Former party girl & uber fruit fly trapped in a social media bubble with a cat named Biscuit 🐈 Views are all mine & nobody else's🤗
@speedqueenie
on Insta 💖💫
A book of revelations. I loved it!
The tabloids & the Mailonline will continue to write twenty thousand nonsense articles a month about them, and you might believe them, unless you read this
#PrinceHarry
#MeghanMarkle
#Spare
Ann Widdecombe - "We've all got a part to play in this."
I'm guessing her part doesn't involve squashing herself onto public transport during a pandemic
#GMB
Noel Gallagher is probably the most hated man on Twitter tonight.
He struggles to stay relevant himself despite being the supposed 'talented brother'.
Liam, on the other hand, has created a new fan base of kids born in the mid to late 90s.
See ya, Noel
#Mystify
I love how offended this has got the Union Jack brigade.
You know, the people who call the rest of us 'snowflakes' & love BoJo.
"I'm not watching Hootenanny coz I can't stand Stormzy!"
Get a grip.
Here, have some flags 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
#Hootenanny
This dude now lives in the Philippines with his new wife.
Faked his own death, destroyed his family in the process, then fucked off to find a younger woman.
Utterly selfish, despicable prick 🤗
#thethiefhiswifeandthecanoe
The fact she just referred to them leaving the Royal Family as 'Megxit' as she tries to justify her terrible articles tells me everything I need to know about this 'reporter'
#ThisMorning
@48_Crash
@davidmbarnett
@EmmaKennedy
If people are spending significantly more money on energy bills, the economy will suffer anyway, as there will be far less disposable income to spend on anything else.
Dami should just be single.
Luca is far too jealous to have a girlfriend.
Davide is not used to women who don't hang off his every word.
Adam is the definition of a fuckboy, Paige already knows this & doesn't care.
Andrew is his own worst enemy.
Deji & Billy 🍿
#LoveIsland
@themichaelowen
@EmmaRaducanu
Congratulations Emma, here's a picture of me having a giant inflatable penis inserted into my ear during the summer of 2012.
Susanna Reid getting an interview with BoJo the Clown 🤡 before Piers Morgan, and scheduling it on a day so that she doesn't have to sit next to Richard Madeley is exactly the kind of Queen behaviour I'd expect from her 👑
#GMB
The Twitter cesspool has latched itself to the
#GMB
hashtag today.
Any excuse to abuse Piers & Susanna on a daily basis & now a lot of backlash over the Windrush generation telling of their horrific experiences in detention centres.
Just horrible, heartless flag waving trolls.
A few years back an ex colleague of mine told me that if Boris Johnson became Prime Minister, the UK would be a laughing stock.
This was printed in a Dutch newspaper this week
#PMQs
@LoveIsland
What Tyrique wants more than anything is to win. He knows that far more likely with Day One Ella, he's just being a menace again 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#LoveIsland