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@SolidStapp
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solid
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oops forgot chart
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OH MY GOD
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are you a bad enough dude to hit The Pendal?
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remember that this is why your band's vinyl takes a year and a half to get pressed
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The Tortured Poets Department (Taylor’s Version, but there’s 31 of them)
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THIS MUST BE THE PLACE (NAIVE MELODY)
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i found the thing
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@SolidStapp
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not kidding even a little bit, have gotten multiple people into black metal by showing them this album
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For someone who already listens to metal, but wants to try out Black Metal, what album would you recommend as a gateway?
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@SolidStapp
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@Be3fQu33f shut the fuck up peasant
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RIP
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Hulk Hogan has deleted all his tweets after he was hacked 😕
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@SolidStapp
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my favorite example of this is the trumpet in Storm by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
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Real music heads be like no my favorite part is these two notes played at this specific moment
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@Ffgold5 i would have dropped to my knees if i wasnt driving
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yeah i got BPD Buy Polar Disorder
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people died
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@simusgee
🎸𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐮𝒔𝒉𝐢ᥱ⭒۟
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“people died” and it’s just an album
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@erickjpressman ive been to a lot of cool places but this gave me a crazy adrenaline rush
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@SolidStapp
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Suisun City, CA [2018]
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@airbagged we used to put people in asylums for less
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my grandma: you're having a beer at 3? my grandma making 7 gallons of wine in her kitchen:
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@noxheav3n i dont use spotify but i use the similar artist section of apple music daily
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@airbagged i cant believe you have weird nerds that think about you in their free time
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personally i've never been to a show where the band hasn't stopped playing to announce that someone is about to stagedive
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@JarJarFan69 got the ad in the replies, love the everything app
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dripped out fr
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lol i am pretty lame but i'm not old
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new guy unlocked
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@Tyler_Hammer_ a genius pointed out that theres a lot of digital only here, but there are 5 LP releases and you know T Swift aint limiting the pressing to 1000 units each
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this is the pen of pens, best shit i ever used
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If your favorite pen is still a pilot G2 I wish you well on your journey. This is a good first step. Where you grow from here can only be higher.
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@SunfloerNY in case anyone thinks i cant read, pressing 5 unique versions of an album is so much more egregious than you're giving credit for; not to mention that each version will have at least 3 variants
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i just know someone will get mad at this
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the king has spoken
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@SolidStapp
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omerta is objectively correct, and every single person disagreeing that's actually a vocalist has the most carbon copy vocal tone that they learned from watching corny dudes on youtube
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“Technique” is for nerds. If your screams don’t come from the same place as the most violent and emotional sounds you’ve ever produced — if you’re not threatening the long-term health of your throat — you’re not screaming. You’re just making funny monster noises
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i fear not the band who has practiced 10,000 riffs once, but I fear the band who has practiced one riff 10,000 times
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bro i am begging you to delete this
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found out i'm fat today
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@SolidStapp Congrats. I have a gf too Want a cookie fatass?
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decided to start a culture war when the dealership inevitably posts about me buying a car
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my 16 year old car's check engine light came on last week so i'm getting a subaru tomorrow to really drive the point home that i'm either rosie o'donnell or a guy that thinks he can drift
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sucks to be the guy who paralyzed someone, sucks even worse to be paralyzed from a stage dive. hope Bird makes a full recovery, hope the people trying to infantilize crowds at shows really ruminate on how much of a freak accident this is
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movin to the country
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just got called a nazi for telling a homophobic dickhead that he is not welcome at sunflo'er shows because their local scene is predominantly queer 👍
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opened facebook to a thread of local musicians talking about how they will never backline their kit which means i now have a list of bands i just wont book
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@goober99261 one time i put 4 by Aphex Twin on and not only could you could hear that the house speakers were damaged, but i almost immediately regretted it and told the bartender to skip it while badly trying to imply it wasnt me that picked it
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i am truly the DIY guy in my area because bands dont understand backlining, suggested donation, or notaflof AKA trying to explain how to make shit run smoothly or how to maximize interest and crowd size at an outdoor show at a bar
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cannot believe there are grown ass men sending me links to instagram stories to vote for their band in the year 2024
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we made a new shirt hehe
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hello twitter it is the 5 year anniversary of Die On Mars by @callousdaoboys , i'm here to tell you that i have a ton of photos i took, photos other people took before they died, tons of magazine pages and small assets. if you need album art hmu, if you dont give this a share :)
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I should have drowned in the flood with the rest ETID forever
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@pjz19 do you have many friends? people are not the subgenre of music you assign to them unless they're boring
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i havent taken a ton of photos lately but i like this one
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Drop 'picture of the month' that you took.
