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@Squiggy429

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i love being a Jerk on twitter 😈

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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
Yeah that's right bitch craft me my shit. Judgemental ass starbucks employee. Make my damn milkshake. I've got an important meeting with your mom (sex) later so i'm gonna need it. Oops! Took you longer than five minutes. No tip. Ugly ass 🖕
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@Squiggy429
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@realesthaters More hating is on its way guys. My goal is to be the biggest Jerk on twitter
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@Squiggy429
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@realesthaters LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Squiggy429
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@tkeegzz Yeah just about a thousand people. Isn't that crazy? Ooh look you're a barista too. Better hop to it bitch boy #boom #wheresmymilkshake #notip
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@Squiggy429
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@wienergoblin I Will Bulldoze Your Home
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@DeLannoyReal @sagepublic1 @NotGoddessSky_ I don't know why you need it explained to you that no one feels bad for people who advocate hurting other people being hurt themselves
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@Squiggy429
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@Made_of_Ash WHO CARES 😭
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2 years
I didn't mean it mb
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If you're reading this, think of your favorite thing in the world. Alright now think of me HATING ON IT #boom
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@mrnotoriouslad @AlfieClarkMBE @DojaCat Bro fuck kind of essays are you writing 😭😭 instant failing grade that ain't shit
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@spamigggggg1 None of this. You fucking suck!
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@Made_of_Ash WHO CARES 😭
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@Squiggy429
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@Rainbowfrog1232 @___lonewanderer @wafflemoder @greentexts_bot Women don't really like guys that suck ass usually. Hope this helps ( :
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@Squiggy429
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@ImMeme0 @EndWokeness This exchange has literally never happened
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Somebody named Bill fucking hacked my onlyfans and spent like 200 dollars on pictures of spaghetti. I'm not even mad this is the funniest shit
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
@deathinfaith nobody thinks you're funny why do you insist on posting
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
andrew tate is bald because his doctors hate him so much that they gave him chemotherapy just to make his life worse #boom someone argue with me please.
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@Squiggy429
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@wienergoblin My bad i didn't mean it
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Where are all the good twitter arguments at? I'm trying to get BLOCKED
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@Squiggy429
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@anuncher @AA_Neu @zs_goku @lucas_s21122 I don't think it's a joke I wouldn't be surprised if he thinks the Aeneid actually happened
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
@Lexingtonbanner @RealGamerduck Of course the nsfw account cares about "overanimated garbage" 💀💀💀
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
I fuck with ghosts. They be hating from the grave
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Look i'm sorry america but if a bald eagle EVER attacks me or my dog i would beat the fuck out of that thing no questions asked. #chickendinner #rotisserie #poultry
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@Squiggy429
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@etheralfem I speak for all of us when I say trans women are women
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@methmasx2 @KayiZokuOtaku Very specific fetishes
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Only thing I love is money. Just kidding I hate that too #boom
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@GoodReddit Bro got the denim tires
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You're all going to hell after you die
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@Squiggy429
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Shut the fuck up
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@goldilocktaylor @InternetH0F The fuck does that have to do with the post 😭😭😭
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@KenTheFoxxo @GoodReddit You refusing to discuss politics whatsoever is actively allowing bad people to take control because no one will take action against it. You are the problem.
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
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@Amnestyfornero I don't like you
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
(1) Orange juice is hearty and substantial, while apple juice is more watery and casual. Disregarding citrus levels and pulp (we'll circle back later), orange juice kicks ass as a part of a hearty breakfast/late night snack. Apple juice is most effective during a hot summer -
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if u prefer apple juice over orange juice you have a piss kink
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@Squiggy429
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My crypto wallet was hacked I lost all my retros my account was banned my account was suspended I need a sugardaddy nft metamask I need this shirt Roblox Minecraft my ps4 account got hacked my Xbox 360 account got hacked please help
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@Squiggy429
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@TransPostingFs Take a shower it's right there
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@Squiggy429
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@hlwrldss You think you're some edgy anime antagonist? Maybe a protagonist who's just a little bit of a dick? You think you're the badass hardened character? This isn't a TV show. You are expressing pleasure from the death of real people. You don't have that in you. Stop it.
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@Superfrijolito1 @iUsedToBeADuck @ayeejuju Bro she didn't even do anything 😭
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
This tweet gave me jaundice #boom
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@OxidusPrime_ @freshhel You've never dated a woman
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@Squiggy429
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@GradingBird Genuinely the most pointless gimmick account there is
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
butt
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2 years
Why is it always right wingers that say shit like this? Bro we all already know that we just don't like talking to people that go "ugh... PRONOUNS??? in BIO???"
@elonmusk
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Just a note to encourage people of different political or other views to engage in civil debate on Twitter. Worst case, the other side has a slightly better understanding of your views.
