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'SoCal's most beloved, jolly... character' - Jace 10/11/20 Commentator. Dungeon Master. Singer. Born to have a mic in my face. He/Him Pic by @Jeff_in_3D
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Honestly so proud of myself. Nearly 7 years of grinding comms for an opportunity like Wavedash and I rose to the occasion and did a damn good job. So grateful to Dreamcatcher Gaming, Top Shelf, MetaShift and any and everyone else that gave this lunatic a shot. Melee forever.
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"My wife, I tell ya, she doesn't know the first thing about Melee. I told her I was counterpicking, she thought we were remodeling the kitchen."
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"Brick" is such a perfect word. It's impossible to imagine a better word for these fuckers.
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"Dunks" of this quality lost their edge in grade school. I'm fat, no doubt about it. But I don't measure my worth by my appearance, I measure it by the love I can give and receive. I'm thoroughly proud that I lead an empathetic life. That's something that you'll never understand.
You shouldn't be talking about wipes when you can't even reach wiping that fat ass yourself.
Get dunked on again. 😈😈😈
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A top player asked me to warm him up for ARMY at my local. We played one game, I practically got JV5'd. He nodded for a bit and then said, "so you don't really hold center at all, huh?" He then unplugged and walked away.
idc about your tier list trends
tell me about that one time you got so unbelievably fucked up by someone in melee that it still lives in your head rent free
I'll start:
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Happy 3rd Anniversary to the most SoCal Melee thing to have ever happened
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I just realized we may not have to ban Nightmare for much longer
He'll probably lose interest in Melee next year when it turns 18
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if you had told me 2 years ago that Gio would spend tens of thousands of dollars for a chance to lose to KoDoRiN in pools, it probably would have been the least surprising news I had ever heard in my life
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Had a brilliant idea for a new Slippi tag and lo and behold, this was the first person I queue into LOL
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(1/2) No, bro, you don't understand I'm practically in tears of happiness right now. Commented on how Twitch chat was likely roasting me for my weight and this was the response. When I kicked off the Hugo Roast I had one of the best days of my life but the chat was so brutal-
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Mekk really needs to stop stanning NoFluxes, shit is whack as hell
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I love how common this is
"umarth is a shit tag"
"his name is umar"
"based"
"salami is a shit tag"
"his name is salam"
"based"
"PhDeeznuts is a shit tag"
"he's getting his PhD"
"based"
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@TreyTheTrashman
*Ape
Orangutans are one of my favorite animals so I will not be forgiving you for that one, sir
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Shoutouts to the second most infamous Verdugo car incident
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Like seriously, this really bums me out. The most beloved figure in the Melee scene saying this and getting an overwhelmingly positive reaction to it pretty much confirms my feelings that I'm unwelcome in this space. But then I'm just an obese fuck idiot, so whatever.
Also can't lose to obese fucks and fucks with high blood pressure
I simply won't stand for it
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@TempoAxe
@HolyHobbes
Woulda been so funny if there was some random-ass Jeffrey talking all kinds of good shit
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(2/2) Seeing this much love is so new and wild to me. Twitch chat can be such a horrifically toxic place (in fact it was during Melee top 8 tonight) and it's something that can only change with considerable outward kindness from wonderful folks like these. Fuck yes. I love y'all!
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Goomwave discourse is great because more and more people will discover that Goomy and Gooms are different people
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Hahahahahahaha *inhales* BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
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@nofluxes420
I very clearly said nothing of the sort, ya goddamn lunatic. Your victim complex is fucking astounding.
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Mang0: *uses homophobic slurs over ten years ago while being a literal child*
Community: oof ooh what a bad dude ouch he's bad
BBB: *uses homophobic slurs as a modern day grown man*
Community: Honestly? Pretty sick Falco.
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@FictionIRL
Also worth noting that Hbox specifically avoids playing in that manner until he absolutely has to, most likely in an effort to prevent us from wanting to do something about it
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Ledge Grab Limits and Wobbling bans taking a while to catch on I can understand.
But how the fuck you gonna run crews with no stage bans in 2019?
