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Minnesota Vikings STH. #MNTwins doomer. Semi-retired Kirk Cousins defender. If you need me, I'll be at the movies. QB wins is a myth. MAGA=🗑. #Skol #VoteBlue

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What Vikings Twitter feels like sometimes
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Vikings win 3-0. Wild win 3-0. Your move, Timberwolves.
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@Variety @JaclynPMoore @marcmalkin If you think the show is transphobic that means you didn't watch it.
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@brikeilarcnn Anything else your handlers want you to say?
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I am very pleased about the Alex Murdaugh verdict, because it means I won't have to hear about Alex Murdaugh much longer.
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All Giants fans right now
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@NFLonFOX @Commanders Just in time for their season to end
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@therecount The guy dressed as Spiderman is easily the most mentally stable person there.
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@KirkCousins8 Like this tweet if you think Klint Kubiak doesn't know what the hell he is doing.
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@DiscussingFilm Statham after punching a guy: "That's gotta sting"
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@CNNPolitics You don't sue to stop an investigation if you are innocent
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@NFL_Memes "I'm not right wing" Proceeds to do interview hitting damn near every right wing buzzword imaginable.
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@JFrankensteiner Yeah, uh, calling Quantumania a bomb is a stretch and calling Wakanda Forever a bomb is a preposterous lie.
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@NFL I'd be smiling too if my defense did all the work and I got all the credit.
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@LauraLoomer The biggest difference between you and Jimmy Carter is that people will be sad when he dies.
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@UnpackCourts @DiscussingFilm Who is "we"? You appear to be speaking for you. Avengers: Endgame was almost 30 minutes LONGER than No Time To Die and it shattered box office records worldwide.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Hate to break it to you, NicKKK, but none of them have gone broke.
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@DougJBalloon Does it? At this Kentucky diner they're not so sure.
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@DavidBakhtiari Did you even see the field this year, China doll?
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@DEADLINE Okay if Fred Savage is an asshole then I give up
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@DougJBalloon "Why Trump being racist towards immigrants for his whole life is okay, but Biden saying 'illegal' once is a dealbreaker"
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@rPrequelMemes It's a great show but people are just hardwired to hate on things.
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@DougJBalloon To unite the country, Biden must praise Buffalo Bill.
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@BleacherReport @CBSSports DPI and taunting on the same play, but hey, different rules at the Lambeau cow pasture
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@brikeilarcnn @jaslow @dccc Except that was the only comment you felt worth tweeting.
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Adam Thielen: Chooses to stay with Kirk Cousins Davante Adams: Chooses to get the hell away from Aaron Rodgers
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@BleacherReport @brgridiron C'mon man PEDs don't take 11 days to inject
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@TheRealOJ32 Thanks Juice, I know how much you are against murdering multiple people at a single location.
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@RandyRainbow We are all this guy
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@Twins Yeah! Take THAT Minne...sota.
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@FilmUpdates They know they were wrong last time.
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@FilmUpdates Yes, shockingly the art house cannibal film didn't light up the box office
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@FilmUpdates I saw The Menu. Really liked The Menu. Never once thought it was a horror film.
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@showtimesully10 Patriots fans whining about refs when they got every call for 20 years
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@johnpavlovitz Third parties currently exist for the sole purpose of siphoning votes away from Democrats.
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@DougJBalloon Why did Catturd run over his dog? Because it became too woke.
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@BarryOnHere Well he also said "til death do us part" to Gisele
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@BarryOnHere He's good but he was also a 100 yard fumble return from probably being knocked out of the playoffs at home by Tyler Huntley.
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@espn @TJQuinnESPN Look at all the "patriots" bending over backwards to defend Mother Russia.
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@Vikings Vikings fans: We don't have enough picks! Also Vikings fans: Why are you trading down?!?!
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@BleacherReport @brgridiron If only there were some pre-existing evidence that Josh McDaniels can't coach.
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@BarryOnHere An Atlanta sports team with a huge lead in a championship against a franchise known for cheating? Sounds oddly familiar.
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@theliamnissan Who'd be able to tell the difference?
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@Nate_Tice @eric_j_thompson Bengal defenders draw that flag by jumping up and down. They tricked the refs into calling the Cook play a fumble on the field. I guess that's the NFL version of flopping now. Every Viking on Sunday should do this every play.
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@SportsCenter Yeah usually when they have to immobilize your body and take you away on a stretcher you don't return to the game.
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@lakeshow73 This is a no downside move. It doesn't even cost them much money.
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@AP SCOTUS will suddenly decide that states shouldn't get to decide now.
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@shaTIRED Raise fists one more time
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@DiscussingFilm "We want original movies" they say. Well THEY lie.
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@PaulCharchian Do you also get upset if during a tornado watch a tornado doesn't hit your house?
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@staqseth @GoodReddit Yeah he'll be swimming in debt
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"Keep my quarterback's name out your fucking mouth" --me at every Skor North tweet
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@NevadaRoybal @AP It pretty much already is.
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@Vikings Judge people not by the color of their skin but by the performance of their defense. #FireEdDonatell
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@Vikings Fans mad we didn't get a 1st round pick for half a season of a pending FA guard who lost his job to a guy off the street
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@RawStory Breonna Taylor could not be reached for comment
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@NFL_Memes If that hit is on Brady the guy is suspended and imprisoned.
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@RonBrownstein @TheRickWilson Because Republicans have no objection to assaulting children as long as they are the ones doing it.
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@BarryOnHere @Saints Incredible job by Tom Brady of making him run out of bounds.
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@normcharlatan I score this tweet a 9 out of 11
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@ClerksMovie Randal has a heart attack? Where does Kevin come up with these storylines?
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@Chris_Broussard @RodWoodson26 @IamQadryIsmail @FoxSportsRadio @iHeartRadio When are you gonna have Taylor Lewan on to talk about what it's like to play with Josh Allen?
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@NWSTwinCities Sassy NWS is my favorite NWS
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@PhilMackey Mike Tice has a postseason victory more recently than the Twins
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@DustBaker Kirk's cap hit made it hard for them to focus.
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@matthewmaddock How are you tweeting while wearing what, presumably, is a straight jacket?
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@npparikh @DougJBalloon Curb Your Elonthusiasm
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@RealEdShearer @AOC Yeah who can forget when congresswoman Kathy Griffin diid that?
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Alright #Vikings Twitter, let's see how fast we can get a winner
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@PaulCharchian People responsible for last week's loss, per the same fans: 1. Kirk Cousins (End of list)
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@EricBoehlert It's almost as if the press is devoted to attacking Biden no matter what he does.
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So since all these teams with winning records struggled with teams with losing records are they all frauds too?
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@DiscussingFilm I saw it. Most of those 11 minutes are useless filler early in the film.
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@Seinfeld2000 Kram say n word: No slap. Rock say hair joke: Slap.
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@MalcolmNance Almost every protest that got violent was made violent by either the police or infiltrators.
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@PaulCharchian Our best rookie is the punter.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @AaronRodgers12 Aaron Rodgers when presented with actual scientific fact:
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@Kramer9Tommy Massage therapists in Minnesota..
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@DiscussingFilm Marvel turning freaking ANT MAN into a $100 million opener but sure, they're in crisis.
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@PalmerReport Derek Chauvin got convicted
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