Katie ⚔️
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paramilitary barbie. 🏳️⚧️🏴
circumstances.
Joined March 2020
the training and apprentice offers aren’t “become a welder” or anything btw, they’re all like level 2 NVQ apprenticeships in shelf-stacking and bullshit jobcentre powerpoint courses on “how to write a CV” that are “accredited” by big dave’s 100% genuine certificates ltd.
🚨 NEW: Young people will have their benefits cut if they do not take up training or apprenticeship offers under new government plans. [@thetimes].
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lol still can’t get over the fact there’s such a large number of people who were too soft to endure cheap surgical masks or a public vaccination programme but still insist that they’d fucking love to experience the noble and glorious horror of trench-based attrition warfare.
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“mental health awareness campaigns” etc haven’t made anything better for mentally ill people, they’ve just given everybody else a bunch of extremely annoying language to use.
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£5500 per month after tax is a literal fucking fortune, jfc. that is a fully life-changing amount of money EVERY SINGLE MONTH. and you can guarantee that people earning that much do nowhere near as much actual labour as people earning less than that, too.
100k salary (UK) isn’t rich. it’s about 5.5k take home pm after tax. Let’s say you somehow survive on 1500 per month and bank the rest and you could buy yourself a shitty 250k apartment in 5yrs. How the fuck is that “rich”? How pathetic and unambitious are we as a country?.
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why the fuck would you do this? like honestly, you’re paid minimum wage to work in a shop that has insurance against theft… why the fuck would you care so much about the co-op that you’d do something like this? batters my head that everybody wants to be police interceptors now.
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lmfao, poppies are woke now, yer da is gonna go nuclear when he finds this out.
Holy fuck.
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i feel manifestly uncomfortable using *either* of these tory bogs…?
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i wish this was anybody other than galloway because *that* is how you talk to the press. corbyn could never.
A section of the interview on Sky News with George Galloway responding to criticism leveled at him by British Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak. The whole interview was hilarious. Enjoy this segment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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solving the issue of gendered language and pronouns etc by just referring to everybody as a random military rank that’s decided by whether they’re bigger than me or not.
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This is absolutely fucking disgusting. Honestly, I’m livid. This is eugenics, this is straight-up fucking murder, this is honest-to-god Aktion T4 shit. People in the Health Dept. and government need to be fucking jailed for this. Fuck.
New ‘do not resuscitate’ orders imposed on Covid-19 patients with learning difficulties
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for anybody not old enough to remember, btw:. this is exactly what the last labour government was like. blow-for-blow. it’s also what locked them out of power for the best part of a decade and a half when enough people had wised up and it will do again.
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@GoingMedieval why can’t they just be sound about it? like hospitals *are* truly grim places to spend extremely significant moments of your life like births and deaths, but the answer to that is more flexible healthcare options, not “fuck it just bleed to death in a paddling pool”.
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there’s a whole industry/sub-economy of this shite now and what it exists to do is funnel public money into the pockets of an emerging class of spiv-archetypes who can’t pass real teacher training but can just about scrape through a “death by powerpoint” licensing course.
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so basically what we’re seeing here is the most grey and boring form of fascism being ushered in by middle aged people who are scared of shadows and hate their own kids. dried-up facebook parents eating their young because endless fear-mongering has snapped their brains in half.
This is hilarious. BBC News tries to create a scary report about teenagers but states that anti-social behaviour is actually down 65%. The journalist then has to rely on pathetic comments from residents.
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the ussr reverse-engineered a 1940s rolex pocket watch, made it better and more accurate by doing stuff like adding more jewels, made it accessible to poor people by swapping out all the precious metals. i’ve got one from the ‘60s and it keeps perfect time. this is good actually.
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lmao i love (hate) how much of a perfect summation of the UK this is: people in positions of power can do whatever the fuck they want and expect no pushback but the second a member of the public sweats or loses their temper, it’s Game Over.
This. Also a message to all making demands on either side - if my constituents had shouted and raged at me the outcome might have been different. They didn't they sat and had cups of tea, and thoughtful chats. Heat and aggression is not the answer here.
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@chortle love how you’re using a photo from like 20 years ago and he still looks clapped… which is funny because his act won’t be.
