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Tinfoil Haberdasher. Vampire Degree Haver. Feral Goth Housewife. Pocket Demon. 💀👽🐙🌙📡 DL:181 | S:125 | BP:77 | SP:51 | Recomp: -5.2

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@SneauxMaiden
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Peak vibes.
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I was actually going to get an antique rocking chair when I was pregnant with my first. Every older woman I knew: How 'bout don't?
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5 months
@TheGhoulestMom It's bad strategy anyway. If you know you're going out that night just go a little lighter earlier in the day and/or the next day. No need to be dramatically miserable and whine to everyone else.
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@AniseNot And let's be real--aside from not being well suited for bfing they're generally made to fit men. My feet don't rest flat on the floor most of the time as is, let alone trying to launch myself out of a moving chair at 3am with a sleeping baby in hand.
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@KweenJosie My son has exceeded 2lbs and should be off his ventilator next week.
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Mini bio lesson for the dead bedrooms debate: > The lutenizing hormone (LH) is what makes women horny > LH fluctuates throughout the month, increasing starting (on avg) around day 10 and peaking at day 14 > Day to day LH is at its highest in the morning 1/3
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Just saw a feminist assert women are far more caring toward other women than men. Is this actually anyone's experience or is it the biggest gaslight of all time?
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@SneauxMaiden
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You walked through my sweep pile.
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TLDR: If your wife is sleep deprived and stressed bc she's busy all the time, particularly if you're not doing anything to ease her burden, she's not going to want to put out. That's not even factoring the resentment of the not helping or making things harder.
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> LH is- and I can't stress the enough- depleted by poor sleep, stress, worry > LH is very low while breastfeeding, particularly if menstruation hasn't returned
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2 years
@MalesOfReddit Uhh...even being female doesn't equate to automatic interest.
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@SneauxMaiden
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5 months
Get yourself a man that's obsessed with you so he tolerates you when you're being annoying.
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4 years
@meaghan_newell @JillFilipovic I have no problems with my kids being exposed to non-conservative points of view. I just don't want them to spend 8 hours/day for over a decade being indocrinated into them.
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4 years
@WomenPostingLs As a designer she can screw herself. Beyond a certain point it's literally impossible to produce the same clothes in a larger size because the fabric isn't wide enough to fit the pattern pieces. Plus their stuff is a net loss unless you charge more, which ofc they also protest.
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@deestiv It's a bit of red flag for me. It may mean nothing, but I was personally on the receiving end of this sort of behavior as form of control/abusive manipulation, so it strikes me as very weird.
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7 months
Also, as an additional note, even at the best of times kids keep you busy all the time just because. Try mornings instead.
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@TheEbonyMaw Congrats! Also, not to be a downer, but you should also prep yourself for the likely inevitable NICU stay.
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@LeaMaric Ok, I don't have one, but my kids and I use stainless steel water bottles all the time and now I'm concerned.
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4 years
@WomenPostingLs Yikes. Imagine still being hurt by a 14 year old.
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4 years
@WomenPostingLs If old movies are so terrible and don't hold up then why do all the new ones steal from them?
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Making this for the kidlets.
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@racquelmarose @IndiaEdwards @chiomabayo Probably bc of movies and stereotypes from people that have never been there. Due to its size and location in the middle of the country Texas basically has all the different types of environments to some degree.
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@imTerryBull @OrwellNGoode And perhaps not insult us by implying the postpartum period is a vacation.
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2 years
@TRHLofficial We had to take covid tests weekly at our own expense. They can do the same with pregnancy tests.
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@SneauxMaiden
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5 years
A lot of people need to hear this. Probably no one on my feed though.
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1 year
@thechosenberg He's severely underestimating the level of tism and awkwardness acceptable in the military.
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@CartoonsHateHer I'm becoming more and more convinced these guys are just trying to gaslight women into lowering their standards.
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@paschal8719 It gets very uncomfortable sitting for an extended period of time, the arms are too high for good BFing position, and they're difficult to get out of without waking the baby, especially if you're short.
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@PetiteNicoco I just find it really hard to believe she's THAT busy considering her hobby.
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@CartoonsHateHer I feel like being just on the attractive side of average is probably the sweet spot for treatment. Yeah, you're not treated like a goddess, but you're also not bearing the brunt of female and gremlin incel rage.
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@CountDankulaTV Ex-military. Yes. Yes it does. They didn't change battle uniforms and equipment (in the US) until 2010ish. It sucked.
