Shire Propagandist
@ShirePropaganda
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Why would you play a goblin when you want to be treated like a hobbit? Very common and very strange phenomenon. Goblins aren't cute sorry! If you saw a goblin crawl out from under your bed you would kick it in the teeth!.
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"I'm not saying it didn't happen, but doesn't it seem odd that more Order 66 survivors keep popping up everywhere? You'd think there would be less over time, not more. "
“Execute Order 6 million”. “Are you sure? That seems like a lot”
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You can be jailed in England for printing information ackowledged by the court to be factual and legal
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This sort of thing, especially judging from some of the replies, shows such a level of terror. Every historical fact or discussion, no matter if it's as insignificant as how they seasoned their stew in 1843, must have a reassuring note that everything is better now.
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You really gotta wonder what the typical black person was acting like back then for this to be a stereotype that existed.
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"What is the charge? Selling a coin? A pristine Anglo-Saxon coin?"
Two men trying to sell historically significant Anglo-Saxon coins worth more than £750,000 were arrested in a police sting.
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They will call you hitler for not wanting the population of your tiny island to double in 24 hours.
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"Bananas are grown in Costa Rica so you have to accept infinity bindians and bomalians".
My first non-EU passport. In a strangely beautiful illustration of Brexit’s absurdity, it was printed in Poland by a French company, and delivered to me by a German logistics firm.
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Aragorn when Arwen bans him from lurking at shadowy tavern corner tables and smoking mysteriously
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"I decided to display the evil of industrial capitalism by having Saruman flood two separate lands inspired by the history and personality of my people with disgusting orcs, violent half-breeds and swarthy ruffians."
Someone tell this guy that Lord of the Rings is an extended allegory about the environmental depredations of industrial capitalism and how unbounded technological growth destroys under-resourced, racially marginalized communities.
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The thought that someone may have had a happy life in the past horrifies these people. They cannot bear the thought. No, it must have been a hell on earth they say. They talk of romanticising the past but go just as far the other way.
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"I just don't make no sense. You're in the mire of a galactic war, most of the industrial powerhouse systems sided with the separatists, and yet you got spare equipment and manpower to hunt down and exterminate these monks?"
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If you don't want to be singled out for being a nasty little green man or a half devil with horns, don't arrange that with the DM, just don't single yourself out as a bloody goblin!.
@YTGamersonGames This should be discussed in session 0. I tell my players "there may be some fantasy racism in the game. It is intended to give your character the spotlight and allow you to rise above it. If you want to not be singled out for race/sex lmk and it will not happen." Easy.
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"I don't want to be singled out in any way but can i pleeeeaaase play my wicked OC cyborgoblin that otherwise doesn't exist in this game, I am the sole and only one?" Insane behaviour.
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"Paul is actively suicidal" *kills billions across the galaxy so he can survive*
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"3 psychiatrists determined he understood what he was doing". "Anyway we dropped to manslaughter on the basis of diminished responsibility, we were going to do that no matter what the psychological evaluation determined, because we love crime and we especially love criminals"
Man who killed three people in attacks in Nottingham, UK, last year has manslaughter plea accepted
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Even as recently as the 50s. It wasn't perfect, ergo it must have been horrifying. It has been an endless forward march for humanity, everything is better in every way and it will be even better than that tomorrow.
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@Steve_Laws_ Reminder that the victorious grand finale of LOTR was not the destruction of the Ring, but the hobbits kicking out the criminal foreigners and turning the Shire into an ethnostate
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@LumpyTheCook That block in the top right is pretty rough otherwise I'd say it's a nice screen.
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White person pretending to be black now is all "ayo muhfuggin uhh" and getting lined up but back then? What was going on?.
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Architecture so good it makes you imagine cartoonish levels of oppression
How could practically every little town or village in England afford a church like this?. Was it through overtaxing the poor, selling indulgences, or by neglecting other important tasks such as caring for the poor and supporting missionaries?
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They don't care if it's foreign, they come up with some reason it doesn't count no matter what argument you make. These people want us all dead and gone, erased from history, and they don't care what incoherent justification is used.
@PaulEmbery What's British culture?.Fish and chips, foreign. Textile industry, foreign. Curry nights, foreign. Orange order, foreign.Saint George, foreign. Royal family, foreign. Christianity, foreign. What is left that is truly British?.
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@sustaipal Yes I have, I'm talking about the tweet and replies, and more generally the widespread "this photograph of a smiling farmer hides a lifetime of abject misery" sentiment.
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I’m asking - in English - what does ‘visibly born and bred here’ mean?.