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how much cooler would star trek be if geordie laforge was actually a geordie… and it would be the *coolest* if he had an origin story where he said “geoff! me eyes! i cannae see!”.
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just the most miserable self-hating shit, like how about simply having a bit of dignity 😵
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@mynnoj the letting agent have a reeeally good maintenance team as well but we keep getting told that the landlord refuses to let them deal with the stuff and insists in sending her cowboy husband round 😭.
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If Hillsborough happened tomorrow, you’d be competing with the Tories over who could heap the most praise onto police.
They will never be forgotten. #JFT96.
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aight fuckos, listen up. there’s been some changes round here:. my name is katie, i am a trans woman, my pronouns are she/they. i’m a long way off being this open in meatspace so this is the very beginning of a process and if you’re nice, i might even answer your questions.
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what the uk has is a “being very fucking violent toward anyone who’s seen as a bit different” problem, not a “social media” problem.
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@AaronBastani @novaramedia Sorry to hear this happened to you. While we disagree with the vast majority of what you say, you are one of the more reasonable left-wing commentators & are willing to debate rather than silence people. It’s disgusting to see political violence is on the rise in the U.K.
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i know a lot of you don’t remember the last labour expenses scandal and how instrumental it was to locking them out of power for over a decade, but a lot of us remember the last labour expenses scandal and how instrumental it was to locking them out of power for over a decade….
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absolutely not the point but LMFAO HOW THE FUCK IS THIS WHAT AMERICAN PASSPORTS LOOK LIKE?! holy shit.
JUST IN: Three Americans are accused of being involved in a failed coup attempt in Congo that left multiple people dead. According to the Democratic Republic of Congo military, they stopped an attempted coup near the presidential palace. Among the 50 people who were involved
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i guess it’s a kind of government back-hander to the sort of prick who aspires to live on a bigger house on the horrible newbuild estate but can’t afford to buy into landlordism yet.
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so uhh… somebody’s made a corbynist twitter profile for their realdoll…
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i think this is part of what twists these dickheads up, right - he’s been told ever since he was a baby that he was the most special boy in the whole wide world and now people are effectively like spitting at him in the street so he’s gonna punish us for it if he gets into power.
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lmao have you ever known a profession to be such a bunch of attention-seeking crybabies, honestly?.
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transphobia is 50% parents thinking their kids are property and 50% blind, inexplicable revulsion at people being different.
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miriam’s having a very normal time trying to justify ethnic cleansing to herself
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big budget period drama set in an egyptian cat temple and it’s not all about backstabbing, shagging and incest, it’s just about a bunch of history folks looking after a lot of different cats.
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there’s a garage roof round here with loads of piss jugs baking in the sun
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being dragged out of your home by police while all your neighbours cheer because you said something bad about royalty is the sign of a truly free and fair society.
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acting like poor people don’t know what white label goods are, is it? have you just received a head injury or are you just going around spouting this shit in the hope of receiving one in the future?.
COST OF LIVING CRISIS?(left to right… 45p, 27p, £1.60p). Beans don’t have to mean HEINZ. Look beyond the expensive packaging and Krafty brand advertising that makes shareholders rich. We did. All delicious on toast!
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“lol look at all the sheeple wearing masks… you have no idea what’s even in these vaccines, man… but mustard gas? fuck yeah, pass me my piss-derived, ammonia-soaked anti-mustard gas hood.”.
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there’s so much wrong with this shit, but i guess mostly that taking a load of insulin if you don’t need to can instantaneously put you into cardiac arrest and kill you, while taking HRT for a bit and deciding it’s not for you is extremely safe & reversible.
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lmao @ the very specific kind of man the telegraph interviewed for this
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@Telegraph it’s almost as if people are better off when they stand up for themselves or something 🙄.
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yankee bar culture is fucking mental. like if you asked to open a tab in a pub here i’m pretty sure you’d be laughed out of most places….
At the bar last night, the Zoomers were all paying with credit cards and closing out on every round. This is psycho behavior. Someone needs to teach these children how to go to the bar.
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had to do it in an email bc i’m a coward but i just came out to my family and i am absolutely shitting myself so can i get some Fs in the chat pls 😵.
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If you read the actual story, you’ll see that the “suspect” was actually a in the middle of a mental health crisis and the police officer attacked the man with a chemical weapon and a baton prior to being injured. The police ALWAYS instigate the violence.
