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I make TV Shows and stuff - Director // DOP // Music Bum // EPK Bandito

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@SimonBaronHay
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2 years
Worked for months as the X-ray Unit Director Of Photography on this - you guys are going to lose it when it comes out - @neilhimself absolutely nailed it. Watch this space in 2023
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How's this for a divine comedy? #GoodOmens Season 2 arrives Summer 2023 on @PrimeVideo . #NYCC
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@Whotfismick Probably diabetes by the looks of that fridge.
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@STVNews So it’s taps aff and taps aff!
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@NicolaSturgeon Your very own plans for independence for some time based their economics on drilling and selling new oil and gas in the North Sea. You know this - yet you’re criticising the same plan. Why?! Everyone knows.
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@theJeremyVine Or we could let the police deal with it - rather than tabloid witch hunt and people with no evidence on the internet. You / we don’t have a clue.
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@LesleyRiddoch The money from this tax hike is literally going to be used to service the SNP’s debt. The huge difference in Denmark is they trust their government and fund their councils. Our government in Scotland increases tax and our public spending goes down. Makes a large difference.
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The Good Omens Parody is wonderful - character emulation at its best, beautifully produced and executed and funny as hell. The BTS feature for this is great too - my only fear is that it might be better than the X-ray unit footage I shot for Season 2… All hail @HillywoodShow
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I LOVE THIS GIF SET WITH MY ENTIRE BEING! Immediate reblog!! Thanks to Mizgnomer on @tumblr ! #GoodOmensParody 😈
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@ManMadeMoon @LauraLoomer ‘Staying at a Spanish, American themed golf course…’
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@HumzaYousaf Kier Starmer is not in any position to broker or instigate a ceasefire. Nobody in the UK is unless we start sending military to the region etc - which would NOT result in a ceasefire. Nor and end to the horrendous war.
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@campbellclaret @bbcquestiontime Yes you definitely won on crowd support. Which I must admit I found surprising given the demographic.
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@elijahwood I guess Elon watched the Fellowship on Friday and felt bad…?
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@thecoastguy Just checked the long range pal, weather looks great for the next two weeks. 🤣😂
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@TheJoeySwoll I’m not crying, you’re crying! ❤️❤️❤️
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@HumzaYousaf Ringfenced like the budget we received for Police Scotland which is now underfunded by…. £300 million for just this year alone?!
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@lewis_goodall And he’s right!
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@Ianblackford_MP @theSNP @AnasSarwar He rightly states there is not anywhere near a majority who want independence. It’s not about what the very few in the SNP government want - it’s about what the 5.6 million people who actually live here want. A lesson the SNP could really do with learning.. that’s democracy.
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@Femi_Sorry I think this wins Twitter today! ✊🏻
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@Telegraph Until you put them all in this article…. 🤦🏼
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@ScotNational This and more pathetically pointless journalism from the National. The worst fibbers in Scotland.
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@thebutoshop Ban this product now!
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@ManMadeMoon @BBCNews I have never heard of it being ‘too hot’ for solar panels… is this even a thing?! Like saying it’s too cold for ice…. Or those roads are too good for driving… what’s going on?
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@AvaSantina And then my agent told me… you have to sell your Porsche mate.
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@BBCNews Most people I knew at uni had a job, including me.
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@ScotNational How does that compare price wise with making all the signs and emergency vehicles in the central belt of Scotland with Gaelic. A language never spoken in this area of Scotland?!
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@theJeremyVine Mainly as you saying things like this is doing nothing but worsen the situation for the BBC. Important - no evidence yet. Just a assertion. What on Earth are you thinking @theJeremyVine ?
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@GBNEWS When do we get an apology for Brexit?
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@theJeremyVine You just did more to share the joke than destroy it @theJeremyVine
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@Siobhianayr @theSNP They are the UK government….!!!!! Scotland is in the UK..!
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@Ianblackford_MP Quite amazing @Ianblackford_MP . ‘Scottish government / @theSNP have made such a bad job of running Scotland’s ferry services the armed forces are having to be called in to fix it’ That’s basically what you’re saying and not something to celebrate. Here is another for you
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@theJeremyVine You just cycled straight through a crossing with people on it.
