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I'm not sure why "The Clash" is trending but I'm 100% in favor of it.
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@XOATOA
@dats
@troy_jefferson
why not buy commercial tickets for your goddamn employees to get where they need to go & honor your customers?
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@TheKitastrophe
@NewBlackScholar
@JessicaHuseman
@_lifestyled
@ProPublica
on another thread they dubbed him a "Hypo-Tritt" it made me giggle
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@chriscozart
@citronut
@TMZ
Wes, MD: When you removed your shirt and ran into that burning building & came out with all the orphans it was amazing. Your ripped, waxed & tanned chest made the women around me yelp! Incredible. Anyway, all the best w/ your dating efforts. Any woman would be lucky to have you!
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I just found out I passed a certification exam that I have been studying for for a couple of months. It’s such a relief, and I am not quite sure how to react. But I’m having tacos as a starter.
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With Ken Jennings back on
#Jeopardy
who is going to fill my room with the sounds of phony, forced and uncomfortable laughter?
Come back never, Mayim
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Brilliant idea! In response to
@Netflix
forcing autoplay trailers on us: A huge gang of us to go to the campus parking lot and scream at employees with bullhorns for no reason. Every morning. "ARE YOU GOING TO WORK??? HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST KEVIN HART VIDEO??"
@stopautopreview
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Another teen suicide at East. Always makes me feel so sick. No child should feel so alone. I don’t know what the right first step is, but I know we can do better.
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@weather4us
My daughter lucked out and has you as her long-term sub this year so far. She's so happy!
However: I predict she'll turn on you like a viper if this forecast doesn't come to pass. Her love is very conditional.
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@SStevens_Writer
@ThatEricAlper
my wife has only watched this about 4000 times. My favorite to re-use over and over: "It's called a LANCE... Heellloooo?"
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So one morning last week I left the house with a burner on and another day I left the broiler on. Wife thought it would be a good idea to have a reminder of some sort. 3 days of success to celebrate so far!
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@BoringEnormous
@snogzilla
Nobody liking this tweet has *any* idea how brutal it would be to raise triplets. We barely survived twins!
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My wife just sent these pictures to me while I'm in the office and I'm weeping like a deranged lunatic. Someone is going to call Human Resources, I swear.
WHY MUST THEY HAVE TO GROW UP AND LEAVE ME???
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Want to see something cool,
#LNK
? Our building used to be the Children's Museum. One of our store rooms has hand prints from kids long ago
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@dog_rates
@freeman_art_la
Floor Sharks are freaking scary as h*ck but the Fluffy ones are just. Wow. Terrifying. Who gonna rock me to sleep after seeing this danger?
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@TennesseeBourbn
@digglerjuice
@RizzShow
@MoonValjeanHere
@iamRafeWilliams
@lernvsradio
"saved countless lives". you've got a flair for the drama, my man.
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If you are inclined join me in saying prayers for several good folks this morning:
@_MISTERSMITH
‘s daughter who goes in for her procedure soon
@IMFletcher2
’s dad as he faces health concerns
@homejames4
that he finds peace in his work situation
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@JackMitchellLNK
@iKalebHenry
I'm probably in the minority but I usually groan when I hear "coming up we're interviewing the coach/player/etc..." Sports interviews are almost always a waste of time for me. But the Amy Williams interview was really good. She's authentic and refreshing. Really enjoyed it.
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The new steed is finally here. First car I have bought for myself since 1997. 300 horsies but standard transmission not available 😢😢
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We were out delivering
#mealsonwheels
this morning. As is typical on Sat I got up too late and didn’t shovel driveway or walk. The ring alert went off and when I tuned in amazing neighbor
@Mitch_Jones1
was doing shoveling for us. We aren’t worthy of his kindness. For reals.
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@ericrelkin
@GEAUX_LEARN
This is what my eyes told me too. Like he was violating the laws of physics. I'm hunting for full speed capture.
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I don’t hate on Joe Buck like most people but when he says stupid crap like “John Elway was drafted by the Denver Broncos” it makes it hard to defend him
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Grilling is complete. You can all exhale. It’s sketch outside for sure. We are ready for some basement time!
@rustywx
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Watching the Twinners graduate today. Over / under on number of times I get ugly emotional: 4.5
Call to worship from the Reverends Slim and Shady.
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Taking two cars to Denver this time as I need to come back early. We got us a convoy! Son and I have the rental rig. Dudemobile! Telling the girls that when they call to talk on the phone they have to fake static noise and end each sentence with “over”.
#WalkieTalkies
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I brought a healthy lunch from home but
@LazzarisPizza
put up the PizzaSignal. Had to respond like the superhero I am.
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@JordanSkora
@ScottHastings
wow. Good thing we all grow out of this. Would hate for all of us to be this respectful and flexible as adults
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Heard from
@Imhere4Apolo
&
@Mitch_Jones1
that
@IMFletcher2
is moving toes, arms, legs & even head. Fantastic news to start week.
#Pray4Fletch
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Delivered
#MealsOnWheels
this am. Elderly woman wouldn’t answer door & there was an alarm going off inside house. Called police & had dialog with an exceptional dispatcher. Got a follow up call from well-check officer that she was fine.
@Lincoln_Police
are truly the best.
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She is home recovering. Lots of pain but she will be okay. Hydrocodone to the rescue!
My sweet baby girl is going under the care of an anesthesiologist and a surgeon today AND I'M NOT HAVING ANY ISSUES DEALING WITH IT
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Aaarrgh. My heart feels explody.
Twins senior year.
