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Honestly I thought it's a tea factory.
Kenyans think this is Cambridge university, But this is just Bushenyi technical college in village of western Uganda 🤣🤣
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Kuwa smallwig ni shida tupu. Yaani hata 200 rts siwezi pata kwa pinned😂😂😂
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Huwa mnafanya nini between the time you awake and the time you leave bed?
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Acha tu niengage the few smallwigs on my TL juu ile style hao bigwigs hutuignore is heartbreaking.
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For once tweet yangu imefika 100 likes😂😂😂
I want to thank God. I want to thank my mother. I want to thank all my fans... Cheers 🥂 😄
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If there is a first born near you just give them a hug and say nothing😌
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@maliks_88
I could be stupid but I see little essence of CCTV esp in places open to public if there is no one manning the screen(s) to salvage such situations in time.
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Pombe si nzuri. Mbao za kujenga nyumba ya kuku nimechoma bonfire usiku zote😏
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Mtu anifanyie quick math ya kulisha German Shepherd monthly.
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Yaani tasteless things are the most important.
Things like oxygen, water and ugali.
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Kama si mamangu kujituma singesoma. I owe that woman everything 😭
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WAZUNGU: You should try a different outfit.
KENYANS: Unataka kutoka hivyo?
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Nimewahi omba mathee doh ndo nipate fare ya kutoka Njoro nikaone mrembo hapo Lower Kabete. Mama I'm sorry.
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Women and hiding beautiful utensils. Carol, kwani zilinunuliwa za nini?
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Being nurtured by sober parents is an underrated blessing.
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Dem wa kinyozi anakutunza unasikia kumwambia mwende nyumbani.
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Wale wa sim card mbili mnasurvive aje saa hii na nguo hazikakuki?
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Buana hii Tecno yangu wengine wakisema hakuna net hukuwa imejaza tu.
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Wasichana warembo wamenitenda for long. Nataka Mjaluo sasa🥲
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Kiswahili greetings are low-key rude. Imagine asking someone "umeamkaje?" Or worse still "Habari yako?"
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Nothing beats the joy of being received by excited dogs at home.
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Have you noticed that when you leave bulb onions for long instead of growing nowadays they rot?
And tomatoes no longer grow when you throw them on wet ground?
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Wazee nipeeni hii niache kunuka moshi.
The first person to get 200 rts wins a perfume
1 perfume @ 2000
2 @ 3000 (FREE Pocket perfume)
0742299415
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Chemists are almost outnumbering general shops. Are we that sick as a country?
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Being a smallwig is a curse. Hebu follow hapo we grow.
I follow back.
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Kwanza wale wako na a*s hair bana ni muhimu waoshange hiyo kitu after taking poo.
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25th Dec has remained to be my most boring day of the year, closely followed by 26th Dec.
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If a Kamba tells you it's a walking distance you better book a plane.
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When moods are not good I avoid talking as much as possible.
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