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The jealous girlfriend/unfaithful guy meme has an entire story on shutterstock (thread)
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@Shutterstock
Didn't expect this thread to get this popular. So here's some credits. This is the "cinematographer" and the actors by their stage names.
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I HAD TO SEARCH ON THE GUY'S PORTFOLIO AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND! THIS SHIT KEEPS GETTING DARK! WHERE?IS?THE?GIRLFRIEND? WHERE?
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PLOT TWIST: She DONT NEED a hero. She became one herself. And then I guess he tried to follow her when she escaped and she ran over him.
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So, they met at university, and hit it off right away
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This is what leads to the unfaithfulness AND THE MEME
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(You can tell who's taking the situation better.)
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Shortly after, they move in together, and she realizes she's pregnant.
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*"I know I'm not the only one," plays softly in the background.*
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I mean REALLY sick. They wait to hear back from the doctor, and....
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He gets sent the final bill from the divorce lawyer and realizes he's gonna have to pay for most of it. This is when he goes ballistic
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@Shutterstock
Okay, since this blew up and since you all like my creativity so much, I was hoping one of you would know how to do this. I've written+
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@TheKingsGlory
@Cobratate
“Smile for the camera. Give me a kiss on the lips” given his history this makes him look worse WYM😭
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Me in highschool finding loop holes in our dress code
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@Shutterstock
Two novels (probably gonna write a third one eventually) and several short stories I want to get published one day. How do I send+
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@luckyskank
Jews literally got murdered for centuries because people started rumors that they would kill Christian children and use their blood in rituals. They get hate crimed in america more than any other religion (according to reports). Jews of Color have even more to deal with
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@Shutterstock
Yes, I've used wattpad in the past. Only two of my stories really became somewhat popular. The rest flopped. Need advice. Thank you
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@Shutterstock
My book to a publishing company? Keep in mind I'm not a professional writer. I'm just someone who's almost 18 and going into a conservatory+
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@Ted04536250
@M1dnightEmbers
@herosnvrdie69
She’s also regretting her decision to not go to planned parenthood at the second month of pregnancy
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@nopedopepro
That was with her friend at the university. Her friend had a crush on her, but they were never together.
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@Shutterstock
Soon. Every way I've seen was just for online stuff. But I actually want my novels to be seen on shelves, not the web for no one to find
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@Ted04536250
@M1dnightEmbers
@herosnvrdie69
Your mom wanted me to tell the joke. She would have wanted this
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@StrongHimchanie
Him looking at their laptop after smashing their other computer to see all the stuff they bought and didn't use to pay the lawyer.
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@1ux1isbon
I love the movie but I hate that people ignore that it went VERY off book. I feel terrible for Daisy’s real life parents who had to watch their counterparts be CHOMOS
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@TheDimitriT
@zukosmadre
There are literally people who will stick it in dead bodies and monsters (ex: your father). Being sexualized by men isn’t a compliment because every woman experiences it
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@probablyhamza
@somewinterkid
I would not say that this is the worst, but it shouldn’t have to be the worst for it to be inhumane. It’s terrible and not necessary in any way or shape
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@Nichiirawberry
@ABuharisama
HAHAHAHA (I created this thread on my page a year ago and wasn't credited. So I'm reading the replies before I get blocked$
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@thedavidvergel
@ABuharisama
@NevetsTheNoob
Thank you! (I wrote this almost a year ago and she stole it. I'm reading the comments before I get blocked)
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@ysl_svmuxl
@theblackercaleb
My dead ancestors that fought in a Jewish militia against Nazis watching me get shot on the first day and greeting me in heaven to share their disappoint in me
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@AHSNewsFrance
I thought that cult went a little overboard at times with the “comedic” take on modern society and it felt like Ryan Murphy was sad that scream queens got canceled
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@Daniel23hardy
Yep. In AHS that's why Ben Harmon claimed he did it. Apparently it's common for spouses to cheat after a miscarriage/death of a child.
