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@SmylyThe3rd
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Satire is dead. 1/6 of @ATWPodcastGCR
Accra, Ghana
Joined May 2011
Agenda boys are back ๐ซก.
๐จGUESS WHOโS BACK?! ๐จ . FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 9 IS OUT NOW!. ๐๏ธ@SmylyThe3rd @GeraldCrack @VanGelder_ @_CoreyOwen_ @amunahouse . Watch: Listen: #ATWPodcast
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โYou saw the ball touching my head, didnโt you Joao?โ
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When they finish theyโll go and chew all the ice cubes in the fridge. Everything is extremism with that species.
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Truly the head of the company
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Does this timeline look like people have healed to you? ๐.
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Our Day instructions that my colleagueโs son gave to her. The emotional blackmail at the end ๐๐๐
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You give yourself palpitations because Twitter said if your girl is sleeping it means something else. Then you marry her and find out that is literally all she does. This girl has spent 80% of our marriage sleeping. Uses the other 20% to rewatch Rihannaโs Super Bowl performance.
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Why is a God fearing man like myself dating someone who commits a crime that requires a 24 million bail?
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Iโm fine thank you.
I had my first born at 19.2nd born at 34.3rd born at 37.What about you ?.
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Itโs going to be hilarious when he realises that heโs the only leader on the ECOWAS Zoom call who knows how to unmute himself.
Do NOT disappoint the people of Senegal like some short man did to Ghanaians.
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Oh great. Thanks. Now all I have to do is find my 1895 calendar.
Don't bother to buy 2019 calendar, just use 1895 calendar, it's exactly same dates.๐ฎ
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Hilda Baci has single handedly set this continent back 50 years.
#PRESSPLAY: A Ghanaian man Patrick Amenuvor has officially started his Stand-a-thon to attempt Guinness World Record @GWR for longest standing by an individual. He is attempting to stand at one place for 7 days without seating from today, January 14, to January 21, 2024.
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Next week Daenarys is going to find out that the only people left to rule over in Kingโs Landing are Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.
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Lmao if you think everything happening on the timeline is all there is, you should see my DMs. There are even companies offering to pay for his school fees and books for the next academic year. I cant even keep up ๐.
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The video my Dad uses to show us that you can be wrong and still argue your point in a way that makes some sense
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Your MCM is 40yrs old looking for a wife because 10yrs ago, he turned down a girl he was compatible with because she was his friendโs ex. His friend has been happily married for 8yrs now & they hardly talk anymore because they grew apart. At least he has his real nigga badge tho.
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And the people doing the beating also donโt have money too.
I donโt understand governments. People are telling you they donโt have money to pay a tax and youโre beating them for that.
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Our little boy said what he really wanted all along was a free one year supply of VPower and a new set of Michelin tyres for all of mummyโs friends in the office ๐.
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Ronaldinho has said something and you're asking if we agree
Ronaldinho on Neymar: "He is our biggest idol in Brazil right now because we love his style of play." ๐ง๐ท. Agree? #UCL
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In honour of my girlโs birthday let me share some of the most romantic things sheโs said to me
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Iโm sorry but weโre the best World Cup team in Africa.
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The country has been run by the same six families since day one Lmao.
First President of the Republic of Ghana, Dr. Kwame Nkrumah, captured here with his Ministers. Thatโs my dad, EA Mahama (in smock) in the far right corner. Happy 65th Independence Anniversary.
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You havenโt dewormed in 8 years but you think itโs butterflies youโre feeling in your stomach.
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This one sef good. Them get some design it dey look like cabbage.
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80 year old man dieer if somebody reset router sef then your mind bost.
Ghana needs Bawumia as president to continue with his innovative ideas - Prof. Mike Oquaye
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Before this becomes a racial discussion, bear in mind that Michael Phelps was banned for three months for the same thing. And he didnโt even test positive during competition, he just had a picture of him doing it leaked.
ShaโCarri Richardson's Olympic dreams may be in jeopardy after reportedly testing positive for marijuana. More:
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Heโs going to have an account with every bank in Ghana by the end of today ๐.
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Look at them with their bright futures.
These photos of Ghana International School kids celebrating Ghana month are so adorable. Kudos GIS. #GhanaMonth
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Funny thing is she still hasnโt even woken up to see this tweet.
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Ironically that speech was the first time heโs sounded presidential to me.
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Country that sent 600+ people to a climate change conference ๐คญ.
On my way to work i see a thick cloud of smoke and im wondering whatโs going on. only to go find out that theyโre burning plastic chairs as part of the renovations of the blackstar square . is this even environmentally safe?? ei my motherland
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My brother sent me this video of my mum getting an anniversary gift from my dad ๐
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Your girlโs โoffice fooling partnerโ just gave her a peck on the cheek and a goodbye hug because itโs almost 5pm. Sheโs giggling and blushing. Nothing to worry about though. Itโs just a peck.
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Thought it was galamsey water initially then I realized that it was too clear.
After a long six months my homemade banana wine is finally in bottles. Cheers. ๐ฅ
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People really thought that if something of this magnitude was happening you go hear am first from Beno Sarkcess?.