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i can finally post this come see us :)
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guy who listened to @thgtcsav : i cant tell if this band is fascist or not
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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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fingers crossed i dont get booted for putting up flyers for other shows, but i feel like i must since the organizer is on record saying "there's not local shows"
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should i spend $40 to go to a two day local fest with 20 bands
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band with no music online or merch for sale who has played zero shows complaining that they're opening the first 3 shows they're playing because "they're going to change local music" like that's impressive at all
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cant believe that after 21 years @iondissonance broke up on 5/2/24 at 12:21pm
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bro i am begging you to delete this
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cant believe people think dickriding a guy in a mid band with a lot of spotify listeners is the way to get ahead in music when its really about being kind, showing up, and writing sick riffs but mostly sick riffs
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@tilleykomorny
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if your band has all reverend guitars you can’t sing about financial strife (unless you got it from covid checks a lil back ago). been playing the same piece of shit tele since i was 12 and its the best guitar ever. go schecter.
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i've been riding for Ion Dissonance for 17 years it doesnt have to end like this big bro
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the riff 👍
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celebrating 2 years together with a dinner that is too expensive 🫶
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this shit aint nothin to me man
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woke up earlier than i ever would for work because spite is a powerful tool
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everyone recording instead of going fucking nuts should be dead
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crazy ass moments in nu metal history
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Slipknot revive red jumpsuits for small intimate California show (2024)
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what they dont tell you is that if you eat 20 hot dogs in a 10 hour time period you will wake up and ruin a toilet
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i dont even know who i am anymore (18th-20th hit dog)
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i'm up here looking for 600 of my closest friends
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i dont disagree but you can enjoy cancelled bands without broadcasting it like a normal person, though i do think its strange you dont have any albums left after
@Erik_Quill
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My record collection if I were to stop listening to every single band where I don't agree with all the band members on their views, actions and values...
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merch seller, 20% of my i need 20% total sales of your total would kill you sales for the night
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@tinashehive telling me to get over it would be so much funnier if you had even a touch of self awareness
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@tinashehive yeah people dont say "uh oh, i'm about to jump onto you", are you 15?
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think i did alright tbh
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taking photos of my hot ass girlfriend because she thinks i'd do better than the regular burlesque promo photographer 🙂
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the venn diagram of people who self-refer as elder emos and people whose live music experience is emo nite is a circle
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3 years
Idaho
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@lycragun dudes rock moment
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@SolidStapp
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if you do not fuck with gay/queer/trans people we do not fuck with you, we do not have to tolerate you, we do not want you at our shows. some of our best friends we've met through playing shows are unapologetically queer in one way or another, and your views threatening them..
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@SolidStapp
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the best time to give a shit about something you dont like that someone did in their past is 3 hours after they died and in perpetuity thereafter, you get the satisfaction of a moral high ground and they cant even answer for it because they're dead!
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the advancements made toward the ease of home recording has fundamentally destroyed the drive for a majority of bands to write interesting music with dynamics, instead shifting the focus on pushing out slop.
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what is an opinion on music that will get you like this?
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i spend $40 every couple months on buckets full of earplugs that are free for anyone that either goes to the shows i book, or anyone that is at a sunflo'er/treewithagun gig. i make it a point to tell people that we have earplugs available for free
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metalheads give a shit about fan safety challenge
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ive been so vocal about bands selling tickets to open shows that people make it a point to say "i know you dont like that but..." no buts about it brother you 🫵 are a mark and continuing the cycle of exploitation so a promoter doesnt need to do their job
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in case you're wondering what therocknrollinmetalhead0 is up to
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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE |^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,, | JEFF TRUCK | '|""";.||.___. |_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] | "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)
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bisexual joan jett be like "i love cock and hole"
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to write family guy funniest moments on her arms
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@TheWapplehouse are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice
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people died
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@T1FFANYROCK
Tiffany misses cemsun :( ⚰️☀️
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“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
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as far as i know this is the only photo of me and my dad
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looking your own lyrics up on genius(.)com because you cant remember a part of a song you wrote
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THIS is what a Joanna Newsom fan looks like
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honest to god it is so embarrassing booking shows when every local band will send some variation of "what's backlining?" or "can we use our [thing] instead?" whenever i send the "hey guys show is announced and here's how it works" message
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@noxheav3n yeah dude new taylor swift is crazy
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grunk lol
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i'm watching the drummer of the number twelve looks like you play with his main band in a garage and he told me he loves my instagram spreads
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@OATMlLKLATTE singing Sloop John B fr
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which page should i use for my next flyer
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being a professional hater has taken me places i wouldnt go with a gun
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