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Creator of WAYNE, on @primevideo + writer/director of the upcoming film EENIE MEANIE for 20th Century Studios, which I made w/my imagination. Brockton, via LA.
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Every year at the local haunted maze the same jerk dressed as Freddy Krueger likes to single me out and scare me over and over and humiliate me in front of my kids but this year is going to be different as I lost custody of my kids
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Just got out of a screening of Oldboy. As I was walking to the parking garage the couple behind me, who were silent for most of the walk, finally spoke. WOMAN: That wasn’t the greatest choice for a first date movie.
GUY: Yeah, I realize that now.
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I never give writing advice but there are many clues here as to why this person is a failed screenwriter, if it helps.
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I’ve never seen anyone talk about these Onion movie reviews but man do they kill me.
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@LouiseMensch
@BarackObama
I like the idea that there's a president version of The Avengers.
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@isaacfeldberg
it really could have been any hat. It’s obvious Fincher just wanted to win the fight and lost.
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In 1993, while studying abroad in Holland, two girls tried to have a three-way with me in my room, but because I’ve never had any self esteem I didn’t realize it until 2 weeks ago and when I did, I stopped folding laundry and said, FUCK.
Almost 30 years later.
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I have watched this upwards of 40 times and when I’m not watching it I’m thinking about it .
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@janky_jane
I was 14. A kid named mark noone showed late to a hang wearing a shiny silver puffer coat and I said “well look who just reentered the earth’s fuckin atmosphere.” He said, “I knew it! (That his coat would get shit)” and turned around as we sang “Ground control to major Tom.”
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Hey. Guess what? WAYNE Season One is coming to AMAZON PRIME Fall 2020 and if you guys watch it enough we can make a season 2.
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@isaacfeldberg
“The fuckin hippies aren’t, that’s for sure” line is the biggest laugh he ever got out of me.
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If you haven’t watched Wayne yet I don’t know what’s wrong with you but at the very least watch this moment that
@ciarabravo
is very very funny in then maybe watch the whole series cause we made it especially for you.
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Just met the bear who plays Paddington he was a real dick to my kids
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Matt Damon just walked back inside and said well if people arent getting arrested who the fuck said that shit about Last Duel
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WAYNE Is the Best TV Show You've Never Seen - Nerdist
@netflix
@hulu
@PrimeVideo
@IFC
@CBSAllAccess
@hbomax
@EPIXHD
@PopTV
@SYFY
@Cinemax
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For the last few months I have been talking to this giant fluffy dog that I see on my hike and like very much. And today I actually bothered to have a conversation with the owner and I walked away like shit it’s been Annette Bening this whole time?
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@alexschlitz_
I never thought watching Bucky do everyday stuff like fix a boat with regular folks and have dinner would be what I was looking for but those moments really went a long way in his arc of a man with no home
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@Dixta
@RadioFreeSkaro
"Shit, there's a female lead in this show now I have to beat off" seems like an exhausting way to live.
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The character of Wayne would fucking love what some genius did to this Wayne billboard.
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How is this photo of my daughter and her friends not a photo from the 70s?
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don’t know where ppl get the idea that making employees feel scared for their job or hurting self-esteem will make the movie/show better. I only bossed 1 but making everyone feel like my partner and making sure they know they’re valued felt like the thing that made the show good
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I wrote this part for Stephen and am so grateful to him for his work. I wanted to do the opposite of a desk pounding sergeant so the first thing I scripted was, A SERGEANT WITH THE SOUL OF A POET.
This is Stephen Kearin. He’s a genius. One day, you will know his name. No one is this good and unknown for long. This speech from “Wayne” gets me every time. I want a whole show about this character. I want it so bad.
@Simms2673
@RhettReese
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Hey,
@WGAWest
voters. Wayne can be nominated online for a writers guild award in the tv comedy and new series category. If we win I promise to use my new powers to have Harvey Weinstein executed.
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My 15 year-old, sensitive, sweet, empathetic-to-a-fault son spends his life in communities like Reddit, Discord + YouTube. I spend a lot of time deprogramming him from the anti-woke, anti-women, pro-Russia, Rogan crowd bullshit that seems to come with the gamer world. Depressing.
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I can’t think of a more obvious companion show with
@TheBoysTV
@PrimeVideo
, can you?
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Why Amazon Prime's Wayne Is The Perfect Valentine's Day Show
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Being married in your forties means that when you sleep late your wife comes in and touches you to check if you died.
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Hey, to those who were asking, they fixed everything and Wayne is here for you to watch to your filthy heart’s content or write a nice review for or share with your stupid friends. Thank you for doing so. Love, Shawn.
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Jon Favreau is responsible for Swingers, Iron Man, Elf and The Mandalorian. Holy shit.
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We paid over $276 million for that recall? Do you know what kind of good we could’ve done with that money? We could’ve made nice guys two!
