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@Sophilingus
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Amateur clown. Bisexual wrecking ball. Fully-adult lady-child. "Dumb whore" - the Internet.
Currently an inside cat.
Joined May 2020
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One year apart: Body-ody-ody-ody VS Sucking in my belly-elly-elly-elly
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Tuivasa is just lucky THE KING Derrick Lewis decided that he wanted to take a nap. Don't argue with me, i'm sad.
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DAMN, I thought I liked
@KFCBarstool
on
@LegionOfSkanks
but "In the eeeend, I didn't really knooow him" 😏
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"An endless scroll of pre-teens dropping it to Doja Cat, or as Bill Clinton calls it, Uber eats" 🤣💀
#ClintYeastwood
TikTok & Ellen Share An Evil Secret...
Full piece here -
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@MrWoogie69420
@PageSix
That's just the medical requirement for having to sit through an Adelle concert.
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Ok, I think I get it now: Make overtly sexual joke = gain follower, Make thought-out, witty joke = lose followers...
(Opens butthole)
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@feraljokes
It's like 90% of the comments on your posts, but it probably wouldn't be, if you had any semblance of self-awareness, tact, or loyalty, and weren't a massive, black-face wearing, talentless, hypocrite... but here we are 🤡
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@feraljokes
Sooo... is crying about more talented comedians meant to make you better at comedy, or more likeable to an audience?
It's not working.
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Flashback to Sept 2019, to that one time I took the perfect selfie... It was all downhill from here.
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@BackwoodSweeti3
My god, I'm ashamed that I'm just hearing you! Instant fan! Much love feom the UK!
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@AreYouGarbage
@KevinRyanComedy
@HFoleyOnIce
@BrendanSchaub
I prefer when you guys interview comedians.
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@XXL
If this is as accurate as the first season, I'm guessing they'll have super powers by the end of it.
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Omg...
@Shanemgillis
was sooo good tonight! The latest material is so strong, one of these dumb-dildo streaming services had better give him some money reeeal soon!!!
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People who enjoy dark and "edgy" comedy have often been through some of the darkest things a human can go possibly through, and those jokes that some find offensive, give others the strength to get through the day. I don't know why anyone would try and take that away from anyone.
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@stavvybaby
Haven't seen Adam in a while, but their transition looks like it's going wonderfully.
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@ThaDrkness
@luisjgomez
I think I've missed something... presumably because it happened on Brennan's podcast?
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@feraljokes
He's got a gorgeous girl, a wonderful, smart son, and a growing business... You, on the other hand, tweet like a bitter ex-girlfriend 🤡
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@SomeBWord
Imagine how badly you'd take it if someone made fun of your sexuality like that...
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No YOU can't make jokes about that...
Me? I'm actually funny 😜
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Hey guys, sorry for being AWOL, I have birthdayed again... still at an age where "real adults" talk to me like a child, and yet, just 2-3 years away from being too old for Leonardo DiCaprio.
What did I miss?
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I swear, I'm the youngest person at the Gillis show, with exception of the bar staff.
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I still can't decide what my favourite tune on the new
@Nekrogoblikon
album is, but it's somewhere between the first 11 tracks 🥰🤘
#metal
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There's no reason to "ghost" a person...
...better than finding out they listen to "The Fighter & the Kid".
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Just a friendly reminder; Jokes aren't meant to offend... you're just a "what about me" cunt 😘😝
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I literally don't remember taking this, but I look cute and I've never posted before, soooo...
#NewProfilePic
#Kinda
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If anyone asks... that was a typo 😏
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@luisjgomez
@LegionOfSkanks
@TheStandNYC
@gasdigital
@robertkelly
@jeremiahstandup
@bigjayoakerson
@ComicDaveSmith
It had better have nothing to do with the sexpest or Ookie Cookie!
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Hey,
@TeamYouTube
if you take away dark comedy, then all we have left is making fun of Brendan Schaub, and even if he's cheating on his wife with Brian Callen RIGHT NOW, those jokes aren't enough to keep my favourite sad people breathing . FREE
@columtyrrell
#FreeColumTyrell
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My friends and loved ones kept running away, so I got one I can keep on a chain.
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@daltonleepruitt
Matt Rife looks like a young Tony Hinchcliffe had access to aids medication.
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Some days, Twitter feels exactly being at school again...
...In the way that, I still think I'm one of the funniest people in the room, despite the fact that no one likes me, or talks to me🤷
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Sword swallowing and deepthroating are the same skill, right?
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@4ChordsNoNet
@mallondavid1
@elliotsteelcom
As a victim of both, I hope he does! Many people wouldn't be here if they couldn't laugh about the worst things that happened to them... but please, be a "good person", and take that away from us... do it on social media, so people can see how good you are! Go you! 🤗
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I finally joined Tinder...
And then swiftly un-joined Tinder...
Ew.
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@feraljokes
I've been at it for around three years, in a worse country for spots/stand-up, and I still get up 3-4 spots a week.. you just weren't talented enough to burn all the bridges in the way you did, n now you're at where you're at 🤷♀️
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I was too young to appreciate Patrice 'O Neal while he was living, but "Funny jokes and unfunny jokes come out of the same birth" is such an important quote to me, that I'd have it as a tattoo, if the funniest place to get it wasn't the lower-back.
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@luisjgomez
I don't know why everyone keeps bugging you about this, and never about bringing the "Offend" T back. Bring it back!!! Mine melted like 2 years ago 😭
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Zac opened, and was the best imo. Luis was also good.
London was a fucking blast!!! 1 show tonight in Belfast with
@ComicDaveSmith
@ZASpookshow
and
@RobbieTheFire
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I feel personally attacked... accurately, personally attacked 😅
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@BritishGQ
@BennyBsf
Can't wait until Drakes "hot 16" about growing up on the mean streets of Degrassi 🤣
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Had to pause the new Bill Burr
#Netflix
movie around the 10 minutes mark. Does it get any better? It feels like the third straight-to-video sequel for a 2000's franchise nobody gives a fuck about anymore...
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@what_up_bbgirl
Yuck. I preffered single, angry, might've-F'd-me-on-the-eve-of-my-18th-Birthday Luis 😒
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@TacosY3s
@luisjgomez
Ari's the type of dude to change the logo, just to fuck up people's tattoos😂
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Everything is better with caffeine...
...Particularly, my crippling caffeine addiction.
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Will watch anything Shane does. I just hope Stavrous doesn't annoy me too much 🙏
Tires, a new comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres May 23.
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Posting pics of me and she who birthed me because I miss her, and because she's definitely had enough of talking to me today 🤣
#MothersDay2021
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@feraljokes
I can sum up the overall vibe... if half your peers think you're a c*nt, and a large portion of your engagements are people telling you you're a c*nt... then there's a good chance...
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To all the NSFW accounts out there... the jokes on you... I work from home 😝🍑💦💦
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Brendan Schaub is suing a small, nerdy Youtuber for making fun of him cheating on his wife... What a DORK
#BrendanSchaub
#MMA
#DORK
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S'up? Sorry for the absence over the past week... got another year closer to my sell-by date! Finally old enough to get drunk in NY 🥰
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I wish I was a man for the day, just so I could angrily use the phrase "eat my butthole", and it actually summon the desired response 😑
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@RealAssPodcast1
You know, I didn't want our fans to put your personal details out there, or harass your grandparent's, but when it happens (and it's likely to happen), it's important that you know, you did everything to ensure that it happens.
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I hope the next
#90DayFiance
spin-off is a true crime series about how that Russian chick Julia killed Brandon and his parents, and burnt down their farm
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That's not a dance move, it's a seizure. Someone call a doctor.
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
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