Blue squirrel in a red tree. Registering voters to turn Texas blue! Have a question about your voter reg? Hit me up!
#harriswalz2024
💙 We are not going back!
I was wondering who would be the first a-hole to make fun of Walz' son. Turns out Ann Coulter is just that a-hole. Girl, that's American's Little Brother you're talking about. Be best.
YOU GUYS! I’m about to go work my first shift as a volunteer deputy registrar! We’ll be signing up young Dems to vote blue this November. Texas R’s don’t really want young people voting — but we do! Wish me luck!
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#StrongerTogether
#BlueCrew
@RonFilipkowski
It’s terrible. People roaming the streets in search of a meal… Neighbors turning against neighbors… Oh wait, I’m thinking of a scene from The Walking Dead.
This is the quote that will be in history books 100 years from now:
“I love my job. But I love my country more.”
- Joe Biden
#DNCConvention2024
#ThankYouJoe
Friends: can you help? My friend has written a SCATHING and hilarious play about Trump that’s debuting at Hollywood Fringe in June. I’m setting up their socials and just made a fledgling acct on here. Will you do me a favor and give
@Trumpery2024
a follow? Spread the word!
#IFB
Hive mind, help me out! I’m collecting quotes from you-know-who for a special project. Looking for nonsensical, incoherent, just plain wrong, outright lies — whatever you’ve got! In the meantime, this will be a repository for the ones I find.
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Okay, people, it’s been too quiet on here. Tell me anything! What did you eat for lunch? What’s your cat’s name? Where is the next trip you’re taking? I spent too many time over the weekend arguing with MAGAs. Time for some positive interaction!
I must’ve done something to anger our overlords. Not entirely shadow banned, but posts that max out at like 46 views. Weird watching it grind to a halt. So, I’m not just begging for attention here but literally wondering: can you see this tweet?
Looky here! This is a pile of 100-ish Texas voter application forms that I just dropped off at the elections office! Are Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton going to come break down my doors now, or am I supposed to just report directly to jail?
Um,
@MSNBC
why are you giving this guy a platform ? You just decided to give him the 2 o’clock slot outright? This is a campaign ad, not a press conference. I’m sure he appreciates you giving him the free airtime.
@OurShallowState
@DoreneBrow9456
I’m starting to think Dorene is a bot. Her posts lack a consistent point of view. And if you’re automatically getting responses … well, that says bot to me!
I seem to be algorithmically challenged after taking a couple of weeks off. According to my stats, around 100 people see any given post. Say hi, tell me a knock knock joke, drop your favorite JD Vance sofa meme, or drop a blue heart if you are all in for Kamala Harris! LFG!!!
You guuuuuys!!! Thank you so much for each follow and boost! I’m now restricted from following back but I will get you tomorrow. Love and appreciation for every last one of you!
@NOTUSreports
Gosh, it was reported that he was going to have a hopeful conversation about policy and the future. I’m so surprised that that didn’t pan out!
@thejackhopkins
I went to the DC Holocaust Museum back when TFG was first elected. We watched a video about how Hitler rose to power and the similarities were startling.
Did anyone see the “rising star of the GOP” doing the response to the State of the Union?! It was HILARIOUS! Like someone taking acting classes and failing. Soooo bad. Not an authentic moment in the whole speech. Cute blouse though.
@SarahisCensored
@timjhogan
@JoJoFromJerz
WTF?! He’s not mocking a dead girl; he’s expressing surprise at Marjorie Taylor Green‘s complete disrespect for protocol wearing a baseball cap and campaign gear at the state of the unit address. And it was a beautiful response, at that.
What a day! Thank you so much to all my new Twitter friends. I reached my follow back limit for the day, but I promise I will get to you as soon as I can! In the meantime, WOO-HOO!!!
@GlennCole412949
@TizzyEnt
Nope. She was doing what she was told by the person who ordered it. It’s not like she went into these women’s apartments. They don’t get to kick someone out of the hallway for being black.
Haley says the reason the bipartisan deal to secure the border didn’t pass is because Donald Trump sabotaged it: He said don’t pass anything because it’ll hurt him
Oh damn!! Three days?!? Well, looks like I had a little too much fun. I promise I’ll get everyone back who followed me during Squirrel Scramble Followmania 2023 as soon as I can!
MAGA thinks the left is triggered, panicked or “sad” about RFK because we’re talking about him.
Nah, we’re just mocking him while we can, before he fades into total obscurity.
Are you fucking kidding me with this? While Texas was freezing, you went to Cancun. Now that it’s burning, you’re posting cartoons about fire trying to own the libs. Maybe try having some compassion for humans instead of being such an a-hole. Not a good look,
@tedcruz
.
By my calculations, here’s how much value Trump’s shares of Truth Social lost today alone. Anyway, what’s everyone who didn’t lose almost half a billion dollars in one day doing this weekend? 😂
@DTM_Woodworks
My only hope is that he’s polarizing enough that no one will be persuaded who doesn’t already agree. And face it, I don’t think there are a lot of undecided voters on here.
Rep. Geoff Duncan, former Lt. Governor of Georgia, endorsed President Biden in a scathing op-ed: “Unlike Trump, I’ve belonged to the GOP my entire life. This November, I am voting for a decent person I disagree with on policy over a criminal defendant without a moral compass.”
OK, hear me out: when the best thing that happens to your floundering presidential campaign is that the brain worm guy drops out, you really don’t have much going for you, do you?
If it’s a hung jury....
Trump will say he’s been acquitted.
If he’s found Guilty...
Trump will say it was rigged.
If he’s found Not Guilty...
Oh, who am I kidding?
He won't be found Not Guilty.
He’s not sleepy because he stayed up all night rage-tweeting. He’s sleepy because of the horse tranquilizers they had to use on him to keep him from running around the room like a toddler while screaming at the judge and shitting his pants.