barcacenler
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Bit hairy that kid.
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Making sure everyone knows he wasn’t in the bus at that time. My goat moving like a politician.
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⚠️Iker Casillas has been arrested drunk in the Madrid capital after he downed seventeen Budweiser bottles sent by Leo Messi. (@sidlowe).
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❗️Atletico Madrid pulled out after hearing that the competition would award 0 points for a draw. (@ETDefence).
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Footballers have the responsibility for atleast 50 people close to them for life and they have a 15 year window at best barring any injuries, they have every right in the world to chase the bag.
With Ruben Neves moving to Saudi Arabia in his prime, we have to realize that not everyone works because they love the job and want to have recognition for their passion, some people work to earn as much money as possible, and that’s okay.
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❗️Only Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal are left in the ESL as they can’t afford a lawyer. (@BetterCallSaul).
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BREAKING: Messi’s contract details were leaked by Mateo Messi after the former refused to buy him an IPhone 12 Pro Max. (@piersmorgan).
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Thank you Messi because of you no stats ever look impressive to me.
37 goals & 21 assists. Zielu, Kvara & Victor. Campioni d’Italia. 🔵🏆
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Messi has every team from every sport on this planet asking him to join them and Ronaldo couldn't get 2 football teams to fight for him dkmm 😭😭.
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Arrive at the club .Be completely shit .Break up .Tell everyone you’re a bull or a shark .Score goals . Refuse to explain further
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Community notes on FT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Its over for Ronaldo FC mann.
Arsenal were 11 points clear with a game in hand when they signed Jorginho.
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🚨Florentino Perez is on the roof of Camp Nou right now and emergency services have been called. Total chaos. (@elchiringuitotv).
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I know the exact thoughts in his head while striking this pose and I’m loving it right now.
Four years ago today, Portugal won the first Nations League and an ice-cold photo followed 😏
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‼️ President Bartomeu immediately booked 7 tickets to Argentina only to realise Messi and his entourage is in Spain. Total chaos. (@RafaelH117).
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He actually cost Messi 2CLs this German pig omg and now he’s gonna go same with Yamal. Someone in Spain please do what the gods are refusing to do.
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Injury update for everyone but location + sexual preference for FDJ? Why?.
🚑 Injury update:. 🇪🇸 Dani Olmo: October.🇪🇸 Fermin: 2-3 weeks .🇪🇸 Gavi: October .🇳🇱 FDJ: Alaves/Young Boys .🇺🇾 Araujo: January .🇩🇰 Christensen: Before January .🇪🇸 Bernal: Out for the season.🇩🇪 Ter Stegen: Out until April/May.
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‼️ Messi will be on the same wages as Kevin De Bruyne at Manchester City. The only difference is that he'll be a part owner of the club (15%). (@DuncanCastles).
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I bet the entire football community was just waiting for something like this. They sleep around like crazy and probably all are a bit scared of something like this happening to them lmao. They’re letting it all out.
I'm sorry for everything you’ve been through, Benjamin Mendy. You lost two years of your career, but that's the least of this whole situation… What about the psychological damage? Surely your life will never be the same. The culture of destroying reputations has made yet
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🗣Messi: “I could be camping in the box asking for crosses but players like me like to do more, I’m not a basic bitch.” #FCB🔴🔵.
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❗️Laporta has recently contacted Bhad Bhabie to help with the funding of Håland’s transfer. [@OnlyFans].
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❗| Lionel Messi WILL pay Thiago’s school fee for this month. Confirmed. [@marcelobechler].
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Philippe Coutinho: "I'm gald to be back here at Barcelona, the training here is much more relaxed, rondos and inshallah."
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‼️ Ronald Koeman has identified 4 main areas he wants to improve for the next season. Goalkeeping, Defence, Midfield and Attack. (@RafaelH117).
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In the last 6 years, FC Barcelona has had more presidents arrested (2) than UCLs won (1). Savage. @OptaJoe.
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Arthur: "I can join Juventus when I am 34, now is the time to focus only on Barcelona." [cat radio]
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Lewandowski was spot on about the 4 midfielders thing Btw. Respect for speaking up!.
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‼️ Griezmann is currently at Messi's house to help with the the lighting and recording of the message. (@griezmannility_).
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❗️Mino Raiola and Laporta have started french kissing, a deal is close to being struck between the two. (@naughtyamerica).
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‼️ Lionel Messi pretended to be serious about leaving so that it doesn't hurt Suarez's feelings. Now that Suarez is off to Juventus, Messi has decided to stay. (@brfootball)
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😭😭😭😭😭😭.IM SORRYY.
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🚨‼️Aguero has submitted a transfer request. Something has changed and he doesn't want to be at the club anymore. (@fabrizioRamano).
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Not even Messi or Ronaldo have ever played a match on this level lmao. I wws stunned.
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❗️Riqui Puig once caught Koeman sniffing Busquets’ match worn shorts. People at the club think this is the reason the young midfielder doesn’t play often. [RAC1].
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‼️ If Juventus aren't able to field a team vs FC Barcelona on 25th October. The Spanish club would be given a 5-0 victory by default, and all goals credited to the top scorer (Leo Messi). (@DiMarzio).
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‼️ Ousmane Dembélé reportedly submitted a request for the #10 jersey when the Messi news broke out. He's headed to the club offices right now to retract that request. (@moillorens).
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‼️Lyon wanted €25m for Depay, now that FC Barcelona have proposed Umtiti to be a part of the deal, they want €55m. Talks underway. (@DiMarzio).