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we honestly don’t talk enough about how this is *cavalry*. we say “mounted police” as if that somehow makes it alright for an armoured dude on a specifically trained warhorse to charge into civilians. as if that isn’t a millennia-old military tactic, an act of war.
Excessive and arbitrary violence exercised with impunity is nothing new.
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Perdrisat has just been busted for bullying a recruit almost to the point of suicide and having an office absolutely full of Nazi decoration as well as numerous other allegations of racism directed at him (and his team) from members of the public. #ACAB
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Hello everyone - what is the most divorced thing you've ever seen? The thing with the biggest "divorce" energy, however you might define that?.
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even if you’re transphobic and think they’re both men, it’s a gay wedding. i’m sorry that you de-transitioned and started dressing like a circus clown but you would actually need to be insane and/or thick as pigshit to think there’s anything straight about this.
Two straight men entering into a gay marriage with one another, while wearing dresses. Have you witnessed a historic event of this magnitude ever before?
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am absolutely loving this new trend of americans trying to apply the concept of indigenous people to the uk, like solidarity with cheddar man or whatever.
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probably helps to understand that this mental gymnastics pretty much only exists so people can square the cognitive dissonance of having far-right politics while also basing like half their culture on “we won wwii”.
Nobody seems to know one crucial fact. The Nazis were very Left-wing. They hated Christianity and deliberately set children against their parents. They imposed penal taxes on the middle class and attracted Communists to their ranks. via @mailplus.
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the bbc trying to pass off mall ninja shit as a deadly scourge is hilarious
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it’s fucking wild that somebody was prosecuted for slagging off captain tom on here, but turning point are allowed to go around literally saying “we will stalk you and we will use the information to direct our psycho followers to attack you” and it’s just… fine 🙃.
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so glad we’ve got temu neville chamberlain in charge 🥰.
On behalf of the United Kingdom, I send my warmest congratulations to President @realDonaldTrump on his inauguration as the forty-seventh President of the United States. The special relationship between the UK and the US will continue to flourish for years to come.
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Okay. Middlesbrough, 1957. There’s your fucking golden age.
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
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they could have broken ten cop noses and it’s still wrong, unprofessional and probably hella illegal to kick somebody in the head while they’re on the floor with 2 separate tazers still in them. the police aren’t entitled to “take revenge” or whatever the fuck.
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lol violence is never acceptable unless you’re doing it to kids, amirite? 😏😏
Violence is never ever acceptable and has no place in our politics or democracy. I wish Iain Duncan Smith well and look forward to watching our team @SpursOfficial at White Hart Lane with him later on this season.
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jk rowling is katie hopkins for people who shop at waitrose.
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oh what the fuck?! absolutely fuck this. most autistic people i know are both very left wing and have an absolutely unshakeable sense of fairness and morality. fucking scum, associating the condition with nazism.
i’m sure that he acted with the utmost professionalism and ensured that being a cop always came before being nonce or a terrorist 🐷
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this is probably the most union-jack-wwii-coded thing that’s been suggested for ages but you can guarantee the “bring back national service and rationing!” people are the first to call it communism.
Nesta (Britain's state-funded 'innovation agency for social good') has endorsed the creation of state-run restaurants to provide subsided healthy food. Do you think this would be a good use of public money?.
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“I went to a public toilet and somebody else was in there and they were in a minority and I didn’t know where to hide my massive bigotry so I dived into a cubicle and started scripting like a whole horror movie about what was going on… then she just finished and left?! wtf!”
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well if that’s true, then what the fuck sort of society have you horrid soulless cunts created where something as simple and normal as “dying your hair” is just fully expected to put you in danger of violence?.
@D0ct0rCLIMMOMS My brother is gay, but he dresses normally and does not dye his hair in strange colors. No one ever beat him or insulted him. If you live in a society where not everyone is tolerant, why provoke? The boy brought trouble on himself, he knew he's risking.
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@gardainfo that’s a street value of about €90 if you’re lucky, pal. well done for preventing maybe 6 people from getting to sleep or giggling at the telly, though. excellent work lads.
