Robbie Bernstein
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King of the Caucs. Lord of the sandwiches. Professional crop duster.
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There's a lot going on in the world and I just wanted to weigh in that I think everyone is wrong. Whatever opinion you have, it's wrong and I want you to know that I feel that way and that others should speak up as well
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Everyone should hold out. The massive Vax strike of 2021. Look at the labor market. Do companies really want to loose their workforces right now? I think we have more leverage then is realized.
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Clubs got mandates. I'll play people's kitchens. Let's go.
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Alopecia isn't a medical condition. It's being bald. It's the medical term for being bald. There's no walks for baldness or apploads for your courage. You shave your head and move on. In jada's case she still looks good. Which is why so many men have sex with her in front of Wil
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For anyone not sure how this happened apparently they had a lady guarding him
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I don't care if this is one day...one month...one year - this is a trophy going on my wall. Haha on the entire universe that I'm part of something that was number 1 in news on a major platform.
I recently heard a long-time liberal YouTube host (ie someone whose wealth depends on Google) claiming Rumble's view counts are fraudulent (he should be careful since they sell ads).
Meanwhile, 3 of the top 20 news shows on Spotify are Rumble shows (with 3 NPR & 3 Daily Wire).
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If we don't act now everyone will die. This is the fight of our lives. Also, I'm taking the next few months off from work.
Buttigieg says delay in climate action will cost lives amid reports of Manchin roadblock
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First theater gig with the potp family opening for
@ComicDaveSmith
. Holy wowser that was cool. Thanks Portland of all places.
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@Lukewearechange
You know nothing about the me from the size of my body
Well I know that you're in my seat.
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Mcdonalds makes masks mandatory for all customers but will continue killing them with their food.
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If you asked me to make the most confused face possible I couldn't even do this.
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Very cool
This Wednesday I’ll be debating
@LauraLoomer
on the Israel Palestine war. I’m thrilled to be a part of this debate series by the great publication that is
@zerohedge
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If airlines go passports I'm not canceling Nashville. I'll road trip down and try and set up more backyards in route. Show the hell up to the Nashville show (actually in Bon Aqua). I'll go clubless comedy porch tour year round and hopefully win over the entire unvaxed market.
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10 hours of I never said that and I don't recall
NEW - Anthony “The Science” Fauci Has Arrived for His Interview w/ the COVID Select Subcommittee
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How soon till Fauci goes:
Ok I funded the creation of this virus but look at the death rate. This is barely even a virus. We live with the flu and that's the way worse. You guys are over reacting.
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I guess my biggest question is why would a wealthy guy pay for a fat hooker? Maybe that was the argument - I ordered a twink - what the hell is this shit.
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Believe all women - but maybe give it a few days to see if the NY Times just made it up.
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@PeterRQuinones
She's right. It's part of the passover ritual. Since we no longer have sacrificial lambs we use the blood of from abortions to mark jewish doors. It's the holiest of ceremonies and the entire family dresses up and goes to the clinic
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Andrew Yang makes no sense to me. He might single handily ruin the stereotype that Asians are good at math. That sucks for Asians. They worked so hard for that distinction. All that math studying for nothing.
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Fauci next project should be to fund a lab where they study how to gain a conscience.
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Not my finest work but anyone ever see one of these screens before. It's like reaching a new level in a video game.
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oooh come to bed and tell me some secreets. You have such good secrets.
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Shane Gillis as trump for president. That's what I say.
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I also had sex with Obama. Can I get on tucker. There was no Crack involved. I was just really turned on. It was a beautiful evening and I'm pretty sure I fathered the thinner of their two girls.
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Everyone be careful not to read FDA documents or Vaccine pre trial data on your youtube channels. They will flag you for medical misinformation.
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Anyone want to try out being gay with me? This looks like a nice moment. One question - if neither actually delivered a baby, did they get into a hospital bed to take a picture? I thought we were having problem having enough of these beds for covid patients? But it's a nice pic.
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Dt is invincible. I have to start eating more cheeseburgers.
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Bidens completed his first 100 days in office and I'm begining to question this mans comitment to getting rid of all of the malarky.
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6 feet apart in the tunnel before cramming into the plane together.
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They went with broken chin biden tonight. I wonder what the other Bidens are up to.
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This is a concerning start to the UFO hearings. They've got an alien adressing congress.
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Wow I'm starting a new podcast called rob calls customer service. If you have a problem, I will call on your behalf and record the conversation and put it out as a podcast. We will end corporate scams.
@Hertz
you have no idea what you started here.
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I'm over this Ukraine thing. Can Trudeau just take some emergency powers and shut it down?
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I solemnly swear to uphold corporate pharma profits....
Sworn in and ready for my first day as CDC Director! 👍
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That face you make when you know you will be in a select group of individuals who in five years will have viable semen.
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the U.S. drone strike that killed 10 civilians as the last U.S. forces were leaving Afghanistan did not violate rules of international warfare.
Might be time for new rules.
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Should I wait her all day for this lady to come back to her car and ask her on a date? I think this is the one.
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But without government - who will derail the trains?
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10K Even bitches. Please no one else follow me. I like even numbers. Let's not ruin this moment.
