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Tories thought they could use Article 50 to scam a new treaty, but they got us expelled. They'll sack Theresa May and abandon Brexit.
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The Tories are currently estimated to lose 130 seats at the next election.
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The trouble is everyone is scared of everyone. I could solve Brexit in five minutes. You go on TV. Prime time.
"We've looked at Brexit for four years now, and there is no way to do it without destroying the country. And we're not willing to do that."
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Hands up who thinks the BBC's Question Time has long had its day
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Johnson is now in the same position as Theresa May. He can't accept Europe's terms, can't get new terms, and can't leave with nothing.
He's losing the same game she already lost. And now he's going to resign.
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Two things, I predict. Johnson is going to resign, and we're going to have a general election this autumn
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I think the English have a great deal of difficulty coming to terms with the world around them.
They still don't understand that in voting for Brexit they've destroyed their own country.
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You don't understand that England is experiencing a total system failure.
The country is being destroyed by the most expensively educated people you've got.
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This country's situation cannot improve as long as Boris Johnson is Prime Minister.
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No one's wearing masks any more in Tesco except just me and another woman who gave me a kind of look as if to say "We are alone among savages."
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I am the very terror of a top attorney general
With beetle brows and booming vowels both baritone and tenoral,
I hold command of any court from magistrate's to coroners,
But practise mostly in the art of bellowing at foreigners
I’m told Geoffrey Cox’s appearance in Brussels was ‘the last straw.’
‘We couldn’t believe this buffoon out of Gilbert and Sullivan, even more comic,’ says a senior commission official
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Oh my God. imagine Scotland breaks away and rejoins Europe first, and then they can veto England's application
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The Tories are going to sack Botty Johnson and abandon Brexit.
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I started reading Michel Barnier's Brexit diaries. It confirms a lot of what I thought at the time and what the English media never tell you - just how abysmally ill-informed, half-arsed and incompetent the Tories have been throughout
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The eternal stupidity of English newsmen.
Hartlepool has got nothing to do with Tories or Labour, it's entirely about Brexit.
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Johnson is going to resign, and the Tories are going to abandon brexit.
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Johnson resigns. Tories tear themselves apart. General election, this year or next?
I've got a feeling it's going to be this autumn.
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I think Truss is going to go the same way as Theresa May. She's going to call an election to try and give herself a personal mandate, and lose the majority she had.
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The United Kingdom won't survive Brexit
The Conservative Party won't survive no Brexit
The conservative Party won't survive the end of the United Kingdom.
Therefore, the Conservative Party must die
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I'm not Scottish so I'm not driven by Scottish patriotism. I support Scottish independence in England because I think the United Kingdom is so dysfunctional, and England so incapable of governing it, that it has no viable future.
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The United Kingdom is dying of embarrassment. An unelected prime minister in London telling a massively elected first minister in Scotland what a mandate is
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you know Boris Johnson will no longer be prime minister by the end of the year
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Nor did the journalists.
Macron ‘those who persuaded the British to vote Brexit never explained to them what the costs would be’
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I don't think English news has twigged it yet, how far Scotland has already split away from England.
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The White House confirming its commitment to the Good Friday Agreement.
Leaves Boris Johnson with a choice of put a border in the Irish Sea or resign.
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Yes Britain should leave Europe. Not only Europe, it should leave the planet and go and stand behind the moon and think about its behaviour
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Brexit destroyed the country, you're not going to save it with flags or hold it together with a roll of Union Jack sellotape
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We've got to stop treating the referendum with some mystical authority, and admit the whole thing was a half arsed load of old wank
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Seriously, nobody since Adolf Hitler has done more damage to this country in so short a time as Boris Johnson
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See, the point with Brexit is that it has already failed. As an economic policy it just doesn't work.
All that's left of it now is pure ideology.
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Next on Radio4, Fred West's mum and why her son wouldn't hurt a fly
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It was France that forced Johnson to call a lockdown anyway. The President of France has saved more British lives than Boris Johnson.
