⚠️⚠️ IF YOU ARE BUYING A CAMERA AND ARE STARTING OUT WITH MAKING CONTENT, PLEASE STOP BUYING WEBCAMS PERIOD ⚠️⚠️
i’m begging of you, please give this a read 🧵
me: i just can’t help but feel like i’m drowning. every time i pay off an expense, another one piles on top of that greater than the last. its a vicious cycle.
therapist: ...is this about Animal Crossing?
me: .....
therapist: just pay the raccoon.
me: he’s actually a tanooki
james cameron’s avatar 2: electric boogaloo was shot on 2 sony f950 stereotypic cameras and are far superior than any webcam you can buy. this should be your starting point.
had a dream where i tweeted “computer chips and chocolate chips are two chips that don’t go well with salsa” and it immediately went viral.
i was heralded as a pioneer and received a creativity award from the president, who was obama.
wonder what my therapist will think.
almost no webcam on the market is capable of capturing galactic bodies light years away on the same level as the hubble telescope. its honestly laughable to think a 3x webcam could capture the horse head galaxy in the same detail as the hubble
normalize watching a streamer play your favorite game and not being passive aggressively judgmental if they struggle on a part you’ve beaten a million times.
imax cameras give a much wider, more grand pov than a webcam can ever dream of. if you really want to stand out in the competitive twitch market, at minimum you should at least be looking into imax cameras
twitch: you know what would be a fun prank?
me: please don’t-
twitch: let’s make it REALLY HARD for smaller streamers to benefit from subtember ;P
me: i’m not su-
twitch: also i deleted twitch sings
i lost so many followers on instagram posting this but hi guys. this is my gf.
she’s super great and pretty and i hope you don’t hate me for dating her!
@RealSmeth
@CensoredMen
this content annoys me, but there’s nothing wrong with how aj is conducting himself here lol. he’s giving polite notes. it’s really standard and the whole process lasts a minute and a half. not really that wild
so first the witches, amish, and satanists came out to join the protests and now we got the loch ness monster on deck? our deep sea queen said defund the police💦
the best part about streaming is not the money. it’s not the community. it’s not the sense of achievement.
no, the best part of streaming is the weekly bag of spaghetti that
@twitch
mails to all of its streamers.
@MauraLeeLang
voting places in college towns and high centers of young populations typically have 5 hour plus waits due to voter suppression.
but keep saying how its just laziness, karen.
since Duel of the Fates is trending can we talk about how the all-time greatest Star Wars moment is when Darth Maul does a flip, points to debris, and force throws it
for
no
fucking
reason
at
all
This is Not an Animal Crossing Nintendo Switch Giveaway!
I want to let everyone know I bought both a copy of New Horizons as well as the Switch Console
To not enter:
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YOU WILL WIN NOTHING BUT YOULL TELL PPL ABOUT MY NEW SWITCH
if you’re in a raid and the streamer you’re raiding is not your cup of tea/too weird for you, instead of saying “what the fuck is this” or immediately criticizing, you can just say nothing.
it’s just that easy.
a new viewer came into my stream and said “nice hair (no homo)” and i’m really glad he clarified the no homo because i was fully prepared to suck his dick.