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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
11 months
I might be bugging but who has ever scored a weak foot banger from that far out in football ? He might have the best weak foot ever
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11 months
Eden Hazard brought the magic from day one 🇧🇪🪄
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1 year
They gassed that Lamine Yamal kid for playing against farmers , how about doing it against Valverde Bentancur Ugarte etc
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1 year
Kendry Paez vs Uruguay. Brilliant debut for his country at the age of 16. 🔥🔥
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8 months
This should be a normal pass for a Chelsea regular, what Gallagher and Mount have done to this fanbase 😭😭
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8 months
Look at that Caicedo pass 🥵
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
3 years
I have just contracted aids after laying my eyes on this piece of garbage
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P R 4 G
1 year
Idc man that Lukaku offside is the worst decision ive seen , just clear agenda against us
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1 year
Difference? Absolute shite
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P R 4 G
1 month
I fucking hate you lot, why are you forcing a rivalry with Maino when hes clearly levels ahead
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1 month
Lavia is better than Mainoo but people ain't ready for this conversation.
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 years
Truth is Jorginho was the better player in both legs , criminal how Kante got all the hype
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P R 4 G
2 years
Look at Lukakus run and you’ll understand what Mount is all about
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P R 4 G
1 year
@ThaCarterr4 Mate he used 30 of it on Tammy so that brings it to - 100 million spend
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P R 4 G
2 years
How can you not be with Argentina …
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 months
If you are Straight, im straight. If you are gay, im gay. If you are racist, im racist.
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P R 4 G
1 year
People want to let go of this 😭
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2 years
Joao Felix vs West Ham, he had a very good game. His confidence is just something else. He is whoever he think he is💙
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P R 4 G
1 year
Nah Madueke’s potential is insane
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
1 year
Frank De Boer got sacked after 6 games , considering what Poch has done after spending 350 Million he has to go to jail and not just get sacked
@OliviaBuzaglo
Olivia Buzaglo
1 year
@CFCDaily We’re 6 games in, Christ
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
11 months
Hes done it against Stoke too , not even Ronaldo can score like that with his weak foot looool
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P R 4 G
1 year
I cannot fucking believe how our fans totally ignore how he’s our worst player week in week out
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1 year
Ben Chilwell:
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P R 4 G
11 months
@MythfieIder He deserved it in 2020 so thats why
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P R 4 G
1 year
Their tactic is so obvious , they are gonna want Colwill in exchange for Caicedo or they wont sell him to us , We simply have to get Ugarte and then retain Colwill and we are set for years
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1 year
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have rejected a £30m bid for Colwill from Brighton. ( @SkySportsNews ) #CFC
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
11 months
@tlangithegrey @JustFoden_ Bro the distance is not comparable thats on the edge of the box hahahaha
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P R 4 G
1 year
Marina needs to pay somehow ? Saying Allison was too much then panic buying Kepa for even more is criminal , i will always hate her with intensity
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Alisson Becker - 22/23
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1 year
The attack
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1 year
🚨 💥 “In the next days I think Chelsea will try and ATTACK this situation (Moises Caicedo) @FabrizioRomano @ChampsHouseCBS #CFC
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P R 4 G
2 years
@Yerdas_out Shouldve stopped at smell
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P R 4 G
2 years
@ConnCFC Hazard easily makes it , Iniesta too
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
1 year
We need to abuse him more than we ever did for Mount next season
@Re7ceRevivaI
R 🪁🇦🇷
1 year
this footballer simply cannot start for Chelsea next season
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
1 year
Jorginho carried his ass for so long and he stole all the light from him
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
1 year
N’Golo Kanté is on the verge of joining Al Ittihad on free transfer! Final details are being discussed then proposal will be accepted 🚨🟡⚫️🇸🇦 #CFC Al Ittihad directors just arrived in London to link up with PIF Saudi delegation to prepare documents. €100m per year until 2025.
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P R 4 G
1 year
You can tell why Pool fans hate him , this is so disrespectful
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CFCDigest
1 year
🚨🎥 | Eden Hazard 🆚 Liverpool - 2015/16! Only Eden Hazard could have dropped this performance in his 'worst' Chelsea season! 🤣♥️ He was just something else! 🔥✨
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 years
Most slept on player here
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P R 4 G
1 year
Sacking Tuchel saved this club , Imagine a Sterling Vlahovic Raphinha front 3 with Kante Rice pivot and Chilwell Dumfries as wingback
@NathGissing
Nathan Gissing
1 year
Understand Bayern Munich will go for Juventus striker Dusan Vlahovic this summer. He is Bayern’s top target. Nothing concrete as of now, but something to keep an eye on. 🇷🇸 #Bayern
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P R 4 G
2 years
Most stupid guy to ever use this platform ever surely ?
