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Blue squirrel in a red tree. Registering voters to turn Texas blue! Have a question about your voter reg? Hit me up! #harriswalz2024 💙 We are not going back!
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I was wondering who would be the first a-hole to make fun of Walz' son. Turns out Ann Coulter is just that a-hole. Girl, that's American's Little Brother you're talking about. Be best.
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YOU GUYS! I’m about to go work my first shift as a volunteer deputy registrar! We’ll be signing up young Dems to vote blue this November. Texas R’s don’t really want young people voting — but we do! Wish me luck!
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All that’s going to happen is that other truckers will take the job. 🤷🏻♀️
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I finally broke 4500 followers… which means I’m thisclose to cracking 5K! Anyone got some friends to share? I follow back all blue team resisters! 💙💙💙
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Okay, he’s now accusing Biden of treason. I’m speechless.
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I seldom — almost never! — come right out and ask people to follow me, but I’m sooooo close to 2000. Only 80 more to go!
Help a squirrel out AND find new friends!
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💙🐿️💙🐿️💙🐿️💙
#StrongerTogether
#BlueCrew
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@RonFilipkowski
It’s terrible. People roaming the streets in search of a meal… Neighbors turning against neighbors… Oh wait, I’m thinking of a scene from The Walking Dead.
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Damn her comms team is good!
This was just released by the office of .
@VP
Kamala Harris regarding Donald Trump’s horrific behavior at NABJ today.
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@lawofruby
“Sing us a song, little whiny man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a ruling
And you’re gonna lose this fight.”
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This is the quote that will be in history books 100 years from now:
“I love my job. But I love my country more.”
- Joe Biden
#DNCConvention2024
#ThankYouJoe
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Friends: can you help? My friend has written a SCATHING and hilarious play about Trump that’s debuting at Hollywood Fringe in June. I’m setting up their socials and just made a fledgling acct on here. Will you do me a favor and give
@Trumpery2024
a follow? Spread the word!
#IFB
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Hive mind, help me out! I’m collecting quotes from you-know-who for a special project. Looking for nonsensical, incoherent, just plain wrong, outright lies — whatever you’ve got! In the meantime, this will be a repository for the ones I find.
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@RockyMountViews
@restorativeprax
Oh! And that their husbands never leave them for someone more interesting.
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Your guy panicked and brought in Hulk Hogan.
We win.
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“I meant to lose to Birdbrain! I was tired of winning!” 🤣
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@collinscollin77
@ShawnReynolds_
@NBCNews
Luckily, we don’t need for you to believe it for it to have happened.
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Okay, people, it’s been too quiet on here. Tell me anything! What did you eat for lunch? What’s your cat’s name? Where is the next trip you’re taking? I spent too many time over the weekend arguing with MAGAs. Time for some positive interaction!
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Happy Caturday from a childless cat lady who was all in for Kamala Harris even BEFORE Vance put his foot in it!
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Wow. Not only was Hillary robbed, after that speech I realize how much we were ALL robbed.
#DNCConvention2024
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I must’ve done something to anger our overlords. Not entirely shadow banned, but posts that max out at like 46 views. Weird watching it grind to a halt. So, I’m not just begging for attention here but literally wondering: can you see this tweet?
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Looky here! This is a pile of 100-ish Texas voter application forms that I just dropped off at the elections office! Are Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton going to come break down my doors now, or am I supposed to just report directly to jail?
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Um,
@MSNBC
why are you giving this guy a platform ? You just decided to give him the 2 o’clock slot outright? This is a campaign ad, not a press conference. I’m sure he appreciates you giving him the free airtime.
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@billyd3_
TEXAS HATES YOU TOO!
[Clap clap clap clap clap]
TEXAS HATES YOU TOO!
[Clap clap clap clap clap]
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@OurShallowState
@DoreneBrow9456
I’m starting to think Dorene is a bot. Her posts lack a consistent point of view. And if you’re automatically getting responses … well, that says bot to me!
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Flying from one red state to another so thought I’d wear my brand new tee shirt!
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I seem to be algorithmically challenged after taking a couple of weeks off. According to my stats, around 100 people see any given post. Say hi, tell me a knock knock joke, drop your favorite JD Vance sofa meme, or drop a blue heart if you are all in for Kamala Harris! LFG!!!
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You guuuuuys!!! Thank you so much for each follow and boost! I’m now restricted from following back but I will get you tomorrow. Love and appreciation for every last one of you!
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@NOTUSreports
Gosh, it was reported that he was going to have a hopeful conversation about policy and the future. I’m so surprised that that didn’t pan out!
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@MeidasTouch
It’s horrifying. And even if his loyalists saw it, they wouldn’t care. For them, it’s a feature, not a bug.
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@realulmapache
@JohnCleese
Yes, I did. At the State of the Union. And he didn’t fall asleep once.
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@thejackhopkins
I went to the DC Holocaust Museum back when TFG was first elected. We watched a video about how Hitler rose to power and the similarities were startling.
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Did anyone see the “rising star of the GOP” doing the response to the State of the Union?! It was HILARIOUS! Like someone taking acting classes and failing. Soooo bad. Not an authentic moment in the whole speech. Cute blouse though.
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Can you imagine uprooting your family and disrupting your whole life… because some guy named Catturd thinks you should?
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@SarahisCensored
@timjhogan
@JoJoFromJerz
WTF?! He’s not mocking a dead girl; he’s expressing surprise at Marjorie Taylor Green‘s complete disrespect for protocol wearing a baseball cap and campaign gear at the state of the unit address. And it was a beautiful response, at that.