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@campbellclaret Does he sleep submerged in a bucket of tea or what?
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@HumzaYousaf You just instigated a council tax freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@peekaboo_jen I filmed that first gif in 2012 during boot camp for the first season. Looooong time ago
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@joolsmc @ShonaRobison A masterclass in shouting and being overly emotional in a professional setting whilst sidestepping almost every question by insulting the questioners political standing or blaming England for all problems / saying we’re doing better than England. Non now which helps us now.
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@ThomasWillett9 @padredigiobbo Says a man - which says it all.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Maybe they should hand out gym memberships at these events…
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@macaonhais @STVNews The difference is the tax payer probably shouldn’t be paying almost £9million for private phones for prisoners. Our roads are screwed and apparently council tax is going up by 20% + , so really this doesn’t sound good.
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@HumzaYousaf They are paying for your international engagement. Scotland has been a global country for years and years and years. To put a term to it - I think you’re misrepresenting the truth of the situation for your own political gain.
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@AIFutureDesign @elonmusk I think most scientists know that is not the case at all
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@lornaslater @scottishgreens As much as I totally agree with keeping rent as low and sustainably accessible to all - how can you achieve this without having control over mortgage rates? They both need to be considered and are entirely interdependent for obvious reasons. How with you address this?
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@afneil Probably better if ‘The West’ stay right out of it to be honest. We would only make a mess much worse - as history has shown.
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@STVNews The Scottish budget from UK goes up every year. The Scottish public has been let down by the people spending the budget from the UK in Scotland, which is the Scottish government. Couldn’t make this up - talking total nonsense.
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@NicolaSturgeon @theSNP The blatant hypocrisy and sidestepping in this post is shocking…. You run the NHS in Scotland, with a block grant you know doesn’t do anything than go up….
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@BBCNews Step one - don’t drink any alcohol.
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@HumzaYousaf @StewartMcDonald Poor man of Europe? Number one - do you understand the racial slur you just used publicly on the internet?! Number two - for a person and party who has fought so apparently hard for gender reform. Do you really think referring to The British isles - an area which encompasses
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@ScotNational Given the Scottish government are in total control of cou cil budget distribution, our police and NHS. Westminster have nothing to do with our public services spending as it’s 100% devolved. In essence @HumzaYousaf is in london criticising his OWN parties budget. This is madness
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@lewis_goodall Never seen such a woke set of train lines in my life… 😂🤣
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@heraldscotland Run that by me again…?
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@ScotNational Watch as Stephen Flynn basically implies the SNP party don’t treat all Scot’s as equals depending on their stance, or line of questioning.
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@MaggieChapman @Living_Rent A landlord having to sell their property means the tenant loses their home too, with absolutely no comeback. Literally - this is not a solution.
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@Ross_Greer ‘This and many more things professionals probably shouldn’t call people in public coming up NEXT!’
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@ScotNational The turnout was about 4-5 thousand. The police don’t release attendance figures on these of either the public or officers. That’s 25,000 people ⬇️
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@scotgov @HumzaYousaf Of course no idea or plan for what happens to people mortgages, pensions and existing debt…
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@ScotNational We could pick it up instead….!!!!!!
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@STVNews Dang, all those flats will probably just have normal full time residents in them instead… supporting and bolstering the local community and economy.. oh wait, that’s a good thing!
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@campbellclaret Oh my days…
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2 years
@HumzaYousaf @LGBTYS Probably rather you supported the NHS but hey - you need to try and find some voters right.
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@StewartMcDonald He didn’t answer the question - he asked what the return WAS on the investment. Not what they hoped it might be one day. The report discussed the potential profit - not the tangential profit which exists… I would imagine the direct profit from these offices is zero ATM.
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@Ross_Greer @scottishgreens @Living_Rent Fundamental lack of understanding of how the world works….
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@joyfulhealthyE Was it 200 sit-ups?
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@theJeremyVine @AlecMcT The van was just driving round the corner. Not defending the taxi driver - but if a car did what the bike did he would most Deff be in the wrong. You can’t over take a van halfway round the corner on the outside as the taxi wouldn’t be able to see the bike.