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@Squiggy429
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@AngloChristian_ @JayExci "Maybe stop being assholes to people that look different from you" is a lot different than "give me all your money to fund my empire"
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@Squiggy429
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@hlwrldss You're a psychopathic pussy who would 100% not say that to their face given the chance. You should have been bullied more. Grow some nuts 🥜 #boom
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
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Women 😂😂😂 this is ON GOD bro. white women fucking up my whole flow bruhhh 💩💩💩👏👏
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@Squiggy429
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Next person to completely interrupt me in the middle of a damn sentence is getting tattled on
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2 years
Can anyone tell me who made this video because I want to meet them
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Twitter: "What? People are MAKING MOVIES????? With CHARACTERS?!!!??And PLOTS!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! They're all gonna FUCKING SUCK!" Shut tf up bruh eat your bitchass popcorn
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Compact them into a cube
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This dude scares the shit out of me
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@Squiggy429
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You can't make this shit up
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@dreamwastaken Why can't I connect my metamask wallet? Showing provider error
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
We're partners in crime... and the crime is being a Jerk on twitter #boom
@The_Birdman42
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Squirming my silly little worm with @Almonds_D_Luffy RIGHT NOW! #boom #wormsquirmers #girlswhofart
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@Squiggy429
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@SabojiroRW @newworldartur You a strange critter bro I tell you what
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Guys I don't have a piss kink. I have a Good Person kink. You all should take notes. #boom
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@Onision @kurtisconner You're never going to be relevant again
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@GwenVEVO Slur was really unnecessary but alright
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@Squiggy429
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FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI BILL #BOOM
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Bro just saying shit
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@elonmusk
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Fractal of Rube Goldberg machines …
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Hi
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@Uber Howd they get jack harlow to do this ad
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@VitoComedy @TheEricGoldman @msmegalodon I think it's more about her being a pedophile but yeah
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
(5) alone. Even with pulp-free orange juice available to the public, pulped oj still exists. That is unforgivable. Boba's on thin ice, but I will not accept pulp. Apple juice is better. Also it looks like pee and i be drinking pee because of my piss kink. #BOOM
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
I'd rather all of America's children grow up to be meth cooks instead of slave owners. I'm sure most people would agree.
@Variety
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Republicans in New Mexico Are Furious Over #BreakingBad Statues: ‘We’re Glorifying Meth Makers’
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@Squiggy429
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@etheralfem You fell off
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
@tweetinglegend4 @tragicbirdapp You all have to be run by the same person there's no way, I've seen like 5 accounts exactly like this one bruh. None of you are funny for the love of god stop trying
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@Squiggy429
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I hope all my irl followers know that nothing i say here is real, this twitter page is me trying to be a dumbass jerk it's called comedy look it up NOOB #boom
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@Squiggy429
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@Western_Trad Turning back
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@Squiggy429
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hey do you guys like my dog
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@Squiggy429
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People who pull this shit are contributing poorly to the well being of people. How fucking stupid can you get. Jesus fucking christ. How much pent up anger do you need in order to take away something as simple as a surface from people who may need it?
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Grand Central, NYC
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@Squiggy429
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@Ecchi___ @Big_Bossman24 @wokeydpronouns Do you ever stop and think about how you might just be a dumbass
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@Tamson03574494 @awesomgider @prageru Trans women will never be a real men 🤣🤣🤣 cry more liberal
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
(4) talk about pulp. Pulp is the worst fucking thing that has ever made its appearance in popular drinks. Why the hell would anybody prefer a drink with little bits of solid in it? Especially gross pulpy solids??? Go to hell. Orange juice is objectively worse because of pulp -
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If i see one of these irl i am circumcising it
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@inernetpugante @InternetH0F user @inernetpugante finding out white people exist
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@actualpornbot @BruceWayne_Gacy @thedarthmaxx66 @SamGammaCrow Some people are just gonna be haters, it's better to let them whine about it in the corner than waste breath on them
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@Squiggy429
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One paper cut and he ceases to be
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Justice flows through the righteous.
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@BBCKH2 @SwagoYank1776 @_FckJay Grrrhhh... I am NOT aporn addict... rgggh *gets really mad *
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
2 years
I wish andrew tate didn't get banned so i could @ him and tell him to come to louisville and play a game called "run from the 7 foot tall norwegian giant with axes for hands" (i replaced my hands with axes)
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
This movie made me say nope. #Arbys
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2 years
(2) day, especially when ice cold or perhaps frozen on occasion. I've decided not to include Apple Cider in this essay, as it's part of a completely separate discussion. Circling back to citrus levels, orange juice is off the charts. This can cause heartburn/irritation in some-
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@Squiggy429
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2 years
Fun fact:
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@Squiggy429
Almonds Gerard
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I own you.
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2 years
Bitch ass website #MyTwitterAnniversary
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