KNIGHTS_TEMPLAR Marcus Payne
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Swadlincote Anti Blyatnik. Part time CIA operative. Slava 🇺🇦 . Langley VA. I see 🇷🇺 💥 I hit like!
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Ha ha ha russia says
"its not happening. Whatever is not happening is under control. To make sure that what's not happening don't happen again. We are going to stop it happen. Whew! Nothing to see here. All fine go back to your swamps. 😆"
Russia: Putin called for an emergency meeting of the Security Council in Moscow at 1pm, in about 2 hours.
Secretary of the Security Council is Sergei Shoigu. Is he back from Iran already? Probably no one cares.
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@KadirHama
Classic. It was uncool to use a pager in the late 80s The big boys had bricks. Motorola 8500. You wanted everyone to see it too. 😆
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@albafella1
Blah blah blah not our fault blah blah we didn't start it blah nazis blah blah nasty Ukraine was going to invade blah blah. Oh fug? They did Sh1t! Run for your lives. Women, children and Kaderovski first....
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@NMAsiaPac
@TIFF_NET
@jeffreyremedios
@marydepaoli
@danisgoulet
@jogriffiths
@allenlau
@awi_sinha
@mkworb
Trolled em all
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@AlicSurn
@lowles_nick
Look. He's doing society a favour. Those sausage rolls were going out of date. And...the sausage rolls didn't mind being liberated. There was a legitimate referendum and all (the rolls) wanted to be part of the M&S group. 😆
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@Jpod_art
I'm an anti vatnik and cat lover. Henry doesn't do xitter because he's only just over 14 weeks old. I'm his follower and he follows me.
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@MsRuAnaLinikova
Excuse me. Do you have time to talk about letting Dog into your life? The Church of NAFO know stuff, and fux zhit up. Once in, that's it, fella forever. You can't leave the cult until all of Ukraine has its 1990 borders back. Oh....and you have to bite lots of Blyatniks. You in?
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@Gerashchenko_en
Oh no....another tank? That's terrible. We should be on for a few more than that by now.
Anyway......
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The orc trolls are very quiet.
Wonder why? 😆
Kursk is Ukraine 🇺🇦
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@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
Running out of vehicles, so mustering the irrelevant forces to make up the numbers. Ruski nooks don't work. 😆
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@albafella1
We all have issues with cyclist. But we deal with it in civilised realms.
🇷🇺 hates everything and everyone and has no empathy or care. The most selfish people on earth.
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@banderafella
I like this bit "Kremlin’s most ambitious dreams are crumbling under the weight of their own incompetence."
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Wuuuut? Kursk resident not bothered who governs!!!!
Referendum imminent 😆
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@albafella1
Speechless. I don't feel sorry for imbeciles. Deserve everything. Anyway....... 😆
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@NatalkaKyiv
EW best on the Battlefield? Still up their own arses even when attempting humility. Cun1z
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@RussianEmbassy
@mfa_russia
They don't work anyway. Looted the valuable stuff to sell. 😆 just one more red line.
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@RenardLio
Sofa King sad.....that's at least the 456th this afternoon by Mordors count?
Gutted....
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@SythUK
Kicking a cat! How to enrage EVERYONE. 💥 💥 goes the Kaderovski. They are not people they are not animals. There are no words for low life like this.....
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@_FreyaFae
I'm liking the freedom of russia movement. The only russians I can like. These are the future hope of a normal civilization maybe?
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@CoopmanJohnny
@fellaraktar
Why? What will it do? We can't get any angrier towards Mordor 🇷🇺 Ukraine is a nation like ours being terrorised for defending itself. 911 invoked article 5. This is happening every day (a 911) and nor many give a flying fuck. Why aren't you angry?
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Ave it! Blyatnik nuts a Ukrainian drone. No brain damage caused. Gopnikz eh?
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@warrensbuffet2
If not now. Maybe hope after he thought russia would win. Or from his well documented trip to Russia to buy rockets and parts, they got him in an uncompromising situation I their KGB fsb hotels. Like trump
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Nice.
Hey, dear ᵣussophobes! If you feel happy in such moments, a night vision for fella DAVIDOVICH's (
@davdovich
) unit would be a lifesaver and a joy generator. Any help counts🙏.