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@TheGhoulestMom Also, my guess is she doesn't know how to cook. If she did she wouldn't have this problem bc it's easy to eat meals that feel indulgent that fit within a normal diet.
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@LeaMaric Probably zoomers claiming it didn't happen.
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My family did not escape being murdered by communists so that people can use my existence to oppress others. We are not so dumb that we can't tell the difference between a joke and a legitimate threat. #FreeDankula #JewsForDankula
@rickygervais
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A man has been convicted in a UK court of making a joke that was deemed "grossly offensive". If you don't believe in a person's right to say things that you might find "grossly offensive", then you don't believe in Freedom of Speech.
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@lordvictor @ReviewsPossum I like to make them watch Alien/Aliens and The Thing.
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@DualityofHan @CasuallyGreg It's as if they took the most annoying type a female out there and said, "That's it. That's what I want to be."
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@sibley_webern @coldhealing This is her just being terribly boring and disinterested in life. Before my kids came along I spent my free time mastering baking, sewing, working out, at a friend's, etc.
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How weird is it that there are women that think it's demeaning for a woman to take care of her children and home full time, but have no problem expecting another woman to do it, often for minimum wage, and then complaining about how expensive it is?
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@LeaMaric What does the time of day you shower have to do with saving water?
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@ToddFoxtrot @DelusionPosting People do treat me like I'm superhuman for being able to tune instruments without aids.
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@dyingscribe Considering many haven't been/weren't caught bc they were preying upon poor black neighborhoods isn't quite the own she thinks it is. Also, demographics.
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@KweenJosie My baby is finally home.
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@RosesofKnight96 @kaiko_bay @FlorenceLupin My only complaint is it's WAY too hot to make beignets right now. Oh, well. Nostalgia pic.
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@MalesOfReddit I'm sorry, but if you can't handle googling you absolutely can't handle 6+ weeks of sleep deprivation with a newborn.
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@whiskyunicorn1 I forgot the annual cycle. Sex hormones are at they're highest in late summer, assuming you get enough sun exposure. Basically, more vitamin D = more vitamin D. 😉😄
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@GraceMothering It sounds like pandering bc that's the exact number men that can't guess women's weight say. Same goes for bra size. They have no idea what they're talking about, but clearly she knows as she's a former athlete and not a small girl herself.
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@dyingscribe Seriously. It's just a woman moment.
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@AniseNot Idk, ma'am. My name is on everything and I manage all the accounts/investments.
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@esotericmom It just looks swollen bc it goes beyond the lip line and is too tight. Looks like half dried out worms.
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@OfficialTRHL My 5yo told me she loved me for the first time.
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@AtomicDenny I've seen people make those types of complaints, but they were unfounded. Apparently a lot of people thing "olive skinned" = black.
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@SophNar0747 Sounds like journos don't actually like games, but took the job bc it's the only thing they could get and just want games to be as easy as possible so they don't have to work.
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@sleepydisease @hexprax And by ceiling do we assume they were on her head the whole time and finally fell off?
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@DrJenIzaakson *a high risk pregnancy in over 100 degree heat
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@Hope_iz_dead Sounds like a person problem to me. Idk.
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Women: MEN WILL F #CK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!! 😠 Also women: MEN HAVE INSANELY UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARDS!! 😠
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@PetiteNicoco Approaching self-awareness, but stiil not there!
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@PetiteNicoco Ah, yes--babytrapping. The classic MALE behavior.
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@LumLotus *market researcher chiming in* Women were not duped into anything. The explosion of pink products in the late 90s/early 2000s occured bc women explicitly told companies they wanted it. They wanted stuff that was "just for them."
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@CartoonsHateHer @tcstephenson818 I will say that there has been a pretty sizeable chunk of the Christian (largely Evangelical) population that has been antivax/pharmaceuticals, all organic, no added sugar, pro-essential oils, etc. for at least 30 years. For some reason it never gets any attention tho.
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@SohrabAhmari This is a lie and I can explain where it comes from. There is a SINGLE blog ran by a trans activist, which all other works lead back to that claims this. The blogger goes out of their way to misrepresent sources that are just addressing the social role of intersex individuals.
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@Sense_Czech @AdrianAssman They mostly just care about getting the dress off regardless. 😉
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If today has revealed anything of note it is that a disturbing number of men think that saying "I will fuck you up!" to your wife would be classified as a totally normal, mild argument.
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@coolest_beanz I raise your counterpoint.
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@FennieBee Some are, yes.