@Kxmi_29t_3 Mount with Macallister (downgrade) and Felix with Nkunku (upgrade).
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 years
@onlyapound @MasonMount You guys are ruining our club by accepting pure mediocrity
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 years
Throughball to put our striker through on goal ? No hermano. Pass it outwide to our wingers/fullbacks who cant dribble ? Yes !
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
1 year
He was my whole childhood, seeing this that day ruined my whole summer literally
@Brolinski4JDP
Del Castillo / Fagioli appreciator
1 year
They want me to cry over Mounts departure uno I lived through this
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P R 4 G
11 months
Hazard was world class from 18 till 29 , which is way more than Salah but ofcourse people will only see whats recent
@SamueILFC
Samuel
11 months
The Salah vs Hazard Debate is officially over. Mo Salah will always be better and always has a better legacy. Case closed. 🇪🇬👑
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P R 4 G
2 years
@ChelseaFC Connor Gallagher ❤️
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P R 4 G
2 years
BCT trying to sneak into the Fofana hive
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P R 4 G
2 years
Mount and Gallagher vs Fulham highlights
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P R 4 G
1 year
I will never understand why most our fanbase rates him , he has a huge shout for our worst player oat
@ibzsmo3k
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1 year
Chelsea fans want to watch this on a weekly basis🤣🤣
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P R 4 G
2 months
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P R 4 G
2 years
HOW DO YOU CUT BACK IN THIS SCENARIO RAISE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FOR ONCE
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P R 4 G
11 months
Wrong pass , wait for Mudryk 2 more seconds then play him in and its a goal
@ftblchels
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11 months
Can’t stop watching this pass from Enzo ffs
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P R 4 G
2 years
David Silva has more assists in the Premier League from open play since the start of the 19/20 season, Silva left 2 the league 2 years ago
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P R 4 G
2 years
Okay Gvardiol and Cucurella are class signinga and both are elite linebreakers , but who is gonna recieve between the lines ? Mount ? Kai ? Ziyech ? Recipe for disaster as they have 0 ball retention so we are basicly shooting ourselves in the foot and giving the foe opportunities
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P R 4 G
2 years
Rice is literally a cb in midfield, if you think thats good for a club wanting to play good football then idk
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P R 4 G
1 year
Instead of disrespecting him , Prem fans should be grateful they had the chance to witness him in this dusty ass league , easily the best ever player to step into England
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Eden Hazard - 2014/15
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P R 4 G
3 months
@Gulic8 Palmer obv
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P R 4 G
1 year
He didn’t raise his head one time in this whole comp , what do they teach midfielders at Cobham
@Trujista
TS🍇🇧🇷
1 year
Guys will be like “hear me out” and it’s one of Englands greatest midfield talents ever
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P R 4 G
1 year
Keep your head high king
@vinijr
Vini Jr.
1 year
A cada rodada fora de casa uma surpresa desagradável. E foram muitas nessa temporada. Desejos de morte, boneco enforcado, muitos gritos criminosos... Tudo registrado. Mas o discurso sempre cai em “casos isolados”, “um torcedor”. Não, não são casos isolados. São episódios
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P R 4 G
2 years
This photo gonna be iconic …
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P R 4 G
2 years
People crying about Potter not saying we are top team ? Atleast hes realistic and it means he knows our squad is gash , unlike Yes man Tuchel
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P R 4 G
1 year
If we pull this off wow
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@SomaliusJR
P R 4 G
2 years
No English losers , just pure winners and talent
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P R 4 G
2 years
Nice and all but he cant operate between the lines and has to recieve behind the first wave of press , its a problem
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2 years
Bct twitter think enzo is shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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P R 4 G
2 years
Odegaard is easily the best player on the league now yet Chelsea fans called me a hipster when i said we should’ve signed him instead of Havertz
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P R 4 G
1 year
Jackson is such an insane profile of a striker i cant believe how we got him , his link up is elite but also is his movement , ball carrying and hold up , can run the channels too , elite striker
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P R 4 G
2 years
Look at 1:28 , Auba dragged a defender and space is open , Havertz doesnt move into it and the cross goes over , any decent attacker should be aware of the space and run into it
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P R 4 G
1 year
Shut the fuck up you weirdo you wish you had one quarter of Eden’s talent
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P R 4 G
2 years
@_GS_3 Caicedo is WAY better
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P R 4 G
1 month
@Calteck_SZN Lavia is way ahead
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P R 4 G
2 years
Thiago Motta by FAR , people forget he exists
@ConnCFC
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Who’s the most under appreciated player of this generation?
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P R 4 G
2 years
People who cry for ball winning midfielders kill me , if your midfielder is completing more than 3 tackles a game on average your team's system is just wrong
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P R 4 G
2 years
Badiashile locking up Salah
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P R 4 G
3 years
Odoi getting pocketed by a Brazillian part time winger is ki11ing me
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P R 4 G
1 year
Hes so coote
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Real tark is there a finer footballer than him rn?