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Please give this project to Metro Boomin.
🚨💣| Barcelona will have a NEW ANTHEM, including the same lyrics but a change of music. [@culemanias] #fcblive 🎶
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Arthur: "I'm still a virgin, will only have sex after marriage." . [La sexta via SPORT]
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Messi: “I was just waiting for Brexit to be finalised. I think I can move to Manchester now. Up the Tories.”.
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No way Kabak is the best fit CB in a match between Madrid and Liverpool 😂😂.
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All while Griezmann is having tactical sex to align birthdays.
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‼️ Manchester United would be interested in signing Messi, but they're scared about hampering the development of Dan James and Jesse Lingard. This could complicate any possible deal. (@MikeLUHG_hth).
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After the game against Celta at Balaídos Setién asked Messi to press more, to which Messi replied "I'll press your mum tonight." [ser]
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We had this week in week out for 15 years lol no wonder I can’t fuck with football anymore. Even greatness seems like a downgrade when you’ve experienced this for as long as you’ve followed the sport. It’ll never be the same.
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‼️Messi has given an offer to Griezmann and Coutinho to have a chance at driving him to training everyday. The first one to respond gets it. (@Uber_Support).
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Quique Setién on his relationship with Suarez: "Things broke down between us when Suarez suggested to use one of my cows for the team's steak dinner." [El pais]
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Kevin De Bruyne (Man City): "I was expecting Messi to win this to be honest, he had a great season." . #UCLdraws
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Most boring and forgettable CL season ever. Cant recall one match!.
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Messi: “If I get a chance, yes, I will piss on Barto’s grave.”
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❗️The mediator between UEFA and ESL is none other than respected ex-president Josep Maria Bartomeu. (@MKBHD).
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❗️President Laporta was asked about hurting the sentiments of City fans, he said he’ll deal with all eleven of them individually. (@cityreport_).
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Ansu Fati: "I owe this all to Mr.Valverde, I owe all my success to him. He taught me everything."
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‼️ Leo Messi would leave his family behind in Barcelona and live alone in Manchester. He wants to focus solely on his career. (@TyCSports).
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Squat, throw your hand in any direction. Fall down and question the last defender. Make 200k a week and chill in the city of Barcelona. What a life you have Mr Stegen.
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I guess you didn’t practice them well enough you yellow pieces of shits.
Time to practice our corners 🙋♂️.
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‼️ Bartomeu has promised to sign Suarez back if Messi scores from a corner. (@moillorens).
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Koeman would be given a 7 year contract extension if FC Barcelona beat PSG tonight. (@moillorens).
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Koeman: "I'm planning the season with Coutinho in mind. He's a world class player.".
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The only thing Ice cold were my lips nails and feet. It was a horrendous pen bruh.
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He mailed it to El Mundo with the caption: ‘’This mf making too much and spending too less.’’ (@piersmorgan).
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Club sponsor Audi, Messi in a Merc . The protest is STILL on.
Leo Messi returns to Barca training for the first time since asking to leave the club 📸
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❗️The Barcelona Hospital are NOT waiting for Aubameyang — they are booked for Ansu Fati’s surgery. (@gerardromero).
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Couldn’t breathe properly the entire day.
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Francisco Trincão: "Messi or Ronaldo? I'm very proud to be able to play with both Ronaldo and Messi. The one with the more Ballon d'or and Golden boots is better." [rtp3 via sport].
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Koeman: "Busquets can now do 7 push-ups without taking a break. Even at this age he's getting better and better everyday. Amazing athlete.".
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Look at Suarez now lmao, hair always gelled up, clean shaved and lean. Fucker probably didn’t even brush his teeth at barca.
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One of Pirlo’s first requests as the Juventus manager is to sign Rakitic from FC Barcelona. [as].
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‼️Messi has broken the smith machine in the Gym and has left all the taps open in the showers. It looks like he's not happy about something. (@TheEuropeanLad).
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‼️If Bartomeu is removed from his position today, Victor Font (@victor_font) will take over. He will allow Messi to leave to Manchester City for €120m before the window shuts down. (@DiMarzio).
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FIFA 'The Best' trophy will be given to Messi again this year. [marca via besoccer]
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It’s like Hitler idolising Gandhi wtf.
@btsportfootball @andresiniesta8 as player and as a person. Such a legend! 🙌🏼.
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Dest knows he will start even if he has one leg, that's why he's choosen Barca. Talks underway. [cat radio]
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❗️JUST IN: FC Barcelona are looking for a possibility to include Aguero in any exchange for Laporte. The president believes the striker would fit in well at Manchester City. (@SamLee).
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Koeman: "It had to be either one of Puig or Pedri, I picked the one without a TikTok account.".
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Koeman: "Alba? We'll see what to do with that rat faced bastard."
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‼️Arthur has been discarded by Juventus coach Pirlo. He seeks a move back to La liga. Only Eibar has shown interest in him. (@DiMarzio).
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‼️ Messi has contacted Gorge R.R. Martin, J.K. Rowling and Stephen King to write his instagram farewell for Luis Suarez. It might take some time. (@HagridFCB via @GoalNews).
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How has he gone from hints of Autismo to chad alpha.
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❗️FC Barcelona were about to sell Marc Andre Ter Stegen but now due to the hiring of Hansi Flick, the goalkeeper will stay. Not due to his ability to stop shots, but to save money on a translator. (@duolingo)
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