Google is shutting down Gmail by August 1st.Nah man, a lot of destruction.
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All jokes aside I donโt want anything. All I ask is that you follow and subscribe to @ATWPodcastGCR ๐๐พ.
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โToday your lunch is on meโ. โOh donโt worry, you need the money more than I doโ.
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This is how they should be reporting inflation statistics. The percentages might be too abstract for people.
451 cedis is the new 1000 cedis due to inflation. Work done by 3News Research Desk has revealed that inflation has reduced the purchasing power of 1000 cedis. This means what you could buy for 1000 cedis in 2021 now cost you 2,216 cedis. #TV3GH
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*USA supports a few people in Ghana with $150m yearly.
United States supports Ghana with $150 million yearly - US official reveals
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This one isnโt even about the parties. I donโt think weโll ever see another character like Atta Mills rising to the top.
When Atta Mills was commissioning N1, he called ex president Kuffour to commission with him because Kuffour started it. Then we have Nana Akuffo-Addo, who keeps commissioning projects started by Mahama without even acknowledging him. The two parties are never the same!
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Paying for something that costs 63 cedis via POS and the vendor enters 63,000 by mistake. I see it and show her and she starts apologising profusely like โEish like Iโm in trouble ooโ. Lmao like if ebe 630 you enter sef like it no go go through so relax auntie.
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Sheโs just here reading out the names of those of you who have have sent her money and I donโt even know like 90% of them ๐. Someone even called her to make sure she doesnโt disappoint ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
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Kwasia you dey eat and sleep everyday which problems again.
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Branding go make I reach house after midnight because thereโs no way.
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Your man no know say as we dey here salaries delay by like a week. Nbs tea bread he go chew tomorrow. A valuable life lesson will be learnt tomorrow.
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My two grandfathers have 25 children combined
This generation is so sex obsessed, it's ridiculous.
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Pharaoh release we make Abedi Pele sef dey tweet like this ei ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
Gradually weโre getting there as a country, very soon yes very soon Ghana will indeed get back on track again #NewGhana ๐ฌ๐ญ.
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IMF seeing all the promises from both sides:
No academic fees for level 100 tertiary entrants. - NDC Manifesto Pledge. #GHOneNews #ElectionHub #GHOneTV
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ministry for monitoring is crazy o. what were they even doing there?.
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When Eddyโs Pizza also tries to come and offer free anything
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Why do they look like variants of the Forex guy.
All-in-all we thank God for this electoral victory. For many, including myself, this election was not just an NDC and NPP contest. It was a fight to liberate us from the hands of oppression in the hands of our own kinsmen. Photo: Presidential dinner last night with my twin
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Third game of 2022 AFCON group stage, Dede gets a red card. Third game of 2022 World Cup group stage, Dede misses a penalty. Third game of 2023 AFCON group stage, Dede gives away a penalty.
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Saving eight penalties in one tournament is crazy. Some my don face 11 penalties in one shootout he no save one sef wey he miss ein own on top.
Gabaski saved EIGHT penalties in the AFCON. Heartbreak for him but a heroic tournament from the Zamalek goalkeeper.
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There are 12 year olds working in galamsey pits. Perfectly safe.
Woman with 12-year-old girl at Democracy Hub protest charged with offence of exposing child to danger โ Police. #JoyNews
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Itโs wild how he said he wants to be an actor becauseโฆ
Oswald explains why his class teacher, Mrs Appiah is the first person on his 'our day' list. He tells @maxwellagbagba she treats him like his mother. Oswald's passionate 'our day' list and Mrs Appiah have been trending on social media since Thursday. #JoyNews
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My problem with these things is that unless youโre completely against piercings in general what is the fundamental difference between an ear piercing and a nose piercing?.
Lawyer with piercings? Madam rest na apketeshie bar koraa wonโt take you.
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ECG will leave you hanging midway between your bed and the toilet with a running stomach.
This lift by SureHands allow people with mobility issues to independently move in the domestic environment, being helpful to caregivers too. [๐น Rachel B. / thewheeldeal0].
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Oi stop that. Iโve lived on Heathrow Avenue ever since I was a little crumpet so I donโt appreciate an innit like you saying condescending bait like this to me and my fellow pengs.
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Can hardly tell the difference because both of them are dressed like a person pretending to be Kuami Eugene.
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Ghanaians no dey joke with death so when they start finding humour in yours you need to do some deep introspection.
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Your husband go armed robbery operation come back plus 750 cedis.
Four heavily armed robbers attacked a filling station at Gomoa Dominase Junction in the Gomoa East District of the Central Region last night around 7 p.m., making away with over GHS 3,000.
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Nothing vex the FBI pass the first time them hear the music them dey take the money do.
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In Ghana no be small โDo you know who I am?!?โ she go get.
Even if your name is Cristiano Ronaldo, you are not above the mask law in Portugal ๐
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I was about to say this is the first time Iโve seen something like this happen without a single negative comment and then ten seconds into scrolling my TLโฆ ๐.