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P R 4 G
2 years
Mitoma Trossard Sanchez Caicedo Mac Allister Webster all start for us
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BCT
2 years
People think we have a better squad than Brighton? We don’t have some divine right to be at the top, it is something you earn. We have some players better than any Brighton player, but the overall team is simply not as good regardless of how many wins we shithouse.
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1 year
Hazard was better than Neymar throughout his career
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Which of your footballing opinions is this?
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P R 4 G
1 year
Badiashile is better than Gvardiol on the ball
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P R 4 G
2 years
Pep thought Lukaku would make runs
@Lifafanseka_10
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2 years
Pep Guardiola was so obsessed with Chelsea and Thomas Tuchel 😭
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P R 4 G
2 years
I want Koulibaly fed to 7 Pitbulls who have been starved for a month
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P R 4 G
1 year
Raising like 80 Million for Ziyech Mendy Koulibaly is fucking nuts , Boehly is the best to ever do it
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P R 4 G
2 years
Not even Tiggz can make him look good its actually fully over
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Christopher Nkunku • Welcome to Chelsea 🔵 ( @c_nk97 )
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P R 4 G
2 years
Badiashile is actually too good , he makes football look so easy ffs
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P R 4 G
1 year
@jdp343 He plays for Palace calm down
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P R 4 G
1 year
Bro how is a LB so comfortable playing as a 10 bruh
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Chelsea FC
1 year
Nico with the opener! 👏 #BluesInTheUSA
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P R 4 G
2 years
Apart from being a once in a lifetime football player , his personality just made him the most likeable player ever
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P R 4 G
1 year
If Mudryk is serious he becomes this good
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P R 4 G
2 years
My love for football in general has gone down so much ever since Hazard left us man , i can tell that i’ll stop watching soon unless i fall in love with a player like Hazard again
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P R 4 G
1 year
Dont you ever get bored you fat indian nerd
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BCT
1 year
Le Fee is way better than Fernandez
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P R 4 G
1 year
Motherfuckers will say the injury ruined him but he was just always crap
Ben Chilwell vs Liverpool (A) | Welcome to Chelsea | Ashley Cole regen? | 80 million pounds bargain?
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P R 4 G
2 years
Tbf 85 million makes sense , 120 is too much
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P R 4 G
11 months
@JustFoden_ Show me a goal of his from that far out with his left hahaha
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P R 4 G
2 years
Badiashile is only 21 and this good ?
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P R 4 G
2 years
Thiago Silva has more assists in the Prem than Mount …
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P R 4 G
2 years
These guys dont understand how attractive our project is
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P R 4 G
2 years
Where is he supposed pass ? People don’t understand how building up play works 😭
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P R 4 G
1 year
@DerSarrismo Are you actually serious saying no to him
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P R 4 G
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We produced a world class fullback pairing and fumbled it all to Newcastle …
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𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
10 months
📸 - Absolutely insane assist by Valentino Livramento!
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P R 4 G
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@Reexe_24 @Gknowsball This is why youll be working at Mcdonalds cone 30 years
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P R 4 G
2 years
@LSDWN7 Now show us his performance in the final
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P R 4 G
2 years
They actually think we paid 11 million on a loan Player to not use him in the CL
@ExpectedChelsea
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2 years
@HowaynShite Mudryk and Enzo are shoo-ins for me, it's about Felix vs Madueke vs Badiashile for the 3rd spot
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P R 4 G
2 years
Team we should roll with for the rest of the season
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P R 4 G
2 years
Mudryk Felix Enzo James and Colwill are galacticos
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P R 4 G
2 years
@_GS_3 Forget about rice , you cant function as a team with such an anti progressive player , put any player thats good in the ball in his place and our team improves loads
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P R 4 G
1 year
I guess not everyone is gifted mentally , and when you have a bit of intelligence its clear as day that Eden Hazard was the best player in the league every year he played in it bar 15/16
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Faysal
1 year
This is getting HEATEDDDDDD
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P R 4 G
2 years
Biggest regret ever here was not giving Jovacic players in attack with ball retention
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P R 4 G
2 years
Need a Cucurella comp from yesterday , hes the beautiful game
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P R 4 G
1 year
They didnt show his trivela pass sigh
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1 year
Colwill is amazing but just not this good
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P R 4 G
2 years
The way i got shocked while at Uni man , i couldn’t concentrate on anything after the news and just couldn’t believe he wasnt here anymore
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2 years
I think Fofana is the best tackler itw
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P R 4 G
2 years
People forget the mistakes he makes so easily , even in the campaign where we won the CL he gave Suarez a pass and another Porto attacker a pass , and itl every game he had 2 mistakes like that
@_STammy
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Pain what happened man
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