The Sommelier
@StillZos
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Tasting notes from the wide world of heavy fucking metal. May talk about beer too. And tea.
A pit. Or a pub.
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And here's the most beautiful thing you're going to read today.
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Someone's renamed the fracking site near Blackpool.
You absolute legend.
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So my wife thought it would be a good idea to get nightlights for the bathroom and downstairs toilet.
It's like pissing into Mount Doom.
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"Metalheads worship Satan and are full of hate"
Metalheads:
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Found a photo of the leading cough syrup from the early 1900s. Now we know why our grandparents could walk to school barefoot.
In the snow.
Uphill.
Both ways. 🤣
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Kid Rock chilling with legendary drag queen Wanda in 2003, drinking Bud Lite, when he was vaguely relevant and didn't need to shoot beer cans to prove he is a complete and utter twat.
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Sir Isaac Newton predicts Pink Floyd becoming woke. (circa 1762)
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Tweet a random pic from your phone with no explanation
Tweet a random pic from your phone with no explanation
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Serious question. Why is it that my atheist and Satanist friends extol more Christ-like behaviour and have better morals than most Christians on Twitter?
Most. Not all.
Am I wrong?
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Fuck me dead, his parents were definitely brother and sister...
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Look at this. No cell phones or television, just a family spending quality time together...
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The total cost of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations is estimated to come to more than £1.3 billion. SOURCE: Telegraph
Food banks running out of food due to high demand. SOURCE: Multiple
What the fuck is wrong with us?
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I find it interesting that no one is discussing all those billions of multiple vaccinated people around the world who HAVEN'T
#DiedSuddenly
Odd that, don't you think?
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Just finished a HUGE Twitter purge, so if you're reading this, well done you.
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The UK: "We've really fucked ourselves with Brexit haven't we? We're the laughing stock of the entire world".
The USA: "Hold my beer".
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This. 👇
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Not a cellphone in sight, just people living in the moment...
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Girl: I can't believe you didn't cry at Titanic. Don't you have ANY emotion?
Me:
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Does anyone know what time it starts? Have I got time for a cup of tea?
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I wonder how many of my friends on Twitter can completely identify with this?
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And here's the stupidest thing you're going to read today.
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On a scale of 1 - 10, exactly how conflicted are you right now?
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They're delicious.
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As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th season I would like to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
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When the local children's hospital redecorates, but they've really not thought it through...
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Any covid deniers/anti-vaxxers come at me tonight, I'll apologise now if I get permanently suspended.
I've got a young covid patient deteriorating.
She's going for an emergency C-section at midnight.
And no, she isn't vaccinated.
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Humans are a revolting species.
It’s also possible in China to get yin-yang fish: a fish whose body is deep fried while it’s head is protected. “Speed is the key — when you prepare the fish, you can’t hurt its internal organs, so when you serve it, it can stay alive for at least half an hour,”
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Is everyone getting swamped with these fake accounts liking their posts?
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Because what she looks like is none of your business and nobody cares how YOU perceive her. That's all on you.
Now, back under your rock, floppy.
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There's a difference between getting out of bed and diving thirteen thousand feet to look at rust.
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@jakeshieldsajj
No mate, what's unhealthy and unattractive is your attitude towards others.
Good talk.
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She actually punched his hat off.
In his list of reasons why you're going to hell "punching me" wasn't on them.
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I'd just like to say, I'm double Pfizer-vaccinated and I've never once shit myself in a supermarket.
Just so we're clear.
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When you have a pot full of soil, here are some techniques to make a hole to put seeds or a plant in.
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My left eye is twitching so hard it's gonna cause me to seizure.
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