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This is like 5000 cedis worth of kelewele in East Legon.
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As an anti-flowers person who has been buying flowers anyway I can tell you that Orchideaโs roses cost 25 and 35 cedis for a stem so I donโt know what breed of roses that page is selling for a bouquet of 160 to cost that much.
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When NDC was in power he was accused of doing the work of NPP. NPP is in power now and heโs accused of doing the work of NDC. Thatโs what I call a journalist doing his job.
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I need you people to start packaging on the TL again because these suffering tweets are killing my spirit.
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The way the football gods have a sick sense of humour, I wouldnโt be surprised if weโre drawn in the same group as Uruguay.
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Aww he sounds so remorseful. Send him to the Pentecost prison.
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Which kind Power Rangers headquarters be this.
Finally they are almost done with this nice building at KNUST ๐ฅ
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Still reigning ๐๐พ
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Three/four star resorts and Airbnbs in Ghana trying to charge for one night what I paid for six nights in Spain. You people are all mad in this country.
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@BonafideTye I was born 8 months early, had to get a part-time job at the age of 5 to feed my family, got shot 21 times by my High School bully, had a 0.2 GPA after first year, got sold as a slave in Libya, escaped and got captured by The KKK. Graduated with an 8.0 GPA
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Man was trying to fool and made a hard jam by mistake ๐๐พ
AFROBEATS SONGS BE LIKE ๐๐๐ค๐ฝ๐ฅ
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Something you launch right now and you already get testimonials on the website?
Visit to become a beneficiary. Let's work together to make this a success.
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Youโre getting poorer everyday without even touching your money.
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โAfter the Attorney General of the Republic of Ghana filed an appeal against my admission at the Court of Appeal I thought all was lostโฆโ
With his story, I just know his personal essay mustโve been spellbinding. He definitely had admission officers at the edge of their seats.
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Iโm just glad today has shown that MPs are very capable of waking up very early to get to parliament before 7am so they donโt need sirens for anything.
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No other English speaking country pronounces words the way Nigerians do, yet somehow they believe that their pronunciations are correct. It amazes me everytime.
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More than anything, I am annoyed that you couldnโt park and record more than 6 seconds. Where were you rushing to?
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Return Ticket to Santorini - GHc3,600.(20hr trip including connecting flights). 7 nights at the Blue Sea Hotel, Santorini - GHc1,900. Schengen Visa fees - GHc350. Total - GHc5,850.
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Chale @GhPoliceService @GhanaPresidency @MBawumia @GhanaRevenue @tv3_ghana @iamfreedom @utvghana @elonmusk @SincerelyAccra @HeartsOfOakGH.
2012 Toyota Yaris .1.5L engine .140k miles . Price - 107k p3 ๐.Pls rt ๐. #YourCarGuy ๐๐บ๐ฝ
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If Ghanaian dey reject free food then you should know youโve really fucked up because Ghanaman go fit move from Kasoa to Oyibi just for free food.
#GhanaPolls2024: Greater Accra Region ๐. In the Ablekuma West Constituency, a pick-up truck carrying food packs was rejected by voters, who hooted at the driver and escorted them off the premises. The occupants claimed the food was from incumbent MP Ursula Owusu for party
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Problem with the Black Stars is the same problem with Ghana as a whole. We think we can do all the wrong things on purpose and stumble into success by chance.
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The thing that CJ Biggerman got trolled for doing in front of Rick Ross, this guy did in front ofโฆ Rubi Rose.
Stonebwoy giving an exclusive first time performance of โPsalm 23โ, off his latest album, at the meet and greet with American rapper and entertainer, Rubi Rose. Putting Ghana on the map๐บ๐ธ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ
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I really donโt know why women are so wicked. I whispered politely to this fuel attendant to give me 30 cedis and she puts the pump in the tank and shouts โSUPER, THIRTY CEDIS, STARTINGโ. ????.
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Straight D students were telling an A student that he didnโt deserve to go to school because of his hair.
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"This is very disappointing. Off your pant. But this is very disappointing"
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The moment you become brainwashed to this level youโre a danger to society.
Supporters of Bishop Salifu Amoako attack EIB Network's Legal Affairs Correspondent, Murtala Inusah at the Accra High Court. #GHOneNews #EIBNetwork .#GHOneTV #ElectionHub
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Funny thing is I bet some people saw this and started positioning themselves to control the water importation market.
๐ฌ๐ญ 60% of Ghana's water bodies are now polluted, mainly due to illegal gold mining. At this rate, Ghana may have to start importing water to meet its needs by 2030. BBC Africa's @Sulengo investigates.
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The African parent dream combo. This man has completed life.
It is well with my soul. The Lord has shown me FAVOUR. (Doctor + Lawyer = more than 12 years of intense learning)
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We dey tell you say people are genuinely angry and have had their livelihoods destroyed you say wear your jersey. Bastards.
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Every new scandal that goes unpunished increases the acceptable level of corruption for the next government and thatโs what scares me the most.
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Parody accounts having blue ticks is the worst thing to ever happen to this app.
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