Just made a coffee so strong I can see WiFi.

@Trash__Stars I don’t mind the odd wild one. But they’re very capable of finding their own food.

@Morris_Oxford Prison is too good for ‘em. Pack them off to Ukraine.

@matthewwalker28 Separate offence of animal imprisonment. 9 points.

@sixsixtynine Fully on board with that.

@pidricpotter

Cadbury’s Alzheimers ad. Oof.

@rentaquill I think so yes.

@DobbsandPolicy A one-off. Created for Pride to encourage vital new recruits. Paid for by an external body, not the tax payer. Next question.

@matthewwalker28 “Ladies and gentlemen, the good news is that we will not need to wait for a landing slot and end up circling over the Home Counties which increases journey time, costs and our carbon footprint. The bad news is…”

@matthewwalker28 I don’t know them. But if the bath were simply vertical then it would be better. At least I’d be submerged and warm.

@mrkhndy If I put in 12 inches, I get in and it overflows. I’m quite chunky.

I have no plans for today. Exciting.

@ekmkemp Hahaha. I’m not still holding a grudge, it’s just going against the campaign format. It’s always been Yorkshire celebs.

@sixsixtynine She’s from the wrong side of t’big hill.

@sixsixtynine That’s what I’m expecting. And why I haven’t wasted a drinking opportunity on it yet.