my dad wants to give me $30k to run up for him and suddenly my risk appetite is 0% and i think 4.5% yield is great

The women that buy MacBooks need this kind of slot machine flashing every five seconds or their dopamine receptors lose saturation and they start browsing their friends baby pictures and sobbing

U.S. DOLLAR HAS NOW LOST OVER 10% OF ITS VALUE THIS YEAR

I want too marry a milady but one of the girls not the guys

Signing a QB who was a giant bust for their entire career then had 1 good year has like a 2% hit rate. Disastrous results. NFL gms are actually stupid they seem to not understand that historical data is available

I went to this source in the first five listed as right wing violence one was a homeless man who said a racial slur when he broke into a hotel and attacked the guy behind the counter. The homeless man was put into a mental institution, and another was a black woman who slapped a

Where’s the category for when I make it power scale anime characters?

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Oh the only competition to my meta coin died? aw shucks. What happens next?

> Bitcoin rallies into FOMC > 25bps rate cut, as expected > volatility.exe > Powell says "good afternoon" > markets tank, sell the news > we're so back → it's so over > altcoins flush, late longs punished > bleed into end of September > uno reverse October, bullish Q4 > more

you don’t see many happy, healthy, wealthy, spiritually-rich doomers curious

I’ve called top once and a global trade war started 2 weeks after

The most hilarious cycle ever lmao just a group of 55 niggas telling each other we topped every 6 hours

We are in a bull market with equities setting new highs every week. The economic data is surprising to the upside. The consumer is still spending Somehow these ideas have become controversial on doomer fintwit 😭

“No and not interested” will be your exit liquidity

HIPAID

2017 microwaved half of CT’s brain, they’ve been calling for tops for 2 years straight

The Q1 sell off this year microwaved half of CT’s brains and it’s been Wall of Worry during an obvious uptrend ever since

By the Bible, constitution, and most societal norms you’re supposed to treat these people as equals. I will not be, but you’re supposed to.

We need to re-open the asylums man

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