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Why is Ivermectin being refered to as horse medication?
I know that it is given to horses but isn't their a non horse option that's been given to humans for a pretty long time? Also, IF it works, who cares if it was intended for horses?
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Great evening with
@ChrisFromBklyn
and
@ComicDaveSmith
Someone give me enough money that I can retire and spend my entire life wearing dumb shirts drinking at a bar.
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Who has a good coverage of the pfizer data dump. Hearing references but not a single example of something juicy. Who has the juice? I'm thirsty.
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Chips are a weird side but respect for Tom's sandwich game.
I'm eating this in a restaurant. I realize this makes me a right-wing extremist
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I got 52 followers today. Has something happened or is this what Elon Musk Twitter life looks like? I cant imagine changes have been implemented this fast?
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Packed house.
@ComicDaveSmith
killing it.
@ChrisFromBklyn
crushed to. I didn't get a picture. Props to
@bierbarondc
. Great room.
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Maybe someone from the Taliban can create a Cave survival business. How to wait out the US government for 20 years. Might be helpful for us Unvaxed folks.
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Podcast prepping. This green room was beautiful but we threw a real rager in here last night. Some guy actually just woke up. Slept here all night. Get your tickets. Late night pod. Detroit. Let's go.
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Just going by woke rules - would you have to assume that whatever this group of older white people were doing must be inherently evil?
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Anyone affiliated with Truckers in Canada or have contacts hit me up? I want to go to canada and do shows for them. I'll get right in the individual cabs and run my morning broadcast. Or something. Haven't done logistics. Summer Porch Tour - winter Ottawa trucker cabin edition
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Oh nice. The gay mexican will be attending the convention.
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Can you believe PA has a designated spot to sex traffic. It's like a labor pickup. How come no one's talking about this. Government really is in on this.
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Wow. We had this wrong. You need to be on drugs to understand biden.
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Gonna be childaberding all day. All are welcome to join me on this bench and pretend like your deep in thought.
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For all these science lovers that have been vaccinated - How about a thankyou to me for Voluntarily putting myself at Covid risk and remaining in the control group?
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So if Alex Jones is liable - everyone who lost there job from this policy - we gonna see billion dollar lawsuits on this one. What did more harm? Being wrong on shooting or how to respond to covid?
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Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor of California. She's one politican we can believe is actually willing to make changes.
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Looks like Cuomo doesn't see it that way. You can insert what he doesn't see that way but he doesn't see it that way.
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Help me stand up against
@gatorade
with it's unrealistic yoga pose standards. How many necks will be snapped by overweight individuals feeling empowered to try this at home?
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I didn't survive not getting vaccinated to breathe formaldehyde fumes from Canada.
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Sick weekend in Dallas with
@ComicDaveSmith
. Live pod after this and Detroit next. Let's go
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I'm going to buy whatever Yeezy's I can because there's nothing more jewish then getting shit at a discount
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Looking forward to POTP Today where we will do a full analysis of Meghan Merkle on Oprah. Rarely are there news events this meaningful that we are able to discuss.
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I don't jizz in my socks. But if you did that for a lifetime. And then turned it into a sock puppet. And then a wizard gave that sock puppet life - it would look like Joe Biden.
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They're goingdoor to door with the vaccines - has anyone ever come to your door to sell you something that was good?
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Fun first show
@zaniesnashville
opening for
@ComicDaveSmith
. The 4pm day drinkers showed up.
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Get your popcorn. Hopefully Mr Smith slays the demon.
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@MarcDClair
I'd love to get it but all my veighns are a little tapped out from heroin usage right now.
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So how'd it go in washington?
well I got us the funding but Biden definitely put his hand up my ass.
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My Kentucky boner rages on
Sen. Rand Paul:
"No Democrat will honestly ask whether Bernie Sanders incited the shooter that nearly killed Steve Scalise."
"No Democrat will ask whether Maxine Waters incited violence when she literally told her supporters" to confront Trump officials in public.
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very cool.
It really his bizarre how every question about the COVID devoid of politics -- efficacy of cloth masks, wisdom of shutting schools, even whether the origins of the pandemic were known -- polarized along Dem/GOP lines. Listen to
@ComicDaveSmith
explain why that happened:
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Anyone watch the Biden town hall? Every other sentence is an Aleppo moment.
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this dude makes me insecure
hat on he looks like brad Pitt. It's got a fight club energy.
Hat off recently divorced chump who is really happy to have a management job and says come on guys to other jamba juice employees a bunch.
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I'm retweeting my own tweet. I don't know if that's flagrantly not cool, but I don't think enough of the internet told me how funny this was yet.
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Fuaci is a bat and made the virus so that people's blood would be more delicious. That's the real covid story.
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Just stopping by to visit Uncle Joe. We've got plans today to stutter and be confused on stuff. He's a little upset that he couldn't go to Obama's party so I might let him beat me in connect 4. That's his fav.
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Guys I call for an immediate statement from the DNC on tard or not. Just lmk. Is this off limits? We're capable of being respectful but if the guys a mute with ADD who talks through his tears - that can't be off limits?
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Does Detroit get a lot of dead birds? I'm new here.
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