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In case we forget what happened. The virus was already out of control before Christmas.
Johnson ignored that because he didn't want to delay Brexit.
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I wish the English would stop electing public schoolboys to government. They're just no good at it.
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If you don't like the Union Jack, then I suggest you leave the country . . .
Not you, Scotland.
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Christ, English news is dense.
Johnson signed a treaty, forced it through parliament with minimal scrutiny, and then boasted it up to the entire country.
Now he's saying he can't live up to it.
That is a resignation offence.
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English politics has a last days of Rome feel about it. Their country is dying around them but they can't bear to admit it
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Johnson beginning to feel the hand of history on his shoulder and the boot of history up his backside
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Johnson is a dead duck. He's put a border in the Irish Sea which he is now threatening to ignore.
This is untenable, and as he can't go back on it his only option is to resign
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The word is that Johnson's last throw of the dice is going to be to threaten to resign if Europe doesn't give him the deal he wants.
And if Europe says no he'll be finished
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Brexit has found out this country's cowardice.
We held a referendum that we couldn't afford because it was easier than confront the racism of old men
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Boris Johnson hasn't planned for not getting his own way, just like Cameron never planned for not getting his own way in the referendum.
Again i remind you they both came from the same school.
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We've become like one of those old Communist countries, that we all know the system has failed, but none of us dares to admit it.
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English news is frightened of Nicola Sturgeon because she's popular. And Scottish. And ginger. And female. And good at her job.
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The United Kingdom will not survive Brexit, and Britain won't survive long after.
I don't think the English have grasped this at all. They don't talk as if they have.
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Johnson is too old to carry off that scruffy look. It doesn't look eccentric. At his age he just looks drunk.
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I can't fucking stand it. in two years people still haven't understood that if you leave Europe all your other plans don't mean shit.
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I reckon Theresa May now has a fair claim of worst prime minister of all time.
Lost an election, and now Scotland, Ireland, constitution and government falling apart, and her party in open mutiny.
And she did this in a year and a bit
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The sad mentality of the English that they can't even register they're destroying their own country.
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It was criminally irresponsible to have that bastard referendum in the first place. Poisoned this fucking country forever.
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The English need to dismantle the last rotted remnants of their aristocracy. All of it. Their ridiculous titles, their bloated parliament, their bare-arsed monarchy, their private schools.
All this cultural dead weight. All of it has to go.
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The SNP can see an election coming.
i was against Scottish independence last time, but this time I'm not. I think England's behaviour has been so appalling you can't blame Scotland for wanting out.
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The European Union cannot break its own legal system to accommodate the demands of an external country.
Four fucking years of this. Four years and three prime ministers and STILL it's not going in.
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You should stop fantasising about the soft Brexit that got away. It was never available, and it was never going to be possible.
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Same as yesterday, same as tomorrow. The Irish border has no solution except to stay in the European union.
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Labour can't get any traction because they support Brexit. This tells me that the country at large knows it's a disaster
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I'll tell you what the fuck is wrong with Brexiteers.
They've spent their whole life thinking anything must be better than Europe, and it turns out that Europe is better than everything else.
And they can't swallow it.
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England is in a state of Brexit denial, and I wouldn't want to be a Brexiteer when the bubble finally bursts
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The Conservative Party has been hollowed out by extremists like one of these parasite beetles that eats its victim from the inside and then wears its dead skin as a hat
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If you want to stop Scotland voting for independence, all you have to do is explain the benefits of Brexit.
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Johnson's government falling apart within days of Trump losing the election.
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The whole English political system is worthless because it couldn't stop a pair of twerps like Cameron and Johnson destroying the country.
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I've grown such contempt for the BBC I think it's permanent.
It's the way they've done Brexit. their disgusting and slavish devotion to government posture.
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Oh my goodnight. Brexit is actually the Tories kicking Northern Ireland out of the union.
Yes it is.
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For what does it profit a man if he wins Hartlepool but loses Scotland?