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Can’t believe Mary got away with telling her fiancé that God got her pregnant and now I’m stuck spending five hundred bucks on gift cards for my kids’ teachers.
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Chris Rock’s ability to roll through that shit was astonishing. Like he suddenly found himself in the pilot chair of a plane and the engines were on fire and it’s heading for a cliff and he pulled it out of danger. He’s the Sully Sullenberger of the goddamn Oscars.
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Man they do not like writers
DGA Email Scandal: Members Urged Not to Elect 10 Writers to Board, Including Boots Riley and Craig Mazin
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The thrill of my life turns out to be Licorice Pizza on the same page as my show.
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When I started staffing on tv shows the first big surprise was how writers were treated. The directors/actors were always put on pedestals while the people providing the material were the dogs. Still makes no sense. This strike is a very good public display of all that.
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Daredevil should still be a show and the character of Daredevil should also appear in a marvel universe movie and Charlie Cox is very likeable and should continue to play Daredevil in that show and that movie.
@Marvel
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I told my daughter I’d put whatever she drew on my arm and she really held me to it. Thank god that sad, wonky rabbit that carries itself like Mare of Easttown suits me
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@MarkBullockNFL
I love when someone, after getting their falsehoods destroyed, pretends it's a disagreement at the end and not about facts.
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Best Shows on Amazon Prime To Watch Right Now (February 2021) | Complex’s
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I saw Edward Scissorhands in the theater 3 days in a row and told myself I’d never love any movie more. I watched it last night and realized how much it’s a part of everything I write. It’s definitely a big part of Wayne. And my next thing. Anyway, it made me cry again last night
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My family visits her store in studio city all the time. She was such a lovely woman with a bunch of great kids. This is what all the Trump Maga Desantis republican party hate speech is doing. Sending people out to murder those who choose to love everyone
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A bunch of people have asked so yes, the character of WAYNE was named after both my dad and Irish boxing legend
@WayneMcCullough
. Big fan of both men growing up! Gotta say Irish
@_MarkMcKenna_
has some natural boxing ability too. Made those stunts a lot easier.
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I really love top gun 2 but will never for one fucking minute be okay with the scene where young people were psyched to sing great balls of fire. I mean what the fuck guys
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As a staff writer I was assigned a script for an ep ordered right before the show’s cancellation. You still have to write these things. For the last moment of the script I wrote that the cast turned to camera and all say, Fuck you, America. You assume the network won’t read it.
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This looks like someone wearing a Mission Impossible mask of Tom Cruise
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I’ve been punched in the face several times in my younger days but just dropped iPhone on my face in bed from five inches away, split my lip and bled everywhere because I’m in my forties and rotting.
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Got a bag of m80s, two pairs of brass knuckles, a sock full of pool balls and a hittin stick. Heading over to extract Britney right now.
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Has the Marjorie Greene psycho story completely distracted from the Lauren Boebert psycho story? She helped coordinate the terrorist plot as well. Why does it seem like we can’t we do two things at once?
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No joke. They really should throw
@TonyAtamanuik
at Biden for extra debate prep. Despite being a terrible roommate, Anthony is one of the smartest people I’ve ever known and he has made a living daring to live inside the brain and soul of Donald Trump.
@JoeBiden
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Gonna hit up this Marvels movie real quick because I happen to think Brie Larson is charming and talented so go eat shit, goblins.
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@mcucevans
@mollyrockit
The action sequences in this have yet to be matched by another marvel movie.
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You guys can talk shit on Affleck spilling his Dunkins all you want but the guy made Gone Baby Gone, The Town and Argo as his first three movies all right in a fucking row
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Annual reminder that dr oz is just a clone of Jason Bateman that came out evil
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Me and R Kelly with big headlines this week! For serious though, really excited to work with my heroes and friends
@RhettReese
and
@paulwernick
and my new best friend
@steveasbell
on a thing I’ve been dreaming up for a while.
EXCLUSIVE: In a pre-emptive purchase, 20th Century Studios has acquired the rights new untitled thriller, which will be written by Shawn Simmons
"Deadpool" scribes Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick are set to produce
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@JessieLahrr
I'm not judging his marriage. I'm judging his inability to control himself around women or alcohol if his wife ain't there
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Told my daughter I was fine with her wearing makeup to school and…
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Wayne.
@PrimeVideo
Nov 6.
The runaway hit Wayne has it all. But don't take it from us— Listen to the cast describe it in their own words. Coming to Prime Video November 6.
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Iain B. McDonald, director of the Wayne pilot commissioned an artist from Ghana to paint an African theater poster for me.
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@ashleyn1cole
It's so weird that he doesn't approve of her being mean but he's going to do research and then be mean to her many days later?
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This guy has no idea how used to not working we are. He fucked
The CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery Says 'Love of Working' Will End the Writers' Strike
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My Greek wife confirmed this is true
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