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wet specimens. grand street. chipped teeth. crisis isolation. fear city fun fest. apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose.

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@erickjpressman
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7 years
And she's gonna be the best pac sun assistant manager ever.
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@erickjpressman
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11 months
Hardcore Twitter mad about Travis barker going to one of the biggest hc events of the year in the world but won’t show up to a gig in their own town on a Tuesday lmaoooooooo I wish I could have fake problems instead of real ones
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@erickjpressman
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10 months
y’all gonna wait to get this information out in the next issue of your zine?
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
@diabliitax Real weird
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@erickjpressman
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@metaltxt Honestly probably
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@erickjpressman
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5 years
Yo this is the most 6am cocaine conversation shit of all time
@yashar
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5 years
My brain is broken
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
I wasn’t into Hoax for six months in 2013.
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@erickjpressman
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3 months
This record sucks. It’s always sucked and it’s actually made punk and hardcore worse bc of its existence. Thanks for playing.
@FullBlownMltdwn
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3 months
Seeing all these posts on my timeline about the ‘best albums of the 90’s’ and not a single person has mentioned what is single-handedly the most influential album to have been recorded back then. Literally DECADES ahead of its time.
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
The Shawn White 5s
@DarthAmin
Chillin in my Bacta
8 years
Yall better roast the hell outta these snowboard boots
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
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@erickjpressman
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11 months
There’s an entire scene of shit like this actively going on right now but y’all don’t really care enough about it to listen you just wanna say shit like this on the internet
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Lmao
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
Year Of The Knife
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@erickjpressman
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11 months
Did Travis Barker being there fuck up the 90 minutes y’all were waiting in line for cold world merch or nah
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@erickjpressman
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10 months
Bro the fucking cro mags DMed me man I was just getting these jokes off
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Why is getting rimmed before the actual bad shit?
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3 years
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@erickjpressman
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10 months
@_supermechanica Ok that video answers 0 questions anyone has about this
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@erickjpressman
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7 years
Like I already knew the Pickle Rick episode was gonna be great and then it's even better than I ever hoped it could be.
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
@foie GADZOOKS might also work here
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
YESSSSS
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Dancery
@RapUp
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Mary J. Blige and Kanye West are teaming up for an “incredible” collaboration
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
When a goth dude nuts is it a depeche load? I’ll see myself out.
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@erickjpressman
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5 years
A live look at my twenties.
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So satisfying!
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5 years
Lol
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
. @j2rodrig @laurenacooley fam..."date rape" is actually a song speaking out against sexual assault. Do your googles.
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
Graphic design people: who wants to make a quick flyer and get paid for it? Hit me up.
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
Hardcore kids arguing over whos harder? Most of y’all can’t name a germs song. Why don’t you fix that problem first?
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Find you someone who defends you like hardcore Twitter defends a band some nerd said something dumb about that could have easily been ignored and forgotten.
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@erickjpressman
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4 months
I just purchased a pound of weed for $100 what a time to be alive
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@erickjpressman
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9 months
Shouts out to the dude we kicked out of the bar tonight who tried to come back in with a wig on. I respect the effort but nah man lol
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
Pete from below deck med is the worst.
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@erickjpressman
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3 months
RIP Sarge. You were my everyday companion while I kicked heroin for the last time and relearned how to walk. You were a very good boy and I will miss you a lot.
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
I have been laughing at this for 15 minutes
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
Why don’t you culturally appropriate some bitches?
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@mszrsmerci
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Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
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@erickjpressman
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Devil Master opening for My Chemical Romance is wild.
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@erickjpressman
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9 years
Wow so many dudes questioning @BestCoast on her response to that sexist review. The fuck is wrong with yall?
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@erickjpressman
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5 years
Oh shit. Last week i haven’t done heroin in four years. Time flies man.
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
BRO PLEASE STOP MAKING IT HARDER FOR ME TO LISTEN TO “ITS THE LIMIT” AND EXPERIENCE SECONDHAND EMBARASSMENT
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
@DarthAmin Amin Elhassan aint walkin through that door #pitinogame
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
Michael Graves officially stated he’s a proud boy. Yo terrible misfits records defenders, where you at? Y’all still gonna act like that shit ain’t total garbage now?
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Bro this sucks so bad
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@erickjpressman
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9 years
Just saw a deafheaven bus bench ad. What a weird, cool world we live in.
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@erickjpressman
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7 years
Yo this dude LOVES Jidenna
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
@hxchollie HOW DARE YOU HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AT A GIG
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@erickjpressman
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2 months
WEEEEEEEEEEEE WONT TAKE ANY SHIT
@boredswiftpolls
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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@erickjpressman
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Someone from the Brian Jonestown massacre stole food out of our fridge but it wasn’t really a thing beyond us clowning that whole band to ourselves afterward
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What was “the incident” at your punk house?
