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@marinebharat
Singapore has a population of 6 million, and Mumbai has a population of 21 million. Still Singapore transportation numbers NOW match mumbai 2026 one's as per you. How is this a brag about infra in Mumbai? 😂 Mumbai is miles behind. Singapore PPP is 100,000 USD. Mumbai 2000 USD!🤣
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@Waleedfcb55
@AmechiCFC
@Millar_Colin
@MirrorFootball
"We pull another lever and buy stamforde bridge kid"
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@marinebharat
You did train & bus comparisons in your tweet no!? 😂 Signs of a developed nation is people of all classes use public transport extensively. Next time do car ownership comparison then, till then don't mention Singapore. Also, I own 2 metro city flats & 2 cars back in India fyi.
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@marinebharat
No need, as I use MRT extensively. Also, I can easily afford cab rides. If you want to know how much it costs. Please visit Singapore. Also to study how world class public transport looks like, other than stating 2026 plans. The state of ghatkopar metro station is well known.
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Arre bc atleast attempt to try Thai food. Ghumne hi kyu gaya fiir udhar lavde ke baal. 😂😂😂 Udhar bhi jaake chaach piyega. Dudh pii dudh.
Grateful to Marwadis and Gujjus
Because of their extraordinary ability to enter alien places and set up their business, I'm able to find good Indian food in Bangkok
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@ravihanda
Slight modification, Graduate from any college in India (noone gives a shit outside about even IITB). MS in the US, grind hard for those 2 yrs to land a proper job. Work for 10-15 yrs & head back home, aur gyaan chodo poora life to Endian youngsters who ll still be struggling. 🤣
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@NizaarKinsella
just tell us the potential owners networth first. We need more oil money than Citeh and Newcastle.
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@willreyner
@SeanDOlfc
dont break the bubble in his head. LFC are the greatest in everything. Even their managers are world class in maintaining rivalries. 🤷🏻♂️
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@marinebharat
Just 3 mins back, this is you btw.... 4 dead already. Stop this pathetic comparison of body count. All are humans.
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@marinebharat
I am "rich" here too hence cab afford cab rides. Ofc you won't know what I meant, hence visit SG once. Owning a car here is hassle rather than money. Parking is exclusive & unnecessarily expensive. They did it for a reason you tweet all day about. More & more use of public infra.
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@angshuman_ch
He has actually earned it. Mc Indians ko harr chiiz fokkat me chahiye, time bhi. That's what he means it here.
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@Vega_yanited
@CFCPys
what does that have to do here? rio shagged birds when his wife was battling cancer.
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Partey. Always said arsenal were never the "classy" club that they pretend to be. This is beyond shameless at this point. Lol.
Premier League international football star arrested for two 'rapes' is quizzed for 'hours' under caution by police after a third woman came forward
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@GergelyOrosz
The general course of action post mass layoffs is getting these features out slowly through a pipeline. Musk made a spaghetti out of it. Hilarious. Condolences to the devs who must be working tirelessly to fix/keep things running.
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@Orbinho
You spent billions over the yrs with no European cups..... Is this what billion+ spent gets you!?
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Type karne ke liye haath diye he...matlab kuch bhi bhaunkega kya!?
Making money is like orgasms, the more you focus on it, the lesser the chances of you getting it.
Focus on enjoying the process instead.
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@TheBombayBombil
India needs major tax reforms or it's doomed. More people will opt to immigrate. That's exactly why I say MMS was the best PM India had. Kept inflation under control and achieved phenomenal growth. All bjp infra enthusiasts don't know it's all been done on debt, check IMF report.
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@who_vikas
@GabbbarSingh
you really think modiji decides when and what to buy!? 😂😂😂 govt he bhai. baniye ke dukaan me samaan nahi bharwaana.
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@barcacenler
Lol.... I am a Ronaldo hater but he was the best player in the world when he was at United. He had everything in his locker, everything. In fact he became a goal poaching forward only at Madrid. Sit this one out.
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@KieranMcEvoy8
@Fantapool
@ChristophCFC
@DilTee_
c**ts literally try to make everything about themselves. you lot were sniffing knickers for 30 yrs. Will be back to it once Klopps cycle ends.
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@JF5Era
When I look back at it. Would rather lose to madrid than embarrass ourselves against Liverpool in yet another final.
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@archiexzzz
It's 16 lakhs base. Lol. Somebody posted the actual breakup yesterday. An extra 0 got added over the weekend.
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@marinebharat
At this point, I really doubt this guy even has a valid passport. I am pretty sure he has never went abroad. Hence this heightened sense of fake nationalism. Tera SoBo kaa 1RK, Jo tereko inheritance me milega, usse kisi ki bhi nahi jalegi bhai. Tu reh udhar poora life. Kudos 👏🏻😂
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@willreyner
@Matt_Law_DT
how can you stop staff from leaving!? Tuchel can get in his own people. He is not a novice. Calma!
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@Vega_yanited
@CFCPys
cant believe you missed the point here. football has nothing to do with how a person is outside of it. grow the F up.
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about time we cash in on our success. 1 thing i hated under Roman was he never exploited the commercial aspect of the club more aggressively. We are catching up with Utd who are without a single trophy in 6 yrs. lol.