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@jake8randomnums @financeogre @avgvstb Nah. Even in the fatter Southern states most people weren't overweight in the 90s. An overweight kid especially was pretty rare. I would say I noticed a shift in the early 2000s. I'm guessing it probably has something to do with tech/jobs incentivising a sedentary life.
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If your cycle is longer than 28 days count *backwards* 14 days from however long your cycle is. This should be ~ovulation day +/- day for peak LH and the LH begins to increase approximately 5 days before.
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@KweenJosie Baby is 37 week and is now breathing with a cannula.
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@CountDankulaTV All sorts of phobic and ist comments in there.
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@Leeleefix Exactly. Mine spit up too much for sleep feeds.
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@ConanMcclanahan @TheLaurenChen Upon further look into social trends many agree that there is a microgeneration for older milennials since their overal social/technological/academic/familial experiences are very different and their attitudes tend to be more like gen-x.
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@BrittanyVenti @MoonHawk357 @reddhotriot It's true. The amount of hostility for just existing is ridiculous.
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@ryantang_21 @WomenPostingLs Right? I would've known I was done for the second he pulled out his own stick. Might as well make innuendo jokes at that point.
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@dyingscribe I'd say any circumstance when a relationship is based on a lie is. Basically every moment/memory/your time was stolen from you bc it wasn't real.
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@DeAngelisCorey I was literally just telling my friends that want to homeschool to start an in-home private so they could afford it, especially if vouchers become the norm.
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@PetiteNicoco So what I'm hearing is Australia has gone back to their penal colony roots.
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@abbythelibb_ @OwenBenjamin Pearl?! Of all the people to hitch his wagon to for credibility he picks her? Must be getting desperate.
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@OfficialTRHL My daughter has finally showing signs of communicative speak. She said "sorry" to me after spilling her milk this morning.
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@Sanguine0Spirit @greentexts_bot *while being a devout Catholic and his GIRLFRIEND, not wife
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@NotNumbr6 @philthatremains I'm confused when people claim that you can't actively recall smell.
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@maxbachmunder And no haunted vagina.
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@Yaldon5 @WomenPostingLs Right? At least regular prostitutes get the $20.
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@WomenPostingLs And no. You cannot just rotate the pattern piece.
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@PstafarianPrice @SWENGDAD Apparently they're talking about experiencing dread before the hookup arrives.
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@mignonpage @PandasAndVidya I'm sorry, but I have to vehemently disagree. I've done sex-based behavioral research, and relational aggression with girls starts basically as they're capable. It's just instinctual competitive behavior--just like boys, just like other animals.
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@viceroy_gaga Oh, because extremely good looking mem are totally immune to narcissism, entitlement, and using people to get whatever they want.
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@Schickster00 @Tazerer @shoe0nhead Well then they're communicating poorly considering the standard definition of "sexist" requires some sort of prejudice or discrimination.
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@CountDankulaTV >Leftists blame it for literally anything they think is bad in the culture. >The people originally involve continually clamor for relevance while trying to hide the fact that they've been ripping their patrons off for many years running
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These colonists are getting rowdy, @OfficialTRHL .
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Man absolutely UNLOADS on school board for attempting to censor speech from fed-up parents, demands they all resign. "We have a God-given constitutional right to critique you and we can speak in any lawful tone that we see fit!" 🔥🔥🔥
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@paschal8719 Also, if your feet don't fully touch the floor your hips start to hurt reslly badly.
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@DiamondFr00t @PetiteNicoco Also just the stats in general. Country to country and state to state there is no correlation between gun ownership (or lack thereof) and crime. It appears to be entirely cultural.
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@paschal8719 And you generally need something to prop your feet up on so that you can lay the baby down while, rather than having to actually hold them with no support for potentially hours.
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@oliveegger Girl, I thought my husband was planning to become a priest. 😂
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@PetiteNicoco @sinfullouie I don't understand why people now are so convinced that they'll be prepared for something without ever having done it. Literally what in the world works this way?
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@Cmdr_Data_420_ @aggressivepet Umm...I formally studied female consumer behavior. 😄😁 Though the results consistently showed that most of their consumption is geared toward mate acquisition and mate guarding.
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@Daxxamillion @greentexts_bot Literally not how bell curves work.
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@underzoshalized @tishray A lot of the music today compared the stuff from a few decades ago is lacking in genuine expression of love. I can't say I'm surprised at how much younger people fear intimacy (not sex). It's reflected in what they produce.
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@Contemptus1 @MichaelShinkar The % of women on antidepressants is way higher now, so not really the own they think it is.
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Is this a threat?
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