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@itsfinecalmdown Yes, bloke called Sam Melia got sentenced today for sending out stickers which the court recognised as factual and legal, but was prosecuted for "intent to provoke racial hatred" or some such thing anyway.
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Mfw Tom Harwood
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"The kubrick stare" is one of director stanley kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
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This one is especially brilliant. The contradictory nature of it ignored to cram in multiple instances of Black Excellence ™. The Romans have to be black, but also the couldn't defeat the Black Kween of Nubia, so went North to Britannia, but the Original Britons were also Black
Very key to note in terms of how off the cliff we’ve gone is that the the below book is not just the preserve of some fringe Hotep publisher. No, the eye-poppingly ahistorical anti-white account of Britain is co-signed by Bloomsbury and a dozen other Sensible Outfits.
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"BULGARIANS"."Um Harry that's not how it works. "."THOSE LONG NOSED FREAKS AT GRINGOTTS"
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It is interesting that tipping is as a percentage of the bill. As if it requires more effort on the part of a waiter to bring a plate of oysters than a plate of chips. Odd system odd incentives.
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West Indian migrants introduced plumbing to London. You might disagree. You might even have evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? West Indian migrants introduced plumbing to London.
@theashrb The things my grandma tells me is actually frightening. Most houses in her area didn’t have proper bathrooms, people taking weekly trips to the local baths to wash properly 😭 it was the West Indian immigrants that started installing proper bathrooms in those homes.
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Having enjoyed critical acclaim for making 3 films out of 6 books, and struggled through making 3 films out of one book, they now boldly go where no man has gone before: making 1 film out of a single dialogue.
The new ‘Lord of the Rings’ film is titled ‘THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’. Andy Serkis will return as Gollum & also direct the film.
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You can be jailed in England for stickers you didn't even end up printing, or owning a book written by a historical member of Parliament in this country.
In case you are interested, this is what the hateful stickers said in the Sam Melia case, as it is slightly annoying to find.
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it’s funny how Americans will delude themselves into thinking they need a massive dinner table and chairs when contractors in Japan who actually haul stuff every day get home and eat dinner on the floor
it’s funny how Americans will delude themselves into thinking they need a massive pickup truck when contractors in Japan who actually haul stuff every day use trucks a fraction the size
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"I wish to live in a huge sci fi city". *monkey's paw curls, it's filled with Chinese people*.
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@DegenFurry64 There are no such things as hot goblins, you're just thinking of sluts painted green.
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"Why does Grandad want us driven out of the palace by a pack of unruly forrens in 20 years?"
“I have often described the United Kingdom as a “community of communities”; an island nation in which our shared values are the force which holds us together, reminding us that there is far, far more that unites us than divides us.”
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I don't care that you aren't allowed to sell your wheelchair-accessible dungeon anymore
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It's ovah
"People who drink tea frequently are continually dosing themselves with billions of plastic particles, some of which may be tiny enough to enter human cells.". Yes, paper tea bags too.
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Your son plays football at school as a striker, he's quite good but nothing special, the team does well but isn't winning trophies. Another boy moves to the school from a different county, gets accepted on the team, plays striker, displaces your son. The team wins a few trophies.
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Through my anthropological study I have discerned that the Cyclist tribe believes repeating the magic word "Woahhh!" will render them immune to harm, and grant them the ability to pass through steel objects moving at high speed.
Genuine question. Which is more dangerous here tonight in a practical sense? . Run the red light when there was no traffic about on #cycleway4?. Wait for the green for some distracted driver to plough through on a red light?. Tonight I think running the red was safer.
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Guy is so suicidal that he sees infinite futures in which he dies and picks the only one where he lives.
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So we filmed 4 amazing scenes that everyone will remember, then I told Harrison "Ok, pretend you're a detective and we'll film that". We found out later that harrison didn't know what a detective was, or what pretending is, so lots of material ended up on the cutting room floor
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He's too old and the misery filter sucks.
New poster for Ridley Scott’s NAPOLEON starring Joaquin Phoenix.
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Little known LOTR fact: during the Scouring of the Shire, Fredegar "Fatty" Bolger wrote "My 'Ardship", in which he lamented the influence of Men on the politics of the Shire and called for an expansion of its borders in order that its people could recover from the War of the Ring.
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Van drivers on their way to drive 2 inches behind you on your commute
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"Gollum had the Ring for what, 500 years? And we fucked him up easily". "Yes. Bilbo is a tenacious fellow but that nephew of his has never left the Shire, you could just push him on his face"
Broke: Frodo carried the ring because Hobbits a particularly resilient against its temptation . Woke: they gave the ring to the smallest weakest guy so they could beat him up if necessary
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Mount and Blade is the closest thing we have to an AD&D1e videogame. You could keep everything about the game and just add monsters and spells and you're there.