WhaleFin has signed a £20m-a-year sponsorship deal with
#Chelsea
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Endia!!! Endia!! Endiaaaaa!!!! Endiaaaa!! Koi woh bhen ke lode ko tag karo jo Indian infra infra karta rehta he against western countries. Don't wanna tag him coz if blocked i would miss out on his absolutely hilarious hot takes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Under the cover of the
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lipstick... this is the nonsense that goes on even in 2AC coaches.. Shame on the criminal negligence of Indian Railways and their ministers>
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@AnishA_Moonka
This could lead to burn out in 30s. Priority till you die should be health first, then whatever the heck you want in life (most cases it's money 2nd).
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@TheBombayBombil
Congress PR and social media team are run by a bunch of chutiya's who seem to be double agents employed by bjp. Bjp can go to that level as well. 😂
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@XavsFutbol
@barcacenler
this is exactly why you should stick to your substandard memes. Madrid fans never get tactics, they just fanboy players. Stick to it.
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@SophieRoseUTC
Sophie can you please chip in some of your OnlyFans money for the Kounde purchase in summer!??
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@Uttupaaji
@IndianTechGuide
Visa mil gaya toh tu bhi ghuus jaayega. Let's not kid ourselves. Isolated incidents being woven as some conspiracy against Indians.
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KandaN*gg@.
Kannadigas themselves dont know they are noblest among ppl of India.
You will almost never hear any Kannadiga as fraudster or scamster,
Whereas there are other language ppl who are involved in fraud 365 days
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@AbsoluteChelsea
@jamesrobsonES
at the end of the season, its gonna be either lakaka or tuchel i am afraid. Get lukaku out of this club, period. He is going to cost tuchel his job in the long run. 🥺
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@marinebharat
Agar udhar 1RK, 1BHK me rehte ho toh please don't brag. Raat ko family members hall me sona is not upscale. Lol.
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@OzilThings
@KiiGirxde
@siphillipssport
@cnnturk
not a good vibe when OzilThings rates a player. Anxious now. 😆
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@Ifcj__
Arsenal's midfield is pathetic in controlling games tbh. City won the league in midfield. Liverpool's midfield...don't get me started.😭😭🤣
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@marinebharat
Local se giirke almost har week utne hi marte he.... Life is very cheap in India too.
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@codemastercppYT
Now I know why they demand 3 yrs of relevant experience for NodeJS, Java, python, Django, GoLang, ML, NLP, AI, IOT for freshers.
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@paraschopra
@AnishA_Moonka
Yes they are, especially if you are working in India, where employees are treated like cattle in most of the places and are exploited for long hrs under the pretext of "career".
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@alkalien
He is world's most popular director of the last 2 decades.Ofcourse some of them follow him like a cult but generalized take on Indian audiences who have to bear with Bollywood crap is unfair. This tweet seems more like you fantasizing that way to peek in your insecurities!?
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Yeh mast account he yaar. 😭😂
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Modi ne khud ke Jeb se thodi Diya madarch0d. All these mfs have never played a competitive sport in their lives. They want that abusing a$$hole to still remain on that post. Scammer gujju Modi has brainwashed an entire generation to such retard level nonsense thinking.
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@Culturecams
ownership (temporarily) goes to a trust and assets to a trust fund. UK govt. cant seize those assets now.
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@ThfcBran
@glennsully699
@Harlzyy
literally ended sancho's career at Yanited. He aint recovering from this. lmao.
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bruddah's you lot are in for a surprise within first 10 games about Ten Hag. 💀💀💀 this current team is getting him sacked within a season. lmao.
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@mediocentr0
He played central midfield his whole life. Your ball knowledge is equivalent to your hair follicles.
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@marinebharat
My sincere advice to you will always be bro that please visit Europe once, just for the sake of doing it. Observe and then speak. I seriously recommend you to travel Europe with an open mind. Then assess unless you are getting paid for your tweets.
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This is the first time I saw this clip. & What tf was this guy actually thinking!? This was his Keegan moment ffs. He never recovered after Fergie buried him later in the title race. The same happened here. 😭 this guy must be seething day & night since then.
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@quinner12344
@kwadizii
got slapped up by random teams under the pretext of "heavy metal" football.
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Haa ye sab karlo.... Actual unemployment issues gaye gadhe kii g@
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me...
Prime Minister Narendra Modi interacts with top Indian Gamers
PM Modi also tried his hand at a few games.
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@JacobsBen
I don't care. Top 4 is a must regardless of who the manager is. Fans are right in calling out his name. Football has been pathetic, no grinded results either. Embarrassing xG every game. His time is limited at this rate.
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@blitzkreigm
@dmuthuk
He literally funded his campaign at the expense of Indian software sweatshop. Nothing to be proud of here tbvh. Whatever gains happen it happens to UK. So stop being WhatsApp uncle patriot.
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@atlas8s
@Reemzestilo
wait till they start having midweek games again next season and they struggle against midtable sides too. back to 8th then again as usual.
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Ye future kii sudha murty banegi Aisa mujhe lag raha he.
Anant Ambani's wife Radhika Merchant proudly flaunts her culture & Sanatan dharma. Jai Shree Ram. ❤️
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@Subhash_ati9
@DeadlineDayLive
@romeoagresti
thats his level right now. He dont have 1 leg to command handsome salary in these times. Lucky if he plays for france at WC this year. lol.
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@False9Leo
@barcacenler
well...what if mean if he goes out to macedonia!? nuclear war on twittaa
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@siphillipssport
@Matt_Law_DT
replacing werner, pulisic with am even worse finisher. lol. Marina needs to get outta the door.
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This family is dysfunctional and toxic af. Aishwarya wronged this move. Would have been the alpha in the family of vivek oberoi.
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But MarineBhikarchod wants them to stay back and pay 42% taxes with shit in return.
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