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@theadammcintyre
She also went radio silent about Coleen and blocks you if you ask her about it
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@pattbb8
She was so beautiful inside and out. She deserved the apology from the academy sooner.
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@CommieBukkakie
@inholyflux_
Yeah like I admit the vid is cringe but I don’t think we should tell them to stop celebrating the downfall and call out of someone who made their life hell for five years give or take. It’s been less than a year. Let Adam and the other victims have a moment of memes
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@DemonSir696
@bredbybeelzee
@herosnvrdie69
Hey man, worry about your animation looking like a middle school last minute project in PowerPoint and not what a body felt like.
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@faisaldee_
You’re a weeb who does online trading. There is nothing anyone could say to you to insult you more than the universe already has
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@_creasy_bear_
@Figensport
The entire comments are straight right wing people talking about how much the kid loves tits and you still find a way to make it about the LGBTQ….ya’ll have made it extremely clear you don’t actually give a flying fart about kids
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@CharlieGeorgeN
@mikbeeadoptee
@iluvoutsellingu
@shinaamari
@drewzmind
Their tweet was a lot nicer than my inner thoughts about that outfit and haircut. ❤️
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@sammid00d
@iratecvls
No FR that’s how people in the Highland Games in Scotland look. That’s not a bodybuilder that’s someone who’s working out for actual health reasons. That’s not pose and flex that’s throw a log across a field and fight a bear
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It takes y’all one person you don’t like to show how you feel about other languages, queer people, disabled people, BIPOC, Antisemitism etc. just call people stupid or ugly and move on. 😭
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@BlackBladePHNX
@Thewokeexposed
Being a bigot isn’t very metal. Good job exposing yourself as a poser tho
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@fishontherun2
Home girl has a whole page dedicated to hating trans people and homeless people and not whoever tf gave her that Calliou hairline
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@vexedtechie
@OneOfTheMikes
@stacistork
I hope they gave me credits because I don't even own a Reddit
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@shiototodoroki
@breezym22
“So you didn’t like the pic” I’m not responding so you can still have pride rather than calling you ugly don’t ruin it for yourself
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@0708America
He was going guilty for most things he was accused of. Maybe read the article next time 😆
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@LaughAtYouAssEy
@skalamander
@isabellarileyus
You’re more upset over someone using first grade grammar than someone marrying a kid
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That opening for "Once on this Island," gave me goosebumps. Side note, I'm convinced Lea Salonga is a goddess after seeing her in that white dress.
#TonyAwards
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@Twink_MILF
What else starts with r
@itsadeathwish__
An important part of the victims testimony is that in the text messages tally consented but in real life she was uncomfortable and froze. She ran to the bathroom because she was catfished. This is evidence of cat fishing.
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@KaitMarieox
"You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you."
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@BretzkyBets
@BabsVan
@nypost
Because when I think “I’d hit that” this is what comes to mind…..(sarcasm)
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@Liunhinged
@Mumford_sSon
@nate_thachef
No cause imagine standing cause you’re about to get off the bus and someone uploads a photo of you for the whole internet to see and now 10k+ people are making fun of your ass 😭. Now every time I don’t feel safe being close to random men imma be paranoid even more
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@ABuharisama
Hey! Thank you so much for copying my thread word for word! Love your originality
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@mattyass2
@TheKingsGlory
@Cobratate
I’m European and if depends on whether or not the kid kisses you. You’re not supposed to ask for a mouth kiss. That’s where it becomes creepy.
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@arielschrag
Your book is transphobic, homophobic, and terrible. You bring shame to writers everywhere.
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@harryxhalle
Someone make the “you can excuse racism” meme with “you can excuse being creepy?”
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@harlan_quinzel
@syrasmine
@crotchner
@Xestentialist
FR. I literally survived living with pedophiles when I was a kid. OP is really comparing this makeup to catering to pedos. Makeup isn’t that deep. You know what is? Labeling everything as meant for pedos and ignoring actual issues
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