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I FEEL LIKE I COULD HURL
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I keep searching for news about
#Barbuda
but there's nothing. I can't imagine that's good news. 1600 souls.
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My sweet baby girl is going under the care of an anesthesiologist and a surgeon today AND I'M NOT HAVING ANY ISSUES DEALING WITH IT
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@CMargaronis
@zachbraff
Tell. It. Sister.
“Let’s see... it’s a 65mph freeway so if I get on at 40mph and ease in over a few thousand yards that should work..”
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Grilling kebabs and pineapple. Juan Collins to drink. Jimmy Buffet on the bluetooth. Beautiful night. Pretty good stuff.
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My guys went to a Formal last night and they looked AWESOME.
My son tied his own tie!!
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The twins went to homecoming tonight (no, not together) & like a great father I'm out of town doing something selfish. Aren't they amazing?
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Shout out to
@gore_ranger
for letting me know my breakfast was on TV in Denver this morning. I’ve just lost one more of my 15 minutes of fame apparently.
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Snapshots from Sat night fancy dinner. It was a ton of fun. And our tiramisu was LEGIT. Nora made the menu herself on her sister’s Macbook.
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Bachelor feast. Fairway meets had prime ribeye on sale so I splurged on one. I’m worth it.
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Clerk: <scans avocado> “Is that all you need?”
Me: “Yep. It’s taco night! I’m psyched!”
Clerk: “Ok. Your passport please”
Me: <remembering the new anti-grocery fraud law> ”Dammit! “
President Trump, telling his supporters why he wanted Americans to be required to show identification before casting their votes, claimed that they needed to have IDs "to buy groceries." He did not elaborate.
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The homies came for pizza night. YES!!
So fun for me. Please see the next post!! Need your help.
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Apparently my youngest and most high-maintenance child met
@nmaestas
today at his truck and gave him a hard time about not serving sour cream. I apologize Nick, but this is the sort of trouble I endure daily. I have failed as a father.
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So J & I got to visit
@IMFletcher2
& bring his family dinner. What a treat! He talked a little w/ us. It's joyful & emotional. Love that guy
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The rental car company apparently thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. A Camry would have been just fine.
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Look who is out and about and defying doctor's orders?
@IMFletcher2
the bad patient. I'm glad that he's here though
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I’m so proud of this
#hero
. This was her third attempt to donate and her perseverance paid off. She gave a pint to save lives!
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@swear_trek
@homejames4
“My ears are weird? Your mom didn’t mind holding onto them last night “
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@TheBigPic
I feel like Amanda has the best combination that truly captures the time. Lots of other good flicks but she wins IMO
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Donating blood this morning. I asked if we could use an artery instead of a vein since I’m in a hurry. No sense of adventure in the blood mobile.
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Serious traffic transgression in
#LNK
. This woman was signaling, trying to change lanes but nobody would let her in. Good-hearted me slowed down for her. NO COURTESY THANK YOU WAVE!! 😡🤯
Hope someone disappoints her today and she experiences psychic pain.
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@thealarm
Spirit of '76 just came on iTunes random and it made my morning. Keep fighting Mike!
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@ChrisDunkerLJS
I tuned in for some Jim Rome SuperBowl chatter and instead got more of the relentless / repetitive single-minded content you hear on
@KLINRadio
22 hours a day.
Apparently the Fox-news tribe are overwhelmingly the folks who listen to radio, so all programming is theirs.
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@jenndangerous
One example of why my 11 year old will not let me and wife sleep alone at grandmas house.
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YES!! I heard from
@Imhere4Apolo
and
@Mitch_Jones1
that
@IMFletcher2
is talking and walking and being Jim! Such great great news!
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I'm convinced the
#SpyBalloon
was sent by Lancaster County to figure out if I have a backyard improvement that will allow them to jack up my property taxes another 9%.
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In case there was ever any question regarding my sainthood I am standing in line, in the cold, to be one of the first 150 to get into
#LoveTheLocals
so that my wife (who is teaching Sunday school) can get a swag bag.
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Sold the truck we’ve had since the kids were in elementary school. We put almost 200,000 miles as a family in her. it’s downright emotional.
Goodnight, Pathy. You served us wonderfully.
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Last night’s pizza was craaaaazy! Hummus. Chili oil. Spanish chorizo. Feta. Mozzarella. Sundried tomato. Arugula. I MUST BE STOPPED!!
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@JackMitchellLNK
There’s nothing that can take away from my enjoyment of knowing that I’m an elite, paying for Peacock.
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Omg. We are going to my wife’s favorite restaurant. For MY birthday.
She is priceless
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@darrenrovell
I think a good takeaway for him would be that he shouldn't talk as much. And ideally, not ever.
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If you’re in Walmart and you don’t say this out loud in Steven Tyler’s voice you’re not my friend.
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Calls me in hysterics.
Listen: If you’re a 35 year old sloppy loser, don’t approach teenaged women and think you’re making their day with your lascivious bullshit. You’re either a human trafficker or you’re fucking creepy. I hate you for ruining my girl’s night.
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@ChrisDunkerLJS
If I was a high-schooler right now it would be impossible for me NOT to be rebellious and come to school in cat costume just to feed the hysteria. I was a misguided handful at that age.
I keep thinking we've already had the dumbest story of our time but then BING! Something new!
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#ProTip
How to keep raspberries from spoiling at home:
1. Open container at store. Inspect every raspberry w/ microscope.
2. Bring a container of bleach water & rinse them before purchase.
3. Stop car halfway home from store and eat whole container: they are already turning.
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