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I like a President who doesn’t call his countrymen “Human Scum.”
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No joke: DJT has dropped 25% today— *so far*
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What a day! Thank you so much to all my new Twitter friends. I reached my follow back limit for the day, but I promise I will get to you as soon as I can! In the meantime, WOO-HOO!!!
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Good morning, fine friends! What are you looking forward to this weekend?
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LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
By the way, I never said to lock him up.
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I’m better off than I was four years ago. You?
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@GlennCole412949
@TizzyEnt
Nope. She was doing what she was told by the person who ordered it. It’s not like she went into these women’s apartments. They don’t get to kick someone out of the hallway for being black.
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Say what you will about Nikki Haley, it's nice to hear a Republican say out loud what we all know to be true.
Haley says the reason the bipartisan deal to secure the border didn’t pass is because Donald Trump sabotaged it: He said don’t pass anything because it’ll hurt him
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Oh damn!! Three days?!? Well, looks like I had a little too much fun. I promise I’ll get everyone back who followed me during Squirrel Scramble Followmania 2023 as soon as I can!
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I had too much fun today! I will follow everyone back when I can — but it won't be as soon as I'd hoped!
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I popped in to listen for two minutes and got to hear him say “inthurance” three times in a row.
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Ummm… not sure but I might have just broken my arm!
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MAGA thinks the left is triggered, panicked or “sad” about RFK because we’re talking about him.
Nah, we’re just mocking him while we can, before he fades into total obscurity.
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“I have no fucking clue but I’m going to pretend I could do better.” Thanks, yam tits!
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You guys! I got my hands on the “irrefutable report” and it’s pretty damning…
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@JonGMechE
@krassenstein
Right, and since Trump got himself in trouble, he can get himself out. Same standards.
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Thanks to all the AMAZING connectors supporting Dem voices! If you’re not following these people, you should be:
@Getyourfoxyback
@A_tothe_Z_Amber
@PrezLives2022
@Author_S_Miller
@DCboysBabyGurl
@BlueStormComin1
@SebastianGarof5
@SenseiDuckOR
@CokoGay
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Are you fucking kidding me with this? While Texas was freezing, you went to Cancun. Now that it’s burning, you’re posting cartoons about fire trying to own the libs. Maybe try having some compassion for humans instead of being such an a-hole. Not a good look,
@tedcruz
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By my calculations, here’s how much value Trump’s shares of Truth Social lost today alone. Anyway, what’s everyone who didn’t lose almost half a billion dollars in one day doing this weekend? 😂
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@Brian659brian
If they want to take an ethical stand, more power to them, but the only food scarcity is gonna be on their own tables!
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@OurShallowState
@DoreneBrow9456
P.S. Shallow State, you’re one of my favorite new follows! Thank you for your work.
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No matter how Yam Tits tries to spin this, it ain’t *good* news. He’s gonna be big mad.
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I see “Trump is Hitler” is trending. Time to dust this one off!
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@justcuuper
I’ve been volunteering to register Dem voters in Texas and if this happens I will literally weep with joy. 💙🥰
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My first thought was, how are conservatives going to politicize this? Then I thought I was being too harsh. “Surely they wouldn’t.”And now this.
Maria Bartiromo tries to link the Francis Scott Key bridge collapse in Baltimore to "the wide open border"
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Awwww, look how happy they seem together. Those crazy kids.
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How long till Trump accidentally calls Kamala “Nikki Haley” then claims the next day he was joking?
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I took my blastocyst to the park today to play with the other blastocysts.
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@DTM_Woodworks
My only hope is that he’s polarizing enough that no one will be persuaded who doesn’t already agree. And face it, I don’t think there are a lot of undecided voters on here.
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Rep. Geoff Duncan, former Lt. Governor of Georgia, endorsed President Biden in a scathing op-ed: “Unlike Trump, I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November, I am voting for a decent person I disagree with on policy over a criminal defendant without a moral compass.”
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OK, hear me out: when the best thing that happens to your floundering presidential campaign is that the brain worm guy drops out, you really don’t have much going for you, do you?
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So… If a president isn’t allowed to commit crimes, the US will cease to exist? Do I have that right?
Trump: Presidential immunity is imperative or you practically won’t have a country anymore
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I’m with Snoop Dogg!
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Breaking: Trump is viewed favorably among 87% of black voters with nine fingers on their left hand.
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You guys! We’re in trouble. Not only does Kamala laugh, she’s been caught on camera clapping!
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Dear Donald Trump,
Kamala Harris packed TWO stadiums tonight!
Sleep tight!
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Guess what I’m not going to do today? I’m not going to try to solve the Israel-Gaza crisis from my iPhone.
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Of all the projections I’ve heard from the R’s, this is the most projection-y.
Tommy Tuberville says Joe Biden is just running for president so he can stay out of jail.
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If it’s a hung jury....
Trump will say he’s been acquitted.
If he’s found Guilty...
Trump will say it was rigged.
If he’s found Not Guilty...
Oh, who am I kidding?
He won't be found Not Guilty.
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Are those… are those jeggings?!?
George Santos is trending,🤔 probably because of his tight pants.
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He’s not sleepy because he stayed up all night rage-tweeting. He’s sleepy because of the horse tranquilizers they had to use on him to keep him from running around the room like a toddler while screaming at the judge and shitting his pants.
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Who do you support for Kamala Harris’ running mate
Whoever she picks
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