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
I just saw a Doja Cat is a threat to hardcore tweet like my guy do you know everyone can read what you say on here?
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@erickjpressman
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5 years
What a gig
@FINALLEVEL
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I love when people say “Ice T is trying to do Rock now....?!” Lol check the date and line up... BC. New Album coming soon! #Carnivore
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@erickjpressman
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Oh god someone hip died how did justifiedarrogance make it about him?
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@erickjpressman
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SHSHSHSHSHAHABBABAVAVAVAGAVAGAGAGAHSJDJDJRKDKDKRJ
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@erickjpressman
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Christian Death somehow totally awesome and top tier corny at the same time.
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@erickjpressman
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7 years
@AminESPN when you hand your boy your bottle and the next thing you know it's being passed around the whole party.
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@erickjpressman
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Please for the love of god keep capital H hardcore kids away from d-beat.
@krueltyjphc
KRUELTY
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US hc kids need to stop 2 stepping to d beat and start running/crawling in the circle instead
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
I haven’t done heroin in 8 years. Now my dad and I can joke about it.
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@erickjpressman
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10 months
@ChrisIsHCFest “The pass allows me to…” oh so the thing that literally does not exist at this gig allows you to move around the gig better? News to me
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
Hello Philly Friends. Please help find a lost cat.
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@erickjpressman
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2 months
I put my friends on tour up at my house, feed them, let ‘em shower/do laundry if they want/need, and also pay for their merch bc they’re on tour and they need all the support they can get. Why are y’all so fucking bad at this?
@ArlenGun
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Thinking about the band who I let crash at my apartment, made them a full breakfast with dietary concerns taken into consideration and then they charged me full price for a piece of merch.
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
@j2rodrig @laurenacooley man you are truly terrible at this.
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@erickjpressman
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Might be the best sabbath song? Maybe?
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I am going to jail later
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Honestly yes. Not even the slightest bit of a surprise no offense.
@emilysedona
EMILY SEDONA✨
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Can you believe I used to be addicted to c*ke?
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@erickjpressman
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One of my favorite genres of tweet is hardcore dude telling younger newer hardcore kids that they need to wise up and check out some album that is absolute dogshit.
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
I’m not the smartest dude to have ever lived, but maybe if I ran a DIY venue who got a cease and desist from the state liquor board, maybe tightening your shit up and killing the heat on you is a better move than making a whole thing about it on Instagram?
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@erickjpressman
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9 years ago today I overdosed and it left me permanently disabled and would have killed me from kidney failure had I not come to and crawled down the stairs to an ambulance. A lot of people weren’t this lucky. Be smart if you’re partying.
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@erickjpressman
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WHBSHSHSHSBSHABAHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHEB I AM GASPING
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@erickjpressman
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8 years
Nobody wants this.
@metalsucks
MetalSucks
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Mudvayne Teasing a Reunion Sometime Between Now and 2019
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@SolidStapp YOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dudes with beards who go to one gig a year a fuckin HYPED today.
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@erickjpressman
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3 years
@DeannaNihil You can also go to a bar and not drink, or have people come to your house and hang out and not drink. I’m tired of people wanting to spread their self imposed limitations on the world.
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@rivtalife
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4 favorite hardcore records
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
This dog was in American nightmare circa 2004
@dogfather
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@dog_rates @bmrae yes, that’s his real hair
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@erickjpressman
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Holy shit @THEKIDMERO called the brass against singer ZACH DE LA CHOCHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@erickjpressman
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I guess @cultureabuse shouldn't be too mad about the FFTL thing. When you do cool shit people wanna bite it.
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Sisters Of Mercy are playing LA and y’all are worrying about corny hc shit.
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@erickjpressman
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7 years
French Montana "Pop That" still such a fucking banger.
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Why don’t young kids use the internet and check to see if there has already been a recent band with that band name before naming their bands?
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@erickjpressman
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5 years
I literally just bumped into glen Danzig. Holy shit.
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@erickjpressman
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1 year
Top Tier 7”
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@TripleBRecords
Triple B Records
1 year
Top tier 7”
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@erickjpressman
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LUCRETIA MY REFLECTION DANCE THE GHOST WITH ME
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Orchid
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LMAO
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@erickjpressman
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CHOCOLATE MILK KID AKA SCOTIA PIT REGULATOR
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2 years
BRO WHAT
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@erickjpressman
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2 years
Decided that I drank my last beer during our set Saturday. Still on team drugs but drinking sucks and makes me feel like shit. Had a hell of a run tho.
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@erickjpressman
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@ProgPro Nice to them realize that stuff like this most often benefits from a bit of urgency
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@erickjpressman
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4 years
My mom reminded me that five years ago I was in the hospital unable to walk bc of doing heroin and I had totally forgot so like the lesson here is don’t do heroin and you can kind of be a functioning human being.
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