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@HitmanMcCann @nickdixoncomic No - that was made up by a newspaper and later endorsed by her to sell a book.
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@scotgov @HumzaYousaf Glad to see more of the tax payers money being pissed up a wall in a live broadcast. Not a word of how to help anyone now.
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@ManMadeMoon If someone finds a photo of that person, this is all going to get out of hand quickly…
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@ScotNational @OwenJones84 Just not for anyone who actually lives in the country he runs.
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@gordycarmichael Imagine being able to get a on a ferry going anywhere in Scotland right now…
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@ScotNational Likely as it’s going to be a large waste of Scottish public money - further worsening the cost of living crisis…
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@MareeToddMSP @theSNP Devolution works fine when the people in power as a result of it don’t spend most of their time and money trying to break it. Devolution is the only reason we’re even talking about it - so probably works pretty well eh.
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@StephenFlynnSNP To be fair @StephenFlynnSNP , the current independence plan is faaar from effective or of benefit to people in Scotland. It facilitates the SNP. But looking at the numbers, or lack of you’re just driving the movement off a cliff to try and save your party’s power. And you know it.
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@AJemaineClement But this means ups and downs make us…. Make us die faster….. Are we supposed to be more boring then!?
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@theSNP That’s because you didn’t fully find the freeze like you told the public you would. Public services make communities thrive and empower people who live in them. You’re cutting them to try and get votes from people who haven’t researched the implications of a council tax freeze.
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@STVNews Not one word of how we might sort our NHS or front line public services out. Simply let’s get independence. Totally hollow in my opinion.
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@theSNP @scotgov What you didn’t mention is a central bank or currency which again means there is no strategy to actually bring any of this to fruition. Implying there isn’t one, making most of this ‘announcement’ fairly inane.
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@ManMadeMoon I feel a bean spilling coming on…
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@HumzaYousaf In fairness most other countries didn’t make a massive bollocks of it and we really did so…. Often information is deeper than the label
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@AngusRobertson @HumzaYousaf @edinburghpaper There are few things as disingenuous as someone currently doing a bad job, stating that if you give them another they will do amazingly.
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@TRalphT @ScotExpress If you had seen some of the language used towards a children’s author - she was being pretty restrained.
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@ScotNational The SNP have no literal or pragmatic mechanism to rejoin the EU. None whatsoever.
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@theSNP And given £1.5 billion to compensate for it every year…
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@LBC @clivebull Is educating children a good idea?!?!?
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@HumzaYousaf @ScotParl I can think of a few better things the SNP, whom I voted for, could have spent the money used to make this if I’m honest…
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@LesleyRiddoch @AnthonyBarnett Why it’s it ok to be proud and Scottish but English people are not?! Personally I am proud and Scottish - but an inherent part of that is respecting everyone else’s right to be proud of the country they come from too.
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@ScotNational @bellacaledonia A fraction of the tens of millions of funding councils have had removed from their budget by the SNP.
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@HumzaYousaf They just extended it by three months - that happened this morning. If you’re going to talk shite on internet for your own political gain you could at least read the news first…
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@SkyNews Brexit has made EVERYTHING worse.
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@ManMadeMoon @_Kattnipp_ Not for plumbers…
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@chris_hawkins Chris on the piss?
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@campbellclaret I would love to have been a fly on wall of the meeting where they decided this was a ‘good idea’. Disclaimer - it’s a terrible idea.
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@djhenshall If you put bacon on the bird and cook it on Xmas eve - and wrap it In foil overnight it should be lovely. Even more so if you have stuffed it. We usually have rested / cool on Xmas day anyway so works well and leaves more room for ROAST POTATOES!!!
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@STVNews Didn’t mention currency or a central bank huh…
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@ScotNational Not as acutely as they would prefer an elected first minister….
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@BBCScotlandNews Considering bracken is about 100 million years old or so and a native species to Britain. I’m not sure there really is ‘an emergency’ requiring a banned herbicide to solve it!
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@HillywoodShow I don’t think I’ll ever look at David Tennant or @michaelsheen without seeing you two again! Perfection incarnate! 😍🙌🙌 X-Ray stuff coming soon!!
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@campbellclaret There are some things you can’t unsee….
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