RT @NoahHurowitz: Whatever you think of the verdict, there’s a world in which this guy says he deeply regrets taking Jordan Neely’s life an…

@OmegaFalconGD @OsheaJacksonJr @adultswim You're supposed to be a little more buttoned down as a federal agent

@wasigoodonhere @coolestdudeva And it's a great joke but it's not original. From a British comedian several decades ago

@gvtcontractor Too bad he didn't live 200 years from now so he could use that money to buy a personality

RT @katewillett: This is why i think the left liberal coalition is permanently broken. The lesson too many liberals learned from this elect…

@HobbyMatt89 @fesshole No because he's gonna fail and she'll be in for years of him saying "you and I think it's great, why are studios passing on it? You think it's great right?"

@bradstorm13 @lichess You don't financially support lichess and you never have

@Stackingcake32 @austingayle_ He's very good. Most (all?) the names you'd put above him coach units paired with better offenses

@KABALLING8732 @Pinedjem01 @acnewsitics This is soooo dumb. There's one world market for oil, genius

RT @laserboat999: Me: yeah so in a lot of these games they make you go outside to "collect 40 wood" and stuff like that Caveman: Oh hell…

@GothamChess Babe Ruth for a Nathan's hot dog probably clears it

@tongsli @DrewBanned This isn't the legal system this is social media

@zoeprce That photo is so dreamy. Perfect shape for a pup

@CheeseWeasel44 @hawkblogger You do know though. The league needs guys and that means fans will look for upside

RT @YesYoureRacist: My politics come down to one simple principle: We have enough for everyone, so everyone should have enough. We don't ha…

@demo1itions You're lovely

@spinningjoe Brooks Otterlake would be proud of this one

@MOVIESTVMAD @Variety If you were your age now back then you'd have made ten times the fuss. Times change, and people who bitched about the "liberal agenda" then are dinosaurs now just as you will be in a couple decades. I'll write the word "woke" with my urine over your bones

@BradyHenderson Honestly that just sounds like executive assistant work

@EmilSutovsky The next thing you learn about "winning hearts and minds" will be the first