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I keep puzzling why the Tories are still popular, and it can only be Brexit.
People have sunk so much into this Ponzi that they're clinging on in sheer desperation that it's going to pay off.
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The Republican party is now a white nationalist party, and that's a stain that will never come out.
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Johnson did as little and as late as he could get away with, the same as every job he's ever had.
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I'm still betting me against the world. The Tories are bare arse terrified of what they've done. They'll sack Johnson before the end of the year and then ask Europe to postpone Brexit again.
And after that we'll never leave
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I don't know how anyone can still delude themselves the United Kingdom is going to survive all this.
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Eton school should be confiscated and demolished, and its land sold off for car parks to compensate the country for the damage their ghastly children have done to the country.
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I still don't think the English have come to terms with the magnitude of Brexit.
They seem to think Brexit is an inconvenience but that all their attachments are pretty secure. But they're not.
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Brexit is the response of simple minded people to a complicated world.
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The English have the most to lose with Brexit, and they will lose everything.
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I thought when it became obvious that Brexit would destroy the country, they would stop. And it is obvious but they're not stopping.
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The English are drowning in phoney politics at the moment. They're talking about anything except what matters.
They won't talk about Brexit, they won't talk about Scotland, and these are the biggest things of all.
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We know Cummings is telling the truth because we knew all this at the time
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I understand what Brexiteers want perfectly. They want a knackered. primitive, ugly, violent, racist, homophobic, corrupt world of intellectual brutalism
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I'm not voting Labour as long as they're a Brexit party, not even local elections. It would be like voting for the Ku Klux Klan because they promised more bin collections. No.
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If all UKIP 24 went to Brexit, then only 5 seats from labour and Tories can have gone to Brexit
Which means that 20 seats went from labour and Tories to Remain
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What is it, then, a fuckin loan?
"Show us the money"
Leave-supporting Labours MPs may vote for Theresa May's
#Brexit
plan if she offers "significant" funding for their constituencies, says
@JohnMannMP
- but "it's not a bribe"
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I'm telling you, Brexit is fake, Johnson is going to resign, and the Tories are going to abandon the whole thing.
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Your country is being eaten alive by a parasitic aristocracy that you should have abolished decades ago.
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Ha ha! Nobody expects the digital inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise and devastating sarcasm. Our two weapons. Surprise and sarcasm and an ability to tweet at work. Our three weapons
Spectator editor Fraser Nelson says that Toby Young was the victim of a "digital inquisition". Otherwise known as people accurately quoting and criticising his own words.
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The English are not understanding that Britain is now over. It has got no future.
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If Ghenghis Khan invaded England with ravenous hordes and slaughtered his way across Kent he'd be 20 points ahead in the polls just because people had heard his name on the news
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But it is already too late to save the union. Even if you sack Johnson and stay in the single market. It is still too late.
England has shown itself, and Scotland can't unsee it.
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Don't worry, it will be in England's own interests to give Scotland a good deal.
May 'the most important single market for Scotland is the single market of the United Kingdom'
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The English are now discussing the terms that the next Scottish referendum will be held under.
Without ever admitting it out loud, or even to themselves, the English have chosen Brexit over the union.
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Is it because he's a twat?
@christopherhope
@MPIainDS
@MrMichaelSpicer
Sir Iain Duncan Smith explains why Britain should rip up the
#WithdrawalAgreement
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What Boris Johnson has to do in the next month and a half is find a way to leave the European Union with a trade agreement, free of obligation, while protecting the Good Friday Agreement, and maintaining the integrity of the United Kingdom.
This, of course, is impossible.
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@neilhimself
Crypto is over. This is the year of Tiptoe currency. Don't pay for your groceries at all but creep away softly while none is looking
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Brexit is the Tories' winter of discontent. We won't see them in government again for twenty years
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Nigel Farage is a gutter racist, and the way the Conservative Party are devoted to him, I have every right to conclude that they are too.
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