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"Why aren't there any woman top players?" Answer tier list:
S: The scene is still generally uncomfortable for women, giving them less presence and drive to grow
A:
B:
C:
D:
F: It's Smash BROS not Smash BRAS
Sub-Z: Girls are bad (and all its equivelants)
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@Lord_Fardquaad
There's literally less than nothing negative about consensual cock you bigoted buffoon
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@nofluxes420
"Mekk really needs to stop stanning NoFluxes, shit is whack as hell"
"Are you saying he should be ostracizing and bullying me?"
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Had to go in to work early this morning for a HUGE delivery.
Over 100 pizzas
Over $1200 bill
Took two trips to make it happen
All with my personal automobile
No tip
Fuck people
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THE NEW 818 PR IS HERE, BABY
Featuring our esteemed competitors in their natural habitat, Trustworthy Brewing Co aka Verdugo, brought to us in glorious fashion by the PHENOMENAL
@milqtost_vg
Much love to all the best region in the damn world. Here's to a dope 2024 <3
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NoFluxes drops the "wipe bomb" after shitting his gosh dang diapers again aw geez
NoFluxes drops the "pipe bomb" on this they/them freak show of a community. The same people that want to tell me it's not a right to compete for their tournaments will also cry about being "misgendered" and make a huge deal about their little pronouns. It's funny because it's not
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@MedzSSBM
@FictionIRL
It was not. Shep would have phrased it in a more constructive way and said he could see the improvement and THEN unplug and walk away.
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Melee locals if the Melee local was Verdugo and it didn't have an entrant cap
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@slime_machine
bro I kept a straight face through it all but "as they say, 'bye'" fucking slaughtered me. I think I coughed up my appendix.
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@Lord_Fardquaad
I was administering an aggressive amalgamation of aggravated alliteration, asshole 😤
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@arJunebug
@ReddSSBM
Somebody should make a thread of memories. Unfortunately I think I and most other people only know of him from the infamous SD set and based on your tweet he deserves better than that. RIP 💜
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@G2Westballz
@n0ned
@SyroxM
@SSBMZain
@TempoAxe
@C9Mang0
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@dizzkidboogie
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@NintendudeSSB
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@ssbmARMY
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@LiquidHbox
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@HugS86
Kappa chudatPose Kappa
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Zetts: Kodorin just does random hail mary f smashes he's bad and stupid and sucks and is bad
The best Marth player in the world:
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To the green fox on Slippi with the tag "TransGirlsRBoys"
Fuck off, you piece of shit bigot. I hope you queue into nothing but Marths and low tiers.
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I would like to take this time to become the first Melee TO to OFFICIALLY ban Bill Cosby from all of my tournaments
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I'm gonna be the best ICs in SoCal
All I have to do is kill ARMY, Dr. Light, Jago, Kage, Zack Fair, Friend, Daddy, Beryl, Faint, Nigo, Calcifer, Rato and all the SoCal ICs I haven't met
...
And Gio
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Tomorrow is my first day of classes at Cal State LA
I'm 32 years old and for the last 22 of those years I've felt in my heart of hearts that I am a failure and will only ever be a failure.
Hopefully this is the start of a change.
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bruh people literally read my missed inputs CONSTANTLY and then try to tell me I'm not bad lol
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My dog got hit by a car this morning. He was the best boy. Fuck everything 🙃
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@NintendudeSSB
@MikeHazeGaming
@ABC7
Breaking News: Students Preparing to go to High School Similar to Columbine
Gimme a fuckin break
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Not the result we wanted, but I wouldn't trade
@Ringler_SSBM
's Summit campaign for anything. It was a huge community effort and it was beautiful to be a part of. To everybody that voted and especially to those that contributed to the content machine, thank you
Ape Gang forever🦧
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NEW 818 PR BABY!
