Mmabatho _M
@NoMmabatho
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Stay classy. Believe. Love life❤️.Beautiful things are all around us.100% Pedi Queen 👸 🥹
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So you guys are really single? Like single, single, single!!? Like nobody wants you single?🤨
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I am looking for a man who likes staying indoors...indoor'da😌😏
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i think men don't put much effort chasing a women these days, its a take it or leave it kind of a situation 😒
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Social Media will make you believe that some people are way above your league until you meet them in person...🤧
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Who else is still using sunlight green bar soap for bathing 🛀
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Getting rejected by someone who's single hurts maan. It means they'd rather stay single than date you🤧🤭
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This slaps harder when there's 7 of you eating, and 4 didn't contribute 😏🤧
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COVID-19 killed about 071-123-6204 people between the ages of 35 to 42..Around Gauteng, Eish 🤧🤧
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They have friends they appreciate and put on their WhatsApp status,then there is you they call when they have problems...🤧🤞
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Losing a car or a job will make you realize you don’t have a lot of friends. You just know a lot of people🤞🏿
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We can have sex🍆🍑, hang out, go on dates, move in together, introduce me to you family, have kids but only as friends. Not trying to get into anything serious shame🖐️🤧😏
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My 2 year old son made me this breakfast 🍳😍....wow I am so blessed 🤞😌
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It's crazy how men who respect women are mostly single 🤞🤧😒
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Blow job 🍆is not something you ask for, if she likes you, you will just see her move like a snake to give it to you 😋😋
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Mara sometimes you just need a quickie🍆🍑 to make you think straight 😌😪
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Nik naks :R1
R1 × 365 days = R365 000
You could have built a house ✋🤧🤞😌
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Why do men only have money the 1st 2 weeks you meet them ?🤨
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Guys raise up your hands if you don't mind being shela'd by a woman 🧐🤔
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Yoh having a 'friends with benefits' with a single guy o tla jewa🍆🍑 every day 😪🤞😩
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Sleep over se mbhorela gore ge oka gohlola nyana boshego..wa Nyobiwa 🍆🍑,...😪🤧✋
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I'm the type of a girl who talks during sex🍑🍆, I be like "so why osa batle spane?"🤔
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I'm hosting a naked party,you get horny you leave....🚶♂️😒
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Tell a guy that you're on contraceptive.. Yhoo o tla go rotela okare o lebotana la tarven... 😏🙈🤚
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Do women ever worry about their performance in bed🙄 or only blame men 🤔?
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Its only in South africa where the word "Empty" means bottle
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"Are you alone?!?!? You won't last 30 seconds playing this game"😭😏🤧
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1 round = R70🍑🍆
7 people per day: 7×R70 = R490
Monthly salary:30×R490 = R14 700
Annually: 12× R14 700 = R176 400
Let's not be lazy, please 🤧😏
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Sharing relationship vacancies will not kill you, tell single people about other single people 😒🤧
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Be very careful about who you decide to date nowadays.People are looking for help not love. 🤞😪
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People who stay alone how much do you spend on groceries per month 🤔
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Social Media will make you believe that some people are way above your league until you meet them in person🤧
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After sex 🍆🍑that's when the real relationship starts or not 🤞🤧
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People tweet and when we comment, they only reply to those they sleep with 🙄🙄
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Le nyoba🍆🍑 banyana bako kgole 🤞🥹 mara when you die ⚰️ go apeya rona😔😭
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The longer you stay single, the more you loose interest in dating..🤞
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The day I find it🍆.. I will be removed by the police.., struu 🤞😅
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"Are we done?"🙄..how a woman asks for a second round 🍆🍑..🤧😄
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Imagine taking off all of your clothes,for 1 round 🍑🍆...😫🙄
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There is no annoying noise than hearing other people banging🍑🍆 in the other room...eish😩
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Men, if you had to sell your services 🍆,how much would you charge 🤔
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Guys when you approach a lady, what is the first thing you look at 🤔
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Why did you give up on your crush? Yey don't skip I wanna hear that story😂🤣
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Doritos. : R 19.99
Chocolate. : R 16.99
Flowers. : R 80
Street wise. : R100
Ultramel. : R 29.99
Necklace Mr Price: R50
TOTAL : R78
Flop keng moo majita 🥺❤️
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The last time I touched 🍆 was last year, le gona ka mistake ko queue ya shoprite 😞🤧
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Bathong sleeping over doesn't mean you are the husband,stop greeting neighbors🗣️🤧😒
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I can't wait to get married and have sex 🍑🍆 11 times a day 🙌🥰
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Guys how do you differentiate between a slay queen and a woman who takes good of herself 🤔🤔
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That awkward moment when he jumps out of the shower🚿 and his 🍆 slaps his chest ..😪😭
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I'm looking for a man who can assist with the garden. He must be 40 years and older ,clean,healthy, strong, and circumcised.😏🤧
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Home alone, walking around naked, it's therapeutic shem 😌 ☺
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What advice can you give to someone on their first pay/salary 🤔
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2 Rounds 🍆🍑Is Enough, eseng 4 Rounds okare oja Chiefs..😌😏
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Nothing worse than a boyfriend who doesn't like arguing 😂😂😑 like hello 👋 I'm starting a fight please participate 🙄😒
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"Sex Ke 2 Rounds," O Ska Dumelela Hore Motho antshe Stress sa Betway Ko Wena🤞😪🤧
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To us who pretend to be sleeping😏 but still assist him to remove the panties 😌
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When you've been single for too long and a guy touches you 😪😏😁👇
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Problem is that people don't want to start small, they want to start fancy 🤞🤧😒
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Date her for months without sex. Learn what makes her happy. Play games together. Take long walks together. Forget about sex. Enjoy each other's company.Forget about sex, make her laugh. Don't even think about sex. 🤧🤞
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I don't understand why people get offended by "hi" in their Dms, how are we supposed to start a conversation.. O kae mmago? 🤔
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Drop a picture of you wearing a mask 😏, i wanna see something 😍
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"Go ja nna fela dah" ✋ says a guy who thinks 🍑 e bulwa ka pattern..🤧😪
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Dear Future husband
I Suck at Cuddling, 3minutes into Cuddling i will be saying
“”PUT IT IN””😎😉
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Which fruit is the Most embarrassing fruit to eat in the public??😏
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Men have a funny way of asking if you have a boyfriend they be like " You want your boyfriend to kill me? "🤨
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Rich men use condoms🙌🙌 okase kwe bare Motsepe o imisitse Maria....Mara bo Thabang 😭😭😭 motho aka gola R7000 a reka polo vivo o rotela the whole community
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A healthy dick 🍆 can easily stand up after you take off your pants 👖... Eseng bo " please bite my balls 🍒etla Ema"🤧
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Ao bathong kanti guys also scream during sex🍑🍆,aii the world is coming to an end 😫
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There's always that amazing guy who doesn't have a girlfriend.. and you can't understand why?😒
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Men want respect, Wena if you think you are too hot🔥 to do that, you will remain with your temperature 🤧
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Another thing that kill relationships is always waiting for a man to initiate sex,dates, etc 😒 🙄
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Why people be in a relationship for years but divorce a few months later after marriage? 🤔
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When a man marks his territory what does he leave at her house 🏠 😏
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Mara After sex who's supposed to sleep on the wet side 🤔🙄
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Dating doesn't mean we must talk everyday
Don't you have friends🤔😐😒
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Ke go re you give someone a shoulder to cry on😩..jiki jiki wa go finger'a🍑😭😪
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