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@bayraktar_1love
Sergei Valentinovich Belykh, a tree-mendous wood cutter, "Fell" during a special tree chopping operation. His colleague orcs were "cut up" about it as the money "tree" for them, ended with his life. Orc man "wood" not of had it any other way. 😆
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I think the cow should write a book and get the film rights from Netflix. Make a great MOOOVIE! 😆
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@RouthBabe
@NAFOfellaLotte
@passerby2014bye
@Sqeaky1149
@Richard97932715
@IndieJones17
@HappyGiraffe10
@overit_fella
@luQozade1
@ivanofarsky
@cba500
@Atacms_4_Ukr
@_ooo0OOOO0ooo_
@WalterNAFO
@patty_reborn
@UAF2_reborn
@Matthew_Coman
@ShangShangBird
@sha_twit22
@yoko_zephyr
@LazyBot1234567
@GCampbellGreg
@RH21Vise
@SChiron58
@HundredSparkle
@HaraldThorvald1
@Earcom2
@tanyawoz1
@Alwin_R09
@BilasHeidi
@florafella107
@fella_karen
@Norwegian_Lars
@pictureladyjan
@RubysWelt
@Lets_Go_Fellas
@paulajpzn
@naksit
@Bet34393414
@Martin_Runs
@kdonnelly13
@Beatrix1205
@CEinherjer
Ha ha - love toilet humour
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@ostotristo
5k per week starting salary for Junior NAFO internship 😳
Take the L😆L russia, take the L
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I like this so much, I posted it. Blyatniks. No idea where but it's fun 😆 😆
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Fuck the 155 with a ton of 155
A drone strike on a truck of the 155th «Sadist» Brigade. I think they're no longer happy that they posted that video, they’re now being actively hunted
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@warrior_na92602
I think the cow should write a book and get the film rights from Netflix. Make a great MOOOVIE! 😆
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@NatalkaKyiv
😆 🤣 Slight injury from drone debris. It's the new Ukrainian ammo. 😆
Massive injury to the russian confidence. It's over soon, just revolt you dumb cun1z 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
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Stop press. North Korean rocket rapes Iranian Technician
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@OAlexanderDK
Grassymouth! Check the back of the Sofa, I'm sure there's the odd 50k special forces there. GRASSYMOUTH! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? CHECK THE BACK OF THE FUK1N SOFA!
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@warrior_na92602
Stupid pointless question. What are they doing?
FIGHT A FUCKIN WAR FFSAKE! THATS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
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TFIFriday
Hello My Dear
#Fellas
in Europe Is Now The
#FellaFollowFriday
is Happening, See a Fella! Follow a Fella! 🥳
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@RussEmbSwe
My name is Sooka
And on behalf of the people of Kursk (not the sub) we welcome the Ukranian liberators
We've lived under occupation for far too long and I'll be voting to join ukrain in the upcoming referendum
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@albafella1
Wow. These russians down drones with themselves. So brave. And as always, there aren't any losses. I can see why Ukraine is worried.....
NOT 😆 🤣 😂 😹
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@Gmanmaximus
@bayraktar_1love
😆 discounting spinal injuries and being 10cm very good. I like 👍
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@albafella1
Orcy porky thought it was a virtual reality game where russia wins every thing.
Then the cun1 woke up 😆
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@nafoviking
Cuntz walking towards apocalypse like moths to a bribe. Just fucking get 200 will ya, you 🇷🇺 Cun1z?
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@V141NGs
Please comrades, dont trust anything russian. It's will be a trap. Eliminate all russian imposters on sight starting with the bloke next to you. Go! 😆
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@passerby2014bye
@RouthBabe
@NAFOfellaLotte
@Sqeaky1149
@Richard97932715
@IndieJones17
@HappyGiraffe10
@overit_fella
@luQozade1
@ivanofarsky
@cba500
@Atacms_4_Ukr
@_ooo0OOOO0ooo_
@WalterNAFO
@patty_reborn
@UAF2_reborn
@Matthew_Coman
@ShangShangBird
@sha_twit22
@yoko_zephyr
@LazyBot1234567
@GCampbellGreg
@RH21Vise
@SChiron58
@HundredSparkle
@HaraldThorvald1
@Earcom2
@tanyawoz1
@Alwin_R09
@BilasHeidi
@florafella107
@fella_karen
@Norwegian_Lars
@pictureladyjan
@RubysWelt
@Lets_Go_Fellas
@paulajpzn
@naksit
@Bet34393414
@Martin_Runs
@kdonnelly13
@Beatrix1205
@CEinherjer
Very funny 😁 everything in Mordor is sh1t....except p1ss 😆
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