Offline only, period is 1/1/2022-6/30/2022
Congrats to the titans of the valley (plus null and Faint, cause there ain't no Magic Mountain PR lol)
Banner by
@OhHeyItsKMedia
who is a wonderful person and a fun streamer and content creator, check him out please💜
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🥹 I'm so happy, dude. Shoutouts to everyone that was so kind to
@_DoctorNo_
and myself, there were many more than this and I'm so so so happy omg I love y'all
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Yeah, there's definitely no precedent for drinking and driving endangering competitors at Smash events
*cough*July4th*cough*
imo bans in the smash community should serve to protect the people within it and shouldn't reach far beyond that. We banned the diddlers to protect children, we ban transphobes to protect trans ppl. I don't rly see what a perma ban for bobby would achieve
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@CJHyland1
@TempoAxe
They were, however VGBC has said that a Nintendo representative they spoke to recently implied verbally that they would not be able to do so going forward, quote, "those days are over"
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For anybody out there that still doesn't get it, this is why we love Shep. This is the energy he brings to every local and everyday life. Fuck yeah, Shep. Fuck yeah, Schmoop. FUCK YEAH, Shadow!
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NEW 818 PR, YA CUTIES
Period is 1/1/23-6/30/23 because that way I don't forget to do it. Yep. That's what motivates my dumbass.
Banner by
@OhHeyItsKMedia
follow them or you're dead to me!
Now go and rest our heroes
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Do you think if I got a coaching lesson from Fiction early on he could have told me I'm trans from gameplay alone?
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"So I don't think the nair is a bad option here... but has it occurred to you that you might be a lesbian?"
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@BillyBoPeep_
Of course part of the reason for that is that about 90% of the community can't explain it at all
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were the needles cool? i felt like the needles might have a been a little cool?
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For stage legality in Ultimate we should use the omega version of Battlefield and the Battlefield version of Final Destination just to remind Nintendo that we don't give a fuck about how they think the game should be played
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yo wtf
Taking my final for my math class tonight. Sitting at a 92% somefuckinhow so as long as I don't hyperbomb it I should be one step closer to my AA. Applied to Cal States too so maybe I can even get a "real" degree, something I've thought was impossible for most of my life.
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Nightclub's best ICs couldn't beat Sheik on FD with a one stock advantage, please never talk shit again LOL
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Ratioed by Technicals for being "really bum[med] out" is not how I expected my week to go, but here we are I guess 🤷♂️
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Shootouts to all the stupid assholes that voted this man into summit over ARMY and Fiction
Politicians claim "in God we trust" but they pretenders
The fruit they bear is proof that God the Father ain't the center of their lives
They support abortions and push gay agendas
They're free mason members sent to open doors so Satan enters
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 818!!!
I don't the fuck know how to name these things, the period for these rankings was 07/01/2022 - 12/31/2022
Shoutouts to
@OhHeyItsKMedia
for the banner! Follow them, they fucking rule!
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Me: *Invents 60 LGL*
Everybody:
*Hax video/SSC/Big House*
Everybody: "Finally! INNOVATION!"
Me: "..."
Me: *Practically adapts and runs Fiction's multi-entry idea*
Everybody:
NorCal TO: *Runs my ruleset, complete with screenshot of said rulest*
MeleeStatsPodcast:
Player Spotlight: E-tie, for beating 2saint twice en route to 2nd at Spectrum
HM: Monday Night Melee's TOs for instituting the "Fiction rule" and letting players enter bracket multiple times for different characters.
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First good tourney performance in a while
Highlights:
-Beat a superior player with all Sheik
-Abused ICs as a counterpick to demonstrate why FD needs to be banned
-Tricked bystanders into thinking I was holding my own against Fiction while he used our set for tech practice
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🥲 I failed my math GE requirement FIVE FUCKING TIMES y'all. Never thought I'd see the day that I could pull this off. Let's fucking go.
Taking my final for my math class tonight. Sitting at a 92% somefuckinhow so as long as I don't hyperbomb it I should be one step closer to my AA. Applied to Cal States too so maybe I can even get a "real" degree, something I've thought was impossible for most of my life.
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had to
First DM I've gotten that made me feel like I was having a stroke LMAO
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trying to lose weight for the ten millionth time. dieting and exercising makes me feel like dogshit 24/7 and I have to keep it up for probably two years to get to a healthy weight. wish me luck, I'll fuckin need it
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EXCUSE ME
I saw the doubles results and was already like, "damn, dude, good for
@salami949
he's so good at doubles." But WHY did I have to go watch the vods to see THIS??? Why is this not ALL OVER MELEE TWITTER RIGHT NOW??? WTF???
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