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@Sami_Historian corbyn needed to be a baddie, tho. like he didn’t lose because of his politics or his platform, he kinda lost because he wasn’t combative enough, like it’s sad but we are here and it is now 🤷♀️.
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men, what’s stopping you looking like this?.
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the “horribly depressed ‘normal’ hospital worker relying on others for a sense of self-worth that never appeared” to “insane swordfighting trans woman living her best life as a medieval armourer” pipeline is real. fuck the haters, happy pride.
Happy pride month! Don't let this month go by without finding out if transsexualism is right* for you!. *terms and conditions may apply but yes it is take the hormones babe
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transphobia, you cunt.
What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible?.
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lmao look at this insane walt cunt in his dambusters jacket
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social class is hereditary. it’s passed on via the genes and it lives inside a little house in your dna. i learned this at medical school.
@cheapncheerless @eddiemarsan You do know Eddie’s a van driver’s son from Stepney, right. ?.
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lmao fucking hell. i found a guy.
103 years ago today, the last Tsar of Russia was received into Heaven along with his family, after being martyred by the Bolsheviks. This began the bloodiest period in Christian history: The Atheist-Communist Soviet Union
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honestly this isn’t ever said enough:. even if you *are* on benefits because you made the wilful choice to not work, you’re not accessing a secret cheat code to luxury living, you’re literally choosing to lose out and live a life where you have less than everybody else.
Nobody is getting on benefits to live the good life. Absolutely nobody.
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@ReturnoftheSK @Dr_BellaR @No7Sammy she has my sympathy for her struggle, the literal king of england does not. if you think that’s psychopathic, go and touch some grass you bootlicking freak.
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why does he talk like that and what’s wrong with his head?.
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reach out to WHO?.for WHAT?. you are a fucking medical professional, what is this shit?!. most patients i see who really need their mental health to MATTER are bounced between a&e and the police because there isn’t actually adequate help available. you. fucking. rube.
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sometimes i just have to remind myself. feels good. (2017 vs 2022)
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so like a month ago, i figured this out and i told you guys and my best irl mate and i was boymoding in public terrified of ppl giving me shit for wearing nail varnish or some other weird shit and now i’m proudly strutting about the outside world absolutely killing it in a skirt.
aight fuckos, listen up. there’s been some changes round here:. my name is katie, i am a trans woman, my pronouns are she/they. i’m a long way off being this open in meatspace so this is the very beginning of a process and if you’re nice, i might even answer your questions.
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the deprivation of probably the most horrific war there’s ever been has become a comfort blanket for the kind of person who breaks down in tears if next door’s grass hasn’t been cut and it’s so fucking weird.
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god office work is fucking soul destroying, how the fuck do so many of you cope with this … nothingness?.
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“cut out everything that makes life worth living because energy companies need that money more than you do” …there is just something so fucking *evil* at the heart of british culture, it’s sinister as fuck.
@BBCNews Add to that wear more wool, use a flask don't buy starbucks/Costa. Cut out gigs, theatre, cinema, smoking, vaping, 'recreational' drugs, paying for gyms & peloton, deliveroo etc. Batch cook meals, use airers not tumbledryers, avoid dry cleaners, make do & mend - you'll survive.
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can’t get over how they’ve badly cropped his photo so it looks like he’s peeking out from behind the frame
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kier starmer is the only man who’s been a stepdad to his own children.
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uk is just the most uptight joyless country with the most dismal grey culture. damp shithole where people wank themselves senseless over the fact it’s so miserable here.
Ministers could limit student numbers on lower-earning arts degrees
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maybe ill-advised at 5:30am but i’ve just sent a fucking huge text to my estranged mother coming out as trans, so let the circus commence 🥳.
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sooo the IDF are just casually using chemical weapons, if not deliberately *on* UN peacekeepers, then deliberately danger-close *to* them… in a sane world, the nations whose troops are stationed with UNIFIL would treat this as an act of war and retaliate.
UNIFIL statement:. Early this morning, peacekeepers at a UN position in Ramyah observed three platoons of IDF soldiers crossing the Blue Line into Lebanon.
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as much as i fucking despise jess, as somebody who actually grafted in a&e for like a decade, i would like to point out that attending the emergency department because you are (or feel like you are) having a medical emergency is, in fact, completely valid and WHAT IT EXISTS FOR.
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