiperspirex for feet (from clicks or Dischem). It retails die +/- R180. Apply it to dry skin (you know where) at night after your bath, if your skin is not dry, it'll cause irritation. Do this once a week for 3-4 weeks.
You're welcome.
-iMama
🖤
Dear HR personel, you need to stop saying “we regret to inform you.. ”, for there is no regret whatsoever! You’re not sorry nor are you repentant! Just say “we'd already hired the person the post you interviewed for was initially created for…”.
Respect us please.
@MzwaneleManyi
@News24
never knows the names of the white criminals. Just their work description / title. Fix that your racism is too loud! I wonder how much ill-treatment the black employees indure in your offices!
@PhungulaSam
@Forchline
The advert had a lady sleeping on the bed and a family sharing the blankets. One was going for R130 I thought I had hit the jackpot 😭
SOME SOCIAL RULES THAT MAY HELP YOU IN 2023:
1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they've something important to attend to;
2. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe ⬅️or ➡️. You never know what’s next;
Twitter relationships are mostly for the pits!
They'll believe their fav, always. She says if anything happens to her people must ask his ex and niw y'all calling her crazy ngoba the said ex says he was sleeping yena and didn't text her since AM... OK!
@_LeratoMabuza
If I ever get married, it'll be this way. I honestly don't know that much people to be paying catering and decor for hundreds. My whatsapp can go on days without a single message. I'm honestly all for this!
@Bidegah
This is arguable.
Cause why is the camera on? Is it so his side of the “story” is pitied. This clip is too short for you all to blame this lady.
Stay warm darlings.
I'm not your everyday GF, I'm made of adventure, strong will, wit, intelligence, sex appeal, courage, character, laughter, love and a wildness bordering on insanity.
I am Tabs 💝
@Buhlenomuhle
I didn't get paid for 2 months and immediately called off my talking stage, family has been silent... I can imagine. Ubuhlungu?! I think I'd have long gone loco. I pray everyday for job seekers to find something that will go e them enough.