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Baddie may not see, but will be seen.
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Bumblebee hustling for fuel money.
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This is my hill.
Any argument that seeks to place a higher responsibility on the citizens to be well behaved than on the system to enforce acceptable behavior, is dead on arrival.
I have said it and I’ll keep saying it.
Developed countries aren’t working necessarily because the people who live there are good or well behaved automatically.
It is because of consequences. Rules broken have commensurate sanctions and this checks people.
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Lmao s/o to my visually impaired baddies. Who needs 20:20 vision when you’re a 10/10
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I love the range of the word "interesting". It can mean anything from "amazing" to "absolutely stupid".
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Can’t get over people saying “morning” instead of “good morning”.
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@PRINCE_VIIII
@TheDelgadoWay
Still valid 👇
Big Shaq needs to come wear his jacket in Abuja and say man's not hot with a straight face
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Big Shaq needs to come wear his jacket in Abuja and say man's not hot with a straight face
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Familiarise yourself with the provisions of the Child’s Right Act and act accordingly.
Except, of course, you’re advocating for selective/ discretionary enforcement of the law.
This is an act of indecency and exposing the young child to moral dangers. The PPRO of Edo command will take it up and counsel the parents rather than prosecute them. Many of us don't know the implications of what we do. We will educate them, and many alike. This kind of a thing
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Copy Amsterdam model without Amsterdam infrastructure?
I see an opportunity for bicycles till the price adjusts. Since there are less cars, we can copy Amsterdam model for short distance trips.
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If you arent managing any medical condition you're luckier than most. Be thankful.
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I remember first learning about insider trading and thinking “this is obviously not a crime in Nigeria” 😂
Those two billionaires in Nigeria keep committing insider trading
Committing fraud like the thieves they are
Lol
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Lool Manny Delgado's store
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In Nigeria
Osaze Odemwingie is currently the highest goalscorer in the Indonesian Liga 1. Where exactly won't you find Nigerians doing great things?
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"
@Andrianaax3
: If Drake isn't writing his own raps, then who was staring at the titties tho?
http://t.co/hLqwBHzZAB"
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That's why there is a concerted effort by those in power to ensure that Nigerians receive substandard education and remain misinformed.
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"
@_BenjiBanks
: And here you can see Drake writing the verse that will end Meeks whole existence
http://t.co/hiraneB4Uu"
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When people say “cheating is not a big deal”, the “as a man” is silent.
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What's worse than lies? Half truths. That's the weapon of a manipulative person.
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Whew
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Being a reader is understanding the context of laughter; smirk, cackle, snicker, giggle, chortle, boisterous, guffaw etc.
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Lool thé entire “Chess in Slums” idea is hinged on playing in less than ideal conditions.
He doesn’t “need” silence.
I love Nigerians most of the time, but DO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS REALISE CHESS IS A MENTAL GAME AND
@Tunde_OD
NEEDS SILENCE TO THINK CLEARLY TO WIN?
SHUT👏🏾 THE 👏🏾 FUCK👏🏾 UP👏🏾
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Sapaman v Superman
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't find these stories of animals "swallowing "huge amounts of money amusing. It is highly insulting that public officials spin such ridiculous shameful stories 🤦
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Robert Downey, Jr as Ironman, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and Micheal Fassbender as Magneto are the best Marvel actors ever.
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I miss when yaji was actual pepper. Now it’s just MSG and food coloring.
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She takes the “eat” in “feature” seriously.
Always.
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Zénith refused to reverse a dispense error for over a week, even after sending emails. Copied CBN on a follow up email today and the reversal was effected.
Daily reminder that Nigerians respond to embarrassment 👍🏼
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Literally just had this discussion. The entire Fuji genre was funded by illicit funds.
Yoruba people have a long history of promoting and praising thieves.
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Influence of patriarchal religions actually, not “trauma response”.
This generation of women think they’re better/smarter than their predecessors. The generation before our mothers changed husbands like they were changing underwear. Our mothers wanted to stay as a unit (I’d say it’s trauma response). This generation considers them stupid.
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Lool same thing my colleague said. Men feel so entitled to the forgiveness of their wives. Disgusting.
My male friend in Nigeria who cheated on his wife complained recently to me how hurt and taken aback he was that his wife asked for a seperation, instead of forgiving him and moving past it like the wives of his other friends.
Some men cheat expecting forgiveness, stay woke.
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@kppe_
@raychellered
This is why it baffles me when men get married and act like they don't understand how stressful home management is 🤷
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@oldbach_1
"A person who loses a spouse is called a widow /widower. A child who loses both parents is called an orphan. But a parent who loses a child? There's no word for that..."
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11/12.
What a month!
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Literally hurts me when she gets compared to these new cats.
Nicki might need to rap until she’s 60. Haven’t found a suitable replacement yet.
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Refused to live in her husband's shadow
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Boxer vs. Napoleon
Hot Take: The domestication of animals created classism within the animal kingdom.
Discuss.
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An ibo man in my office who fought in the Biafran Boys Company in Owerri in 1969 says the very idea of Biafra upsets him
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If you’re scrolling past this, post a mirror selfie
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I was just thinking the same thing this morning! It's an album for decades
Beerbongs and Bentleys has to be one of the best Albums i have listened to in a long time
Post Malone's talent is amazing.
He paints beautiful pictures with his music..
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The suspect identified as Ibrahim Egungbohun Dende belong to a four-man gang of suspected smugglers that have been terrorizing the Southwest and its environs.
In these
@fijnigeria
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The officer he would have harmed had he not been restrained is an Assistant Superintendent of Customs.
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My business is live guys!!! Please RT and order from
@Paws_n_Furs
🐾
Finally you have a store that makes you and your pets look great! We've got lovely items for pets and pet lovers 🐱🐶. Kindly RT for our customers' owners to see 🐾
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Lol what in the Black Mirror is this?
11m people are unable to fly and 4m people unable to use trains in China due to low social scores.
Learn what a social score is and how the Chinese government is using them to 'purify society'.
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Fix You ♾️
Best Coldplay song of all time but you aren’t allowed to say Clocks or Speed of Sound ‼️😅
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OsimAir?
This should be the official logo for Victor Osimhen
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One day he will tell us where he's always walking to onirinkurin 😂
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So I've been thinking about the relationship between "curious cat", Jack's mask in Lord of the Rings and how anonymity emboldens us.
Humanity is a front, anonymity reveals our true nature.
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What's silly is the idea that every relationship with the opposite sex must be intimate.
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