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Paul is so actively suicidal that even when he walks into the desert to die he ends up coming back again.
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That one ex-army maths teacher during the yearly paintball school trip
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@AstroTrdrAlex @Steve_Laws_ Even Aragorn swears never to enter the Shire. You didn't read the book.
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"Prison isn't a deterrent to future crime" ok but what about flaying? Do we have a study that flaying criminals isn't a deterrent? What about the rack? Have we determined that the rack isn't a deterrent? Public flogging? "Prison isn't a deterrent, so we'll stop trying" seems lazy
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Car gets stolen, shed gets broken into etc etc: "not a police matter sorry". 13 year old says a gamer word cause he got wallbanged in r6 siege:.
We're so proud of our partnership with @Ubisoft - creators of the likes of @assassinscreed. We're working together to help keep the online gaming community safe. The BBC recently interviewed one of our top detectives 👇👇. 👀Keep your eyes peeled for more updates from us!.
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"India is full" my brother in Krishna 99% of our country looks like this
“Ireland is full” my brother in Christ 99% of our island looks like this
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Lost the wizard duel.
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The uncanny ability of the cyclist to place themself in danger. Choosing to veer close to the vehicle and slow down in its blindspot, despite already clocking the poor driving on display. Twitter clips more important than self preservation.
This morning. About an hour ago. Illegal right turn, then watch. Unbelievable.
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Every sensitive young man must choose a best girl debate
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BREAKING: "Immigrants don't have teeth" revealed in bold statement from British Dental Association.
We are appalled some politicians are blaming immigrants for the current crisis in NHS dentistry. It’s as offensive as it is inaccurate. A thread 🧵
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"After all, why not? Why shouldn't I appear before the Canadian Parliament?"
A 98-year old was given standing ovation by the Canadian parliament during Zelensky's speech. He was hailed as a hero for fighting against the Russians. Yaroslav Hunk fought for the 14th division of the Waffen SS.
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"I did not say I knew him, I said we were mutuals on another account"
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Worse still, some of the boys turning up aren't even the ones that put in an application, and aren't actually better at football. Local lads are struggling to even get a place at the school. How was any of this a benefit to you and your family?.
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Time travelling back to the transatlantic slave ships with a machine gun
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What is the argument against the death penalty in this instance? . "We have determined this man to be so severely disturbed that he cannot be held responsible for multiple stabbing murders and several more attempted vehicle murders. So we should let him roam the streets sooner.".
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There is no room for a man's head inside that jaguar head.
I never thought King wore a mask as a kid I always assumed he was an actual jaguar man
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George R R Martin's "The Game of the Rings". "Every stew was lumpier than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, he was shitting brown water. The more he ate the more he shat, but the more he shat, the hungrier he grew."
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But there's more to the story. The coach at the school has the power to bring in more new players and ousts the entire existing team. And due to unforeseen factors he's padding the stats to bring in people from his home town. All the local boys lose the opportunity.
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The immigration maximalist says this has benefitted you, see the team has an extra trophy, your son should have just worked harder if he didn't want that to happen.
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Getting your mate to film you means you're allowed to implicitly and explicitly threaten to rape and kill people. It's just a prank bro.
Another hilarious video, this time asking women late at night if they want to die. You’ll see in following videos, he has a thing for targeting women
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"My mystic art, the ancient Rite of Wei, will surely protect me"
Dude. If you make life difficult for me, I return the favour (opens back door).
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Not an argument
Britain ceded the right to call foreigners and immigrants "invaders" when it invaded 1/4 of the planet and built the largest empire in history.
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Gandalf listening to Treebeard explain why Orthanc is empty
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Every class had this one kid desperate to answer every question.
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Fucking state of it, 50 coppers stood right there and they tackle and arrest the wrong bloke while the actual stabber is getting their colleague in the neck
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If you did manage to convince them that in fact there is such a thing as England, that its people do exist, they simply switch tack and say "oh well such wrongs were done that you must be destroyed, you owe it to the world to die". It's disgusting.
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Looks like a hostage video lmao.
‘Two tier policing doesn’t exist you racist peasant!’.Also, let’s start video messages with ‘Assalamualaikum’ 🤨
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Just saw "textile industry" listed as foreign. Actually we invented industry, cheers
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@Jvdamjv I suppose the question is whether now really is the best time ever for all time by all metrics, and whether it will be better still next year. Because that is essentially the position these types are taking.
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