Wokelahomer Simpson
@SocietyOklahoma
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•Worst videogame player alive •Old account: @Name94450289 04/2019 - 07/2023 •Swag level = (-b ± (b² - 4ac)^⁰·⁵)/2a •Inventor of technology
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Joined March 2022
@Scottttttieboy @_Quetzy_ @SecularLad @counterconor @cornonthecob380 It was some other guy who had the same name not him who donated
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@FinalCutTile I'm pretty sure all of the pride celebration stuff is only a thing because they were discriminated against in the past and now they're celebrating that they're more equal now.
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@ShitpostGate The belief: Driving while drunk.The peers: The cops.The scientific evidence: my arrest records.
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@ProbablyMatt @Jayfii_ bro put a tw next time my dad, was looking through my phone and he saw this and got a heart attack and now I gotta make meth to pay for his medical bills.
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@TJso64 @Discord7763122 @therealchunkls I don't know much about Sonic and because you capitalized nails I thought it was a character that came out
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@iamthedunce no one is getting anthrax or primeval worms from glacialers/glacial water, that's from permafrost.
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@Object_Zero_ @IterIntellectus I was thinking this was probably the case when I saw the first photo.
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@KD8thebowz @Voxelroguery Me blocking out all but one frame and blinking at the right frequency to make it look like the actual video.
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*video of guy before getting executed by the cartel* um yeah this is like that jerma tweet.
i don’t watch football so i don’t get this tweet at all but this video has the fucking rare jerma glitch.
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@Steppenwolf_AN @h0mmelette Can't you also say that there are no asteroids modeled to hit Earth in the next 400 years.
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@AltHistCody I completely forgot about the Olympics and didn't realize it's supposed to happen this year.
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@suryasparrowOF @PedroFounder @ShitpostGate What the fuck do you mean ""he got rizz"". This guy literally ate his own shit.
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@DaveAntarctic @TrueSlazac How many Chernobyls have happened in the entire history of nuclear energy.
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@westernunion2k do people not have autofill and also do people actually log out of their accounts daily.
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@scottswigart @afrocosmist you've heard of dead people voting for biden, now get ready for people voting for dead biden.
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@TheOmniZaddy When ever I see those questions I just put a random thing and then reap what I sowed when I have to answer the security question but I forgot what I put.
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@epicacrylic @ForceDev_ @AlexStrook They'd still be the same price if you bought them all seperately.
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